Author's Note:Well, I definitely wouldn't let a kid read this. xD Not too bad but some swearing and innuendos here and there. Because that's how I roll. dog.

Lily and Ms. Sakurada are my OCs and everyone else is canon. Right now it's pretty divergent from the canon-storyline but it will get back on track...eventually. xD

Sorry if this is kind of short. I will try to make the next chapter as long as I can. ^^


Life As Yui Komori

Chapter 10

What the crap?! What have I gotten myself into? Well, besides the fact that I'm in Diabolik Lovers...Lily clutched her head in anger. Ugh! Stupid Shuu! I can't do this! Why am I the one that has to lure Ms. Sakurada out? She slowly dragged her feet towards the clinic. Lily wondered how she was going to keep her cool when she knew the truth about the beautiful nurse.

Play it cool, play it cool. Lily took a deep breath as she stopped in front of the door. I can do this. Plus Shuu will owe me one after this. She smirked as her mind swirled with evil thoughts.

Suddenly, the door swung open, interrupting Lily's thoughts. She looked up in surprise. Standing in the doorway was none other than everyone's favorite red-headed sadist.

"Oi, there you are Peachy." said Ayato. Lily gave him a confused look. Was he looking for her?

"Huh?"

"Ore-sama was looking for you." He grabbed her wrist and pulled her along. Once they turned a corner, Ayato let go of his grip on Lily. She kept her eyes on him, confused. Not that I want him to, but isn't this usually the time he tries to assault me and drink my blood?

"Hey, Ayato, what did need me for? What were you doing in the nurse's office?" She asked. He turned towards her, and for the first time, Lily noticed, looked at her as a person and not as food.

"...that man's been AWOL for a while. Then suddenly that whore comes in and takes his place." Ayato crosses his arms. "Fuckin' trash! I don't know what motive that dirty succubus has here but ore-sama isn't letting her stay here." Lily was taken aback by this. That man...Karlheinz! Oh my god, I am so stupid! How could I forget that he was the doctor here?

"So...what do I have to do with all of this?" Lily had a feeling of what was about to come.

"Ore-sama heard you hang out with her often. You...better cut off ties with her now." He said, turning his head slightly away from her.

Lily blinked. "Aww, that's sweet but actually...err...I don't know if I should tell you this but..." She thought about telling Ayato about what she discussed with Shuu but didn't want to betray his trust by telling others without his consent.

"You know what? We should go find Shuu." Lily said, suddenly.

"Ha? Why?" She didn't respond to him but merely took his hand and started running.


Meanwhile, Subaru had stepped out of his classroom to go find things to break. The room was stuffy and contained many annoying people. He felt pissed just by looking at them.

Suddenly, his nose picked up a familiar scent. It's her...Subaru looked around and found Lily running in the opposite direction, tugging Ayato behind her. He didn't even want to know why.

She's always doing something with the others. A thought at the back of his mind tugged at him. Why can't it be me? Subaru widened his eyes. Did he really just think that? He shook his head and pounded on the wall beside him. A few students nearby gave a yelp and scurried away from him, terrified.

Whenever I see her with one of them, I just...Subaru's mind flickered to the image of Lily dressed in just a bath towel. Her silky smooth skin, dripping with water, and how her wet hair clung to her face...he clutched his nose. Subaru looked at his hand to find blood. Why the hell is my nose bleeding? He started to make his way to the bathroom.

Then there's the hint that she knows something about my mother...who exactly is she? Did someone tell her? Subaru thought. He sighed, unable to reach a conclusion. Walking into the bathroom, he saw two students in there chatting.

"Oh, h-hey Subaru." One male noticed his arrival and jumped, startled. "W-we're weren't trying to take up space or anything." Subaru could tell that they feared him and wanted to keep it that way.

"Y-yeah." The other student piped up. Subaru glared at them, making them squeak and run away. He walked up to one of the sinks and stared at his reflection in the mirror. Yui Komori...is very interesting.


