a note 2 my haters:
You waste all this time trying to get to me,
But you are out of my mind,
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FUCK YOURSELFS IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HATE ON MY STORY. okay that is all. tyler is 4ever on my side. you can tare me apart with ur words all u want but you cant get me 2 stop.
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MY BABY
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MAKE AMARICA GRAT AGAIN!
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I woke up early and bright in the morning with the dim yellow sunshine flooding through the brightly colored panes of the stained glass windows. The silken white sheets were pooled around my pale smooth soft knees, which were hairless, because apollo had helped me shave yesterday during some sexy time 2gether. It was hot. I got up out of bed and realized Apollo was gone. I began 2 put on my clothes again, first my black lace lawnjerray of a black leather bra with lace all over it and the words PROPERTY OF TYLER R JOSEPH on the boobs, and then the metal thong with some lace on the edges and he word SUNDAY on it even though it was actually Tuesday. Then I put on my special harry potter gryffindor house socks, plus my croth-height black leather boots with sparkly black laces with tons of little tiny metal charms like the kinds they used to make for sketchers shoes when I was really little. Also a minidress with a giant frilly skirt thing that went halfway 2 my knees, and big frilly poofy stuff around my boobs, accenting them, with metal studs put on my arms and the lyrics 2 the entire song of stressed out written in my cleavage with a sharpie (Apollo had helped me). I also had on a silver tiara with the words PROPERTY OF APOLLO in it, plus a giant spiky necklace with hearts and flowers on it and a dog tag that said JOSEPHS SEXY BAe. I also had on 4 pairs of earrings and an eyebrow stud.
I wend in2 the other room.
A note writteno n thr wall said
THE CHAMBER HAS BEEN OPENED
jkjkjkjkjkjk
BAE I DECIDED 2 GO OUT ON A TRIP FOR 2DAY BAK 2 ALYMPUS WHERE THEY NEEDED ME 2 DO SOME GODLY SHT. ILL BE BAK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IM BRINGIN SOUVENIERS 2. A KEYCHAIN SHAPPED LIKE ZEUS HEAD OR SUMDING.
LOVE
APOLLO/TYLERJOSPEH
'RE THE TEAR IN MY HEART
I sobbed emoly but decided it would be ok because he was back soon. Plus it was sweet he was bringing me a keychain of zeup but a little fucked cause zeus was my dad but whatever.
I went 2 da kitchen and made eggs and barkon. Then I got dressed and went 2 class.
I was depressed that Apollo wasnt there but my phrends at the Aferdite table helped me feel begter.
Suddenly...a door flew open accidentally! Inside was...PERCY! He was riding Chiron but like in a literal way. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING SLUT?" i SCREamed juicily even tho I could barely see the scene, lol, cause one guy was curling my eyelashes while another was putting on eeyliner and mascara and some girl was blowing me. My hair I mean. lololol.
"OMG" Chiron relalzied people wee watchign and ran away. Percy was still plugged in2 his socket so he waas dragged 2 , it looked like he was being quartered like they did back in de old days when they were punshing stupid people.
I sat at my table as the Aferditz brushed and combed my hair then dyed it bright purple with some spray stuff.
The door ran back open. Chiron came back in. He was striaghgtening his weird horse pants as he crawled back into his wheelchair "Ahem" He was blushing, his rock-hard skin redding to the colour of catsup. "Never mind that, which just happened?" he said, standing by the smartboard. "'Twas an accident." "Nevermind." He opened the smartboard and started slipping through PowerPoint slides, with determination. of a workhorse. "Today we are...GOING ON A FIELDTRIP 2 OLYMPUS!"
The class cheered. We all got up from our desks but I had to be careful because my hair was in curlers from the Aferditzes, I walked my small narrow feet down the floor of the room and over the narrow metal threshold, out onto the cement sidewalk. My feet were bare, so I could feel the coldnessand dampness of the sidewalk under my small soft toes. We got onto the majik skool bus, because regular busses wouldnt cut it. I had 2 sit next to a random guy from Ares who was busy killing someone and dismembering ther guts. It was kinda gross. And the Aferditz guy from behind was still braiding my hair and putting in a weave. I curled down in my seat and tryed 2 facebook apollo but his facebook wuz LOCKED because hes a god and Im just a puny mere mortal. I was depressed so I started crying and the aferditz started applying black waterproof eye makeup to make me look depressed and sad.
The majik skool bus pulled up at Olympus and Chiron drove it into a parking spot and put like 500 drachmas in the meter. We opened the windows and got out of the bus then started walking up an enormous cobbled golden mahogany path. The path went up a huge motherfucking mountain. It took forever and lots o the Aferditzes died on the way up cuz they were to weak and they kept crying n fainting cause their stupid makeup was running. Finally we got there and realized there was a GIANT MOTHERFUCKING PALACE at the top of the hill "oh em gees" I gasped dramatically.
