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The quote was from Green Day's new album, Revolution Radio, which was also the answer to the other question. No one got it.
Let's get into the reviews.
All two of them.
theRevil: the movie trailer thing is probably because I introduce new characters at the end of chapters most of the time. And the Rolling Stones was a good guess. Btw, you'll get to eat tonight, so I hope you enjoy.
Guest (Sorta): Comedic effect buddy. Comedic effect.
Btw, today during school I made the basic outline for the rest of this story and two other stories, which will be like a Simon Pegg trilogy.
Points to whoever knows who Simon Pegg is.
Let's dive in.
After about 30 minutes of searching for the book, they found it in the attic, along with the wand.
Ludo handed it to Star, changing shape between the two.
"What is this?" Star asked, confused about the wand.
"Your parents didn't leave you anything about the wand?" Ludo asked.
"No- and I want to know what it is." Star responded.
"Well, I don't know how to explain it, really, but-"
Toffee interrupted.
"The wand is meant for magical spells. The user of the wand can either make up their own spell or recite perfected spells that are written down in the Magic Instruction Book." He pointed to the book placed behind him.
"In other cases, the user can operate the wand without saying any spells. The wand can also make anything you desire appear, like a puppy for example. It can also be used to create attacks, which is what we're about to do. Got it?" Toffee finally finished.
Everyone in the room looked a bit dumbfounded.
"Can you repeat that, except in English?" Star asked.
Time Skip Quote:if it's true that our species in alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
After about 15 minutes of teaching Star about the wand, it was finally time for them to start teaching her how to use it.
They opened the book, which was followed by a cloud of dust, and a figure appearing.
However, the figure was sleeping.
"Hello?" Star said.
"Ohmygodwhogoesthere?" The figure said.
"My name is Star- St-" Star was interrupted.
"Butterfly! I remember you know! You were my bosses' only child- I was to train you- but I think I overslept. I think it's been the lesser-half of- 15 years?" The figure, named Glossaryck, said.
"Yeah. Some stuff happened." Star replied.
"Like what? Why didn't they wake me up?" He asked.
"Well, we think they might be dead."
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"So, you escaped, and now you want to reclaim the throne, and you need to learn how to use the wand?" Glossaryck asked.
"Yup." Star answered.
"Well, that's how I got a paycheck, so I'm in! When do we start?" He asked.
"Now." Ludo said. "Glossaryck, you teach Star. I'll over-watch. Toffee, you teach the karate boy."
"What?" Marco asked.
Time Skip Quote:if it's true that our species in alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
They were in the Diaz's backyard.
"Hello, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Toffee."
"Toffee-?"
"I don't do last names. Now, I heard you are a red belt in karate?"
"Yes."
"Prove it. Meet me in combat."
"Again. what?" Marco asked.
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"Well, I'm a bit rusty, and since we go to battle-?"
"Three days." Ludo said.
"Three days, I can only teach you about five spells. But, these come in handy. Narwhal blast, Warnicorn stampede, rainbow fist punch, jellybean hallucination mist, and finally, the most powerful one, Spider in a top hat blast." Glossaryck finished.
"How does a spider with a top hat have the most power?" Star asked.
"You'll see. But let's dive in, shall we?"
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Toffee handily defeated Marco, but only leaving him with bruises so that he could still fight.
"Well, you may think that went bad, but you lasted 3.9765231 seconds before giving up, which is the best I've seen. I'm surprised your only a red belt. Now, I'm going to teach you some new moves." Toffee said, starting to demonstrate the moves.
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"Now stand like this." Glossaryck said.
"That's a bit much, don't you think?" Star said.
"Do you want your parents back or not?"
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"You lasted 5.234235 seconds. You're getting better. Remember to keep your left foot planted, it really helps out." Toffee advised.
Marco nodded.
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"Now, your right foot is planted just a bit wrong- you need to stand like this-" Glossaryck stood like Arnold Schwarzenegger on a beach, "with your feet aligned 88-92 degrees. None of that 'exactly 90 degrees' bullshit, just be close to 90."
