A/N: Well ,its been like what? a month or so? xD

anyways, i wanted to make this 10k words longs to make up for the long time i took to update Dx, but i only got 6k so far D:, i guess that'll have to do for now =/

hope you guys enjoy this chapter ;D, there's a little kakanko fluff here ;D

Soon Kakashi and Gai both found Asuma waiting outside the bathroom door.

"well took you two long enough" he said

Kakashi groaned and Gai stood next to Asuma "she's in there?" Kakashi asked

Asuma nodded "yeah she's with Anko"

"WHAT?" Kakashis eyes widened with the fact that his 'wife' was with his 'girlfriend' ,he pointed at Asuma with his finger accusingly "and how the hell did you let the two get together?"

Asuma shrugged "I went to get her some water and when I came back Anko must've taken her, what ya want me to do eh?"

Gai then snickered "hehehe, we're outside and they're inside, who knows what they're talking about"

This caused Kakashi to scowl at him but it went away when the door unlocked and swung open as Anko helped the refreshed-still-drunk Kurenai walk out, "well someone's gotta drop her home now, she can't stay here or she'll just faint" Anko said

Asuma sighed "I'll drop her home" he said as Anko slowly gave him Kurenai and he supported her the best way he could "I'll see ya guys tomorrow then" he said as he helped walk with the collapsing Kurenai while she kept on muttering under her breath.

Gai felt that he also needed to go outside and leave Anko and Kakashi alone, so he went on and followed Asuma, as soon as they were out of sight Anko crossed her arms and turned to her 'husband'.

"and may you tell me just how many women have you lied to cheated on, and left behind without a word?"

Kakashi furrowed his brow "look, I already told her that I didn't want a serious relationship from the start but-" he was soon interrupted when Sasuke came to them and asked for a C.D.

"sir Kakashi, your mother asked for a C.D she left with you" Kakashi took out a C.D from his inner jacket pocket and handed it over to Sasuke who took it and said "she also wants the both of you to go out and watch it along with everyone else" he then bowed politely to the both of them as they nodded and he went out.

Kakashi looked back at Anko "I don't know what she told you ,but just so you know, ever since I got back …" he then looked around the place making sure no one was with them "or rather, ever since we got married I didn't go out with any other woman"

Anko frowned "she said she loves you"

Kakashi sighed "but I don't love her, I like her or used to like her, if I love her, then none of this would happen"

"and me? What about me" she demanded

Kakashi sweated and scratched his back head "well,.. your.. I mean, I don't.. umm,I like you but" he then fidgeted with his fingers "what I want to say is…..err,... you look really nice tonight" he smiled

Anko shook her head "do you mean I don't always look nice?"

Kakashi gave her a surprised look "huh? No, I mean…*sighs* let's just go out okay" he said as she nodded ,they both walked back outside and separated, Anko stood next to Sakura and Sasuke while Kakashi was across her from the pool next to Gai.

Everyone were staring at a large portable television screen "and now a specially made video for me and sakumo, and our life of 30 years in marriage" Sema said as everyone applauded and she held sakumos arm and he sighed that they had to do this.

Soon as the video began to play music was heard as a woman in a white dress and a man with a black suit were dancing, Anko gasped when she noticed that the video was actually hers and kakashis.

Gai spilled out the juice he drank as kakashis eyes widened "holy crap" he said to himself.

"dude think fast" Gai said then went right in front of the large T.V and made some poses so others won't see the video images.

"umm this isn't us" sakumo said to his wife who rose her brows at the photage.

Kakashi panicked but forced himself to look calm, he then looked at the DJ booth and pushed the DJ away and unplugged all of the wires attached to the power line, when he did so the entire place dimmed as all the lights were switched off and the T.V shut down, the only light left was illuminated from inside the pool causing everything to look light blue.

The DJ got mad and went to Kakashi and pick a fight with him, Kakashi managed to outsmart him and trip him over the wires which caused him to fall into the pool with a splash.

