Theme: Humour
Pairing: Sam/Jake
Rating: T
A/N: This one will be formatted a little bit differently, as it is supposed to look like drunk text messages from Jake to Sam. Because of the drinking this drabble is set roughly five years in the future, and Sam and Jake are not dating
Jake 21:09
I hate Darrel. This place sucks. At least the beer is cheap. What are you doing?
Jake 21:46
Did I mention how cheap this beer is? I've been able to have like five already
Jake 22: 32
Sam I really like your hair, it's really pretty just so you know. I like redheaded gingers
Jake 22: 34
Heeeeey are you doing anything? cause you should join us
Jake 23:05
What r u doing? Also my fingers are 2 big 2 text u now so i have to use a peanut from the bowl 2 do it
Jake 23:46
SAAAAAAM I miss U
Jake 00:02
WOuld U go Out with me? I really love u
Jake 00:03
Crap i Ment LIKE U ;ioj
Jake 00:45
Sam, weould yyuo pels txt me badfck
Jake 01: 23
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Im os druning rigth now youyr shoulf d come wsiyj us nect tineg
Sam 08:35
Jake, thank you for keeping me up half the night with your texts. To answer your question, yes I will go out with you :)