Thanks to you guys, I am pleased to announce that 'AwKwArDnEsS' has reached its 10th chapter! Yay! *Fireworks, explosions* Ok, enough of that. Onto the chapter! P.S: Sorry for the late chapter! I wanted to make sure everything was PERFECT!

Girl Voice: Awkward, Awkward...IT'S AWKWARD!

HEY!

(Guitar Rift)

It's a show that ya just can't miss!

Can't deny your shamefulness!

So just put up your fists! No need for a diss!

'Cause This is 'AwKwArDnEsS'!

A gigantic banner and multi-colored balloons fell down from the ceiling as Scourge and Aly came onto the stage.

"HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY!" The studio audience of 'AwKwArDnEsS' screamed to the top of their lungs.

"EEEEEEE! I ALMOST FORGOT! TODAY'S THE DAY OF THAT SPECIAL DAY!" Aly squealed happily.

"...Are we being Punk'd?" Scourge asked, kicking a balloon.

"No! Don't you know what today is?" Aly asked him.

"Is it Hump Day?

"That's on Wednesday!"

"Boxing Day?"

"Only Canadians celebrate that!"

"Christmas Day?"

"Dude!"

"...Selfie Day?!"

"Ok, now you're just getting ridiculous. It's the 10th episode of 'AwKwArDnEsS!', and guess what we're gonna do!" Aly asked the audience.

"NOTHING!" The audience yelled.

"CORRECT! For the next 30 minutes or so, we're going to sit on this stage and be absolutely quiet." Aly said, sitting on the couch.

"Yup. You might as well turn those TVs off right now. Nothing interesting is gonna happen beyond this point." Scourge added.

"Soooo...BYE! I'm Aly!"

"I'm Scourge!"

"And we're!-"

"NOT SO FAST!"

Everyone turned their attention to the albino hedgehog that appeared on the stage.

"Silver?" Aly asked, confused.

"What do you want, weed plant?" Scourge asked him.

"I'm here to say that there is a TRAITOR in the studio audience of 'AwKwArDnEsS!', and I am going to reveal him/her!" Silver announced.

Everyone in the audience started to look at each other and murmur.

"I wonder who the traitor is?" Rotor asked.

"My money's on the French coyote..." Elias whispered to him.

"HEY! I heard you!" Antoine shouted.

"I wasn't trying to be discreet." Elias said, shrugging.

"...So?" Aly started.

"So, what?" Silver asked, scratching his head.

"So who's the friggin' traitor?!" Scourge said, getting impatient.

"The traitor...? OH! The traitor is...GOING TO BE REVEALED AFTER THESE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!"

"Oh, for the love of SEGA! Is ONE NORMAL episode too much to ask for?"

"Yes. Yes it is."

THE FOLLOWING FILM IS RATED 'R and R' FOR 'RESTRICTED AND RETARDED'.

Coming soon to a theater that probably won't be yours!

You've read the best-selling book! You've read the entire trilogy! And Now, you get to watch the film that everyone will be talking about! This Fall, "Fifty Shades Of Dark" Comes to the big screen!

"Mr. Dark will See you now."

Amy Rose looked up from her magazine to face Mr. Dark's secretary, Rouge The Bat.

"...M-me? Are- are you sure?" Amy asked nervously.

Rouge slightly smiled at her and nodded.

"Right this way, please..."

Amy trembled as she followed Rouge down the long and dark hallway.

"Come now. We don't want to keep Mr. Dark waiting. There's no reason to be afraid." Rouge assured her.

"I'm not afraid! I had like, 3 bottles of soda to drink on my way here! I have to take a wazz!" Amy said, locking her knees.

"...Ms. Rose, let's keep this professional, m'kay? I'll take you to the restroom after your meeting with Mr. Dark. Now come." Rouge said, ushering her to follow.

The two soon reached two doors which had the initials 'M' and 'D' on it.

"Go right in, Ms. Rose." Rouge said, holding the door for her.

Amy walked into Mephiles's office, still trembling, due to her having to urinate.

"Ah, Ms. Rose! Come right in! I was expecting you." Mephiles said, rising up from his desk to shake her hand.

"Yeah, Rouge kind of told me that already." Amy said, giving him a slight chuckle.

"I'll just leave you two alone, then." Rouge said, leaving out of the office with her signature smirk.

Only Mephiles and Amy were left in the room. It was so silent that you could have heard a pin drop from 10 miles away. That is, until Mephiles decided to break the silence.

"So, Ms. Rose, what brings you here to my office?" He asked her, leaning against his desk.

"Well, you see, I, uh, need to interview someone for my report topic."

"Oh? What is it about?"

"It's about 'Creepy perverts that seduce young naiive girls into doing explicit things with them in a fanfiction that was published into a best-selling book', so I came to you."

Mephiles cocked his eyebrow in response.

"Is that so? Well, ask away! I'm pretty sure that I'll be of use to you somehow."

"Now Remember: You must answer all questions as truthful as possible."

"Truthful is my middle name." Mephiles whispered in a seductive voice, crossing his arms.

"Right, ok. First question: Where's the beef?" Amy asked.

"Excuse me?"

"WHOOPS! Wrong document! Let's see...here it is! First Question: What are some of your favorite things to eat?"

Mephiles tapped his chin for a long time before answering Amy.

"Well personally, I'm a seafood lover! I'm very fond of eating shrimps and crayfish and oysters!" Mephiles said.

"K. Question 2: How do you eat your food?" Amy asked.

Mephiles looked at her funny before giving her an answer.

"...I would say with a knife and fork and occasionally a spoon at times."

"Right. Question 3: How would you describe the way that you digest your food?"

"...Chewing and swallowing is always the right way to go..." Mephiles said, getting suspicious of the questions that Amy was asking him.

"So it is. Question 4: What do you use to chew your food up with?" Amy asked, narrowing her eyes at Mephiles.

"What?"

"What part of your body do you use to eat with? It's a simple question."

"...Just where exactly are you getting at?" Mephiles asked, raising his brow again.

Amy leaned in Mephiles' face until their noses touched.

"Where's your mouth?" She whispered quietly.

"I don't think that CONCERNS you, Ms. Rose..." He growled in response.

"I SAID, "WHERE'S YOUR MOUTH!" Amy yelled, throwing a chair at him.

"AND I SAID, "IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!" Mephiles yelled back, dodging the chair, and throwing a lamp at her.

Pretty soon, they were in a furniture throwing frenzy.

"WHERE'S YOUR DAMN MOUTH, YOU FREAK?!"

"YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?!"

"YEAH!"

"SOMEONE AT IHOP STOLE IT!"

There was an awkward silence in the room for about 10 minutes.

"Really?...Well, that's all you had to say. I would have understood." Amy said, putting the chair she was about to throw down.

"I'm sorry, it's just that...most people laugh at me when I tell them the story of what happened to my mouth. I thought that you would too..." Mephiles told her, having a seat at his desk.

"I would never laugh at you, Mr. Dark." Amy said sympathetically.

There was yet another awkward silence in the room.

"Soooo...wanna go out for dinner tonight?" Mephiles asked Amy, returning back to his neutral mood.

"If you're buying." Amy said, winking at him before walking out of his office.

Critics are calling it "Rushed, COMPLETELY Different from the book, and why in the hell would you let Michael Bay touch it?!"

The New York Times said that it's a "Fun ride, for about 10 seconds. The rest of it deals with mentally unstable hedgehogs."

Kanye West also added his own opinion by stating that there "was not enough Kanye in the movie." DUDE. YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN THE BOOK.

"Fifty Shades Of Dark." Not coming near a theater close to you anytime soon.

~End Of Commercial~

"Ok Silver, we're back! Now, tell us who the traitor is so that we can end the show!" Aly told him.

"Yeah! Some of us have lives outside of these studios, y'know?" Scourge added.

"Alright, alright! The traitor is-!"

THE FOLLOWING FILM IS RATED 'E' FOR 'EMOTIONAL'.

You've read the book that made everyone in America cry! Now here's the movie, that probably won't be relatable to the book in any way! Now playing in theaters: The Fault In Our Cats.

"Ok Marine, you've managed to get us lost. AGAIN. FOR THE 100,000th TIME. I'M TAKING OVER." Blaze said, grabbing the ship wheel from her.

"Like heck, you are! This is MY ship!" Marine exclaimed, snatching the wheel back.

"You DON'T know how to drive it!"

"I know more about it than a prissy little princess, that's for sure!"

"WELL!" Blaze gasped at her.

Marine just gave her a smirk, and continued to captain her ship.

"GIVE ME THAT WHEEL!" Blaze shouted, pushing Marine away.

"NEVEEER!"

The two were so busy fighting that they did not notice that they had sailed onto the land and hit Big The Cat.

THUD!

Marine and Blaze looked at each other, and then below the ship.

"Oy! Looks like we hit land! Toldja I knew where I was goin'!" Marine said, hopping off of the ship.

"That's not the only thing that you hit..." Blaze told her, pointing to an unconscious Big The Cat.

"Is he...?"

"Unconscious. We've got to get him to a comfortable place so he can wake up faster." Blaze instructed, grabbing Big's arms. "You grab his feet, I grab his arms."

"Oh, bloody heck..." Marine muttered, as she lifted the fat cat's feet.

They soon came across a tree stump and decided to sit him down right there.

"Ok, now what do we do?" Marine asked Blaze.

"We wait until he wakes up, I guess." Blaze answered her.

"But that's gon' take FOREVER!"

"No one told you to hit him with your boat."

Later on at Midnight...

"*Cough, cough* Ooh, where am I? Where is my froggy?"

Blaze and Marine's heads quickly shot up at the sound of the voice.

"...Did you say something, Marine?" Blaze asked.

"No, I thought that you did..."

"Uhhh, that was me."

Blaze and Marine both looked over at the cat that had once been unconscious.

"Where am I?" Big asked again.

"We don't even know where WE are! If Blaze would've kindly allowed me to captain my ship, none of this would've ever happened, and we would've never hit this bloke!"

"Marine!"

"I got hit by a ship?" Big asked, still a little dazed.

"Well, yeah. We were kind of fighting over who would captain the ship, and...we got a little carried away." Blaze explained, looking at Big's injured eye. "Ooh, your eye..."

"Uhh, what's wrong with it?" Big asked, dumbfounded.

"It's- it's beautiful." Blaze whispered, but quickly regained her posture. "I mean, it's bruised."

"Oh. Well, uh, gee, thanks calling my eyes beautiful, Ms. Cat Lady. You're beautiful too." Big told her.

"It's Blaze, and thanks for the flattery." Blaze said, blushing.

"Yup! You're almost as beautiful as my froggy! Or a strawberry cheesecake!"

"...Oh. Thanks again, I guess?" Blaze said, slightly frowning.

"C'mon Blaze! We have to get the ship back into the ocean!" Marine yelled to her.

"Well, I have to go now. I wish nothing but the best for you...what's your name again?"

"Uhh, it's Big."

"I wish nothing but the best for you, Big." Blaze told him, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"I wish to find my froggy again." Big told her, obviously killing the moment.

"...Goodbye, Big." Blaze said, climbing aboard Marine's ship.

"Bye Cat Lady!"

Pretty soon, they were back into the ocean.

"Blaze? What's wrong? You don't look too happy. Are you sad about losing your new boyfriend?" Marine questioned.

"This movie is going to do so terrible in the box office." Blaze said, looking at the ocean while shaking her head.

Critics call it, "That one movie that we really, really, REALLY wish we didn't watch! Did you bastards let Michael Bay touch this movie, too?!"

The New York Times said that it "Had potential to become a great movie, but sadly, they made the love interest a complete moron."

And Kanye West, yet again, said that the movie sucked because it didn't feature him at all. *Cough, self-centered asshole, cough*

"The Fault In Our Cats." Now playing in theaters that are no where close to you.

~End Of Commercial~

"Geez, when did commercials start getting longer?" Scourge asked.

"The same time when they started making terrible movies based on books." Aly told him.

"Oh. Well, that's all the time we have for today, folks! I'm Scourge!"

"I'm Aly!"

"And we're-!"

"Wait! Silver hasn't told us who the traitor is yet!" Rotor yelled from the audience.

"UGHHH!" Scourge and Aly groaned, sitting back down on the couch.

"Now, the moment we've all been waiting for!" Silver said in a suspenseful way. "The traitor is-! GOING TO BE SAID RIGHT AFTER THIS SONG FROM 'THE FAULT IN OUR CATS'!"

Everyone in the audience threw their hands into the air and groaned.

~Song~

BOOM! CLAP! THE SOUND OF MY HEART, THE BEAT GOES 'MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW! BOOM CLAP, YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD, COME ON KITTY! COME ON KITTY! YEAH!

~End Of Song~

"NOW TELL US WHO THE TRAITIOR IN THE AUDIENCE IS!" Scourge growled, grabbing Silver by his chestfur.

"Oh. There is no traitor. I just wanted to waste your time. Byeeee." Silver said, transporting out of the studio.

Scourge's eye started to twitch.

"Uh, Scourge?"

"MOTHERFUC-

And I'm doneee! I hope you guys liked this chapter! It took me almost all weekend, so please review. I really want to hear your opinions on the story! Anyways, thanks for supporting this story, and I will see you next weekend!