Some of the guests gasped of what was going on, Gai then thought of a plan and shouted so everyone could hear him "TIME FOR A SWIM" he said and then ran and jumped in the pool with a big splash ,others saw that and thought it was fun and part of the party as almost half of the guest attacked the pool and jumped right in it.

Sasuke smirked as he carried sakura with him and jumped in as well, sakura kept hitting his so he would let her do which he didn't.

Jiraiya held Tsunade near him and reassured her that everything was fine.

"oh my god what's going on?" Sema yelled and sakumo thought to himself 'finally something fun to do' as he carried his beloved wife and jumped in the pool.

Later on, everyone had already left, as the backyard was now empty and still dark, Sema was up in her room and drying out her long wet hair with a white towel while wearing a white robe, sakumo was in his robe as well and laid down on the bed, a few candles were on the table and drawer set, it lit up the room a little since until now the entire house was out of electricity.

"I don't get it" Sema started.

'here we go' sakumo thought as he was not happy to hear his wife complain about how bad her party went 'in her opinion' because of the accident, in his opinion however he thought that the 'accident' was the best part of the so called party, so in order to ignore what she was talking he got himself out a bottle of Champaign with a glass as he planned to get himself drunk and fall asleep.

"who would go out and ruin our party, we never did anything wrong to anyone" she continued and sakumo knew that as soon as she started she wasn't going to end.

Back at the pool Anko came back there and sat down on a chair facing the pool as it emitted the only light available reflecting its blue color on her, it seemed that the pool had its own electrical source.

she was still in her purple dress, she was one of the few who had a sane mind and didn't bother to jump in the pool and get herself soaked wet,…. Even though it looked fun to her.

'well, seems like Kakashi isn't going to dance with me after all' she thought with disappointment, she hoped she would get to dance with him one more time before they would get the divorce done 'jerk'

"you're still here?" a voice from her side was heard that surprised her, she looked over at Kakashi who was behind the DJ booth holding a CD case.

his clothes were wet as he was one of the people who jumped right in, he was wearing his drenched white shirt and pants without any shoes or socks, his hair was wet which caused it to go down his face and make a few bangs on his forehead ,it made him look cute in a way, his white shirt sleeves were rolled up to his elbow and they were untucked outside his pants.

He walked to her holding the CD case and smiled in a childish way "today was fun neh?" he said

Anko turned her head away ignoring him as she was still upset, Kakashi went to her and sat down next to her setting the CD on the table behind them ,he raffled his hair as some water droplets flied off.

"you know, once we get a divorce ,I'm gonna admit I'll get bored, being with you was like an adventure, everyday something new and exciting happens"

Anko snorted "humph, well don't worry about that, cuz I'm not going anywhere" she said as she crossed her arms.

Kakashi chuckled "yeah I guess after seeing my place you would want to stay here even longer" he said.

She frowned "idiot, I'm not staying for your place, I just want to stay with yo-" she stopped talking when Kakashi took her hand and forced her to stand up with him.

"quiet now" he said a hushed voice, he held her tiny hand in his "I know, that theres no music and the place isn't lit up nicely, but.. would you still like to dance?" he asked

Anko stared up at him and just couldn't help but notice how cute he was being ,she turned her head away and was glad the place wasn't bright or else he would see her tomato like face "sure whatever" she said

Kakashi then pulled her arms up her shoulder as she wrapped it around his neck lightly and he pulled her waist to him holding her there ,they stared at each other's eyes and slowly began to imagine a music from their own head ,they replayed the music from their wedding night as they moved back and forth slowly and in harmony.

Back at sakumo and Sema room, it seemed that sakumo had already drank the whole bottle of Champaign and was plain out drunk, Sema was fixing up her hair but found it hard due to the lack of light.

"good things it's already dark" he said as he laid the bottle on the night stand, Sema looked back at her husband "c'mere sweetie" he said to her

Sema giggled "oh be quiet sakumo ,you're acting silly" she said to him, he then raised his hand and balled it in a fist with only his index finger out, he pointed at her then moved his finger back and forth telling her to come to him as he smirked.

Sema turned around and once again ignored her husband's attempts in seducing her.

