Idea for this chapter from Simonana. Arigato~!
America left England's house, mumbling something about Davy Jones. France shut the door, relieved to have only himself, Japan, and Engl—Luffy in the house.
Until the doorbell rang again.
France opened the door to find Germany and Spain standing at the door and looking stern with their arms crossed, while Italy and Romano poked their heads out behind them.
"Guten tag. Is England here at the moment?"
"Ah… non. I am… house-sitting. May I take a message?" asked France, holding the door closed enough to only let his head through.
"Hey blond guy! What's going on?"
France mentally face-palmed himself.
"What was that?" said Spain curiously, trying to see past France.
"Nothing."
"Anyway," said Germany, clearing his throat, "I believe that England owes these two an apology for scaring the wits out of them the other day."
"Oui, I will let him know when he's come back..." France smiled at the Italy twins and started to close the door, only to have it fly open as Luffy/England ran out and plowed into Germany.
Japan ran out right behind him. "Gomen… I tried to stop him…"
"Eek!" shrieked Italy, hiding behind Romano.
"Bastard! Don't hide behind me!" yelled Romano, trying to hide behind Italy.
Germany sat up slowly.
"What… the hell?"
"So," said Germany, setting down his tea, "to sum it up, England was doing his… magic… but he made a mistake, so now he's 'out of his mind', and it will take a week, at most, to get him back to normal?"
"Oui."
"I see."
Italy laughed. "I like this England! He's not scary! Hey, do you want me to make you some pasta?" He pulled out some dried spaghetti from his pocket, which, to the amazement of the others, was unbroken.
"Pasta? Sounds good!"
"Ve~!"
Twenty minutes later, Luffy/England was slurping down a simple spaghetti meal with olive oil and cheese. "This is really good, happy guy!"
"I'm glad you like it~!"
Spain smiled at the scene, then turned to France and Japan. "Is there anything we can do to help?"
"Non, I think that Japan and I will be able to handle it. Japan?"
"Hai."
"Ah, alright then. It's getting late, so we should head home. Come on, Romano! I'll make you tomato soup!"
"Tomato soup? That sounds wonder—I mean, don't do that, tomato bastard! I can make it myself!"
The four left with Italy and Luffy excitedly waving goodbye to each other.
"Bye, happy guy!"
"Bye, Fun England!"
Haha, I suck. Sorry for short chappy, I couldn't get motivated - *legs are shot off by gun-bearing readers*