What's up people! Did you miss me? No, no you didn't. Well whatever guys and girls because the chunin exam starts NOW!
Harem-
1)Fem Sasuke (Sayuri)
2)Fem Gaara(Gaia)
3)Narumi
4)Fem Kiba(Inuko)
5)Mei
6)Samui
7)Ino
8)Temari
9)Yugito
10)Yugao
11)Shizuka
12)Anko
13)Tsunade
14)Kushina
15)Fu
16)Shizune
17)Fem Kakashi(Kazumi)
18)Mikoto
19)Fem Itachi (Izumi)
20)Tayuya
21)Karin
22)Kin
23)Hana
24)Kurenai
25)Tsume
26)Fem-Haku
Ok I have done some thinking and have decided since I'm such a nice guy and several people have been asking (Plus her chest is HUGE). I'll throw you guys a bone and set up a poll for Hinata to be with Naruto. But know this, the poll is FINALE so if you really want her or not go fucking vote. Other than her there will be no more women in his harem since it already is MASSIVE. Oh and her personality will not be the shy girl you guys know but more like in alternate Hinata from that road to ninja.
And don't any of you even dare say that I'm bending over for my fans I'm just giving back to the readers.
One last thing- I challenge any of you out there to make a Naruto/Bamboo Blade crossover fanfiction. Naruto must be from his world, he can have chakra if you want or not but he must be awesome and one of or the strongest in the fanfiction. Harem and lemons are appreciated but not required. PM me if you choose to take it.
I do not own Naruto
Now on with the story!
The Chunin exams begin
Naruto jumped from roof to roof as he made his way through the village. In two days was the start of the chunnin exams and his team was in it. Hearing yelling he came to the familiar sight, Kankuro picking on Konohamaru. 'Really, this again?' Naruto thought as he jumped down from the roofs behind the Suna Shinobi.
"You know that picking of the Hokage's grandson could lead to problem between our villages." Naruto whispered into the cat-man's ear. The Suna ninja quickly paled as he dropped the kid. Temari on the other hand, couldn't help but blush.
'He's hot!' the blond thought as a faint blush dusted her cheeks.
"Good, now can you please tell me what this boy did that you a Shinobi would have to threaten him?" Naruto asked with am overly sweat smile as he leaked a bit of killer intent that caused a red-head watching from the trees to blush at the blood lust.
"I-I'm sorry sir, it was a misunderstanding." Kankuro said, raising his hands in defense from the blond who smirked at the puppet user's reaction.
Naruto smiled in satisfaction, turning to Temari, "Nice to meet you beautiful, may I know you name." He said to the fan user causing her entire face to go red.
"T-Temari" She said as she looked at the ground. The girl in tree glared down at the blond kunoichi who had gained the attention of the blond man.
"Nice to meet you Temari-chan." naruto said as he took her right hand and planted a kiss on it. He always did have a crush on the desert kunoichi in his world but never had time to ask her out. Turning to one of the trees near the road, "You can come out you know." Naruto said.
In a swirl of sand, a red haired beauty appeared before the three shinobi. She had dark red hair that reached her mid-back and parted on the left leaving the kanji for love exposed on her forehead with a bang framing her left side. Like Gaara, she had back lining around her eyes. Her emotionless emerald green which held a radiant beauty behind them buried behind all the pain she had lived through. She wore a black full body suit with t-shirt-like sleeves, ¾-length legs, and an open neck. With this, she wore a pink cloth over his right shoulder and the left side of her hips, and a wide leather band system over the left shoulder and right side of her hips. With this leather band, she carried around her gourd that contains her sand. She also wrapped her black forehead protector over the band. How ever what really got Naruto's eyes were her perky D-cups.
'Damn your Jiraiya!' naruto thought
"Kankuro, I thought I told you to not cause any commotion." The female Gaara said with a bit of killer intent and blood-lust. The puppet user tried to defend himself but only earned another blast of KI from the red haired jinchuriki silenced him. "Quite, or I'll kill you" she said in a dark tone. Turning to Naruto a nearly unnoticeable pink dusted her cheeks, "I apologize for my brother's foolish actions."
Naruto waved it off, "It's ok. But may I know your name." Naruto said with a kind smile which caused both the female Gaara and Temari to blush a bit darker.
"It's Gaia." She said in a neutral tone that betrayed no emotion.
Naruto grinned, "I'm Naruto Namikaze, current head of the Namikaze clan and genin of Konoha." Naruto said to the shock of the three sand shinobi in front of him. Naruto mentally smirked at their reaction. 'At least they didn't mistake me as the my father.' Naruto thought with a mental sigh of relief.
Gaia bowed lightly, "Nice to meet you Namikaze-san". While she wasn't one for formalities to someone she didn't know she knew that the the blond must have some political sway of he was a clan head.
Naruto sweat-dropped at this, "Please, Naruto is fine. Calling me that makes me feel old." Naruto said with a smile. He discretely placed a hand on his sword and formed the connection to Gaara in the afterlife, 'Yo Gaara are you there?' Naruto asked but made sure to block out any chance that Gaia had of entering the conversation since he didn't need an unknown know his secret.
