Hey, I'm updating! Huzzah!

Fang: Bacon.

Me: Fannggg, I'm craving bacon, you jerk.

Fang: (shrug)

Zorua, haha the part about the Midsummer Night's Dream was hilarious! I was cracking up! Shakespeare was always…interesting to say the least. I read Midsummer Night's Dream in seventh grade and had to read Romeo and Juliet this year. (shudder) Worst thing about being a freshman. Ooh, last review before you upgrade? I do feel special. I have to wait until July until I can upgrade to my iPhone. Stupid AT&T.

Disclaimer: No, just…no.

January 21, 2012

Fang: Hey everyone!

Me: (Headdesk. Headdesk. Headdesk.)

Fang: Mikaykay? What's wrong?

Me: I hate emo kids.

Fang: Umm... I really have no idea how to respond to that.

Me: Sorry. It's just that the Austrian emo kid with good hair…is a player.

Fang: What else is new?

Me: No, you don't understand. Last year, he dated 15 girls in one semester.

Fang: That's a lot of girls.

Me: No, really Fang?

Fang: No need for the sarcasm, it hurts.

Me: Sorry, I've just been on edge lately. Oh, and not to mention, the stupid emo kid was ignoring my friend (you know, the one that likes him). He's on speaking terms now, but he's been kinda depressed lately.

Fang: Emoooooo.

Me: Fang, he was kicked out of his band! They got a new freakin' drummer!

Fang: Ouch. That bites.

Me: I know! I mean, really? He was one of the starters of the band!

Fang: Again, you know this how?

Me: Facebook, duh.

Fang: Mikaykay!

Me: What? You know the famous saying, "Facebook is a stalker's dream come true!"

Fang: …I've never heard that.

Me: Yeah I know, another friend of mine made it up.

Fang: …

Me: So, there you have it folks. My mixed feelings on the stupid emo boy with good hair. I'm so conflicted!

Fang: Okay, then talk about something else!

Me: Hmm. Okay, well to make things more depressing, I had an Algebra test yesterday.

Fang: Algebra. Ickk.

Me: I know. I failed the quiz last Friday, because my teacher didn't teach us anything, so I've had to teach myself all this crap. Good thing I've done it before.

Fang: You've had bad math teachers all your life, right?

Me: Except for last year. She was amazing.

Fang: But all the other ones?

Me: Yeah, all the other ones had no idea what they were doing, and I haven't learned squat. But that's cool, because I'm never going to do anything math related after high school.

Fang: Wow, what a relief.

Me: You've got a bit of sarcasm on your mouth there.

Fang: I've learned from the best.

Me: Touché.

Fang: So even though we only had four days of school last week, it went on agonizingly slow.

Me: I know! The only fun thing I did all week was edit the segment we were assigned in the announcements for AVP.

Fang: AVP?

Me: Audio Video Productions, Fang! C'mon!

Fang: Oh. Right.

Me: It may not seem fun to you guys, but it relieves my stress to do something that I'm good at.

Fang: Well, don't you have other talents?

Me: I guess, I sing in a choir at school. But of course, my best friends and I got picked for the worst choir in our school. We were the few freshman that made it into a non-freshman choir.

Fang: I have heard you mumble about how the freshman choir was better.

Me: Because it's true, and sad.

Fang: You're a sad, strange little girl.

Me: It's rather true…

Fang: Yep.

Me: This is call to arms! Gather soldiers! Time to go to war! This is a battle song! Brothers and sisters! Time to go…to warrrrr!

Fang: Uh….

Me: Vox Populi by 30 Seconds to Mars. I love love this song. And the band.

Fang: Screamo? You?

Me: Not all their songs are screamo, Fangles.

Fang: Well, what about Beautiful Lie? That has some screams in it.

Me: But it's also my favorite song! Except, Kings and Queens, the very first one I heard from them, is tied with it. Vox Populi is my second. Although, I have no idea what it means.

Fang: (surfing Google) Oh, here it is! It's a Latin term that means literally means "voice of the people."

Me: Makes very much sense!

Fang: It deals with politics and broadcasting.

Me: Hmm. Weird, because it's a war song.

Fang: Maybe the "voice of the people" is telling everybody to go to war?

Me: Who would the "voice" be, exactly?

Fang: Well, obviously it's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the lead singer!

Me: Yeahh. And he's good looking.