"How do I know what 90 degrees looks like?" Star asked.
"Do you pay attention in math?" Glossaryck asked.
"No, not really." Star responded sarcastically.
"That's beside the point!" Glossaryck yelled.
"Quit squabbling and get to fighting, you dulces." Ludo said calmly.
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"You keep getting better. You see, this is why he hired me. Everyone I've mentored have gone on to be almost as successful as me." Toffee said, proud.
"I wouldn't like to talk right now." Marco said, a death stare plastered on Toffee.
"Good. You've learned well."
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"Now, you have the first two spells, now let's see if you can get the other two easy ones out of the way, and then show you the hardest and most powerful spell." Glossaryck said.
"Is it as tedious? As the other two?" Star asked.
"No, but the last one is about 26.79 times as hard as all other four multiplied together." Glossaryck answered.
"AUGHHHHHGGHUGHGU"
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Marco and Toffee were done with the lessons, and now Marco is as strong as four black belts.
Jeremy Birnbaum was gonna get it.
But for now, whoever messed with Star was gonna get it. Despite knowing her for only 8 days, she was his friend. No one messes with his friends.
Marco and Toffee were sitting on two chairs in the porch, just talking.
"So- are you and Ms. Butterfly in there a thing?" Toffee asked.
Marco laughed. "No, but everyone is asking. Both of us have our own." Marco answered.
"Oh, really? I really would have thought-" Toffee was interrupted by Marco.
"You are literally going by a script, a typecast for every one of my friends and other students." Marco continued laughing.
Toffee looked down, but with an unemotional face, not one concerning, just a regular emotion, and thought:
"I've been in love. I see it now, with both of them. How they treat eachother.
"Reminds me of her.
"I wish them the best."
He stopped zoning out.
"Let's go check on your friend in there. You're done for a while."
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"Now, the Spider with a top hat blast. Despite it seeming simple, it won't work 97.32 percent of the time." Glossaryck started.
"Greattt, what do I do?" Star asked.
"You say, 'Spider In A Top Hat Blast.' and put the wand forward." Glossaryck said.
"What?" Star asked standing up, confused.
"Well, if it's so easy, do it!" Glossaryck said.
"Spider in a Top Hat Blast!" Star said.
Nothing happened.
"What the hell?" Star said.
"Spider In A Top Hat Blast." Glossaryck said.
"Spider in A Top Hat Blast." Star said.
Nothing.
"Spider In A Top Hat Blast." Glossaryck said.
"Spider In a Top Hat Blast."
"Spider In A Top Hat Blast."
"spider In a Top Hat Blast."
"Spider In A Top Hat Blast."
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"Spider In A Top Hat Blast." Glossaryck said.
"Spider In A top hat Blast." Star said.
Nothing.
"Oh my god! It won't work! What the hell!?" Star yelled about.
"Star, calm down!" Marco said, holding down laughter, just a bit.
"I see that smile. Quit that, you always do this." Star said, a bit angry.
Marco walked over and put a hand on her shoulder.
"So what's the prob?" Marco said.
Glossaryck answered.
"She's supposed to say, 'Spider In A Top Hat Blast.' She can't get it." Glossaryck said.
"Well, that's not hard. Star, how are you doing it?" Marco asked.
"Spider In A Top Hat blast."
"I see. Capitalize that last word." Marco said.
"Spider In A Top Hat Blast." She said.
This time, a ray of light emitted, leading to a two foot three inch spider, wearing a top hat.
"Now what the fuck is this?" Marco asked.
"Everyone says that." The Spider said, a bit sad.
"Marco, you hurt his feelings! Apologize." Star said, a bit sarcastic, a bit of sympathy.
"Oh, don't worry," The Spider said, "I'll hurt him."
His top hat turned around, turned it into a gun, and shot him once in the toe.
"SONOFABITCH!"
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Alright! Another chapter.
Again: Simon Pegg, 50 points. Quote: 500 points.
Again again: I made outlines for the rest of this story (Six chapters left after this) and two quote-unquote "sequels."
Thanks for reading.
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