Total Drama World Detour Episode 10
Chris begins:
"Last time on Total Drama World Detour: The contestants took a visit to New Zealand. They had to take a raft and row fifty-three miles from one of New Zealand's islands to the other. Mike and Zoey reaffirmed their relationship; too bad the wrong ears (i.e.: Anne Maria) heard their conversation. Team Pahkitew ran into some navigational problems along the way, not to mention some Courtney problems as well. It was close, but in the end Team Heather failed to recover from a really late start, and Shawn was sent packing. Who's gonna win today's challenge, and who's gonna get to see the outside of a plane in person? Find out right now on Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Intro plays:
Middle Class:
"I wonder where we're going today?" Ella asked.
"Why do you sound so cheery about it?" Scott asked her. "Chris can make us hate even the most beautiful places."
"That doesn't mean we shouldn't try to enjoy them," said Ella.
"Whatever," said Scott.
"Oh come on Scott," said Dawn. "Even you should be able to appreciate the beauty of the world."
"I really don't want to hear it from you animal girl!" said Scott.
"So we're back on that I see," said Dawn.
Confessional Dawn: "He really brings that up way to much! I guess he's still jealous that he will never come close to my abilities.
End Confessional
"Do you really think that you can talk to animals as well as I can?" Dawn asked.
"I think I can!" Scott replied, "and as a matter of fact, I think I'm going to take you up on your challenge. I will face you in a contest to see who can animal-whisper better."
"Ooh, now we're talking!" said Izzy.
"Shhh," Bridgette hushed.
"I don't think you're serious," said Dawn.
"I am very serious!" Scott countered.
"Oh yeah, prove it!" said Dawn.
"Okay, fine!" said Scott. "We'll have this contest as soon was we lose a challenge at the elimination ceremony. Instead of a vote, the loser goes home!"
"If you say so," said Dawn.
"Wait…I change my mind!"
"Too late," said Dawn. "I bet you'd look real good getting ejected from a plane!"
Confessional Scott: "I can't believe I just did that!"
Confessional Dawn: "I can't believe he just did that! And it serves him right for getting me eliminated back in season four!"
End Confessionals
First Class:
"I'm so glad we got to keep these pillows from our raft," said Sky. She and some of the other members of Team Olympic were relaxing in first class.
"I'm so bored," said Anne Maria. "One of you tell me a story."
"No problem," said Geoff. "One time, I was partying in my friends house, and his younger brother came down to tell us to be quiet. So we took him…"
Confessional Anne Maria: "It was the most boring and the most horrible story ever. I don't care who anyone beats up as long as it isn't me.
End Confessional
"Please, no more stories. Ever," said Sky.
"Aw, really?" Geoff complained. "But I have this great one when—"
"No!" Anne Maria yelled.
"Okay, fine," Geoff consented.
"Have any of you guys seen Mike and Zoey?" Sky asked.
"They're probably spending time together, like all couples do," said Geoff. "Aw man, that reminds me that I haven't seen Bridge in a long time. I miss her so much!"
"Then just go see her," said Anne Maria. "Please! Anything to get you out of here already."
"Nice, real nice," said Geoff.
"It's been nearly two hours," said Sky. "Geoff, can you go look for them and see if they're okay?"
"Yes!" Anne Maria agreed. "That is a great idea!" She got up and started pushing Geoff towards the door.
Confessional Geoff: "I've never seen anyone want to get rid of me that badly!"
End Confessional
In some closet:
Mike and Zoey were making out, laying on top of one another on a pile of dirty clothes in a closet.
"By spending more time together, was this what you had in mind?" Mike asked with a smile.
"Well….maybe," Zoey admitted as she pulled him in for another kiss. They continued to kiss until someone opened the closet door.
"There you are," Geoff began but he paused when he saw them. "Hey! Bridgette and I hold the reputation for the make out couple! Not you guys!"
Geoff slammed the door in their faces. Mike and Zoey glanced at each other and continued to make out.
Loser Class:
"If I have to sleep on this floor one more night then I'm gonna puke," said Leshawna. "I mean come on! A little sanitation would be nice!"
"I just wish I had my Shawn," Jasmine cried as she blew her nose with a tissue.
"Hey, at least he has the best shot at winning money out of all the other eliminated contestants," said Harold. "If you win, then he get's five hundred thousand bucks while we all get zilch."
"Please don't use that word again," said Brick.
"What? Zilch?" Harold asked.
"No," said Brick. "Eliminated."
"What's wrong with the word eliminated?" Harold asked.
"I just asked you not to use that word again!" said Brick.