Fang: Really, we're going through adults that are good looking again?

Me: Well, I don't care! He's not emo, but he's got awesome emo hair and pretty eyes! He also did a cover of one of my favorite U2 songs, Where the Streets Have No Name. He can sing anything!

Fang: I'll give him credit for that…

Me: But then again, so can John Foreman from Switchfoot.

Fang: What can he do?

Me: Sing anything! I mean, he goes from slow songs, to fast songs…and he can sing soft, and sometimes he can scream stuff! Not quite like Jared, however, that's why I like Switchfoot and 30STM. Their sounds differ.

Fang: Good point.

Me: Mhmmm.

Fang: So, how do you think you did on the Biology test Wednesday?

Me: Err, it's hard to tell. Whenever I think I did a great job, I end up making a low B or high C, like on the midterms.

Fang: Didn't you say Natalie got a 100 on that?

Me: Natalie's my non-choir best friend. And yes, she got a freakin' 100. I got a 78!

Fang: Maybe she did well because she wants to be a doctor, and you don't?

Me: Okay look, just because I haven't found the right career choice yet doesn't mean I have to suck in Biology.

Fang: True. What do you want to be when you finish high school?

Me: Still hard to tell. Either a lawyer, movie director, post production in a movie, or a food critic.

Fang: Interesting, and very…different choices.

Me: Yeahh, I can't help how weird my choices can be.

Fang: But you're still a freshman, you don't need to worry about it.

Me: Speaking of being a freshman, I'm pretty peeved off.

Fang: Why this time?

Me: Okay, on our class rankings, in the entire freshman class, (622 students!) Natalie was 5.

Fang: Hot dang.

Me: Yeah! And the twins were 10 and 33. You know what I am?

Fang: 622? Haha—OW! Why did you stab me with a spork again?

Me: Don't joke about that. I'm in 3 Pre-AP classes, except for math. I'm number 65.

Fang: Hey, at least you cracked the top 100!

Me: However, the top 10 percent of my class ends at 62. THREE people away from being in the top 10 percent!

Fang: Ooh, that's just…messed up.

Me: Yeah! And then Nat and the twins won't quit talking about it, so I'm stuck listening to how great it must be to be in the top 10 percent.

Fang: You were only three people away.

Me: See? I can't do anything right. I can't even use my so-called "smarts" to pass as a talent, because obviously, it doesn't work.

Fang: If it makes you feel any better, it was based off your semester, not the third term. So, all your semester exam grades brought it way down.

Me: True. If it was based on term 3, I would've no doubt been in the top 10 percent.

Fang: But its okay, you just have to beat three people.

Me: I guess.

Fang: Want some bacon?

Me: Yes!

Fang: Just remember, all of us here on FanFiction love you no matter what! No matter if you beat all those idiots in your freshman class or not!

Me: Aww, Fang! (hugs tightly)

Fang: Can't. Breathe!

Me: Oops, sorry. (pats awkwardly on the back)

Fang: Do you feel any better? At all?

Me: Yeah, I think so. Between all this bacon and the love, it's making me feel a lot better.

Fang: There you go!

Me: I just wish…

Fang: What? What do you wish?

Me: I wish….

Fang: Yeah?

Me: That I had some Dr. Pepper to go with this bacon!

Fang: Yeah, that's the proper Mikayla response I thought.

Me: See? Better already! Now, get my drink, Fang!

Fang: What's the magic word?

Me: Now.

Fang: Wrong!

Me: Pronto.

Fang: Try again.

Me: Okay, how about: get-me-my-drink-right-now-or-I'll-rip-out-your-spine-and-beat-you-with-it!

Fang: Ooo-kay.

Me: (smiles innocently) Thanks Fangster!

Fang: (hands me my drink) you're welcome.

Me: Well, I'm going to log off now, but this was fun!

Fang: Since she had no homework this weekend, she decided to update and make it longer than usual.

Me: Yep. That, or I just felt like ranting everything out to ya'll.

Fang: Or…that.

Me: See ya later guys!

That was great. I feel so much better after writing. A stress reliever, kinda. Well, if you survived that, congrats! And…sorry for all the ranting! It's been a hard week. But, I'm all good!(:

Later!

-switchfootlover13

Oh yeah, I changed my penname. I added an r to love. Big whoooop.

Bye!