Santa's Naughty List

Author's Note: Thanks for the reviews. I hope you all enjoy this chapter.

Chapter 10

Naori's patience was rewarded. Madara does eventually meet her at the North Star. She shows him the miracle and they proceed to fly to the Forest of Death. It was the only place that they could be sure about their privacy.

"You're amazing. How on Earth did you manage to get that?" He whispers.

"I'm the Star Fairy. I knew where the Northern Department was and when the elves were on the breaks. Unfortunately, one came back and saw me. We are going to be followed and soon. That was why I flew to the North Star to wait for you and took you here." She explains.

Madara frowns. The fact that she had been seen certainly did complicate things. That was not good. Pulling this off was going to be difficult enough, without a bunch of meddling supernatural beings throw a wrench into things.

"Clever. Most fairies can't fly this high up, let alone participate in combat. The forest is the only place that they can't track us magically. Well done." He says.

"Thank you. Unfortunately, cleverness won't defeat Kaguya. The other supernaturals might have been willing to help us, before they thought I was a thief." She sighs sadly.

Madara kisses her forehead and joins her in sighing. Naori was correct. This wouldn't be easy. One could never fully defeat Mother Nature. They could only stall her. Sooner or later, she always broke free or overcame whatever obstacle you erected. Kaguya was eternal.

"We'll figure something out. Naori, we have the biggest Christmas Miracle that has been seen for centuries and several magical objects. There has to be a way." He assures her.

The purple haired fairy merely nods her head in agreement. She wasn't nearly as confident as Madara. Naori knew better than to actually show that though. There were few things that set the Uchiha elf off faster than someone losing their nerve before a battle.

"That's true. When you put it that way, how can we possibly fail?" She asks with a small smile.

Meanwhile back at the North Pole teams were being divided. Santa knew that he couldn't go because Christmas was coming up too soon. The other members of the 'Home Team' consisted of Hinata, Naruto, Sasuke, Rin, Haku, and Mei. The 'Retrieval Team' was made up of Kushina, Tsunade, Jirayia, Utakata, Izuna, and Gai.

"Awe come on! I want to go!" Naruto protests.

"Naruto, you are the next Santa. We can't risk unnecessarily sending you into combat." Minato tells him.

The younger blonde bristles. It was obvious that he still wanted to go. Sasuke just shakes his head and whispers something in his ear. No one else heard what he said, but Naruto did.

"Stop acting like an idiot and I'll let you see if it glows in the dark or not." The raven haired elf whispers.

"Really? You will?" The blue eyed Claus asks and Sasuke nods to confirm his promise.

The other supernatural beings watch the two men in confusion. No one had any idea what was going on. They came to an unspoken agreement that it really didn't matter. Who could argue with the results?

"Good. Does anyone have any questions?" Kushina asks brightly and the teams shake their heads.

"Wonderful. Everyone say your goodbyes and suit up. The Retrieval Team will leave at Sunset." Minato instructs and there was a chorus of confirmations.

After Santa gave those marching orders, everyone was dismissed to make the necessary preparations. That meant that Sasuke was free to lead Naruto to wherever he wanted. He had just the place in mind.

"Sasuke, where are we going?" The blonde asks in confusion as he follows his boyfriend.

"Someplace that's definitely going to get us on the Naughty List. I made you a promise, didn't I?" Sasuke answers him slyly as they come towards the shed.

Shed was an understatement. It was a massive North Pole version of a garage essentially. It was where Santa kept his sleigh and it was protected by powerful magic. If you didn't know the codes, you weren't getting in.

"Sasuke, we can't get in there. You would have to know the codes." Naruto says.

"Trust me, Naruto. I can get in." Sasuke replies smugly as he presses the correct combination of numbers on the electronic lock to open the door.

Yes, Minato was a strange combination of traditional Christmas Magic and modern magic. Technology in many cases could be just as useful as magic, according to him. Sasuke personally preferred magic, but he wasn't opposed to technology.

