I walked out into the waiting room where I saw a familiar Spaniard crying in the corner with a few middle aged women surrounding him, attempting to comfort the big baby.
"Oi! Tomato fucker! Let's get out of here!" Teary green eyes met mine and my heart jumped again.
Fucking useless doctor…. Not health related? Figure it out on my OWN!? FUCK YOU!
Just you wait and see! I'll figure it out ASAP and you'll shit yourself when I fix it on my own! Bastards! They're all bastards!
One of the women came up to me with a frown on her face, obviously displeased.
"Hun…. Please don't be cruel, this is a hospital." I stared blankly at the red headed (Obviously dyed) middle aged woman, trying my hardest not to snap.
Too bad my hardest isn't enough to stop my fucking personality.
"I'M THE ONE HE'S FUCKING CRYING OVER YOU SHITTY MORON AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TALK TO THAT BASTARD OF A STALKER HOWEVER I WANT TOO! HE'S THE ONE WHO CHOOSES TO STICK AROUND, DAMMIT!" That definitely shut her up….
"Lovi? You… you're alive~!" The Spaniard rushed past the woman currently traumatized from shock and jumped on me, tackling me to the ground.
"Of course I'm alive you mother fucking bastard! Now get the hell off of me before I punch you in the gut you crap breath!"
Since the idiotic Spaniard decided to start rubbing his damn face against mine and not let go, I followed through with my threat and hit him square in his abdomen.
Yeah, I get lots of practice so I know where it hurts.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww... Lovi~ That's not very nice~" The Spaniard uttered from the floor in pain.
I stood over him with a smirk on my face. That's what you get, jackass.
"Not nice? Well then, what are you going to do about it, huh, bastardo?" I challenged, a cocky grin ever present on my bad ass facial features.
"I'll…." The Spaniard stared, making his way off of the floor. "I'll just have to teach you a lesson."
My grin fell as he took a step closer toward me, I took one back hesitantly.
"I guess this makes me your boss, eh, Lovi?" Another step forward, another back.
I scowled. "Boss? Che. I'll never take orders from you, shit head." The bastards cheery smile started to turn into a grin and a gulped, just before turning to run, sadly, I was too fucking slow and the wanna be boss caught me, flinging over his shoulder like some sack of potatoes as he skipped (Yes, skipped) out the hospital doors, ignoring all of the stares people were flashing at us.
Can't they mind their own god dammed business!?
"Let me go, dammit!" I kept kicking and punching as he walked but the moron wouldn't loosen his grip in my fucking thighs.
"Don't squirm so much, Lovi! I might accidently drop you!" I ignored the bitchy Spanish man and kept kicking, eventually hitting him in the gut with my knee.
Instead of making him fall forward and landing on my feet like I had expected, the jackass let go of me completely and I started to fall face first into the pavement.
Instead, however, a hand reached out and grabbed my FUCKING ASS, pulling me back up on the Spaniards shoulder, his hand still on my butt as he held me in place.
"Phew~ Glad I caught you Lovi~ That could have been bad~" My face flushed as the bastard kept obliviously feeling me up.
"Lovi?" I didn't answer. If he knew where his hand was things would only get more awkward…. Think of something else, think of something else, think of- dammit! This isn't working!
"Just put me down you fuck face!"
"Not until you apologize, Lovi~" Apologize for what!? I WARNED you and everything you stupid, oblivious, idiotic-
The stupid, oblivious, idiotic man's hand twitched and my eyebrows furrowed, my face now the shade of a ripe tomato.
"Ch…chigiiiiiiii~….. hmmf…. I…. I'm sorry, bastard….." I buried my face in the clothing of said bastard's shirt, despite the obvious fact that he couldn't really even see my face anyway.
Stopping dead in his tracks, the Spaniard set me back down on the ground and I sighed, just before my breath hitched in my throat as I noticed the bright red face of the bastard who was currently staring at his shoes.
"That's….." I leaned in closer to the mumbling idiot so I could hear him better when all of a sudden he jumped on me, trapping me in a hug of death.