Confessional Brick: "Losing this many challenges has caused me to enter what some people call 'the zone.' I cannot have any negativity while I'm in 'the zone' or 'the zone' won't be effective.
End Confessional
"Attention contestants!" Chris announced. "It is time for the next challenge. I hope you all brought you luck charms, cause you're gonna need them!"
"Shawn was my luck charm," said Jasmine.
"Jasmine, I know that you're zombie boy got kicked off, but we really need you to focus and become that tough outback girl, okay?" said Leshawna.
Confessional Jasmine: "She's right, I need to toughen up and help my team with this challenge."
End Confessional
Outside the plane:
"Welcome to one of my favorite places on the globe, Ireland!" said Chris.
"Ooh yay!" Izzy yelled. "This is my chance to practice my Irish brogue!"
"Please do not!" Chris said with as little aggravation as possible. "Today's challenge is going to involve you guys chasing leprechauns!"
"I love leprechauns!" said Izzy. "They're so cute and fuzzy."
"I am not going to respond to that," said Chris. "Anyway, each team will be given a clue to start them off. The solution to each clue is a location, where they must go to receive their next clue. These clues will eventually lead you to the end of the rainbow where you'll find a pot of hidden gold. Bring that back to me first and your team wins!"
"Do we get to keep the gold?" Anne Maria asked.
"Being that it's not real gold, no," Chris replied.
"Who will be today's cameo?" Harold asked.
"Ah, we're not going to tell you that right now," said Chris, "but you will find out eventually, and when you do, I promise that you'll laugh."
"Fair enough," said Harold.
"Any more questions?" Chris asked. "Good, you can begin. Here's your first clue."
The teams ran up to Chris to receive their first clue. Each team would be running a different route, but it was the same distance.
TEAM HEATHER
"Go to the place where the land is divided," Leshawna read Team Heather's clue.
"What does that mean?" Brick asked.
"Maybe it's the border," said Jasmine.
"But the border is too far to walk!" said Harold. He then turned and saw a sign that said that the border was one mile north.
"We're only ten miles from Limerick how is that possible?" Harold asked aloud.
Zoom out to Chris in his camera room:
"We couldn't use the entire Ireland so I just minimized the whole thing to a few square miles to form a mini Ireland!" said Chris. "Low budget, what can I say."
Zoom in:
"Dude," said Leshawna. "Just shut up and follow the stupid sign!"
"Fine," said Harold. They ran for a mile until they saw a red fence with the words 'UK up ahead. We advise you to stay here.' Before the fence stood a man in a black suit.
"Do you have our clue?" Jasmine asked the man.
"Yes I do," said the man, "but you'll have to do something first."
"What now?" Brick complained.
"You get to choose," said the man. "Question or Challenge. The question will be about Irish common knowledge, the challenge will be about Irish culture. If you get the question wrong you'll have to do the challenge anyway and you'll be penalized five minutes. Choose."
Confessional Leshawna: "The obvious move is Challenge."
End Confessional
"Question!" Harold said immediately.
"What?" Leshawna asked. "Why risk it?"
"Because I'm smart, duh!" Harold replied. "Bring it on!"
"The area ruled by the English in the 1400's was known as what?"
"The Pale," Harold answered.
"Correct!" The man responded. "You guys get your next clue."
The man handed Harold the next clue.
"One down baby!" Leshawna exclaimed. "Nice work Harold!"
"Let's celebrate when we win!" said Jasmine. "Read the next clue."
TEAM OLYMPIC
"Go to the capital," Zoey read.
"You'd think these clues would be a little more challenging," said Sky.
"Don't worry about that," said Mike. "Chris probably put the challenging parts where the clues are."
"Dublin I think is in the east," said Sky. "But its kind of far isn't it?"
"I wouldn't put it past Chris to make us walk a hundred miles," said Zoey. "Let's go."
They started walking. Mike and Zoey held hands. Anne Maria glared at the gesture. After some long and uneventful walking, Anne Maria spotted something.
"I see a miniature city!" Anne Maria exclaimed. "Its right next to a pond of some sort."
Team Olympic ran to the spot.
Confessional Mike: "Chris might be the cheapest person I know. He couldn't even take us to the real Dublin."
"Question or Challenge?" The man who was standing there asked, before explaining what each option entailed.
"Let's do Challenge," said Mike. "Agreed?"
"Yeah okay," said Anne Maria. "But if it's an extremely tough challenge I will not be happy."
Confessional Anne Maria: "Those words just had to come out of my mouth."
End Confessional
"A big thing to do in Ireland is drink beer," said the man, "but since you are underage, we have prepared these giant glasses of water and wheat for you."
The man motioned to a different man, who brought five glasses, which were about eighteen inches tall.