Sakumo got out of his bed and stumbled his way to his lovely wife, he stood behind her and massaged her back gently. "let's dance for a little bit" once that was said, he pulled her up to stand with him and they started slow dancing together in a weird way due to him being drunk.

"I still got it" he said to himself then saw a flower on a vase as he' took it and placed it in his mouth sideways.

Kakashi and Anko were still dancing with only the moonlight illuminating and the pools light barely illuminating them, they were lost in their own mind as Anko had her head rested in his shoulder and he had his chin on her head, ankos dress was already half wet because of Kakashis clothes, Kakashi pulled her tighter to him feeling her warm body over his cold one.

If it wasn't for her warmth he would be freezing by now, the dark area was soon changed when all of a sudden the lights came back on and everything was now clearly seen, they both looked around the place and smiled at each other and kept on dancing.

Unfortunately as the place had finally lit up, Sema stopped her dance with sakumo as she was glad it came back, she then looked out the window and saw both Kakashi and Anko dancing, her eyes widened at the sight of them being too close to each other.

"sakumo come look, Kakashi is dancing with that girl" she said as sakumo had a lazy look on his face

"what girl?" he said as he slowly made his way to his wife.

As both Kakashi and Anko were dancing, he scanned around the place, and looked everywhere, then he saw one of the window lighted and his own mother was looking at him, his senses then got to him as he pushed Anko away roughly almost causing her to fall down.

Anko looked at him with a puzzled look "what's wrong?" she asked worriedly

Kakashi looked away "nothing" he said and raffled his hair "I'm just bored dancing with you, that's all" he turned around and gave her his back.

She didn't know whether she was hurt or mad or both "I see" she said in a low voice which Kakashi barely heard, she then walked away from him and lost her footing but managed to get back up and went in the house.

Kakashi sighed and slumped his shoulders "damn it" he cursed under his breath, he then saw that while Anko had almost fell her sandal came off and was left on the floor.

As Anko had already went in the house, Kakashi bent down and took the small purple sandal, he smirked and said to himself "just like the fairytale"

Sema kept eyeing her son as sakumo made it to her "hmm?" he looked outside the window but didn't see anyone but his own stupid son "oh honey, I don't see any other girl except you" he said

Sema must have misinterpreted him as she now hugged him "aww you're so sweet", sakumo raised a brow and was confused but let it slide and hugged his wife back.

kakashi walked back in the house holding the sandal in his hand, he climbed up the stairs and stood outside of Anko bedroom door, he smirked again and knocked it a few times and said "ankooooo, I got your sandal, so why don't you open it up and I'll give it to you, I can be like your prince charming and you can be my Cinderella ,eh?"

Unfortunately his voice was loud enough to be heard as his mother now was seen getting out of her room and going down stairs to the first floor "Kakashi whats going on?" she asked

Kakashi hid the sandal behind his back and smiled "nothing mom, I was just going back to my room, you should go as well ,it's getting late" he said

Sema eyed her son but shrugged it off "well okay, I am pretty tired myself, good night sweetie" she said as she patted his head and went back upstairs to her room.

As she went Kakashi turned back to look at Anko door and grinned "I'm keeping the sandal, come by my room anytime" he said then walked away to his room which was a few feet from hers.

The next morning, Jiraiya was at the garden as he was wzatering the flowers while Sasuke was sitting down on a chair and eating a sandwich.

"yesterday was fun neh Jiraiya ?" he said as he gobbled hs sandwich "especially the part where we jumped in the pool, and what about you, did you enjoy it as much as I did?"

Jiraiya wasn't paying attention to the dark-haired young man as he kept on smiling and daydreaming about Tsunade while watering the plants.

"hey jira9iya I'm talking here" Sasuke yelled loud enough that Jiraiya was snapped out of his thoughts.

"huh? What is it kid?" he asked disdainful.

"I was asking you about last ngihtparty"

Jiraiya then perked up "oh yeah, last night was really great" he said as he then stood up straight and took in a deep fresh air "I can hear the birds chirping and look at these beautiful flowers, oh yes, today is gonna be a great day" he said as he smiled broadly

Sasuke had a cinfused look in his face 'whats up with him?' he thought.

