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Charlie took a seat at the table, it was the best spot in the cafeteria, hanging over everyone else. They were royalty they sat away from the general public. They even had their own lounge in school. Charlie nods at her sister and Sam taking her spot across from them. There was far too much decorum for her tastes but it was what it was. At least Dalton served decent food. Charlie looks at her sandwich, and then at her pudding cup before sniffing and reaching across the table to steal Quinn's pudding cup only to have Quinn smack her hand away. "Quinn you don't even finish your lunch and you never eat your pudding cup."

Sam grinned at this, it was the usual banter between the twins, but he pushed his pudding cup towards her. "You can have mine." He said and Charlie looked at him before taking the pudding cup without so much as a thank you. He rolled his eyes and grinned at Quinn.

Quinn frowned at him, "You know you need to stop feeding her Sam. She's like a stray cat once you start, she'll never leave." Quinn said absentmindedly smacking Charlie's hand away again as her twin reached for her pudding again. Charlie could at least have the decency to wait until she was finished eating before she started scavenging for food. Quinn's about to say something else when Puck drops a plain white box in front of Charlie and puts his tray down, placing his own pudding cup in front of Charlie like it was some sort of peace offering. She shook her head and was about to go back to her lunch when Puck placed an arm around Charlie's shoulder causing Charlie to stiffen at the intrusion into her personal space. "Puck, please don't tell me you're trying to bribe my sister into fake dating you again, so you can continue to sleep with the general female populous at this school."

Puck flashed a smile at Quinn, "No, these are for my girlfriend. I know how much Charlie loves Cronuts so I got her a dozen."

Quinn turned to look at Charlie before turning back to Puck. "Were you dropped on your head as a child Puck? Not once but repeatedly? My sister has already said she doesn't want to be your girlfriend." She smirks when Charlie shrugs Puck's arms off her.

"I thought you of all people would get it, especially with the rumors flying about," Puck said and Quinn frowned. "You know the ones where everyone is saying that Charlie's now batting for the other team? You know eating fish tacos. Maddison is going to make a play soon."

Charlie frowns and makes a disgusted face. "Fish tacos sound disgusting." She pauses for a moment, "Now I want fish fingers. Mmm fish fingers." Three sets of eyes turned to Charlie who slowly chewed her food thinking about fish fingers. "Quinn do you think we can get mom to make beer battered fish tonight?" Charlie asks.

Quinn ignores her and Sam shakes his head, "What Puck means is that there is a rumor that you've been eating puss—" He stops when he feels Quinn's cold glare on him and he clears his throat. "He means that you've been with a girl Charlie."

Quinn frowns and studies her sister for a moment, she had promised to keep things quiet. Especially since they were twins and if Charlie was caught people were going to start coming after her. To be fair they had been keeping things quiet. They weren't exactly hanging out in the Dalton Academy populated areas and they spent more time these days sucking face and being generally nauseating. She couldn't count how many times that she had come into the kitchen or the living room and they were joined at the lips. "We need to nip this in the bud. Where is the rumor coming from?"

Puck shrugged, "From what I can gather the Warbler's. There's some rumor that you showed up at McKinley one day and you seemed really friendly with some girl." He frowned and then turned to Charlie studying her, especially since she had stopped eating and had a frown on her face. "What were you doing at McKinley and at a glee club meeting?"

This was news to her and Quinn turned sharply to her twin who now seemed to be paying attention to everything that was going on around her. "Yes Charlie what were you doing?" Charlie reaches for her pudding cup but she's a step faster and places her hand on the dessert and stares at Charlie. "Answer the question."

Charlie stopped and looked at Quinn a frown on her face as she looked around the table. "Why does it matter where I go least time I checked this was a free country. I'm allowed to have friends that aren't using me to get something. Or I'm using them to get something. Santana helped me pass Spanish. Why this is some scandal is beyond me. This isn't even the worst thing I've done or for someone to start caring. Besides I went to the glee club so I could tell them in no uncertain terms I wanted the Warbler's crushed so that I can rest and digest. It gives me terrible indigestion when they start singing and dancing on tables. They lose they stop singing and acting like idiots. I get to eat lunch in peace. This is a win for me."

Quinn rolled her eyes. "The Warbler's are a Dalton Tradition Charlie, you can't just say that you want them crushed in competition. We're supposed to be one big happy family, with zero tolerance for bullying." Quinn said. "I can discredit the Warbler's easily this won't last past the end of this week."

Sam frowned slightly and turned to Charlie, "Are you dating a girl?" he asked. "I mean it's cool if you are you know gay. I have an uncle who is gay. He doesn't like show tunes or anything like that—" Charlie stares at him blankly. "What I'm trying to say is that we'll support you if you are. Right Puck."

