Blankets of warmth encircled me as I sat in bed later that night, a book on my lap with my bedside lamp glowing brightly.

I was actually reading up on the Twilight books to make sure there was nothing I missed, nope, nothing missed there, there or even here.

I snapped the book shut and lay it on the floor and opted for looking out the window. No one's bothered me since my 'Great Discovery' and funnily enough, that's made my life a lot more boring, stupid vampires, you suck, pun intended.

I moved from the safety of my blankets and slipped on a pair of trainers by my bed before wrapping a jacket around my shoulders and walking out of my room.

Alec's room is where I ended up, how I got there I have no clue, but I was relieved when the door swung open and Alec stood there looking at me wryly.

"What?"

"You're willingly coming to a vampire's room."

"I know, point?"

"It's very reckless of you."

"Naturally, I've been in the same room as you before."

"You didn't know."

"Which is worse than knowing?"

"Possibly, but how can you be so sure?"

"Let's test the theory."

"I guess you should come in then."

"So do I," I walked in past him and sat on his useless bed. He moved in a lent against the wall, "so you didn't sleep when you were in my bed?"

He shook his head.

"What did you do?"

"Watched you sleep."

"How very stalker-ish of you."

"I do try."

"Well you do an excellent job."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Okay, this is weird, this is so unfair, meh, "how come you get a comfier bed than me and yet you don't sleep?" He shrugged, "fine, well then I am now officially sleeping in your bed from now on."

Incredulously he raised a brow at me, "is that so?"

"Yes, do you dare deny me?"

"Will I get something in return?"

"Depends, what do you want?"

"I think I'll save it for later when I've decided."

"How very smart of you."

"I like to think so."

"Hey, are all the other story's real, like is Damon Salvatore real because he is mega schmexy." Alec growled really loudly then, a very animalistic growl which actually had me reel back for a second before I sat defiantly, "what?"

"No he isn't real," he all but snarled.

"What's up with you?"

"Nothing."

"Oh my God, you're jealous and..." and I was cut off by my phone vibrating in my pocket, which I of course voiced, "I'M VIBRATING!" Alec looked scared, Felix and Demetri ran in laughing at how giddy I looked when I pulled my mobile from my pocket and slid it up to answer, "hello my personal vibrator, how are you."

"I am fine my kinky friend," Ellie sang into the phone.

"Hey Jay!" Emily and Erika called into the phone from the background; I can just imagine the glare Ellie was sending them right now.

"Heyya idiots."

"We resent that."

"I don't care," I rolled onto Alec's bed while they fought it out on who would speak to me on the phone, of course Ellie won, she always does. "So how have you been?"

"Good, have you met 'The Alec Volturi?' The guy from your obsessions yet?" she joked.

"Actually yes I have, so there, the story was based off of a family in Italy."

"Oh crud, really?"

"Yes." I turned to see a smug looking Alec.

"Is he in love with you yet?" okay, so cue to blush and hide face alert, he looked at me with a stupid smirk intact.

"Uh... yes, he's completely pussy whipped for me, aren't you Alec?" I pointedly asked.

"Sure Jay," he called over shaking his head, but something unreadable was in his eyes.

"Damn, the other two are moaning about how they lost the bet against you."

"I told them and told them, not my fault they didn't listen."

"So what's Italy like Jay?"

"Well, there are some very hot Italian guys, a huge garden, castle and lots of rain... I know right? I thought it would be sunny too... it's like Monsoon season... Yes I know Monsoon season is in India but I just said it was 'like' Monsoon season... Don't be so factual about my idiocy; we both know it's unconditional... yes I am wearing Italian trainers... yes they're comfortable and before you ask I will send you a pair... you're welcome... WHAT?"

"The school burnt down."

"And I missed it? Seriously? Awe crud!"

"Briggsy was almost killed."

"He deserved it, the paedophile."

"Yes we know he perved on students, sick, sick man."

"I hope he dies."

"Not dies Jay, don't be so crude."

"No not dies; falls into a coma and wakes up thirty years later when his children and wife have moved on; having lost all of his hair he will have a bald patch, and his bollocks chopped off along with an eternal erection he can't get rid of so everyone laughs at him. Then he gets hit by a bus into the River Nile, where he magically transported to by my witchy powers... yes my witchy powers now shut up while I continue... and gets eaten by Osiris the God of the Dead and is forever punished in the flaming hot pits of hell where he gets raped countless times by skeletons and crocodiles and will be known for his paedophile tendencies and beastiality."

"Whoa, calm down Jay, look I'm going to go, you're scaring me, love you, night!"

"Love you too, night, night." I shut the phone off and turned to three freaked faces.

Felix whispered; "now I never knew she could be so devious."

Demetri replied, "That's a mind of pure evil."

Alec; "damn, she's sexy." I snorted at his comment and they all snapped from their reverie.

"I love you guys too, now shoo," I flapped my hands at Demetri and Felix as they left before turning to Alec whilst pulling my shoes from my feet and dropping them on the floor, "I'm sexy am I?"

He nodded slightly nervous, I winked and his cocky smile returned, sauntering over to me he pulled me up onto his lap and lay back in the bed, "very," he purred in my ear.

"Good to know, now quiet I'm sleeping," he snorted once but obeyed as I closed my eyes and snuggled further into his chest.