"You want us to drink that?" Anne Maria asked in shock.
"No," said the man. "We want you to do it in under ninety seconds."
Zoey grabbed her glass before anyone backed out. She drank all of the water as fast as she could, and finished with thirty seconds left.
"What do I do with all this wheat?" Zoey asked.
"Chew it and swallow it," said the man.
Zoey gulped once and stuffed all the wheat into her mouth. She chewed and chewed and chewed some more, and she finally finished.
"Nice job," said the man. "Unfortunately you went ten seconds past the limit, so you'll have to try it again."
Confessional Zoey: "At that point there was no way I was doing that again."
End Confessional
"We choose Question," said Zoey.
"Very well," said the man. "Parts of Ireland used to be under the control of what country?"
"Really?" Zoey yelled in frustration. "I drank that entire thing when all I had to do was answer the easiest question there is?"
"Yep," said Geoff.
"England!" Zoey yelled. "Now give me my stupid clue!"
"If you say so," the man laughed. He held out the clue and Zoey swiped it away from him.
"Go to the city that is nearest to your actual location in Ireland," Zoey read, still a bid red from her rant.
"That would be the city of Limerick!" said Mike. "Off we go!"
TEAM PAHKITEW
"That clover has three leaves," said the man on the field.
"Aw come on!" Izzy yelled. "Where can I get a stupid four leaf clover?"
"Keep looking," said the man.
"I knew we should've taken the question," said Scott.
"So then go take it," said Dawn. "We already wasted enough time here. Five minutes of a delay isn't going to set us back that much further."
"Okay," said Scott. "Give me a question."
The man cleared his throat and asked: "What is the name of the body of water that separates the northern part of Ireland from England?"
"I don't know!" said Scott. "Is it the English channel?"
"You are wrong!" said the man. "Please sit here for five minutes before you resume your search.
Confessional Scott: "How is anyone supposed to know about the Irish Sea? I'm seriously starting to dislike this place very much."
End Confessional
"Guys! I think I found one," said Izzy, ten minutes later.
"Izzy, that has three clovers," said Bridgette. "Where did you learn how to count?"
"I forgot!" Izzy whined like a child. "Stop yelling at me!"
"I wasn't—"
"Stop!" she continued to whine.
"Shut up and keep looking," Scott said.
"Any luck," Dawn asked Ella, who was staring at the ground. "Ella?" Dawn asked.
"I have an idea," said Ella.
"Well what is it?" said Dawn. "And where have you been this entire time?"
Confessional Dawn: "Only after a half an hour of looking does she tell us she has an idea."
End Confessional
"I might be able to sing a four leaf clover out of the ground," said Ella, "but I don't want to get kicked off."
"Ella no one will tell Chris anything," Bridgette promised. "We are all much nicer than Sugar."
"Uh, hello!" said Dawn. "Season four villain over here!" She pointed at Scott.
"I promise I won't tell anyone," said Scott. Dawn raised an eyebrow.
"See," said Bridgette. "You're all in the clear.
Ella took a deep breath and began to sing. She sand for sixty seconds straight, and when she finished a beautiful four-leaf clover had risen from the ground.
"Nice work Ella!" said Dawn. She plucked the clover from the ground and handed it to the man.
"Here's your next clue," said the man. He gave them the slip of paper.
"We are way behind," said Bridgette. "Time to push it into high gear!"
TEAM OLYMPIC
"Chris is a crazy lunatic
Who's actions make me very sick
Gladiator fights
All the sleepless nights
Down his shirt I wish to put a tick."
Sky finished reciting the poem. They had come to the miniature Limerick, and they chose Challenge, which was to create an original limerick.
"Nice job Sky!" said Mike. "And it's true too!"
"You know it!"
"Congratulation!" said the man who gave them the challenge. "Here is you next clue." He handed them a pair of glasses.
"What does this mean?" Geoff asked, holding the glasses.
"Why don't you put them on, genius!" said Anne Maria.
"Oh, oops!" said Geoff. He put the glasses on and stepped back. "Whoa guys!" he said. "I can see a rainbow!"
"A rainbow!" exclaimed Zoey. "That's great!"
"Geoff, lead on," said Mike. "We'll follow you."
"Aye, aye, captain!" said Geoff.
They walked off, following Geoff. They walked for around fifteen minutes when they spotted something.
"That looks like a leprechaun to me!" said Anne Maria.
"Is that where the rainbow leads?" Zoey asked.
"Yep! That's the guy we're looking for," said Geoff.
As soon as he said that Team Heather appeared. They ran ahead of Team Olympic and reached the leprechaun first.