"Yes I am Naruto, what is it?" Gaara asked the blond. He could almost feel the former Hokage's grin.
'I finally found your counter part and I have to say dude, she is HOT!' Naruto responded with a smirk as Gaara's irritation flowed from the sword.
"I thought I told you to never... never mind, you wouldn't listen anyways." Gaara said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose back in heaven. "Just take care of her." Gaara said as he cut the connection to avoid any further headache.
"We'll be leaving now." Gaia said as she motioned for her siblings to follow her. 'He was...cute' She thought to herself but hesitated a bit when the foreign word came to mind.
"Please, he'll just betray you like everyone else will. Remember that the you can only trust your mother."Shukaku said to her from her mind as he tried to devour as much of her sanity he could through the broken seal that placed on the girl. He could feel the power that the boy held and didn't want to give the blond the chance to suppress him.
'Yes mother' Gaia though back to the Bijuu who laughed like a maniac from her mind as he tried to crush all hope she had about finding someone who could understand her.
"Good, now get me some more blood. Mother demands."Shukaku said with a dark crackle.
Before Gaia could respond Naruto called out to her, "Hey want to hang out a bit tomorrow. I would love to get to know someone from a different village." Naruto said with a large grin. He would help her out as much as he can so that she doesn't go on a rampage like Gaara did all those years ago.
"Don't child! He'll just betray you just like that traitorous uncle did!"Shukaku roared as he desperately tried to convince her of rejecting the hand of friendship offered to her by bringing up one of the most painful moments of her life.
"No" Gaia said coldly as she walked away from the blond who frowned at the response. He knew he would have to do something about that dog Shukaku who was manipulating her from the inside.
Naruto's smile returned back at full force, "Ok then, see you at the chunnin exams." Naruto said as he walked away from the who looked back at him wondering the same thing.
'How did he know?'
Two days later
Naruto and his team walked into the academy building as they prepared to take the chunnin exams. Neither Sayuri or Narumi knew about the invasion since they were genin so Naruto couldn't tell them anything. His team stopped in front of a door.
"What is this!" Sayuri growled as she saw an illusion over the door showing the wrong number. "Drop the il..." She was cut of by Naruto who covered her mouth.
"Be quite Sa-chan, it was put there to weed out the weak and foolish" Naruto whispered as he pushed her along.
"Stop right there you three. We have taken the exams over ten times and still failed, what makes you think that academy fresh genin like you can." One of the two who stood in front of the door said.
Letting out a spike of KI to let them know just who he was. "Are you saying that the Namikaze head, Kyuubi jinchuriki, and the last loyal Uchiha aren't really." Naruto said as his Tengan flashed for a split second. Both guards paled as they realized just who they had insulted. Both quickly ran away, pushing a few genin out-of-the-way as they ran.
"I challenge you to a spar!" a boy with overly thick eyebrows and bowl hair cut wearing a green skin-tight jumpsuit and green leg warmers yelled as he pointed at Sayuri. Behind him both his teammates looked embarrassed.
"No" Naruto said in a firm tone.
"Who are you?" Sayuri asked.
"I'm Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast, Rock Lee!" He said as he did a nice guy pose. "Now I demand a spar from you Sayuir-chan" He said as he pointed at the Uchiha once again.
"I said no" Naruto said in a firm tone once again. In his world Sasuke had lost badly and in contributed to him turning to the path of evil.
"Oh your Yondaime-sama!." Rock Lee said as he 'realized' who he was talking to.
Naruto face faulted before glaring at the green wearing genin. "I am not Minato Namikaze! I am NARUTO Namikaze!" Naruto yelled at the boy who took a step back at the large about of KI (to him) that exploded from the blond.
"My apologies Naruto-kun" Lee said as he bowed before going on about he would run two hundred laps around the village if he ever forgot Naruto's name again.
"Whatever." Naruto said as he and his team entered the exam room.
The room was filled with chunnin hopefuls who upon seeing Naruto and his team decided to try to intimidate them with their KI which Naruto thought was pathetic, this however was put to an end when one of the shinobi from Iwas yelled out something that really pissed Naruto off.
"IT'S THE YONDAIME HOKAGE!" the shinobi yelled out which launched the whole room into an uproar of choas.
'REALLY!? An entire room of genin think that I'm my father!' Naruto thought as he released a bit of his killer intent which caused everyone in the room to pale. "I. Am. Not. Minato. Namikaze." Naruto said through gritted teeth. Seeing the state of everyone in the room caused Naruto to sweat-drop."This is going to be easy." Naruto said as he and his team followed by team 9 walked into the room. The other Konoha team was shocked to see the power that Naruto had. To be able to bring down a room of ninja even if they were genin was an achievement considering he was also a genin.
"Naru-kun!" Naruto heard from behind as Ino ran and jumped into his arms. Naruto had decided to take her as one of his official girl friends after the mission to Nami no Kuni. Ino quickly claimed his lips, leading into a quick make out session.
"He's not all yours you know." Inuko's voice said from the door as she and her team entered the room. Behind her was Shino and Hinata. Now one would expect that Hinata would still be the shy but kind girl she was always right? Wrong, in this world she was a significantly colder and much more confident Hyuuga like most of her family. He had found that without someone to look up to as a role model she ended up breaking down.
