Title: Kit Kat, not Kitty Kat
Summary: Yoruichi wonders about why the hell Kit Kat calls themselves that, when there is no cat. Soi Fong thinks the woman makes no sense at all. Do you?
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"Hey Soi Fong?"
"Hm?"
"Why is this chocolate called Kit Kat?"
The captain looked up from her usual work and saw Yoruichi sitting on the couch looking at said chocolate with curiosity. "Don't know." And she resumed her work.
"Did you know that if you added 'ty' to Kit, you'll get 'Kitty Kat'?" The goddess turned her head and watched as Soi gave her a peculiar expression.
"Thanks for telling me but I don't really care."
The tanned woman frowned. "I do and what I wanna know is why they call themselves Kit Kat when there is not cat. It's just chocolate wrapped in red paper." She held up the bar of chocolate and waved it a little just to give Soi a point. "See? No cat logo; just red paper."
Soi sighed. Then she heard, "You know, I ought a but these chocolates since you're buying my milk." A frown came upon Soi's face. "What? Why?"
"Cause it has 'Kit Kat' on the cover. You can have my chocolates if you want, Soi Fong. That way, we both get something out of this." Yoruichi grinned.
But Soi only sweat dropped. "But, wouldn't you rather want the chocolate? Besides, it has Kit Kat written on it as well, you know."
The older woman blinked and a stupid look crossed her face. "Oh, yeah… That's right…" She kept nodding to herself and thinking, saying, "Oh, yeah…"
Soi thumped her head on the desk and knew it won't be the last time she does. Seriously, she doesn't know where this conversation will lead to.
"Hey Soi, maybe we should make our own Kit Kat with our own logo." A devious grin suddenly took form on her lips.
Soi had on a horrified look instead. "Wouldn't that be illegal, Yoruichi-sama?"
The goddess just shrugged and just as Soi predicted, thumped her head on the desk. Hard.
"Hey Soi, are you all right?"