A.N- I do not own twilight or any of its characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
By: crazy-dreamz :)
Bella's POV:
We were in front the Pet shop and were paying for the dog. Emmett's dog was light brown in colour and really yappy.
"-and that would be $500.99" A girl with straightened brown hair said in a flirty tone. Edward handed over the money and took the receipt. With the receipt, was the girl's phone number. Edward glared at the girl and walked away.
"-and he scored!" Jasper snickered.
"Her thoughts were utterly disturbing. I need to shower." Edward said in revulsion.
Emmett was going to look for Rosalie and Alice while Jasper stayed with us. I suddenly felt so mad at Edward. He was listening to the girl's thoughts?
"When you said her thoughts were disturbing Edward, Why were you listening to them in the first place?" I inquired.
"It's quite hard not to listen to her thoughts, Bella." He said while pointing to his forehead.
"Well, you can ignore when guys think of me in that way but you can't ignore when women think of you in that way?" I challenged. Edward looked a little wary.
"Well…I….I mean-"
"-SO you were listening to her thoughts?" I said in a surprised voice.
"Like I said, I can't not-"
"You know you might as well go up to her and make-out with her!" I said, outraged. Jasper was staring at Edward with a humor in his eyes.
"Why are you so defensive? I only love you!" Edward said with wide eyes.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME JELEOUS?" I screeched.
"Jasper! What are you doing to her?" Edward said through his teeth.
"You always blame the quiet guy, don't you? I'm just standing here minding my own business-" Jasper said in an innocent voice.
"You like her, don't you? You think she is pretty!" I said while jabbing his chest.
"JASPER! Stop it right now, you idiot!" Edward shouted.
"I am soo sick of you! You know what? I am sick of guys like you!" I yelled.
"Jasper, Stop!" Edward yelled.
"I have stopped! It's her now…" Jasper said in a fearful voice.
"Get a life!" I yelled before sprinting to the elevator.
Edward POV:
Bella bolted into the elevator to the next level. There are three levels and more than 2000 shops in the whole shopping centre. How the hell am I going to find her?
"I am so going to kick your ass after we find Bella." I shouted at Jasper.
"I only did it for a minute, man!" He retorted defensively.
I pinched the bridge of my nose and took two deep, unnecessary breaths.
"Ok. We will go to the top level where the elevator was heading, you search the left side of the mall and I search the right." I instructed.
"Ok."
"Does your mobile work?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"Ok, let's go."
Jasper mockingly saluted me and headed to the left.
I started searching through the mall. I passed about thirteen clothes stores, two electronic superstores, a music store and a book store but still no Bella. Maybe she was looking for Alice in one of the clothes stores? I decided to enter female territory. I looked at the sign which read: Everyday. The shop was full of typical female tops, dresses, skirts, bags and shorts. I stepped inside and immediately felt suspicious. Two women slowly turned in my direction and glared at me. I slowly backed away and went back outside. I felt as if something had changed and then I suddenly noticed that most of the girls had disappeared.
I started to walk a bit more quickly. I went past a sports shop and stopped as I saw the sight. The shop was…empty. There were no gangly guys browsing through the weights, no twelve year old kids looking at the soccer balls or basketballs, no gym junkies talking about their abs and no middle-age men looking at the treadmills. In fact, none of the male species were in the store. Something is wrong….something is truly wrong.
I cautiously moved through the store until I heard a muffled groan. I moved closer to the sound and stood in a defensive crouch. I opened the staff room door only to find three teenage guys tied up in ropes, faces covered in makeup and nails painted a hot pink.
"Oh my god." I whispered to myself.
I crouched over one of the guys and ripped the tape off from his mouth. He cried out in agony.
"What happened to you?" I said quietly, trying to hide my horror.
"Th-th-the chicks. Th-they went ballistic." He said in a shaky voice.
"What did they do?"
"They de-manatized me." The guy started sobbing.
"Where did they all go?" I asked desperately.
"I don't know…" They guy said.
"Crap…" I whispered
"Can you please untie me?" The guy pointed out.
"Right, yeah. Sorry."
I untied the three guys and helped them up.
"Do you guys have a mobile?" I asked them in a rush.
"Yep." The guys nodded.
"Ok. When I call you, pick it up and meet me where I say, ok? If you want to live to see your grandchildren do what I say. Agree?"
They all nodded seriously. "You are one brave dude, my brother." The guys said with deep honor.
"Ahhhh……right. Just do what I say and everything will be alright." I said before rushing out into the walkway. Most of the guys were gone by now, but there were a few left.
"PSSST! Meet me at no more chips." I whispered really loudly.
It's a good thing that I have learnt how to speak the ancient language of manly men. 'Meet me at no more chips' means meet me at the sports shop.
All the men innocently walked into the sports shop and entered the staff room. They all huddled into the cramped space wearing fearful expressions.
"What is happening? I knew we were going to die the moment we stepped into the shop. I still haven't eaten anything!" Everyone was whispering anxiously.
"Ok everyone, calm down." I tried to say gently.
"Where are all the women? What are they going to do to us??" The volume started to get louder.
"Have you checked the sports shop?"
"Yeah. They were terrified."
Crap…..the women.
"SHUT UP! THE WOMEN ARE PASSING!" I whisper-yelled.
Silence.
"Did you hear that, Stacy?"
"Hear what?"
"Men's voices."
"I think you just want to hear those voices so that you can kick their butts, Rach."
"Maybe…"
"Come on, let's go."
I heard their footsteps slowly fade away.
"Alright men. I am calling code CPW. For anyone that does not know what that means, CPW stands for 'Crazy PMSing Women.' Problem now is that every female in the shop is going ballistic and for anyone that doesn't know, this can be very dangerous." I explained.
"Ok. Anyone that has a mobile put your hand up." I said.
Thirteen people put their hands up and there were about fifteen people.
"Right. Everyone put their phones on vibrate." The guys from the sports shop instructed. I nodded.
"Everyone must be quiet. You all have to stay here until I call you. Everyone must have a partner that you will stay with. I will find out what is happening. Be safe men." I instructed. They all nodded with solemn faces.
Oh…no. jasper and Emmett.
Crap…
I picked up my mobile and dialed Jasper's number first.
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
"Pick up. Pick up."
Ring-ring. Ring-ring.
What happens if they have captured him?
Ring-ring. Ring-RI-"Edward! Women….they have gone MAD!"
Phew.
"I know jasper. Where are you?"
"I'm near the sports shop. It's really freaky, there is no-one out here."
"Ok that is fantastic! Ok, I'm in the sports shop. Meet me in there and I will explain what is happening. Hurry UP!" I whisper-yelled into the phone. Five seconds later, Jasper was in the room with us. I don't know what came over me but I went and gave my pretend brother a bone-crushing hug.
"E-Edward? What happened?" Jasper said awkwardly.
The men's eyes were huge. Oh…..God. What did I just do?
"Are you guys….ahhh….together?" One of the teenage boys asked.
"NO!" Jasper and I yelled at the same time.
" We're just brothers. That's all." I choked out.
The people relaxed.
"Where is Emmett?" I asked jasper.
"He could be anywhere…." Jasper sighed.
"Crap."
"Yep." Jasper agreed.
"Well we need to find out what is happening. Come on Jasper." I tried to pick up every shred of bravery I had but facing crazy women is just a pure nightmare.
"Farewell, brave men." The group said.
"Until later." Jasper said.
"Let's go."
What did you think? Slightly random but I hope you will like it anyway. Thanks to all reviewers :)