Sakura then came to Jiraiya holding a tray "Jiraiya, I cant believe you did these, look at this egg you made for Mr. Sakumo, you know he likes it scarambled " he said

Jiraya took the tray from her "well excuse ME, I happen to be a human ,and humans CAN make mistakes" he said as he then walked off in the house towards the kitchen.

Sakura frowned at the old man as Sasuke then said "what's up with him?, he's been acting weird since this morning."

Sakura then went to stand next to him and said "I think I know" she then squealed "I think he's inlove with Mr. sakumos secretary, she's the blond lady who came yesterday ,and he's been thinking about her ever since" she said in a happy tone .

Sasuke smirked "humph, talking about love, how about we two go out somewhere later tonight eh?" he asked in the most cool way he could.

Sakura frowned "pfft, no thanks, I don't go out with chauffeurs" she said as she then walked back in the house with her head held up high while Sasuke grumbled under his breath.

"Jiraiya hurry up with the egg" she said as she cam back in then walked out he kitchen again as Jiraiya rolled his eyes, suddenly Sasuke bolted inside and yelled behind sakura.

"just because I'm a chauffer, doesn't make you any better then me" he then turned to Jiraiya and said "aint that right?"

Jiraiya huffed and turned his head away "go away chueffer, I'm busy cooking" he said as Sasuke groaned and crossed his arms over his chest muttering about how unfair sakura was to him.

Meanwhile, at the dining table, Anko was eating her breakfast with sakumo as sema had joined them wearing a head band.

"oh god I have a headache" sema said

"pfft, what's up with that stupid looking headband?" sakumo said

Sema frowned at him "this is all your fault, you made me drink too much last night, and now my head hurts, SAKURA GO GET ME SOME ASPRIN NOOOOOW!"

Sakumo winced "do you have to yell so damn loud"

Sakura was seen going back in the kitchen as Sasuke saw her he immidiatly went back beside her "you know, so what if I'm a chueffer, I have the heart of a lion, and your going out with me wither you like it or not" he said

Sakura ignored him the whole time and went looking in the cabinets as she took a small bottle of asprin "are you done with the egg?" she asked Jiraiya who was now handing her the plate of scrambled egg.

"go on, get out" jiraya said as he then pulled Sasuke at the back of the shirt "and you stay here" he said as sakura stuck out her tongue to Sasuke then went back out.

Later on at the dining table, chiyo had joined the table, and as soon as semas headach was gone…

"you know sakumo, we should invite Danzo over for dinner sometime" she said

Sakumo raised a brow "and why;s that? "

"are you oblivious or what?, I want him over here so we can let Kakashi to get to know his granddaughter better."

"but I don't like him" sakumo wined.

Anko and chiyo both rose a brow towards eachother.

"I don't care if you don't like him, whats important is rin, his granddaughter, I like her and I already decided for her to be kakashis bride" she then turned to Anko and said "isn't that right okna, she was so pretty just like a princess"

Anko nodded "yeah sure, she's so perfect for kakashi" she rolled her eyes

Chiyo then giggled and said "now that would be interesting"

Anko then pushed her plate away as she got up "well I'm full for now" she said

Sakumo then told her "oi okna, can you go up and wake that sleepy head up, jeez i just want us to have a nice family time and he's always asleep"

Anko nodded "will do uncle" she said as she went up stairs.

Meanwhile back in the kitchen, Jiraiya was giving sauke some tips about knowing a womans heart, Sasuke had took out his notes and wrote everything that Jiraiya said.'

"I see" Sasuke said as he nodded and kept writing down his notepad.

Jiraiya then turned to him "and what are you writing down exactly?"

"I'm writing down everything you just said, that way I can use them on sakura"

Jiraya smacked his head "idiot, you have to use your own words and not others, or else it wont be romantic"

Sasuke frowned then crossed his arms "and since when did you become an expert in relationgships?"

"that's it no more classes for you, get out you damn chueffer" jiraya shouted as he threw Sasuke out the kitchen along with his notes.

