Who elected Suigetsu as Maury? I didn't know he was qualified to do DNA tests.
Boruto frowned as he jumped from tree to tree. Where was his old man? You'd think that he would have come out by now or maybe he was afraid Boruto was going to get his revenge. He glanced over when he heard a noise in the trees beside him.
He smirked. "Guess the old guy is scared I'll totally crush him for throwing me over the waterfall!" He thought that would bait the his father into coming out, but it didn't. He looked over at his mother who seemed to tense up. Was someone trying to sneak up on them? Well they weren't getting very far, he was going to come to them first. He bounced off another tree in the direction the sound came from. He jumped down and hid in the bushes. Boruto blinked when he heard laughter...from girls? He peered through the leaves and saw three women in bathing suites playing in the water. He was sure he heard someone follow him and his mother.
He blinked when he heard deep kackles from shrubs near him. He raised his brow, it was a man with long white hair. He was staring at those women. Boruto narrowed his eyes. The man was writing things down and generally being a total creep. Well he couldn't just let this old man do whatever he wanted. His father, though he wasn't always there, had always told him to be respectable towards women. This was definitely not what this old guy was doing. He was sure these women wouldn't appreciate being written about and violated by this old mans eyes. Who knows what this guy was really after. He turned around when he saw his mother.
"Boruto what are you doing? Y-You just took off." She whispered. Boruto put a finger up to his lips. She raised her brow.
"You see those girls over there?" She nodded. "Some creep over there is staring at them and I'm going to stop him." The blond said pointing in the direction of the strange man.
Hinata furrowed her brow as she looked over at the man before her eyes widened "B-Boruto wait, it's-" Before she could finish Boruto was already up and heading towards the man.
"Hey you!" Boruto said, pointing at the man.
The man looked over at him with a raised brow. "Kid what are you doing, be quiet."
"What your doing is wrong and I'm telling you to stop." Boruto said with a frown.
"I'm not doing anything wrong. It's my research."
"What kind of research could you possibly do on women in the middle of the forest?" Boruto challenged.
"It's for my book. Now get out of here." He whispered harshly. A part of him was curious as to why this child looked very similar to someone he knew.
"Your book?" The blond mumbled. "Why does your book research call for you something like this?" The older man sighed. He was tired of the child's questions.
He pushed the book at the small boy. "This kind, okay kid? Now go."
Boruto furrowed his brow. Now where had he seen this before? The cover was familiar he just couldn't pin point where he had seen it before. He was about to give up when it suddenly hit him. "Ahh! You wrote those dirty books that old man Kakashi reads! You nasty pervert!"
"Wait kid-"
Boruto jumped up and turned to the women. "Run girls this man is a disgusting predator!"
"Wait I'm not really, I just needed some information about your bodies-" The women screamed as they got out of the water and ran through the other side of the forest. The man glared at the small blond boy. "Now look what you did."
"Hey, I did the right thing. I wasn't gonna let you do whatever you want just cause your OLD!"
"Why you little brat! I should-"
"You should do what, huh, huh? You don't scare me you geezer!"
"Well I should! Don't you know who I am?"
"No and I don't care." Boruto said with a frown.
"I am the Great Toad Sage, Jiraiya!" He yelled pointing directly at Boruto's face.
The small blond crossed his arms. "Yeah, more like the Disgusting Pervy Sage."
"Hey, you...Pervy Sage?" The man blinked.
Hinata jumped over. "Boruto!"
"Relax, everything is fine. This is Pervy Sage other wise known as the Disgusting predator."Boruto said nodding his head over to the white haired man. "But he calls himself Jiraiya
"Uh..."
"The heiress of the Hyuuga family." The man said looking her over. "You have grown very beautiful. What are you doing here with such. a brattish child?"
Boruto scowled. Hinata rubbed her arm. ''Well this is Boruto, he's in my care for a while."
"Oh that's interesting." He said continuing to look at Hinata. Boruto crossed his arms.
"You really are a pervert."
"I'm not doing anything!"
"Quit ogling her!" Boruto yelled. He felt uncomfortable with this creepy old guy staring at his mom. He didn't care if this man claimed to be a frickin' Sage. He'd take him down. Though, he said he was a Toad Sage. Wasn't his dad one of those or something? Now that he thought about it the name Jiraiya did sound familiar to his ears. Perhaps this guy was somehow important. He gave the man a look over. He didn't seem so tough. Just push a women in his face and he bet the man would be completely useless.
"Why are you staring at me like that, kid?" The older man looked him over. He stared for a moment longer."You know something, you look a lot like-"
"There you guys are." They all turned to see Naruto come through the woods. "Pervy Sage, your here too?"