Th gates swing open all of their own will then we file in by 2s. I realize some guy is holding my hand so I wretch away screaming "REPE!" Becaus I don't want any1 thinking I'm cheating on my dear lover Apollo.
We go in2 the palace. It's relly motherfucking fancy inside ad white an covered with white gold with white chandeliers and white lace and white Persian cacausian carpets and white tigers and white peacocks Hehehehehehehhe COCKS an white stained glass "GOD" says Jerry "what ducking WHIT SUPREMRACISTS" l cockled loudly but then realized if I laughed to much at other guys jokes thy might think I was flirting and there was NO FCKING WAY I was gong
To cheat on my hubby apolo TYLES jodephisnan. So I put on a really sad face then we went into the throne room to see the gods.
In the hugest middle throne which was like 100 feet tall was...MY FATHER, ZEUS! He was looking ornery and hairy with blood dripping out his nose onto his enormous white beard, he had a razor and a credit card and some evil powdered sugar of doom in his hands plus his cape was charging in the wall behind him and there was a pot grinder on the floor in front of him full of the ground up BAD STUFF. "Put that away" said Chiron "you're doing a bad example on te children"
"Put THAT away" said Zeus looking at Xhirons dick which was out because he wasn't in the wheelchair because he had taken it off to drive. "TOURE re one doing te bad influence"
Chiron folded up his dick and put it away and Zeus put away his vape and all the drugs.
I stared in awe of my father finally I was able to pull my eyes away and look at the gods next to him. There was Poseidon who was wearing a thong speedo and flip flops. He was wearing a necklace made out of a shark. He had a fishing pole and he was fishing through a hole in the floor. I could see clouds seething below the hole. Dark and onimous. He pulled back the fishing line and in came te body of a mortal. He began tearing off the flesh and eating it.
Next to Poseidon was an empty chair "who sits there" said Kerry and I began to inexplicably laugh. I had 2 stop myself so people wouldn't think I was cheating on my boi Apollo.
"That's where Hades sits" said Chiron. "He's too busy simmering away in hell to be with us right now."
"Mmmkay"
Next to hades chair was another throne that was also empty.
"What's that one?" Asked Kerry inquisitively. I gigglesnorted.
"That one is Diknysuss. You all know who Dionysus is. He's too busy being banned from the Olympics to be here with us right now. He is probably getting drunk and fucking tree nymphs right now so he can have little baby pine cones."
The one next to that was Arse. He was busily tearing off the head of his opponent, using only his teeth. He was so covered in lots of weapons that I couldn't even see his body. The fact was he looked like a fucking murderius gangster.
Next to him was apollos empty chair. I felt my heart skip a beat.
-skip skip skip skip skip a beat
Next to that was herpes throne. Herpes was holding his snake stick thingy. His 3rd snake was covered in cancers and stds. His rock hard abs were growing what looked like a snowy green moss. He had flying reeboks with snapping white teeth that were taking chunks of flesh out of the ankles of ares corpse. His hair was in a fine blond manbun. He also had on preppy Hermes brand clothes and like 600 Hermes handbags like the one my grandma has.
MY HEART SKIPPED SKIPPED SKIPPED A BEAT
SO cum on SPIN ME AROUND i DUNT WANNA GO HOE
Grace dug her nails into her palms and bit her lips "h€rmes is so fucking hot and I was to FUCK HIS ASS"
I looked at her with absolute disgust "but he has herpes, as the name suggests"
"I would fuck him anyways" she said dispassionately, looking at his large fine ass beneath his expensive Hermes cloning. "a little herpes is worth a lotta dick." She began working off her clothing, desperate in her attempt to make incestual children with her god-uncle.
Next to Herpes throne was my mother Aphrodite. With a shock, I realized she was emenating pink smoke shaped like hearts and arrows, the arrows being shot through the hearts by smoky cupids. She had her hair curled up like some 70s housewife and her makeup was impeccably applied to her rock-hard cheeks. Her beautiful lips were glittering like Dorothy's hoes. Her tight little ass was small and attractive. And her breasts- I found my face growing red, like the color of artery blood, as I realized she was my MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER,and as a result, these thoughts of mine were extremely INTERCESTUAL1
A guy sytanding next to me got an intersection. I kicked him in the nuts and it quickly went away, looking embarrassed. "Sorry" he realized it was my mother and cowered.
"COWARD, YOU FUCK" I roared.