Anko swung Kakashi door open ,anger was clearly show on her face as she then pulled away the curtains of the dark room, the shirtless Kakashi who was sound asleep in his bed groaned when the sun had reached his eyes, he then hid his head under his pillow "go away" he said as his voice was muffled.

Anko tapped her foot on his hard floor ,Kakashi groaned even more as he threw the pillow at her which she dodged easily "whzat do you want now?" he said as he lazily yawned and stretched.

"your mother wants you to marry that girl you were dancing with last night" she said as she crossed her arms over her chest "I want you to go down now and tell her that your already married to ME" she yelled as she pointed her finger to herself.

"jeez, will you be quiet, and hell yeah right as if I'm going to do that" he said scratching his head.

"I can just imagine it now" she said as she held her hands on her heart "the day you two get married then all of a sudden I barge right in and say 'I object, he's already married to a young helpless girl and broke her heart right away' "

Kakashi rolled his eyes "jeez Anko, you watch too many sappy movies"

Anko then sighed then sat down next to him on his bed "well, look here mister, I'm still your wife whether you like it or not, and I want you to go tell your parents about us, or atleast just tell them you don't want to marry that girl"

Kakashi chuckled "I'm not telling them about us, and don't worry, I'm not even interested in rin, so calm down honey I'm not planning another marriage" he said

Anko felt relieved for a little bit then she smirked and said "well ,just so you know ,i'm part of your family and a family consists of a mother father and the children " she said as Kakashi rolled his eyes, then Ankos eyes widened "OH MY GOD" she yelled then held her hair from either side of her face "we still don't have any children, we need kids"

Kakashis eyes bulged out "WHAT?,WHAT KIDS?, what the hell are you talking about?" ,first he got married and now children, that was the last thing he needed.

"what do think I'm talking about?, I want children" she said "and you better tell your mother about me so she can stop that marriage she's planning about"

Kakashi sighed "if its about that you're worried about, then relax, my mom has always been searching a bride for me"

Anko then eyed him "sooo, you don't want to marry rin?"

Kakashi stared at her blankly "as if I can do that, you wont even give me divorce anyway" he said

"AHA" she then stood up and pointed at him accusingly "so if we do get a divorce, then you'll go on and marry her right?" Kakashi groaned and shook his head ,she then grinned "well mister, I'm not giving you a divorce, so forget about it" she said.

She then walked to the door then turned around to him "oh yeah ,by the way, I want 4 kids, 2 girls and 2 boys" she said and closed the door behind her.

A few seonds later a really loud cry was heard from inside the room "WHAAAAAAAT?"

Somewhere outside the house in a restaurant, gai and asuma were having breakfast there as asuma decided to call Kakashi.

"what do you want?"

Asuma chuckled "hey now, is that a way to talk to a friend?"

"sorry man, I just had it with Anko, did you know she just said she wants kids, and not just 1 she want freaking 4 kids"

Asuma rose a brow "kids eh?, that's not so bad, anyways, why don't you come over here, theres something I need to talk to you about Kurenai"

"yeah sure I'll be right there" he said as they both hung up

Gai continued eating and looked ta asuma at the same time "he's coming" asuma said as gai nodded.

Kakashi was all dressed up in his jeans and blue collared shirt, as he went down stairs he saw his mother drinking some tea and eating some cookies while his father was busy reading the news paper.

"hey mom ,hey dad, well I'm off now" he said as he was about to walk away

"hold it boy,don't just go without eating breakfast" sema said

"it's okay, I'll grab something on the way" Kakashi said as he was about to leave again

"AND WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO?" sakumo shouted at him from his newspaper.

Kakashi turned back to his father "...i'm going to work dad, theres a meeting going on" he said with a smile

Sakumo rolled his eyes "I've had enough of your lies kakashi" he said

Sema then pinched him "be nice sakumo, maybe you don't remember because your getting old" she said

"I'm not THAT old" sakumo said then looked back at his son "and where is you car huh?" he asked eyeing him suspicucly

Kakashi started to sweat "umm, it's at the workshop dad hehe"

"it's been at the workshop for too damn long already" sakumo said

"your right dad, I have to go and check it up right now" Kakashi said as he now ran away from them.