"You coming?" Sasuke inquires dryly as he saunters into the rather elaborate garage.

"Is there anything that you can't do?" Naruto demands as he chases after the sexy elf.

"Cooking, sewing, and controlling my temper?" Sasuke answers him.

Naruto snorts in amusement at that last part. Oh yeah. He had been on the receiving end of more than a few of Sasuke's 'bitch fits.' Well that's what Suigetsu called them anyway. It was terrifying to say the least.

"Eh. We live in the North Pole. Our moms and the kitchen elves have got food covered. Wait. When did you try to sew anyway?" The blue eyed Claus questions him.

"For some of the toys, sewing is kinda needed. Mostly to make clothes for dolls and things like that. I'm hopeless at it. I pricked my fingers so many times that it looked like I had been attacked by an army of paper cut monsters. Eventually, even my mother had to admit that I just wasn't a good sewer and never would be." Sasuke says with a shrug.

The blonde couldn't help but laugh at the mental image. He was imagining a Mini Sasuke growling at the sewing needles and sucking on his fingers after each prick. The poor guy.

"Yeah. Well you're in charge of Sharingan now. I don't think that really involves much sewing. As for your temper, that's true. We'll have to work on that. Now about that promise, you made me." The SIT says.

Sasuke shakes his head in amusement and sits on the 'hood' of the sleigh. It was a beautiful sleigh. It was ruby red with a golden bottom and trimming. There were plush black velvet cushions for comfort. There was even a radio on the thing and it had cup holders (and cookie holders.)

"Don't worry. I'm going to keep my promise." Sasuke promises him as he pulls his lovable blonde down for a heated kiss.

Naruto was more than happy to return the kiss. He wasn't really sure Sasuke had drug him here to show off, but maybe the elf figured it was currently the most private place at the North Pole. Either way, he wasn't going to complain.

"Good." Naruto whispers, after breaking the kiss and Sasuke nods in agreement.

Warning Lemon

"Ready to end up on the Naughty List for real?" The Sharingan elf asks.

"Oh yeah. I've been ready for decades. Are you serious though? You really want to that on my dad's sleigh?" The young Claus replies as if in disbelief that Sasuke of all people would suggest something so scandalous.

He bites his lower lip a bit nervously as slips out of his shoes, shirt, and pants. He was still clad in his boxers. It wasn't that Sasuke was self-conscious about his body. Far from it. The Uchiha knew that Naruto was attracted to him. It was more the implication of what they were about to do.

Sasuke was one of Minato's top elves. While elves couldn't be fired, they could certainly be demoted. That was a very real possibility. The current Santa was rather lenient on his employees, but even he had his limits.

"Yeah. I'm serious. Clothes!" Sasuke says as he reaches out his hands and the clothes magically tug themselves off of the blonde.

"That whole telekinesis thing is really neat. I hope that I get some cool Santa Powers." The blue eyed human observes.

"Oh trust me. Santa has a lot of cool powers. There's a reason why he's such a leader in the supernatural community. Well at least the seasonal one." Sasuke muses as he smiles and glides his hands over Naruto's muscular chest, exploring.

He had seen Naruto shirtless a couple times before. While swimming outside was ill advised in the North Pole, they did have indoor pools and it was always fun to admire a shirtless Naruto.

The contrast between their bodies did fascinate him. Naruto had a sun kissed tan and was built like a lion. All powerful muscle and stocky. His power was centered mostly in his chest and shoulders. Sasuke in contrast had moonlight pale skin and was all sleek muscle. He was built more like a leopard.

"Awesome." Naruto says happily and Sasuke snorts in amusement as he brushes his lips against his boyfriend's neck in a seductive series of feather light kisses.

Naruto sighs softly in pleasure and runs his fingers through Sasuke's hair once more. It still amazed him that the elf was actually interested in getting on the Naughty List with him, much less that he was proposing something as crazy as having sex on a magic sleigh.

