Dartz's Bloopers

Hello Yu-Gi-Oh fans! I had a bit of a shock when I looked through my stories and discovered that it has been over a year since I updated this story! Over a year! I was so shocked that I thought, that I'd better write the chapter that I've been meaning to write for so long but haven't done so. I'm sorry to keep everyone waiting to read this. Please enjoy. I own absolutely nothing.

'Who should we look at next Joey?' asks Yami, munching on a doughnut. Joey was slurping down a chocolate milkshake. 'Hmm… how about another villain? Maybe Dartz?' he suggested. 'Yes, why not?' agreed Yami. Wiping his mouth with a napkin, he clicked the mouse to start the next video.

CLICK!

Dartz Bloopers

Season 4 Episode 148

Dartz was kneeling in front of the giant snake monument, honouring the Great Leviathan. 'Our time will come, my Great Leviathan.' said Dartz. 'By the might of the Eliptian God- no wait, Egyptian God cards, sorry!' he spluttered, standing up and rubbing his head. Raphael, Alister and Valon emerged from their hiding places, laughing. 'Okay, let's go again!' called the director.

Season 4 Episode 159

Raphael had just returned to Doma Headquarters with Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor, believing that he had finally caught the soul of the Pharaoh. But Dartz had some shocking news for him.

'Unfortunately Raphael, you have failed again. Pull the lever Alistair.' he ordered. Alistair obeyed but -

'WRONG LEVER!' screamed Dartz as he fell through the floor to the swimming pool below. 'Oops.' said Alistair softly.

A few moments, Dartz emerged in the doorway, dripping wet, his hair hanging like rats' tails. 'Why do we even have that lever anyway?' he grumbled.

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Weevil and Rex ran up to Dartz and dropped to their knees. 'Who are these two?' asked Dartz. 'You ought to have heard of me!' growled Rex before Raphael added 'They're just two wannabe duelists who followed me here.' 'We're not wannabes! We're great duelists but we came here to become even better!' argued Rex. He and Weevil flung themselves to the ground, begging Dartz to share his secrets with them.

Dartz looked at them disgustedly. 'Before I do share my power with you two, I have to make sure that you are worthy, you two dunderheads!' he said. 'Don't think 'dunderheads' is in the script boss!' called Valon. 'You're right! Restart! I'm sorry.' said Dartz.

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Weevil and Rex continued to plead with Dartz for his help. 'Before they showed up, we ruled the duels! But now-' Weevil was saying but Dartz raised his hand. 'Stop; hold on a minute. Where's my hairbrush?' he called. Valon tossed Dartz his fine silver hairbrush with pearls. 'Ah yes. I love this hairbrush.' sighed Dartz delightedly.

Weevil and Rex collapsed on the floor in frustration.

Season 4 Episode 168

Dartz was standing in the centre of the candles, chanting the incantation, speaking to the Great Leviathan. A strong gust of wind was blown, to make the effect more realistic. But as Dartz finished and the wind was stopped….

Growling, Dartz pulled his hair out of his eyes, trying to organise the nest that was his hair. 'Alright, where's the hairbrush?' he growled.

Season 4 Episode 177

The gang had just arrived at Dartz's secret lair and were looking around in horror at the souls that were trapped in the stone walls. Suddenly there was an evil laugh that caught their attention. With a blast of blue fire, Dartz appeared before them. 'Welcome my young friends. I have been expecting you.' he said, tossing his hair behind his shoulders. 'Hairbrush please!' he called suddenly. The gang all sighed and grumbled. 'How many times has he done this?' asked Tristan. 'I stopped counting after ten.' answered Mokuba.

BEEP!

The fatal duel had just begun. Yami and Kaiba against Dartz. Dartz had played the Seal of Orichalcos and was ready to strike.

'And now, I shall summon…the…um….' the name of the monster had just gone from his mind. 'Um…the script! Where's the script?!' he called frantically. Yami and Kaiba laughed to themselves.

Season 4 Episode 178

The duel continued on and now, Dartz had brought Yami and Kaiba to his home world of Atlantis. 'I knew what needed to be done, but my father, the former King Ironheart had different ideas.' said Dartz.

'Ironheart was your father?! But how?' gasped Yami. 'Yugi, if you keep asking questions, this ridiculous story is never going to end!' grumbled Kaiba. 'Shut up and listen to me!' shouted Dartz.

'Wait, no, sorry, that's not what I'm supposed to say. I'm sorry.' he said, turning away from the cameras. Yugi and Kaiba started laughing again. Dartz couldn't help but laugh as well. 'I'm sorry.' he said, walking off the set.

BEEP!

Dartz was now sneering at Yami and Kaiba. 'I assumed you two would have- would have…' he started to say before bursting out laughing. Yami and Kaiba started to laugh as well. 'I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm so sorry.' giggled Dartz. 'Do you want to do this again?' asked Kaiba through splutters of laughter. 'Yes please.' stuttered Dartz. 'Alright, everyone in their positions, let's start this again!' called the director.

Season 4 Episode 182

At long last, the fatal duel was over and Dartz had lost. 'It can't be! I've come too close! All I need is one more powerful soul and the Great Leviathan shall arise from the depths of the earth!' he said in shock.

'Too little, too late. Your serpent has been destroyed. And with that, our duel comes to an end. Now release the souls of my friends and everyone else you've held captive!' ordered Yami.

'Hmm… how about I release them after lunch?' suggests Dartz. 'Very well!' agreed Yami.

'Did somebody order pizza?' called a voice. 'You're damn right I did!' grinned Dartz. The delivery man brought in three large pizzas and set them in front of the duelists. 'Aw right!' shouted Joey running on set after hours of being soulless. The others woke up and hurried into the seal. 'Ah, nothing like pizza for lunch!' said Dartz digging into the food with the rest of the cast.

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'Dartz got it absolutely right! You can't go wrong with pizza!' said Joey. Yami laughed at that. 'Very true Joey. Now who do you want to see mess up next?' he asked. Joey considered. 'Hmm…how about I give you my answer after lunch?' he grinned. 'Very well!' smiled Yami, picking up the phone and dialing a number.

'Pizza Palace? I'd like to order two of your specials please!' he ordered.

To Be Continued! The next chapter will be… Tea's Bloopers! And I can promise you here and now that it won't take me over a year to write the next chapter! Until the next time- Rate and Review!