"That's so adorable Lovi!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU DOUCH FACE!" The fucking moron only tightened his grip so I started pushing on his face with my hand as I simultaneously made my way over to my car.
"Lovi~ Now you're going to have to apologize again~ Come on Lovi~ Apologize to big boss Toni~" Finally reaching the car that only should have taken five minutes to reach instead of fucking almost twenty, I unlocked the car quickly, being sure to hit the bastards head as I opened the passenger seat door.
"Oh~? I'm so sorry big boss Toni~ Are you alright~?" I cooed as I smirked down at the poor bastard holding his head in pain on the ground.
"Lovi… ugh… ow ow ow~ Lovi you're so cute~" My face started to heat up as I stomped over to the driver's seat and sat down with a huff.
"Get in mother fucker. Or I'll leave you here for dead." Sure enough the moron causing me heart problems (Yes, my genius skills have lead me to the conclusion that it's this bastards fault. Everything is this bastards fault!) stood up and made his way into the car, shutting the door with a relieved sigh.
"I feel like I have brain damage Lovi~ If I do will you take care of me~?" I scoffed at the idiot.
"You've HAD brain damage since you were born, tomato moron." I fastened my seatbelt, then glared at Spaniard simply sitting there holding his head.
"Seatbelt."
"Hmm? What was that Lovi~?"
"Seat. Belt. Put it on, dammit!" The bastard did nothing to move toward putting on the strap that could save his life so I decided to be the loving, smart, cute, gentlemanly lady killer I am and fasten it for him, again.
"I swear you're stupider than a washcloth."
I started up the car and waited all of ten seconds for some sort of comeback I never received before turning and cocking an eyebrow at the pink faced Spaniard.
"What the fuck is wrong with your face? You choking or something bastard?" I let the thought process in my head for a few seconds before realizing he may actually be choking, a.k.a. dying next to me, in my car, without me murdering him.
"Speak to me you moron!" I slapped the pink faced man on the back, successfully making him cough, only nothing flew out of his mouth like in the movies, much to my demise.
"Ugh… cugh…. Lovi…. That wasn't very nice…. I'm not choking~ Thank you for worrying though~ ah! Lovi really does care~" My face turned ten shades darker as I scowled at the man next to me's insanity.
"Che! You wish bastardo! I'm just not going to let you die without me being your cause of death. That wouldn't be fair to me, whose being suffering with your contagious stupidity since I met you…. Whenever the hell that was."
I pulled out of the parking lot with my amazing driving skills, only hitting one rabies ridden raccoon who seemed to want to commit suicide at that moment. I granted his request.
Suddenly, I heard a tiny mumble next to me, distracting me from the fucking road.
"Dammit tomato creep what did you say?" I glanced at my passenger and rolled my eyes, his face was pink again.
"Do you have some sort of condition I should know about where your face turns red or something? Want to go back to the hospital jackass?"
I kept my eyes on the road so that I wouldn't kill anyone. Seriously those fucking morons who text and drive are dangerous! Fucking douches….
"I uhh…. It's nothing Lovi…. Forget it…." Saying that just makes me more curious! Lie if you have to but don't say forget it! NO ONE EVER FORGETS IT AFTER THAT, DAMMIT!
"Tell me."
"But… Lovi it's really nothing-"
"I said. Tell. Me. Dammit." From the corner of my eye I saw him start to figdet like a little girl on her first date. Wierdo…
"I was wondering if maybe…. You uhh…. Might want to go with me to the amusement park…. That's in town today…" Amusement park? How old are you? Five?
"Why the hell would I go to an amusement park crawling with snot nosed douchy brats and retarded teenagers?" I furrowed my eyebrows together as I noticed the Ferris wheel a few blocks ahead mocking me. How did I NOT see that earlier?
"But LOVIIIIII~ You were the one who made me ask~" Oh great now he looks like he's about to cry. What a baby.
"Oh my god you stupid bastard go whine to your mother or something!" Before I could shoot the imbicle a glare he decided to attach himself to my arm, making me swerve in and out of traffic.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? CHE PALLE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!?"
"Plllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaas ssssseeeeee~ Mi amigo it'll be fun I promise!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING AMUSEMENT PARK AND LET GO OF ME!?"