He was pretty sure that Sasuke had only been teasing about the glow in the dark thing. Still he wanted to find out for sure. He quickly tugs off the other man's pants and blinks.

"Well so far it doesn't glow, but holy giant candy cane!" Naruto observes.

Sasuke was large, but he was very much human in THAT area. He couldn't see any difference between elves and humans in that respect. Thankfully, it wasn't pointed or anything like that. He had half expected it to be red with green stripes or green with red stripes. Something crazy like that.

"You are such an idiot sometimes. We're the same size." Sasuke notes and bites down on Naruto's neck lightly in retaliation for making him feel like an animal that had escaped from a zoo or something. The way the blonde was staring at him was starting to make him feel a little embarrassed.

"Yeah. I guess we are. I have always kinda wondered about the ears too." Naruto says as he pushes Sauske until the elf was laying flat on his back against the sleigh.

"Something about the shape being better at detecting sound. It used to be useful when it came to escaping from gnomes or other threats." Sasuke explains.

"You just had to go and turn it into an animal documentary, didn't you?" Naruto chuckles.

"Well you asked." Sasuke informs him and he smiles as he glides his hand over Naruto's muscular back and his other grasps Naruto's cock rather suggestively.

"Fuck! You know you are really an evil tease sometimes." Naruto groans and bucks against Sasuke's hand instinctively.

Sasuke smirks. Naruto had always been the type to skip straight to dessert. It looked like sex wasn't any different in that respect. Just feeling the blonde buck into his touch like that was enough to get him half aroused.

"And you're so impatient." Sasuke taunts him.

Naruto shakes his head and nibbles on Sasuke's ear. He had wondered about those ears for awhile. Every time he asked an elf about them, they'd blush and say that it wasn't proper for him to touch their ears. He soon found out why.

Sasuke shivered and he moaned. He really moaned. It wasn't a quiet moan either. Naruto knew that it was wrong. He was Santa's son. He probably shouldn't realize that was definitely a Fuck Me moan, but he did.

"So I guess that's why the elves have a no touching policy when it comes to their ears." He muses.

Sasuke felt his face heat up slightly in embarrassment. He couldn't help that his ears were sensitive. Every elf's ears were. He decides to get some revenge by stroking Naruto faster and shutting him up with a heated kiss.

It was far from a sweet, romantic kiss. It was an open mouthed, desperate kiss as their tongues battled each other for dominance. Soon enough, Sasuke wasn't the only one who was moaning.

"I think I should return the favor." Naruto says as he places a few kisses against Sasuke's neck and slowly leaves a trail of them down his neck and continues his descent.

Sasuke shivers. He didn't have any doubt in his mind what Naruto meant by return the favor. Sasuke swallows hard and realizes that his candy cane was no longer half aroused, but fully aroused. Damn. He didn't know he could get hard that fast.

"Sounds like a good idea to me. After all, you wouldn't want people to think that Santa's son is a selfish lover." He teases him as he continues stroking the blonde with one hand and nibbles on Naruto's ear.

Regrettably, his lover wasn't as impacted by the gesture as an elf would have been. Still Sasuke was gratified to see the blonde shiver and buck into his hand faster. Though he realistically realized that probably had more to do with the fact that Sasuke was playing with his candy cane than anything else.

"Yeah. We definitely can't have that." Naruto says as he takes an nipple into his mouth and lightly tugs on it, causing the dark haired elf to arch into him and wrap his legs around him wantonly.

Naruto smirks. Damn. Sasuke was sensitive. Idly, he wondered if that was an elf thing or a Sasuke thing. It looked like the ear sensitivity was a specie's trait, but the nipple thing was probably all Sasuke.

"You're really sensitive." He muses as he licks the nipple and moves further down, leaving more kisses in his wake.

The blonde couldn't resist paying extra attention to his abs. Damn. Sasuke had great abs. Running a department must have been great cardio or something. Naruto probably would have been content to admire just those all day.

"You're one to talk. How long did it take for me to get you to cum when I was sucking on your cock?" Sasuke asks smugly.

"Hey! Who is going to resist a hot elf sucking them off? That's really not a fair comparison and you know it!" Naruto whines and continues moving further south.

It was at that moment that he took a moment to admire the view. Sasuke's pale skin looked positively luminous against the ruby red and gold of the skin. The dark locks only added further contrast and he could probably get off just from staring into those smoldering eyes alone. Yeah. He could see why Sasuke was interested in the sleigh now.

The elf was a master at utilizing his environment to his advantage. He had always been the best at decorating the Christmas Trees. CEO or interior decorator, Naruto muses to himself. That's what Sasuke would have been, if he was a human.

"I know you're a big baby. You couldn't handle it, if I topped. So I don't mind letting you take the reigns. I thought about it. This is probably the smarter option" Sasuke says smugly.

Naruto rolls his eyes at Sasuke's comment. So he was feeling sassy, huh? Well he'd show him. Without further ado, Naruto takes about half of Sasuke's arousal into his mouth and sucks hard.

"FUCK!" Sasuke groans and he reaches back to pull something out o the sleigh as his boyfriend continues bringing him to the brink of absolute madness with his wickedly wonderful, hot mouth.

Naruto smirks at Sasuke's reaction. Apparently, some things really were universal. Elves seemed to enjoy getting their candy canes sucked as much as humans did. Good to know.

"Shit! Wh-ere did you learn to do that?" Sasuke groans as he writhes against the sleigh.

The surface of it was completely smooth and cool to the touch. Which contrasted erotically with Naruto's hot mouth. Sasuke was pretty sure he was going to cum in a minute or two at most. That's when Naruto started taking ALL of him into his mouth and using his tongue and Sasuke fucking lost it. He came hard and without any warning.

"Damn. You're so sensitive. I like it. What's that you got in your hand?" Naruto asks.

There really wasn't anything hotter than seeing Sasuke orgasm. The way those ruby red eyes just clouded over with pleasure and how he arched against that sleigh, would forever be burned into Naruto's memory with crystal clear clarity.

"Lube." He says simply and starts rubbing it on Naruto.

"Wait. You actually had that hidden in Santa's Sleigh? Holy fuck, Sasuke! How long have you been planning this?!" Naruto pants out.

"Less talking. More fucking. Since we got together." He answers.

Naruto blinks. For some reason, that got him even hotter than watching Sasuke get off. The fact that the elf had actually been planning this for so long spoke volumes really.

"You're definitely right. Turn around." He says as he coats his fingers with it.

Sasuke smirks and does exactly that. The blonde might be something of a slow starter, but Sasuke was sure Naruto was ready to go now. He squirms when he felt Naruot's arousal against his thigh and the blonde enter a single digit inside him.

There was just something really hot about a naked Naruto in his father's garage and about to screw his brains out on the Sleigh. Sasuke knew that he was definitely getting on the Naughty List for this and possibly demoted, but he didn't care at the moment. He'd worry about that later.

"I'm always right. Your life will be much easier once you figure that out and FUCK! NHH!" Sasuke begins to respond cockily, but ends up moaning once Naruto's finger brushes up against his spot.

"Yeah. It looks like something are truly universal." Naruto says smugly as he adds another digit.

He spends a few minutes properly preparing his gorgeous elf before sliding into him. The blonde groans when he felt how hot and tight his lover was. They were now literally attached, almost at the hip.

"Does it hurt?" He whispers in concern.

"Not exactly. I'm not a fucking China Doll though. You can move. It just takes a while to get used to a candy cane that size. That's all." Sasuke assures him.

Naruto decides to take his beautiful lover at his word and moves inside him. He had thought that Sasuke's mouth felt amazing, but it was nothing compared to this. The blonde felt like white hot fire was rushing through his veins, but in a sinfully good way.

He'd had sex before and had always liked it, but it had never been like this. This all consuming desire to completely consume the ethereal being currently writhing against his father's sleigh and looking back at him with those stunning ruby red orbs.