"What the hell?"

Although Ayato didn't like being dragged around, he felt like he should go along with the girl; it was as if nothing would stop her. What a cheeky Peachy. He thought.

Lily was storming through the hallways, screaming out Shuu's name. Behind her, Ayato started to get irritated. The search was getting a little too long.

Finally, she came to a halt and leaned against a wall to rest, as well as letting go of Ayato's hand.

"Man, you'd think that guy would be too damn lazy to go anywhere out of reach." Lily said.

Ayato put his hands behind his hand and leaned beside her. "No way. If he got caught sleeping, he would get an earful from the teachers. He's gotta stay out of sight."

Lily perked up, as if a light bulb had gone off in her head. Ayato could tell through her expression and chuckled a bit. He had to admit it was kind of cute.

"Hey, there's one place we didn't check! It's the roof!" She said, smacking her forehead. "Yeah, the roof! Of course, I'm such an idiot. Anybody ditching class would go there."

"That you are." Ayato mumbled under his breath, however, Lily didn't miss it.

"You wanna repeat that?" she threatened.

"You wanna go against ore-sama?" Silence.

"...no offense, that was kind of lame. I know you have that whole egotistical thing going on but still..." Ayato tsked. This girl just didn't get enough by insulting him. He didn't like that at all; a good prey should be obedient and let him take over.

Ayato trapped her against the wall. "Ore-sama is thirsty. Stay still." He bared his fangs and sunk them deep into Lily's neck. It set in deep satisfaction for the teenage vampire and he moaned against her neck between gulps.

Damn it, why did I let my guard down? Lily squeezed her eyes shut, forcing the feeling of pleasure down. Why in the world does my blood being sucked out-of-body turn me on? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

" .TO." Lily pronounced the syllables of his name individually. She gritted her teeth. "Stop it now because you're going to suck me dry and I'm going to end up being a prune."

Ayato stopped long enough to give a reply. "Ore-sama doesn't take orders from you. Be a good girl and scream for ore-sama." He kissed her neck, making her heart flutter and beat 10x faster. Lily blushed and shook her head furiously, telling her hormones to calm down. She prepared her body to shove Ayato away from her.

"Ayato move-"

"Sucking her blood in public, huh?" Shuu appeared from around the corner. "You've got guts, Ayato." He yawned.

Ayato paused in his vampire duties and looked up at Shuu. "You have shitty timing. Ore-sama was just about to reach the greatest level of ecstasy." He licked the blood off from his chin. "Damn." Turning Lily's chin to the side, Ayato licked her neck clean of blood. She shivered at the touch of his tongue. "Peachy, your blood tastes even better than before. Ore-sama didn't think it was possible. But it also tastes really similar..." Lily, dazed for moment, held Ayato's gaze at her. She looked away and pushed Ayato back, putting a hand over her neck bite. D-damn it...I'm all flustered. Screw you Ayato and your sexiness.

"Shuu!" Lily called out at him, remembering her original purpose. "Ayato here...also knows about Ms. Sakurada." Shuu simply raised an eyebrow.

"Really." Was all he said.

"Yes, and he also wants to get rid of her. Isn't that great?" Lily said in mock-delight. None of them said anything else. She was starting to get irritated that no one was catching her drift.

"Come on! You guys should work together! Take out that woman! No need to involve me, right?" Ayato and Shuu glanced at each other.

"You're not getting out of this." Shuu said. Lily hung her head, disappointed.

"What the hell are you saying? Ore-sama doesn't need help." Ayato protested. "Ore-sama can take her out."

"Shuu? What do you think?" Lily looked over at him. "You wanna hand this over to Ayato."

"If this were any other situation, yeah, however," Shuu looked out the window with a faint hint of determination. "that woman has some nerve messing with me." Lily whistled. His attention returned to her, and he frowned in confusion.

"This is the first time I've seen you actually driven to do something. Lazy bum." She chuckled. Shuu just sighed and crossed his arms, leaning on the wall.