Puck opened the box of donuts that he brought and was about to take one when Charlie smacked his hand away without even looking at him. Puck frowns and rubs his hand and rolls his eyes. "Yeah but she's not a lesbian. She would have told me I'm like her best friend."

"You're also my ex-boyfriend who wants to get back with me so he can have as much sex as possible." Charlie said and opens her pudding cup. She ignores the look she's getting from Quinn. "But yes I am currently seeing someone, and yes that person is a woman, and no you cannot join in for a threesome," Charlie said without looking at Puck.

"Charlie." Quinn hisses.

"Seriously Quinn who are they going to tell and it's not like I'm ashamed or anything and they should know so they can cover for me. We've had each other's backs for the entirety of high school it doesn't change anything," Charlie said and shrugged and smiled. "Her name is Santana," Charlie said with a pleased smile.

"Madison is trying to make a move on you Charlie you need to take it seriously and get this leak shut down, because I know it's on her end. Someone is talking to the Warbler's and I need you to pay a bit more attention to who knows." Quinn says speaking up.

"So is she hot?" Puck interrupts and flashes his most charming smile when Charlie and Quinn turn to him. "What? Inquiring minds need to know. Besides I'm not having sex Charlie which means that I need more images for my spank bank."

Charlie stares at Puck for a moment and then pushes him off the bench and goes back to eating her lunch.

Rachel blinked as she watched Santana entering the choir room. There was a slightly confident bounce in Santana's step and Rachel studied her friend carefully. There was a small confident smirk on her face and Rachel smiled as it suddenly clicked. Puck had said that you could just tell when someone got laid and it was obvious that it had happened. Rachel was on her feet immediately and grabbed Santana's arm and pulled her out of the choir room. "It happened didn't it?"

Santana flushes and tries to pull away from Rachel but Rachel had a tight grip on her arm. "Rachel, you're the one that said that I shouldn't kiss and tell." Santana said and kept pulling on her arm trying to free herself.

"And you shouldn't, however as your best friend and your closest confidant, I believe that details are in order. You can't walk in here like that and not share Santana. You have to tell me everything."

Santana shifted a bit but didn't answer the question right away, "Rachel we didn't have sex—Quinn sort of stopped things—did you know they eat a disgusting amount of bacon? Like it was all over their pizza, gross heart attack levels of bacon and grease. I'm a bit more shocked that Charlie and Quinn were fighting over food—"

Rachel frowned and gave an irritated huff. "You're changing the subject Santana and I know something happened last night. You can just tell that something happened." Rachel paused for a moment. "Plus Quinn has a refined Pallet and wouldn't be fighting over something as mundane as bacon pizza."

Santana glanced at Rachel, "Look I know that it's not going well with Quinn, but you can't put her on some pedestal in your head. Judy said that it happened all the time. Quinn has this thing for bacon, it's not refined—and it's not really all that pretty. Plus she's still a bitch. She walked in on us yesterday before we could—Charlie was in the process of losing her pants and I was going to—you know." Santana flushes and Rachel's eyes widen. "Charlie doesn't have a lock on her door but she said she'd get one." Santana explains.

"Did Quinn—?" Rachel asks wondering how that conversation went.

"No, she didn't, Charlie covered me and it gave me some time to pull my pants back up. We're going to start doing it—at my place. We'd have a bit more privacy there, plus my parents are never around till late." Santana said with a shrug. "She just used her hand," Santana adds after a moment. She doesn't add that she hadn't lasted that long.

Rachel smiled, "Did you at least talk to her about your worries about Noah?"

"Yeah she said that she didn't really enjoy having sex with him. I don't think he is some god in bed Rachel no matter what he tells you. I think we're going to take it slow with the sex not rush into it, because I really want her to enjoy it." Santana was about to say something more when she realized that there was a flicker of something on Rachel's face and she sighs. "Do you want to come over tonight—my parents are home tonight so we were going to watch a scary movie. Well no, I was going to watch a scary movie while Charlie hides behind her hands. Quinn should be around and I think that she's getting annoyed that she catches us making out all the time. It should be fun and you and Quinn can talk. Or I can ask Charlie to talk to Quinn for you. I know you really like her and even though I think she's a bitch—which she is. If you're into that then I guess I can help you get the girl."

"I can't just show up Santana I wasn't invited." Rachel said with a shake of her head.

Santana rolled her eyes, "I wasn't invited to that Dalton Academy party you dragged me to, but I still came. Besides you need to stop putting Quinn on a pedestal and she needs to get over herself and stop being so repressed. You know she's like the head of the chastity club at Dalton."

"I do know that and I find it commendable—"

"Says the person who wants to do very dirty things to Quinn and corrupt her," Santana said laughing when Rachel turned a bright red. "Charlie won't mind plus if you bring her some food she'll be your best friend."

AN: Stuff happens please review