9.) You know the Metrognome.
Our band has nicknames for EVERYONE. Literally, I only know half of our band's real names. Two years ago, I was backfield conductor and my superior was Sam. I was a sixth grader and was 5'5". Sam was a junior and was 5'0". She has and always be the Metrognome. She was drum major for 3 years and she's short. Metronome + Sam = Metrognome. If you don't know Sam, you have a serious problem. She's everywhere. She comes to our competitions and she's just always there. She's almost as ninja as Reg. Almost.