-0.0-
About ten minutes later…..
"I can't believe we're at the fucking amusement park…" The Spaniard gripped my arm and started to pull me over to the ticket counter.
"Come on Lovi~ It'll be fun~" Says the big assed baby. Yeah. Have you ever looked at his ass? It's enormous.
The jackass bought us a crap ton of tickets and we made our way inside through the gates, where I quickly dodged a little boy trying to run into my leg with his ice cream cone.
And this is why I hate these kinds of things.
I glanced up again only to find the tomato lover nowhere in fucking sight.
Crap.
"Oi…. Spanish bastard where are you?" I raised my hands to my hips as I glanced around the crowd, unable to find the green eyed creep anywhere.
"Antonio…?" Holy crap I'm- I mean- he's lost! That poor bastard…. I better find him before he shits himself….
Cautiously I made my way through the crowd of brats, parents, and teenagers. With the minor exception of a few lonely old pedophiles lurking around as well.
Some giant asshole bumped into me, sending straight into a fucking puddle.
"Ouch…" The stupid jerk who ran into me just kept walking as if nothing happened, jackass.
I would have bitched him out but my ass fucking hurts and now I'm drenched in shitty mud water so I'm not really in the mood.
"Lovi?" I glanced up to see the Spaniard looking down at me, his breath shaky and cheeks flushed. Probably trying to find me since he was lost. Bastard.
"Yeah crap breath that's me now will you give me a hand so I'm not sitting in shit water anymore?"
He nodded and reached out his hand which I gladly took.
I raised my wet arm up to my nose and sniffed. "It even smells like shit…."
"Lovi…. Sorry for losing you…." HA! Since when are you my mom?
"Shut up bastardo. Let's get out of here." I was about to turn around when I noticed the dejected look on the morons face.
"…..One ride. You pick and then we're getting the hell out of here." What? I hate it when people cry or look sad it's annoying! My fratello does it all the fucking time and it pisses me off and makes me feel bad!
"Yay! I love you Lovi~" I was consumed in a hug and before I could protest I was being dragged around and up to the Ferris wheel.
I swear that thing is mocking me….
"Please keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times." Yeah yeah shut up everyone knows that already dumbass.
I stepped inside the stupid contraption and sat across from the cheery Spaniard.
"Isn't this fun Lovi~?" Oh wow. Sitting inside a slowly moving object that could break at any moment. What fun. Really. I'm mesmerized.
"Wow~ Lovi look at the view~" I rolled my eyes at the childish idiot and turned to look out at the sunset. As well as the…. Very… extremely…. Far away ground….. very high up… keeps.. getting…. Higher! This thing really could break at any moment couldn't it? Holy crapola what am I doing on this thing!?
"Lovi are you alright? Lovi?" I think I must have blanked out for a few seconds or something because the next thing I knew two arms were wrapped around me and my face was buried into the Spaniards chest.
By the time we reached ground level I bolted out of the scary ass machine and into the crowd, Antonio close behind me.
I turned around and pointed my finger accusingly at the bastard.
"That never happened. Understood?" It took a moment for the idiots face to turn from that of confusion to a look of understanding.
"I won't tell anyone Lovi~ I'll keep it to myself! You were so cute~ You looked like a tomato your face was so- ugh!" I shut him up by head bunting him in his fucking stomach.
"Let's get the fuck out of here bastardo!" And with that I began walking over to the exit.
"Alright Lovi~"
As we were walking back to the car I felt my phone begin to vibrate in my pocket.
From: Bella
To: Lovino
Hey~ How's the new chapter coming along~? And you better not tell me you haven't even started yet~
Oh crap….
"I'm so screwed…." I sighed as I put my phone back in my pocket. Stupid story can't write itself….
"What's wrong Lovi~?" I glared at the moron who seems to keep me from doing my job.
Conclusion: It's all his fault.
"I have to fucking work. That's what. I'll drop you off at your place." The Spaniard simply nodded in agreement as we got into the car and drove off.
I definitely need to get to work if I want to finish this before that bed wetter and potato faced bastards wedding.