Anko then came down stairs as well ,sema saw her and held out the box of cookies "okna dear, give this to your brother Kakashi, he hasn't ate anything" she said as Anko took the box from her and skipped her way to Kakashi "oh Kakashi-nii ,Kakashi-nii wait up" she said while skipping to him.

As soon as she was out the house she then said "oh dear husband of mines wait up", Kakashi stopped his tracks and looked around to see Anko heading to him, he groaned "Anko, don't call me that, what if some heard you?" he said as she stood next to him.

"now now, you should eat some of this fine cookies before you leave" she said as she took out a small chocolate chip cookie ad fed it to him, Kakashi munched it as she fed him another one.

"thanks, I think its enough now" Kakashi said as he kept munching the cookies while the crumbles surrounded his mouth, Anko took out a napkin and wiped his mouth like a little boy, she then pointed towards her cheeks.

"don't forget to give your dear wife a good bye kiss" she said, Kakashi rolled his eyes, then he looked left and right to see if anyone was around and when there wasn't he pecked ankos cheek.

"can I go now?" he pleaded as she nodded and he ran away as she waved to him, Jiraiya then came out the house and went next to Anko.

"quick okna, I need your help at something" he said as he grabbed her arm and dragged her inside the house all the way to the kitchen not giving her a chance to talk.

As soon as they were in the kitchen ,Jiraiya had prepared all the ingredients outside on the table.

"look, I would like you to teach me how to cook the food you made last time"

Anko raised a brow "but what for?"

"..its for someone" he said

"is it uncle sakumo?" she asked

"no it's for a woman" he said

"but granny chiyo said she's in a diet"

"NO, oh no, not that old hag, theres this woman I like, and I want to impress her by cooking something fancy for her" he said

Anko grinned then slapped his back "well why didn't you say so, let's get this started then"

Meanwhile, Kakashi had already reached the place where Asuma and Gai were waiting for him, and as soon as he sat down they began discussing the 'problems'.

Gai laughed and said "I don't know why your stressing out, you have three hot chicks who dig ya, a wife a fiancé and a girlfriend, why are you making such a fuss?, just go along with them"

Kakashi rolled his eyes "idiot, I don't like any of them, they're all annoying, I want a divorce from Anko, and I don't wanna marry rin, also it should be clear that I want to break up from Kurenai, but noooo they're too damn attached to me"

"if you want things to be over with Kurenai ,then why don't you just go confront her about it, stop running away all the time" asuma said

"and whats it to you?" gai asked.

Asuma frowned "well, while you two were having fun last night, I was the one who had to drop her home, and I felt sorry for her thats all".

"well whatever, first things first, I need to find a way to convince Anko on the divorce" Kakashi said

"hmm, well dod you snore? Wives cant stand it when their men snore" gai said as asuma stuffed in a laugh

Kakashi frowned at the stupidity "No!, I don't snore…at least I don't think I do"

"do you have smelly feet?" asuma asked as he slightly giggled

"No, I don't have smelly feet ,I happen to have a good hygiene you know" Kakashi said

"what about gambling? Smoking or alcoholic problems?, those stuff ruins marriage easily, I'm heck as sure no one wants to stay married to someone with those problems" asuma said

"okay I think that's enough now" Kakashi said as he scratched his head "I need something more serious and not stupid" he started thinking deeply and talking to himself "hmmm now what would be a good reason enough for her to leave me"

Meanwhile Jiraiya was walking his way to 'Hatake Holdings Business' building, he wore a fitting black suit while holding a basket of flowers, as he reached the place he made sure he fixed his hair then entred the building.

At Sakumos office, he was sitting on his chair and watching the T.V, the T.V was playing the CD of their wedding night that they were supposed to watch, sakumo focused as he watched the little interview being done.

Tsunade then entered the office with a cup of tea, she placed it on his table "Ah perfect Tsunade, I need you to help me watch this" he said to her

"what's wrong sir?" Tsunade said as she looked at the TV that only viewed Sasuke.

