"So, destiny went on as planned, my child?" Tiny smirked at Eris from the slouched position in the seat along the very back of the Limo. Eris smiled, "Well, I assume so considering you're smirking.""The events of the day consisted of..?""A gigantic, poisonous spider by the name of Octa being stolen by a retarded kid then being released accidentally by an even more ludicrously retarded kid thought it would be clever to drop the cage so that she got out and then he got bitten by said poisonous spider and now he's probably either dead, dying or at least in hospital in the ICU. Is that what Destiny planned?"
Mr Tiny nodded his shiny bald head and Eris suppressed a giggle when she observed his eternally present triple chin double and decrease with every quick little nod. "Ah, yes. If what you say is true, everything is completely perfect."
Eris couldn't help but wonder, "Why is this, well, these boys-why are they so important to Destiny?" She retied her left shoe lace in a double bow until Tiny conjured up a decent answer to the question. She was about to retie her right lace when he replied, "Well, Ms Devon, you will find out for yourself, Destiny has a way of doing that to special people like yourself. You just be a patient little girl.""I'll be as patient I possibly can, Sir." Eris smiled a forced yet sweet smile that did not reflect her thoughts at the time.
I swear, fatty, call me a child or refer to me as little one more time and I'll cut your fat folds off one at a time and feed them to the little peop-
Her violent train of thought was broken when the car hit the speed bump that broke the speed of any oncoming vehicle entering the Ranch. She saw the big barn and saw Crowley's horse, Zephyr. Zephyr was the only thing Crowley adored…other than blood….and shirtless men. A midnight black stallion, possibly four years old, it had been at the Ranch for the past two years so it had to be at least two years old but it wasn't an old horse. All the shutters where shut and the doors locked, they were all still sleeping. Eris went to leave the car, but hesitated at the door. Tiny always said something before she left, a witty comment, a secretly snide one….anything.
"By the way, Ms Eris, I would advise you to get prepared for a new house guest." Tiny smirked as the door opened on its own and Eris stepped out into the blinding sunlight and flitted into the Ranch.
She pondered on what Tiny was meaning…'new house guest'?