Then Apollo came in and stood next to me, protectively holding my small soft hands with his larger rock-hard ones. I took up his nuts between my knees protectively. "Hey babe"
Suddenly mom looked down on me "Hey Annie whose the babe" she said locking eyes with Apollo and wolf whistling like a dirty old man.
"Its my boyfriend"
"Well hello there sugarplum" she seduced, fluttering her pink-mascara-covered eyelashes as him and wolf howling like a dirty old man. "You're quite attractive"
He turned bright red and his knees began shaking. He started to get an erection, but I stabbed it back inside him. "That's my mom you stupid fuck" I said, but it was affectionately, sort of, as affectionately as you can get when your boyfriends metnatlly cheatng on you with your mom. T/hen I looked at my mom and said "THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU STUPID FUCK" She looked ashamed and looked down.
Stacy's mom, has got it going on...
But my name isn't Stacy...
"Mom if you ever lay a fucking hand on my boyfriend I'll turn you into a cannibal lecter skin suit" I roared then wrapped my rockh=hard arms protectively around Apollos rock hard countenance. I felt his elections coming back but I knew it was for me so I didnt mind. He was turned on by the fact that I was so strong and protective and possessively jelly of him. We started making out then he began biting my neck but someone coughed loudly and my mom said "Get a room!" and a room suddenly started to magically appear around us, it was the Srecret Power of Aferditz that she could make rooms when the kissing got to intense. I waved my hand and the room disappeared. We were back in Olympu.
Zeus stood up on his throne then nearly fell off so he sat back down looking embarrassed. "I hereby decklare a fucking meeting" he said.
The meeting began.
"You are all here 2 be initiated 2 olympus, lol," said Zeus, and suddenly I realized his credit card was back out and he was using it to make lines of cocaine on the back of his hand. He then snorted it in and it looked like he was making out with the back of his hand, lol, probably cause he wasnt getting any from any real women, or any hands not taintedd by drugs. Well. I suppose thats not true, because I existed. He got some from my mom, somehow, probably lots of ruffies and rape, or maybe she was just a slot.
"ok lol" said all the kids.
"1st u must all take your blood and throw it in this fountain" We all cut are hands wth a bunch of knives (AIDS AIDS AIDS) (Herpes was doing a slimy grin and smacking his aids covered dong with his hand) and threw in the blood like they did in divergent, except enstead of coals or water or whatever it was god blood. It started smoking. Ares exsanguinated the corpse and put the blood in, then lit his bloody corpse on fire then threw it in the fountain. He set the fountain on fire and burned it them it turned into a bunch of rock-hard ashes and then smoked softly. "Now everyone take up the ash and make it in2 a joint and smoke it. that will initititty you in2 the ceremony."
We made some joints and smoked them. Suddenly I felt different I felt...INITIATED!
Apollo touched my ham sexily. "Do you feel good?"
"I feel amazing"
Suddenyl a sluttly looking silver girl came in2 the room. She had some arrows and shit on her back and she was suggestively riding a wolf. "Apollo" she whispered with a suggestive lift of her eyebrows. "My love come 2 me" She suggestively flicked her tongue and touched her weenises. I could feel Apollo lurch next to me and his mini apollo was screaming in pure happiness.
"Apollo whats going on" I whispered confusedly.
"Oh that Artemis" he shrugged his rock hard shoulders and clenches his rock hard hand around my thigh and tries to hide his rock hard little apollo from me. "Shes just a friend"
"A friend oh a FIREND?" I laughed sadistically "N/o way in fUCKING HELL!:"
Suddenly I realized Artemis was standing next to us and sucking his popsicle. "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL SHIT BEEP MOTHERFUCKING TWAT LOQUACIOUS BLEEP ASSHOLE BEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP CASTLE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT BEEEEEEEP MICKEY MOUSE BEEEP CHICKEN SHIT BEEEEP RAT TONSILS BEEP OCHOLOCKNEE BEEEP ASSHOLE BEEEP WEENER BEEP ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP COKSUCKER BEEEEP PEPSI GIZZING WHORE BEEEEP CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG BEEP ORTHIDONTIST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SHITHEAD FUCKBOY BEEEP DICKWEINER BEEEEEEP SON OF A BEEEEEEEEEPING BEEP BEEP ON A BEEPING BEEP CRACKWHORE BEEP IN A CASTLE FAR FAR AWAY INSIDE A BEEPING BEEEEEEEEP RABBIT BEEEEEEP BACKWARDS BASEBALL HAT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP FISHKOOK BEEEEEEEEP VAGINA?" I began ripping her hands away from apollos vagina but she was holding on to tightly.
"APOLLO IS MINE" she fucked angrily.
"APOLLO?" I screamed with the lividity of 1,000 hell bees.
"ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR" he cried sadly but I was already running from the room.
FUCK.
MY.
LIVE.