"look closely and watch with me, if you see a man and woman wearing white dancing tell me" he said as he fast forwarded the video "I swear last night I saw Kakashi dancing with a bride in this CD" he said

"umm sir, don't be redicules why would Kakashi be on your video doing that?" she said

"I'm telling you, last night I caught a glimps of Kakashi and woman wearing w white dress, and if you ask me, it looked like a wedding"

"Kakashi?"

"yes kakashi"

"with a bride?"

"yes with a bride"

"… oh come one now, you're being silly"

"you be quiet and watch the video, pay close attention cuz I'm too damn young to be senile" he said as he kept fastforwarding it and Tsunade had no choice but to oblige and watch the video.

Back at the three boys,

"so, still no clue how to get rid of her?" asuma asked as he munched on his food.

"no not a single one" Kakashi said as he rested his head on the table hopelessly "it's not enough that I have to be stuck with her but now she also wants children"

"why don't you just give her a kid then send them both off? She got all she wants right?"

"the hell are you talking about? I'm not crazy to send off my own child away like that, don't make me look like a cruel bastard" Kakashi yelled.

Gai watched the two of them as he slurped down his noodles and decided to speak up "you know what would be funny?, the fact that you cant even bring kids, hehehe imagine that you're sterile then you cant give her any kids" he snickered

Asuma and Kakashi rolled their eyes "stop talking nonsense" asuma said

Kakashi rubbed his head, and after a few seconds later his brains digested the words that gai had said "Sterile, you said sterile…" he then jumped off his seat and raised both of his hands in the air "I'm sterile, who would wanna stay married to me if I'm sterile" he shouted, then looked at gai and forced the green man to stand up as he hugged him "Gai you're a genius" he said

"i-I am?" gai asked confused on what he said that made Kakashi so happy.

"we don't got time, not let's go and find us a doctor" akakshi said as he pulled asuma and gai by their arms and ran off with them.

At the konoha local hospital inside an office,

"Guys stop fooling around, I cant give you that kind of report" a man with a sunglasses said

Kakasi and asuma were by either of his side as they forced him to sit back down, Kakashi then gave him a pen "Just do it ebisu this is a life and death situation"

"but I'm a heart doctor I'm not even supposed to write that kind of thing"

"well this is also about a heart condition, so why don't YOU have a heart and write what we want" asuma said

"But Kakashi, this is serious, I might lose my job"

"well I'm serious too, and relax I wont tell anyone, so write it down" Kakashi said as he gzave him a piece of paper.

"this is just a freaken piece of paper, who would believe a report like this?, look I'll just sighn down my name and if anyone asks me about this, then I'm telling them you faked it" he said as he started writing down on the paper then sigining his name and stamped the hospital logo on it.

As soon as he did, Kakashi snatched the paper from him and read it outloud with gai and asuma to his sides "the Results of the testing made for patient 227 Kakashi Hatake has shown that he is unable to conceive children thereby it is stated that he is sterile, signed Doctor Ebisu"

Asuma patted kakashis back "alright then even though it's a lie I kinda feel sorry for you"

Kakashi shrugged his shoulders "whatever, thanks a bunch ebisu"

"I DON'T CARE, GET OUT OF HERE NOW" the stressed out doctor yelled at them as the triplets ran awy from his office.

Later on, at the Hatake holding building, Tsunade had managed to sneak out of sakumos office and not watch the video anymore, she was starting tothink he was getting senile, she walked her way to her office and as she opened the door she saw a table with candles and two plates of well cooked food.

A/N: whats gonna happen to kakashis plan? Dx will it work? will anko leave him? O_O, and whats gonna happen to tsunade and jiraiya? D:, omg lolxDDD

well, i hoped you guys like this xDDD btw this is sakumos and semas 30th anniversary right? o.O, i thought it was 40 or something o.o; im starting to forget things Dx

any spelling/grammar mistakes told to me are welcomed xDD of course other type of reviews are also welcomed xDDD

next update probably next month as well o.o, i'm not making any promises for a sooner time D:, i got a lot of things on my hands lately D: