Yes…I know. I'm pretty much off updating schedule. I'm REALLY lazy. Gomen, it's getting me. I promised that I'd try to update 3 chapters a day, but I think now that's getting a little impossible, ne? Ok.

Since no one is voting, I'll just do Kagome/ Sasuke, Asia/Gaara …hey…uh…whatsername, do you mind if I pair you up with Itachi instead? Some other couples, and probably…Sakura is going to go with Ed? AH! I have no idea what to do! I'll just probably go with regular couples and the ones above unless most of the people object.

Ok, there's going to be a new poll. Who thinks I should cut FMA from the story? I'm not really that good at writing it. It's fine if you don't want to. I'm just scared that FMA is going to lead me to writer's block…or something like that.

Also, please tell me if the rating and the genre are wrong. I have no idea about any of that! Lol.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, FMA, or Naruto. Can't anyone figure that out? Damn! I guess not.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

After one week has passed by, All of our favorite nins have learned some new jutsus, molded chakra, and gotten stronger. So now that everyone was bored, they all wanted to check on the girl Kagome had found near the well.

When they had gotten to the hospital, Tsunade said that the girl had already woken up, but has some strange features. Tsunade said, "She has cat ears and a tail. She's a mess right now. It seems like she said that she was fighting this really big dog demon and got wounded. When she woke up, she said that, she also was a half cat demon and refused to tell why."

Gaara was listening to all of this silently. He was thinking in his head, "She's just like me, she has a monster inside of her and she has no friends. Everyone hates her…" Kagome noticed Gaara's behavior and wondered what was wrong. He was usually glaring at anything and everything. Now, he was just thinking intently. Kagome then got a bright idea in her head.

Kagome's POV

"Maybe I could get them to like each other! OH! This is going to be fun! Time to put my matchmaking skills in action! Hell yeah! They'll be together before Gaara can say, "I am a freak. I have no eyebrows!" Well, anyway, Gaara would never say that! Damn! What is with the boys and their huge egos? We walked to the room where the girl was resting and sure enough, she was a mess! Her hair was all tangled and…OMG! She does have cat ears! OH well. It's not so surprising. It's nothing I've never seen before. I hope her attitude is different from Inuyasha though! If it's the same, I might as well be living through the same nightmare again!

End POV

When the girl saw everyone walk in, she suddenly kind of tensed up. Kagome guessed that it was because she was treated badly for being a hanyou and was afraid of people. She decided to help assure her by saying, "It's ok…we're not going to harm you. We came because we were worried about you." It really did work, she calmed down a bit.

When the girl that named herself as Asia, calmed down, Kagome and the others asked her some questions. Kagome asked, "So…you were fighting a dog demon and you got hurt…and you're a cat hanyou?" Asia nodded. Asia spoke up and said that a cat demon was sealed inside her when she was born. No one liked her and always blamed her when something bad happened. Naruto nodded whole heartedly and so did Gaara, even though that he wasn't very happy to admit it.

The ever so silent Uchiha was listening to everything. He was thinking about what it's like to be hate. He had a bad childhood, but probably not as bad as Naruto, Gaara, and Asia. Then he again started to think about what Kagome had said to him about rebuilding the clan instead of avenging the one who almost brought it to an end.

Tsunade walked in and told everyone to leave the room for a second, so they did. Naruto kind of…temporarily…or…permanently…angered her…by calling her baba…"YOU UNGRATEFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL EXCUSE OF A NINJA! GET BACK HERE! Everyone sweat dropped when Naruto was beaten to a bloody pulp. Sasuke called Naruto a dobe and more fighting occurred. Poor Asia was watching all of this from her bed and she also sweat dropped.

Kagome decided to make this fun by saying, "Don't call Naruto a dobe, dobe! Now Sasuke broke the fight with Naruto and started one with Kagome. Everyone including Ed, Itachi, Shino, and even Gaara were now watching amused.

"FAT ASS!"

"CHICKEN HEAD!"

"MORON!"

"URUSAI! USURA TONKETCHI!"

"WENCH!"

"HIPPO FACE!"

"OH? YOU'RE SO FAT THAT YOU CAN'T FIT IN ANY GIRL SIZED CLOTHES!"

"YOU'RE SO FAT THAT YOU CAUSED THE TSUNAMI IN INDONESIA!"

YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT MY EYES BURN!

"YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING THAT A CAMERA DOESN'T WORK RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"

Sasuke was taken back and now, he just said, "Hn." Kagome then smirked and said, "What? You can't think of a better comeback?" The Uchiha then said, "No, you're so wimpy that it's not even worth arguing with you. Kagome shot back, "You're such a coward that a worm could beat you up!"

Sasuke gave up on the pointless fight and went back into Asia's room. Kagome followed in pursuit and so did everyone else. Asia was still staring at them like they were aliens from outer space and Kagome apologized to Asia and not Sasuke about the argument. I mean. Who wanted to be just woken up from an unconscious state and there's already two people screaming their heads off in front of you?

Someone might, but certainly not Asia! NO, no! Not Asia! Sasuke forgot all about the grudge because he was smart enough to figure out that when Kagome apologized to Asia, she was also apologizing to him. So he just left it.

Asia told them that she wasn't a ninja, so they decided to train her. She gladly accepted. Everyone told her that they could begin the training tomorrow. They would all take shifts so they could all still train for the chuunin exams.

OK. Yes. A very short chapter, I know. Please don't hurt me! My hand's already hurt!

Ok, I'm too lazy to right anymore today. I'll probably update tomorrow, that's a promise. But I will not promise that I'll write more than one chapter. I'm really sorry you guys!

R&R if you want an update!

K4g0me

I've given up on saying BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS. But….BEWARE THE EVIL CHICKENS OF TERROR! MWHUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Urusai – shut up

Usura tonkechi – Moron, blockhead, clumsy idiot, anything insultive.