"You call him that?" Boruto asked with a raised brow. "Man, I thought I'd come up with something original."
"What reason do you have to call him that?" His father asked, narrowing his eyes at Jiraiya.
"This weirdo was staring at some ladies in the forest!" He said pointing at the man.
"I told you it was for research!"
"And I told you that I don't care what you were trying to do. A man should never disrespect women the way you do." He said.
"And who told you that?" He countered. "Your just a child. What do you know about women?"
"I know what my father told me." He said with crossing his arms. "And it was to treat girls with respect."
"I did?" Naruto suddenly blurted.
Complete silence...
"Wait, what?" Jiraiya blinked.
"Oh no..." Hinata whispered. Boruto furrowed his brow as if to say: are you stupid?
"Now that I get a good look at you, you do look a lot like this brat, Naruto."
"It's just a coincidence, now let's go." Boruto said pulling on his father's sleeve.
"Now hold on Boruto we can trust him, even if he is a Pervy Sage."
"So...you know him and I'm suppose to believe he's trustworthy?"
"Yeah." His father said simply.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Your sure?"
Jiraiya spoke. "I'm right here, you know." Boruto ignored the man until he turned back to him with his arms crossed over his chest.
"So my old man trusts you, I guess that's good enough. However, I want you to know, I still don't like you."
"The feeling is mutual, kid." Boruto and Jiraiya continued to glare at one another. The blond backed up as he stared up at the man.
"My name is Boruto Uzumaki. You know my old man and mom already." The young blond said pointing to Hinata and Naruto.
"How is that even possible?" Jiraiya asked.
"Time travel." He said simply. "I'm from the future."
Jiraiya looked at the three of them carefully for a uncomfortable amount of time. "Oooh who would have thought you'd have gotten the Hyuuga heiress! Lucky boy~" He was laughing as if he knew a secret.
Hinata shuffled uncomfortably. "U-Um..."
"Hey quit being a weirdo, Perv!" Boruto and Naruto said in unison. They blinked at each other.
"Anyway that's not the point." Boruto said. "I'm stuck here and don't know how to get back."
"B-But Shikamaru said that he was going to help figure it out. He's very smart." His mother assured.
"Yeah, I trust him." Boruto said trying not to show that he was worried. "He was right about the multi-verse theory."
"Hey." The younger blond looked up at his father. "Your gonna get home I swore I would get you there, right?" Boruto didn't say anything. Naruto lightly knocked his fist against the boys head. "Right?"
"Yeah, yeah." Boruto said, trying to sound irritated, but he enjoyed the attention. Hinata saw this and smiled.
Jiraiya watched the whole scene play out. The kid was annoying, but he saw a lot of Naruto in him. Good and bad. "So time travel, I think I've heard of something like that." He said as it caught everyone's attention.
Naruto grinned. "See? Pervy Sage is like crazy old so if he's heard of it then there has to be a solution." Boruto almost laughed at this especially when he saw the older man's expression.
"I could knock you out right now." Jiraiya said with an eye twitch. "Anyway it does seem familiar. I remember someone throwing around the idea."
"Maybe it's the same person that sent me here." Boruto said turning to Jiraiya. "I didn't come here on my own. Someone sent me here and when I figure out who I'm definitely gonna make them talk." He pounded his hand into his fist.
"You talk big for such a shorty." The man said.
"Well you better watch yourself because before you know it I'm gonna be strongest in all of Konoha and no one can stop me." Boruto pointed at the older man with a grin.
"I see." He said as he looked over at Naruto. "Similar."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing carry on with your speech to rule the world."
"Hey! It's not a speech and I'm not trying to rule the world. I just want to be the strongest." Boruto frowned when he turned around. "Quit ignoring me you pervert toad man!"
"Boruto, please calm down." His mother said softly. The small boy sighed.
"Alright..." He said crossing his arms.
"Hm, a momma's boy as I thought." Jiraiya said stilling at the road ahead.
"I'd take that over your nasty title!" Boruto said with a blush. "And I'm not!" As he blinked someone stood in front of him. It was one of the ninja that he had attempted to beat up.
Awkward.
"The Hokage needs you, it seems they have possibly found way for you to go home." He said. Boruto lit up in excitement.
"Really?"
"Yes, I can escort you back."
"Yes!" Boruto said. He glanced back at his father.
"See I told you." Naruto said smiling at him for the first time since he had gotten there Boruto gave a small smile back.
Orochimaru most definitely looks like a woman.