"FUCK! R-Right there." Sasuke moans as he bucks back against Naruto when the blonde found his spot.

He felt so incredibly full. Sasuke felt like he was flying when the other man touched that place. The one that made him see stars and his cock somehow go even more rock hard.

"Right there? Alright." Naruto growls out lustfully in approval as he begins to thoroughly slam into his lover's tight heat and stroke his cock teasingly.

Sasuke shivers. He could feel the warmth of Naruto's skin against him. Every muscle of the blonde was coiled and more than ready to strike. Every thrust brought the Uchiha elf closer and closer to the edge.

"Y-Yes! R-Right there! I swear by the Northern Lights, if you stop I will kill you." Sasuke promises.

Naruto smirks. This was Sasuke. Death threats were probably a good sign. It might even be his demented way of saying, "I love you." That's all the motivation he really needed to take him harder and faster against the front of the sleigh.

Soon it the two lovers moved as one. It was difficult to tell where one began and the other ended. Their sounds of pleasure were indistinguishable from each other. The rest of the world had ceased to exist to both of them at this point.

"Beautiful." Naruto says and before Sasuke could protest the label, he nibbles on his ear and slams into his spot with one final, powerful thrust that sent them both over the edge.

Naruto pulls out of his lover and wraps his arms around Sasuke protectively. Damn. He wondered what other things Sasuke had planned. And here he had thought Sasuke was hot, but pretty traditional in the romance department. Apparently, that wasn't the case.

End Lemon

"Naruto, what have I told you a thousand times about calling me pretty or beautiful?" Sasuke pants as he tries to get over the high that came from mind numbingly good orgasm.

"Not to do it?" Naruto asks playfully as he kisses Sasuke's cheek and the Uchiha just shakes his head.

"Exactly. I'm not pretty. I'm not beautiful. I'm also not whatever other feminine adjectives you come up with to describe me." Sasuke states firmly.

Naruto laughs. It still cracked him up how much Sasuke got worked up over this. He supposed it was an insult to his masculinity or something.

"Is gorgeous an acceptable compromise?" He asks.

"I can live with that. I just call you hot, really. You're my lovable, dumb, and very hot blonde." Sasuke says.

Naruto twitches. Apparently, the elf just couldn't resist pulling his leg. It didn't matter that they just made love. The Uchiha had to try to get the last word in.

"I'm not dumb." He protests.

"You're right. That wasn't fair. You're just very easily distracted." Sasuke tells him with a smirk.

"You are so lucky that I love you and the fact that you are apparently a sex fiend in bed. Well I guess I should say in the sleigh, more accurately. Damn it. What are we going to do when my dad finds out?" Naruto asks.

Sasuke shrugs. He knew when he came up with this idea what would happen. He was fully prepared to face the consequences. Besides, Minato couldn't be too harsh on Naruto. He was the man's ONLY son.

"We'll figure something out. What's important is that I love you." Sasuke says as he kisses his lover.

"I love you too, bastard. I just wish that you had used that amazing mind of yours to come up with a plan to deal with my dad. He's going to be so mad that we are on the Naughty List because of that!" Naruto exclaims.

Sasuke just shakes his head. Naruto was really such a goodie two shoes sometimes. Yeah. He was mischievous, but he had never actually made the list before. Sasuke had three times.

In fairness, two of those times had been when he was a small child. The other time had been during his rebellious teenage years. Yeah. Honestly, he tried his best to block out those years.

"Don't worry. He's not going to go too crazy. I mean you're his only son and the next Santa. There's only so much he can do to you and the worst he'll really do is demote me. Besides, you can't tell me it wasn't worth it." Sasuke says with a smirk.

"Oh it was TOTALLY worth it. It's just that I'm not eager to find out how he's going to punish us. Somehow, I doubt he's going to stop at just a lump of coal in our stockings this time." Naruto says with a heavy sigh.