Me: Well, we have less questions today. Guys, we're once again doing a short episode. Remember…. On short episode days we don't get ribs!
And here's our segments for today:
Humorous beginning
Live Cameras inc.
Communicam
Questions
Humorous ending
Sprx: Yeah. I hate this…
Nova: Get over it, Sparky.
Brambleclaw: We have another Warriors OC, Nightkit/paw/flower of MoonClan/ThunderClan!
Nightkit/paw/flower: Just call me Night.
Brambleclaw: Okay, Night.
Leafpool: Well, can we add humor?
Me: Sure. Let's watch Percy go to the bathroom with the help of Live Cameras inc.!
Percy: AAH… that feels good… I don't want anchovies… lalalalalla!
Annabeth: Okay, this is entertaining.
Night: How is this funny?
Percy: I love BARNEY AND UNICORNS! POOP IS MY LOVE, OH…
Squirrelflight: This is so perverted.
Sprx: No, this is perverted and funny. I'm just perverted.
Nova: Good Sparky! FETCH! (Throws dog bone, and Sprx runs after it)
Dusk: Is that a perfect Malcolm thing or what?
Nova: Don't mention his name!
Person: Where did Ariele go?
Me: I got her a ticket to Greece. She's enjoying a Greek trip on a cruise.
Director: Going to live communicam.
Me: Hey there, Ariele! You're on the air… wait, what are you doing?
Ariele: (Stuffing a hotdog up an air vent) Nothing.
Brambleclaw: No, I'm pretty sure twoleg food doesn't belong up there.
Me: It doesn't…
Night: What a random day.
Nova: Yes, what a random day. Well, time to-
Ariele: (Stuffing underwear up an air vent)
Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO CHOKE YOURSELF?!
Ariele: No. This is a cabinet, right?
Brambleclaw: Didn't she just try to put that twoleg-
Thalia: Yes… what happened to her?
Me: I have no idea… shut down communicam.
BEEP.
BEEP.
BEEP….
Random person: A fire's at the front of the studio!
Me: Has anyone called the fire department?!
Person: I have, but the nearest station is in Africa!
Me: WHAT?!
Person: They had vacation booked today.
Me: Tell the truth before the audience and US are burned to an animated crisp!
Person: Fine… they won't be here for another ten minutes. We need to evacuate before the fire spreads to the main studio area… and all people and characters in the front have been evacuated… they'll send another warning group to us soon. We have to go… now!
Me: I bet this never happened before in fan fiction history.
Nova: Trust me… it hasn't. LET'S MOVE!
(Everyone leaves, running to the Super Robot and crowding inside command center.)
Antauri: We'll move a bit further away, since the robot is in the parking lot, not far from where the fire is already spreading. (He turns on the screen, and the fire is burning the building down before our eyes… and the parking lot is already burning… impossible… right?)
Me: Okay, we're safe now… let's do the questions. Dusk?
Dusk: This one's for Chiro.
Chiro, how do you feel now after my counterpart slammed you to death with a bat?
Chiro: I feel pain, thanks to you, DUSKY.
Dusk: (Growls)
Me: Well, that went… well.
Night: I hope this isn't a violent show.
Sprx: It isn't.
Me: Do you need medicine cat help, a hospital, or Gibson to look after or check your wounds?
Chiro: Not really… ow.
Nova: Chiro… admit it.
Sprx: Kid, reveal the pain.
Annabeth: Wait… isn't Percy still in the building?!
Me: OMG! Is he? Check!
Thalia: Obviously, we CAN'T!
Person: Isn't he good with water?
Me: He's not good with FIRE!
Nova: Either he's gone, or he'll magically appear and we cry with joy.
Onestar: That always happens.
Sprx: Really, there's no other option besides those two.
Me: Okay.. We'll pray for him. Next one, please.
Dusk: This one's for Antauri.
Antauri, would you rather eat raw meat, or abandon the lovely fluffy goodness of cotton candy?Antauri: I would abandon cotton candy… I will NEVER eat meat.
Me: Ouch, 'Tauri.
Sprx: MEAT RULES THE WORLD!
Nova: Sprx… (Smacks him)
Night: Okay, this is quite the question.
Me: Next one, please.
Dusk: This is for Gibson, which happens to also be food related.
Gibson, would you rather chew uneatable popcorn or drink decaffeinated coffee? (I have proof you love coffee!...somewhere...)
Gibson: Coffee, please. I refuse to-
Me: Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Gibson: Ahem.
Night: Can we move faster?
Brambleclaw: I also have a fan club now, filled with fan she-cats!
Squirrelflight: HE'S MINE, YOU FURBALLS!
Spottedpath: Oh, well, girls, get out.
She-cat fan club: (Leaves)
Spottedpath: I HAVE MADE AN TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
Me: Next and last one please.
Dusk: This is for Otto.
Otto, can my counterpart glomp you? You're so AWESOME!
Otto: What does GLOMP mean?
Me: Don't ask me.
Nova: I have no idea.
Annabeth: (Throws up)
Firestar: …
Me: Well, we have that one delayed. See you next time!