"You seem to like calling me that."

"'Cause it's true." Lily smirked. Ayato looked back and forth between the two of them. He scratched his head and frowned.

"Oi, don't ignore ore-sama!" He complained. Lily looked at him as if he were a mere peasant and then returned talking to Shuu.

"Hey, Shuu, isn't today's weather quite nice?" She said.

"Yeah. You can't see shit out there." Shuu replied.

"HEYYYYYY!" Ayato shouted, irritated. Lily turned back to him, giggling. Shuu gave a small smirk.

BRRRING! chimed the school bell.

"Oh, it's time for the last period already. Guys, we should go." She said, already walking ahead of the two men.

Ayato shoved his hands in his pockets, sluggishly walking. "Tch." He caught up to Lily, throwing his arm over her shoulder. "You know what? Peachy, we should skip class again." She rolled her eyes and shoved his arm off.

"Yeah, so you can drink my blood again. Let me think about it. Hmmm...NO." Lily had to remind herself to keep her guard around the brothers and that they go crazy around her blood.

Huh...that's weird. I'm starting to accept the fact that I'm in a foreign body that's not mine. She clenched her fist. This body doesn't feel weird anymore...in fact I feel better than I've felt before!

She looked behind her. Shuu was nowhere to be found.

"Huh, you think he went to class?"

Ayato scoffed. "No way. He probably returned to his cozy home on the roof." He stopped right outside a classroom.

"Time to go into this shitty class and do their shitty tests." Ayato went in and a second later, popped his head out. "Don't do anything naughty when ore-sama isn't around. Ore-sama will drink more of your blood tonight. Later, Peachy." He smirked, licking his lips. Lily shuddered, although she thought it was kind of hot.

"Geez, all of them are perverts I swear." She sighed. "How the heck have I survived this long in that household?"


In the servants quarter of the mansion, a certain elderly man glanced in all directions before ducking into his room. He made sure to double-lock his door before taking out a parchment from his coat. It was a letter addressed to him. Tobias quickly skimmed over the content, his heart sinking deeper.

'Komori Yui has become increasingly high in level of threat. Keep her on close watch. You know what to do when she rises to the red zone.

The Council has granted a new mission. Find the Sakamaki great treasures. Deliver them to the representatives in person, and your daughter and her family will be released soon after. Your debt of ¥150,000,000(approx. $1,400,000) will also be cleared as a result.

Failure to complete this mission will result in the stripping of all assets and execution of the failed one and their family.'

This would have all been easy for Tobias except for that no one outside of the Sakamaki family has ever been able to touch, or even see the great treasures of the family. Even the six young brothers have probably never learned of its whereabouts.

Although, the elderly butler had worked in the Sakamaki household for quite a while, when his own family was involved, he didn't care if his own life was lost; as long as his descendants were able to live peacefully and happily, he didn't care about anything else. The reason why he was still working was to pay off a favor that a Sakamaki noble once did for him. He mentally apologized to that person, as his contract was about to be cut short.

Tobias could feel tears dripping down his cheeks as he clutched the parchment. "Sophia...Dad will save you."


As Lily was going to bed, she noticed a figure sitting on the balcony rail.

Is that...Kanato? She approached him. Great, I guess it's about time that scene happens with him.

Kanato was singing the same song shown in the anime while swinging his legs over the balcony. One of his arms was holding Teddy and the other was clinging to the rail. Lily cringed at the sight. No wonder Yui felt concern for him in the anime. Kanato's sitting position was quite dangerous. Despite that, he seemed rather perky. Lily guessed it was because of his child-like demeanor.

"'Sup, Kanato?" She greeted after he finished his little song.

"Ah, it's the cookie girl, Teddy." He said, not looking at Lily. Cookie girl? Because I stole a cookie? Pfft. She didn't know whether to like or dislike the nickname.

"I like your singing. It's nice." She said, honestly. Then she hesitated on what she was about to say next. "Do you...sing for your family often?"

