A/N: Okay, this is the last chapter until further notice. Thank you to all the wonderful reviewers who liked my story, I really appreciate the feedback.:) Please enjoy the last chapter of my Crusher of Preteen Dreams! Please review!
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Author must have murdured cute fluffy forest animals, because she really ticked off the Valar now.
Oh, yeah.
Author is currently getting acquainted with Isengard's most terrifying Uruk-hai. Not in the pleasant way, with cookies and lemonade out on the back porch.
Oh, no.
There will be eating, but it won't be cookies. Author is just lucky that they're really hungry at the moment, because it could be far, far worse.
Oh, yeah.
Author is toast. Literally.
Deadified!
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Author shoots up from her bed in a cold sweat, shaking and trying hard not to vomit. Instinctively, she grabs her phone and starts reading fanfiction of the Lord of the Rings variety.
Unfortunately, the first thing she sees is a girl-falls-into-Middle-earth story. Author tosses the phone to the other end of her bed like a hot potato.
"Nope," she says, "nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."
Somewhere, on a higher plane of existence, the Valar are high-fiving.
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