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Written for: Clever Ink Slinger's Holiday Spirit: Christmas Boot Camp Challenge!

Prompt: Chimney

Pairing: Ron/Harry with a baby/toddler Teddy.

Father Christmas Got Stuck Up A Chimney

Harry let out a low sigh as he gave his husband a dry look, "How in Merlin's name did you manage to get stuck up the chimney? And dressed up as Father Christmas no less."

Ron gave Harry a sheepish grin while trying to ignore the sharp pain in his skull as Teddy happily gurgled and pulled on his hair. The Father Christmas hat lay on the floor at Harry's feet as the first thing that Teddy did when he spotted Ron was pull it off.

"I was trying to go down the chimney with a load of Christmas presents for you and Teddy," Ron said with a strained look on his face as he tried to get free, "Everything was going alright until I got to where I am at the moment..."

"And what is stopping you at the moment?" Harry asked with a pointed look as he put his hands on his hips making Ron gulp in fear.

"The bag of Christmas presents got tangled up in my legs so I can't move back up or move down anymore," Ron replied with a nervous look.

"What about using magic?" Harry asked only to get a sheepish look in return.

"I can't get to my wand, my hands are trapped in place so I can't reach it," Ron replied with a sheepish expression on his face, "So...errr...how about helping this Father Christmas out of the chimney so he can give you your Christmas presents?"

"You know you are damn lucky," Harry said with a sigh as he pulled out his wand from its holder, "I was saving this spell for you to use on me on Christmas Eve when Teddy's gone to bed but it looks like it's not going to happen?"

"What spell was it?" Ron asked with a gulp, "Please don't tell me that I-"

"Am missing a night of bedroom fun for this," Harry replied with a smirk, "You know...I've never lubricated anything this big before."

Ron's only reply was to let out a long groan.

Until the next prompt!