A/N: Sorry this took so long. My parents were in Florida and the people I was staying with only had one computer….hope you like it

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Here I was, squeezed in between two complete lovebirds, on a flight to Scotland. What was wrong with this picture? So many freaking things. First of all, my brother has fallen for Sammy Keyes. Okay, that's just messed up.

I mean whatever, pathetic crushes I can take, but in…love? That's just weird. Messed up. I would probably be thinking up plans to break up, if I didn't already have the best thing I could imagine.

I saw Casey squirm awkwardly beside me, out of the corner of my eye. I chuckled and both he and Sammy looked away. Casey to the stupid movie they were playing and Sammy to the window. I laughed again.

Man! When Lana and my dad got wind of this…they were screwed. Majorly. I smiled and settled back in my seat for some crosswords. 3. Ben A's little bro.

I thought about it. Hm…. Then I laughed hysterically. I couldn't help it. Everyone around me looked at me like I was the weirdo here. Some people told me to shut up. I saw Sammy and Casey…..haha…..give each other a weird grin.

When I finally stopped I wrote then answer into three down. Then I passed it to my brother, who was still looking at me. I saw his face fall slightly, and then he gave me the funniest scowl and threw it back at me. I heard Sammy gasp sort of. After all, Casey wasn't a very violent person.

I looked back at my crossword. There was his name interlocking with two across. CASEY and FALSEHOOD.

This can only get better.

About three hours into the flight I really had to go to the bathroom. I didn't want to leave the…lovesick patients at all, but I had no other choice. So I got up with as much dignity I could muster (with my legs half asleep) and walked to the end of the plane. I waited for a good twenty minutes for the stupid woman in front of me to hurry into the stall. I kept looking back at my seat, trying to see whether my brother and….eww, sister-in-law……where doing anything suspicious, but there was this tall guy behind me in the way. And behind him a cute boy about my age…

Finally the line surged forward and it was my turn. I got into the bathroom, and lucky me. The one time there's turbulence in the entire flight, and I'm in the bathroom. How predictable.

When I got out the cute guy wasn't there anymore, and there were some ladies in long skirts passing out drinks. I ducked behind one of them and tried to wait patiently while she moved, as I kept my eyes on the little couple three seats away.

They were clearly talking. Casey was leaning across to The Weird One's ear and she was nodding and all that junk. Then she'd turn and whisper in his ear. They did that about four times before the lady with the drinks had passed by, so I was finally directly beside Casey, just waiting for him to get up and let me in.

But he didn't notice me. And just when I was about to flick him on the head he did something that made my heart and brain freeze. He kissed Sammy.

Okay…ew! This was a thousand times worse than any nightmare I'd ever had. In my nightmares I was always across the lunchroom, or salad bar, or gigantic chess match from them. And here they were, like not even two feet away from me, practically making out. When I got my voice back, I cleared it. So loud that the cute twins, I noticed on the way in, put their Harry Potter books down and shushed me.

Okay, so I'm not wasting my time on them anymore.

Casey and Sammy sprung apart and I glared. I have to say I was expecting fear. Terror. I was picturing them begging me not to go tell Lana and Warren right now. But they weren't showing fear. Or terror. Both of their faces looked…neutral. Well, not really. Sammy looked sort of happy, (from kissing my…ew, terrible thoughts) and Casey almost pissed off. Probably cause I broke them up.

Now I was pissed off. He still hadn't moved, and my dignity was lost cause out of the corner of my eye I saw that cute kid flirting with one of the waitresses.

So I put my nose up into the air and snarled, "Excuse me, you pathetic excuse for a brother.

He got up and then laughed as I tripped into my seat. I glared at him, smiling at Sammy.

The movie was over and beside me Sammy was reading 'Lord Loss' by Darren Shan. I looked at my other side and saw Casey asleep.

I'll be serious and say that this was my favourite part of my brother. How he slept. He didn't snore loudly or drool, but his mouth was always partly open and his breath sounded like a faint snore. I remember when I was little, and we shared a room; I would wake up in the middle of the night just to watch him sleep. He looked so peaceful. More times than many I fell asleep in his bed. He never used to get mad at me.

Actually I don't remember when I started hating my brother. I used to love him to pieces, he knew that. When his friends were over I'd follow him like a lost puppy before he finally laughed and let me join in.

I looked away from Casey peaceful sleep and smiled kind of. He can date whoever he wants! I'll always be happy for him. How could I not want love for my brother?

Then I heard a laugh behind me and I saw Sammy looking at Casey with shining, adoring eyes. I scowled and my world came spinning back in place.

Oh right, that's how.