Hola everyone! its me again. I ant really got much to say but here it is:

MANY THANKS TO Firestorm studios. He wrote this chpter.

Nope dont own nothing. just the ocs

At the Neverwas...

Roxas and Xenmas were currently hiding in a closet form our dear friend Kronos. Roxas, was pissed at Xenmas. For you see after running around the castle for atleast the second time Xenmas pointed out the fact that they could use a portal. after teleporting to a storage closet they were finally able to get some rest.

"I'm bored." Xenmas grumbled. "And tired."

"So what. Theres nothing I can do about it." Roxas glared.

"Why don't you tell me a story?" Xenmas begged.

"Are you 8 or 38?"

"Body or mind?" Xenmas countered Roxas' retort.

"Fine... Welll um... theres was one time a couple weeks ago...

Ixivio walked to the front door, and opened it to reveal Marluxia,wearing a girl scout uniform with a box of cookies.

"Oh, hey Marluxia," Ixivio said, rubbing his throbbing head. "I thought you were quitting the cookie selling business when you got married."

Marluxia held up a clipboard. "Actually, I have. This is to sign people up for the selling of cookies."

Roxas joined him. "Ixivio and I won last year... I'd sign up again. Lots of fun."

Marluxia smiled. "Right, but new rules say you have to have a team of 3 to enter."

At that point Zixovi walked up to them. "What's going- ARGH!" He yelled as Ixivio and Roxas grabbed him.

"See? We do have a team of 3!"

The Next Day...

"This SUCKS!" Zixovi roared to that tree on the other side of thecarpark. "I need some action!"

Unfortunately, at that moment Kronos walked up to them with Exisol/Exrin and Learith behind. "Well well well." He said, the three circling their bench. "If it aint these punks butting in in OUR cookie selling turf!" He held up a box labeled 'The Forgotten's quality old-time extra chewy cookies'

Roxas, Ixivio and Zixovi stood up. "That's the last straw, Kronos. This is OUR cookie selling turf!" He roared. Zixovi grinned evily, and summoned Heaven's Minute and Earth's Hour. Ixivio strapped some pink brass knuckles to his hands, and Roxas managed to pull out an old time flintlock rifle from nowhere.

"Roxas, where'd you get that?" Ixivio, asked, surprised.

"I stole it from Xigbar's collection."

The Forgotten presented their weapons, which included a baseball bat, a bow plus numerous arrows, and a hand grenade.

They were about to charge when they heard a yell. They turned to see Sora, Riku and Kairi approaching with the Kingdom Key, Way To Dawn and Flower Power Kairi's flowery Keyblade respectively.

"If you're gonna have a fight, don't forget team Protagonists with me, lead seller SORA!" he said, as he and his friends prepared themselves.

"You dirtbags came in 3rd place last year!" Kronos yelled to them as they took their place in a triangle.

"Yeah?" Sora asked, brandishing the Kingdom Key. "Well this year, we're gonna come first, 'cause there aint gonna be anyone else left!"

"ALRIGHT!" Zixovi roared. "LET'S DO THIS!"

"NOT SO FAST, HALF-BREEDS!" A voice yelled. The 3 warring clans turned to see Cloud Strife, Sephiroth and Squall Leonheart approaching with oversized Buster Sword, far-too-long Masmamune and hybrid Gunblade respectively. "THE FANTASY COOKIE TEAM IS TAKING A BREAK FROM IT'S SELLING DRIVE TO KICK SOME CLONE AND NOBODY ASS!"

But the 4 teams had no time to fight as they heard a high-pitched call for attention coming from Wal-Mart's second level. Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald came down the the stairs with Keyblade, Shield, and Staff.

"Bring it, bitches!" Mickey yelled in his highed pitched voice. "Disney Cookies is here! Let's show them the power of the King, Knight and Wizard, boys!"

"Well," Sephiroth said. "Looks like we got ourselves a multi-species slaughter."

As the 5 groups made a circle, Ixivio walked into the circle. "No rules. That's it." He said, and walked back to his group.

"BEGIN!" Ixivio yelled, Mickey Mouse made a loud war cry, and the 5 groups ran in to all out war.

"Ooooh! What happened?" Xenmas said wide eyed.

"Well-" Roxas began only to be stopped by the door bursting into several pieces.

"Aw c'mon!!!!" Xenmas groaned at Kronos. "He was just getting to the best part!!!"

"You wanna know who won?! You fkrs did! if that stupid fairy hadn't blown us up we woulda pwned your cheating arses!" Kronos roared.

Xenmas gave him the evil eye. "Thanks for ruining the story jerk!!!" the eight year old yelled as he opened a portall under Kronos. Kronos fell throught with a scream. "Come on." Xenmas said to a wide eyed Roxas. "Lets go get some Ice cream."

BBL asap thank you for the wait.