"Quite mutt." Hinata said as she walked past her teammates and up to Narumi. A faint blush dusted her cheeks, "Narumi-chan, would you like to come over to the Hyuuga compound after this exam is over to have a little...fun." The hyuuga heiress said to the blond Namikaze.
"Hinata-san I already told you that I'm in a relationship already and I don't play for that team!" Narumi cried out. The Hyuuga heiress had been trying to get her to agree to go out with her since the academy but she had told her time and time again that she was in love with someone else.
The Hyuuga activated her byakugan and glared at Naruto. "I will have her one day." She said before storming off.
Naruto sweat dropped as at the Hinata's behavior. He knew that she was still loyal to the village and had a heart deep inside as shown for her love of Narumi.
"You guys should learn to be quite yo..." A silver-haired genin from Konoha that Naruto knew all to well. He wasn't able to finish his sentence as Naruto planted his fist into his gut.
"Shut it snake." Naruto growled as he tossed him towards the man's teammates. Everyone looked at Naruto in shock but decided not to say anything in fear that they would suffer the same fate the the glasses wearing genin. Naruto would have killed him but that would have alerted Orochimaru to their plans to take him out.
"All right no more fighting!" A voice boomed out as Ibiki Morino. A large man wearing a black trench coat and bandanna style forehead protector ordered. "Any more fighting and you'll be disqualified." The T&I expert threatened.
Naruto looked at Ibiki and nodded. Walking over to his seat he found himself between the pissed of Hinata who was glaring at him for stealing the girl she wanted and a Iwa shinobi who was glaring at him for being related and looking like the Yondaime who had decimated their forces several years ago.
"The first exam is a written exam. You have one hour to answer the nine questions given to you and one more at the end. If you are caught cheating you will lose two points of your total score the first time, four the second and six the last time which will be an instant failure. If your score is less then one when the exam ended then you and your teammates are disqualified." Ibiki explained the rules of the test. They were a bit different from the time he took them but they were similar enough.
Naruto answered all the questions within a few minutes thanks to his amount of experience in the battle field. He looked around and decided to take a nap.
Our blond demonic hero was awoken by Ibiki telling everyone that there was ten minutes left and he would giving the finale question. "This finale question is different from the rest. If you want you can leave now and take the test again in six months." the scared special jonin said.
"Why would we quit? We already took the other questions?" Inuko asked the proctor.
Ibiki smirked, "Because if you get this question wrong then you will be barred from ever taking a chunnin exam in any country or village ever again." He said with a sadistic smirk as all the genin gasped at what he was implying would happen.
"But that's not fair!" Temari protested. "There are people here who have taken the exams several times before and they never had to do this stupid question!"
"Well your group was unfortunate enough to get me as the proctor so I make the rules. Now choose." And just like over half the teams quit including a team with a certain weak pinkete banshee who was glaring at her for quitting. Unlike last time Naruto didn't yell out that it was bull shit since he didn't have to worry about Sakura quitting.
After most of the teams left leaving only about twenty-three teams left. "Well then. All of you who remained... you pass." Ibiki said with a smirk at all the shocked faces he was receiving from the remaining genin. "In the shinobi world, you sometimes have to make hard decisions. In the field bad information could lead your team to their doom." He said as he removed his bandanna, showing everyone the burn scars and holes in his head. He put back on the bandanna and was about to continue when he was interrupted by something soing through the window.
In front of the room now was now what had just broken the window with a large banner behind her. The banner read: The Sexy and Single, Second exam Procter Anko MItarashi. The woman known as Anko had light brown, pupil-less eyes and violet hair which is styled in a short, spiky, fanned-ponytail. She wore a tan overcoat with a purple in-seam, which had a pocket on both sides, and complete with a fitted mesh body suit that stretches from her neck down to her thighs. She wore a dark orange mini-skirt, as well as a forehead protector, a small pendant that looks like a snake fang on a thick cord rather than a chain to prevent it from being easily torn off in combat, a wrist watch, and pale grey shin guards. She also wore a dark blue belt around her waist that connects to her skirt that has an appendage-like sash.
"Come on brats, I'm the second proctor Anko Mitarashi! Now let's get going." She said before seeing Naruto. Smirking she shunshined over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck from behind. "Oh Naruto-kun, you're in the exams?" She whispered into his ear. The two had a weird relationship. She would try to seduce him why he would do the same yet they weren't an official couple yet.
Naruto smiled, he had always found Anko's sadistic yet playful personality was always something that made a good day into a great day for him. "Yes I am Anko-chan, maybe after this I could take you to dinner?' Naruto asked with a charming smile.
"Oh you want to take little ol' me to dinner huh? We'll see" she said before shunshining back in front of the room.
"Anko you're early again" Ibiki said as he pushed his way through the banner. Anko looked extremely embarrassed.
"Who cares." She said as she turned to the large group. "Meet me in the forest of death in ten minuets you're out." She said before she jump out another window which cause Ibiki to sigh once again.
Well people there it is. Remember to vote on the poll.
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