Kanato didn't show any sign of picking up the hidden meaning of Lily's words but she reckoned he did anyway. "I always sang to Mother. She liked my singing."

Time to push it a little further. Lily thought.

"Why the past tense? Is your mother..." She trailed off, leaving the question implied.

"I killed her." There was the confession. Lily already knew this beforehand and struggled to act surprised without laughing at herself.

"That's...what the heck am I supposed to say to that?" She scratched her head, uncomfortable.

Kanato was standing on the rail, with one leg swinging out. Lily knew he wouldn't die from the fall but it was unnerving seeing him nonetheless.

He bent down to her eye-level. "Hehe, I like you, Cookie-chan." Lily blushed. How direct...ha, I know he doesn't mean it that way.

"You're not that bad, either?" She offered but decided that sounded kind of insulting. She began to defend herself. "I mean, you carry around a stuffed animal-I mean, -errr Teddy-sama ARGH WHATEVER but that's okay. Pretty weird for a seventeen-year-old...uh, but you, sir, pull it off completely." Lily wanted to hit herself with a rock and bury herself in a hole from her embarrassing blabber. Damn it, good lord, please do NOT tell me I just said that. She shut her eyes hard and restrained herself from covering her face with her hands and squirming with shame. Kanato still did not say anything or show a reaction. Oh well, might as well go big or go home.

"And you also look kawaii. Just saying." Lily couldn't take it anymore and snorted, covering her face with her hands. Man, I have GUTS. Oh my god, oh my god, I just told Kanato he was cute. Someone hold me please. Wait, why am I acting like an annoying fangirl? I don't know, Yui. YUI? WHAT? I'm Lily, L-I-L-Y. Not Yui, oh my god, I just forgot my identity for a moment. I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE. She stared at the ground in horror as she was having her mental crisis. Kanato stared at her in amusement.

"Teddy, Cookie-chan is funny." He sat back down on the rail. "She called me cute. Do you think she's cute, Teddy?" He started swinging his legs again. Meanwhile, Lily was still stuck in her dilemma and ignoring what was happening around her.

"Hmm...I agree, Teddy. She's cute." Kanato said. "I want to have a taste of her blood."

Lily finally snapped out of her thoughts and looked at Kanato, unaware of what he had just said. "You're still sitting there? It's dangerous."

"You want me to get off?" He looked thoughtful for a moment. "Ne, if you give me a kiss, I'll get off." Kanato smiled. Oh heck yeah, here's the famous line from Kanato! As much as I want to kiss a Sakamaki brother...nah. That'll just be an opportunity for him to suck my blood. Lily thought.

She winked. "Nice try. I don't give out kisses so easily."

"Is that so?" Then, Kanato stood back up on the rail. "You're not as dim-witted as the other brides. We should play together sometime. Ne, Teddy?"

"So long, Cookie-chan." As expected, he fell off the rail and to the ground below. Lily gave a slight shudder and gasp. She peered over the rail and saw that Kanato was still intact and not all bloodied. She laughed nervously. It's so strange seeing someone do something superhuman like that.

Taking a deep breath, Lily went down to meet Kanato at the graveyard.

~end


Author's EndNote:

So what did you think of that chapter? Leave a review with your opinion! :)

I'll try to post up Chapter 11 soon and a omake chapter(extra) so it'll involve fun stuff like a drunk Lily possibly and Sakamaki shenanigans.

That part with Tobias probably seemed a little abrupt, but if you were extra observant, you would have caught/noticed the hints I was dropping in the beginning chapters about him. It was suggested by a reviewer that I incorporate him somehow into the story. He's not going to have a full arc or anything; it's more like, he's there to make the Sakamakis realize something. Okay, that's all for hints now. :)

Next Chapter Basic Concepts:

~Showdown: Vampire vs. Succubus

~Uh, no Kanato that's illegal

~Settling in Daily Routine

~At least not all of them hate me

~Subaru's blushing for some reason