"That's what I'm talking about!" said Leshawna. They turned to the leprechaun, to see that the person in the costume was…
"Duncan!" Leshawna yelled.
Zoom out to Chris:
"We did this purely because Duncan looks ridiculous in that costume!" said Chris. "And because we wanted to see how it felt getting his gold stolen from him. Stealing from a thief! I am the best!"
Confessional Harold: "Seeing him in that costume, I took a picture. It is so time for revenge!"
End Confessional
"I'm doing this only because I was forced to do you understand?" Duncan yelled.
"Sure, whatever," Leshawna snickered.
Duncan sighed and recited: "Yer 'av made it over de rainbow. Nigh take yisser gauld an' go back ter Chris."
"What the heck does all that gibberish mean?" Jasmine asked.
"If I had to guess it means something like 'take your gold and get the heck out of here,'" said Harold.
"Good advice if you ask me," said Leshawna. "Let's hit it!"
Team Heather took a pot of gold and started to run back in the direction that a sign pointed them in. Team Olympic was right behind, and Team Pahkitew was right behind them.
"Almost there!" said Mike. "We can take them!"
"No you can't," Chris announced, "because Team Heather is already here!"
"Oh yeah! First class!" Leshawna bragged.
"Team Olympic, you take second, so your safe," said Chris. "Team Pahkitew, namely Scott and Dawn, it's time to get your animal on!"
Confessional Scott: "He's not serious!"
End Confessional
"You're not serious!" Scott yelled.
"I am very serious. Heard the whole conversation, liked the idea."
"Prepare to go down, Scott!" said Dawn.
Confessional Dawn: "It's payback time! No one messes with Mother Nature!"
End Confessional
Elimination Room:
"Okay, who wants to go first," said Chris. Team Pahkitew was siting on the bleachers, except Dawn and Scott, who were standing.
"I'll go first," said Dawn. She turned to face the squirrel that was in front of her. She got into lotus position.
"Hello squirrel," she said. The squirrel raised its paw. "Do you want something to eat? How about some acorns that Mother Nature has provided?" The squirrel nodded its head. Dawn reached into her pocket and pulled out some acorns, which she tossed to the squirrel. The squirrel ate the acorns and raised its paw again.
"You're welcome," said Dawn. She got up and bowed. The audience clapped.
"Well done Dawn," said Chris. "Can Scott put up an even more spectacular performance.
Scott stood in front of the squirrel. "Hey squirrel!" he said. The squirrel did not move.
"Oh just talk already you stupid squirrel!" Scott said angrily. The squirrel reared back and jumped onto Scott's face.
"Ah!" he yelled. "It's clawing my face! It's going for my eyes. Get it off ! Get it off!"
"Oh my god!" Bridgette yelled.
"Cat fight!" said Izzy.
Scott finally managed to pry the squirrel from his face.
"That was awesome!" said Chris. "A beauty! Scott wins! Dawn, you're going home!"
"Sorry Dawn, I guess your skills aren't so great after all!" Scott taunted. Dawn just smiled.
"Why are you so happy," Chris asked. "You just got eliminated—ow!"
Chris was cut off as an immunity idol bounced off his head.
"What have we here?" said Chris. "Dawn has an immunity idol! Sorry Scott, but that means you are the loser!"
"You tricked me!" said Scott.
"Does this look familiar?" Dawn asked.
"But I won the contest!" said Scott.
"Actually I told the squirrel to pounce on you," said Dawn. "You did absolutely nothing."
"Chef, take him to the Ejection Seat of Shame," said Chris. Chef obliged.
"Wait!" said Scott. "I can tell you guys something really important—" He didn't finish his sentence because Dawn threw an acorn down his throat. He began to choke. Chris pressed the red button and Scott was gone, somehow leaving the acorn in his throat behind.
"Well that was certainly one of the more interesting elimination ceremonies in Total Drama History," said Chris. "Enjoy loser class guys!"
"Thanks," said Bridgette sarcastically.
Middle Class:
The entirety of Team Olympic was sleeping. Except one person. Anne Maria crept over to the seat that Mike was sleeping in. Next to him was Zoey, but across the isle was Sky. Anne Maria, very carefully, took Mikes hand and put it in Sky's.
Confessional Anne Maria: "Every time one plan fails I can simply come up with a new one. Even on a bad hair day."
End Confessional
Zoom out to Chris in the cockpit:
"Well Anne Maria is one devilish little girl. Will her plan succeed? Will anyone else catch onto her plan? Who's going to go home next? Will I get a raise? Why am I adding extra questions to the conclusion? Find out all this and more, next time, on Total, Drama, World Detour!"