i'm back! sorry i couldn't update yesterday! i had junk to do and this wan't finished. so yeah... sorry if this tottaly sucks, i had a rough friken day at school these past days. it sucks.

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The trip had not been a very long one. At the beginning, it was horrible. One reason. Sakure was driving. She was possibly the worst driver on Earth. Kira, Hidan, and Kakuzu were holding onto those handles on the car for dear life. Then, thank God and Jashin-sama, Kira made Sakure pull over and they switched. Besides that, the trip was fine. Kira turned on the radio and everything was calm. Until that song came on. Then it was a living nightmare for Kakuzu.

'I love you
You love me
Were all one big family'

"Turn that fucking shit off!" Kakuzu yelled.

It was none other than the horrid Barney song! (run for our lives!) They tried to ignore it, but it was so unbearable!

"I'm trying! It won't friken turn off!" Kira screamed back.

Then, all of a sudden, the song stopped. They all thanked God, or Jashin-sama, and the next song came on. It was a new song by Nickelback. And of course, being in a car with a bunch of chorus students, excluding Kakuzu, they began to sing the lyrics. Kira new all of them, Sakure was practically mumbling the words, and Hidan only new the chorus. They jammed to this tune.

'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
Cause everyone wants to feel like someone care s
Someone to love with my life in their hands
Theres gotta be somebody for me like that
Cause nobody wants to do it on their own.
Everyone wants to know theyre not alone
Theres somebody else that feels the same somewhere
Theres gotta be somebody for me out there'

"Man I fucking love this song!" Hidan said.

Kakuzu wasn't paying that much attention. Once the hated song, Barney, turned off, he continued his 'oh so interesting' book.

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Like I said before, the ride was fine. They finnaly arrived after a couple of hours. They stepped out and saw a huge mansion. Hidan didn't know this, but apparently, Kira's big brother was a famous book writer.

Hidan flew out of the car. "Holy shit that's one huge motherfucking house!" He said.

Kira just shrugged. "You won't be stayin' in it. Your gonna' go over Kakuzu's house." she said.

"Hunh?" Hidan replied.

"Kakuzu's dad works with Koubi(her big brother)." Sakure explained.

Hidan looked dumbfounded. All he could say was 'wow'.

"But for the moment, we'll be here. 'Til Dad picks us up." Kakuzu added.

Kira opened the front door to her house. Hidan looked inside and could've sworn he'd gone to heaven. The house was huge! It had a giant staircase that led to the door. On it was a tall man. He had bright orange hair and it hung in his eyes. He wore a red shirt with black pants.

"Chiwassu Koubi-kun!" Kira and Sakure said in unison.

"Chiwassu Kure-kun and Ki-kun!" Koubi said back.

"What the fuck?" Hidan said to himself.

"They speak Japanese in their house. Koubi will talk normal to us though." Kakuzu explained.

Hidan watched Kira and Sakure get a hug from Koubi before he turned to them. He studied their appearences for a moment and happily walked over.

"It's very nice to meet you Hidan-san and Kakuzu-san." Koubi greeted. "Your father will be here shortly Kakuzu."

"Thank you." Kakuzu responded.

Hidan followed Kira, Sakure, and Kakuzu to another room. It had a Wii and a fake guitar.

"You know what Guitar Hero is?" Sakure asked.

"Um... no." He answered.

"Boy have you been liven' in a hole." Sakure responed.

She picked the fake guitar up and turned on the Wii. After clicking on a little panel on the screen and seeing many previews, they came to the main screen. Sakure pressed free play and picked a song. She got her fingers into ready position and began rocking.

It was so funny to watch Sakure play that guitar! She friken sucked at it! No wonder she deosn't play any instruments.

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It didn't take long for Kakuzu's dad to come. But, when Hidan met his dad, it seemed sort of awkward. He was tall, super tall. He looked almost like Kakuzu except his eyes were a dark brown. He sort of scared Hidan a bit. He just seemed to not be interested in Hidan. Hidan felt scared and offended all at the same time. It was weird.

"Hey! 'Kuzu, what's up with your fuckin' dad?" Hidan asked, sitting on Kakuzu's bed.

"My dad has a grudge against something I said back then. He also has a problem with my sexuality. Nothin' basically."

"What'd you say?"

"Told him I wasn't going to become a surgeon and he flipped."

"Wow, that sucks."

"Yup."

"What are you gonna' be then?"

"A lawyer."

"Cool."

"Liar."

"Shut the fuck up! At least you have your fuckin' future figured out! It sucks for me 'cause I have squat planned out."

"You have one thing planned out."

"I do?"

"... You'll be with me."

"... Guess that's fuckin' true." Hidan grinned and layed back to stare at the ceiling.

"Why didn't you want me to meet your dad?" Hidan asked.

"I didn't want him to be mean to you."

"Fuckin' seriously?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"... Baka."

"Hunh?"

"Japanese."

Hidan gave a glare and decided to smack Kakuzu. He presumed he was insulting him and wanted to make a come back.

"Fakaa."

"I understood that, baka."

"Quit calling me a fuckin' baka and I'll quit callin' you a fakaa."

"... Fine."

Hidan grinned again and gave Kakuzu a swift kiss on the cheek. He heard his stomach grumble and turned towards Kakuzu. "When we gonna' eat?"

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"That was the best fuckin' meal I've had in along time!" Hidan said, rubbing his stomach.

He was currently sitting on the edge of Kakuzu's bed. He had a stomach ache at the time. Kakuzu sat down next to him. Kakuzu started to fidget and got into a postion where Hidan was inbetween his legs and Kakuzu was holding Hidan.

"Someone's horny!" Hidan joked.

"Fuck you." Kakuzu said, trying to make a comeback.

Bored, Kakuzu reached for the remote and turned on the comedy channel. His and Kira's favorite comedian was on, Jeff Dunham. (Yaye!) Jeff had his puppet Walter out at the time. They were answering questions from the audience. They were at the point where Walter was insulting a man named Mike

"We've got jokes for doctors, lawyers, and even trash coletors. But framing and dry-walling is not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks." Walter insulted.

Hidan and Kakuzu roared with laughter. "That joke was fuckin' hilarious!" Kakuzu waved a hand that gestured they should continue to watch.

"It was Nick right?" Walter asked.

"Yeah." the person responded.

"Nick and Mike, Mike and Nick... Dumbasses."

Hidan and Kakuzu fell into laughter once more.

"Would you be nice to the crowd?" Jeff asked

"I don't give a damn..." Walter responded.

Once more, laughter came from their mouths.

Walter made a face to the crowd.

"Alright, now some of the folks signed these and some of 'em didn't" Jeff said, reffering to the questions the crowd asked.

"I don't give a damn..." Walter said.

"Alright, where is uh... Valerie uh... what is that?" Jeff said, letting Walter see the card.

"Renu, Renee, Rene, Remne, Remse? Valerie, where are ya'?"

A random person raises their hand.

"It says, Dear Walter, how do you take off 10 years to look younger?" Jeff read.

"Oh me? Johnson's water seal." Walter said.

"Holy crap that's funny!" Hidan laughed.

"Time for bed." Kakuzu's dad yelled.

"We'll watch more tommorow on Youtube." Kakuzu said.

"M'kay."

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pleaz R&R