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I watched Black and Potter walk away. Hmm…Sirius has a nice ass I'd like to-WHOA! No! Do not think things like that! He is the villain. The enemy. The target. Bad Samantha.

"Uh, Lily? I think I'm gonna go get some sleep, since we're apparently gonna be out late tonight."

"Yeah, I think I will too."

We trudged up the stairs and fell onto our beds. I was asleep in seconds.

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I as awoken by the sound of whispering, I peeked up through my lashes and saw Miley and Gina. Their backs was towards me, facing Lily. Okay, that's a little creepy…

Gina raised her wand and I acted on instinct, I yelled, in a very manly voice, "NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH!" and threw myself at her, making her fall to the ground.

Miley freaked and ran out of the room. Lily shot up in bed, her wand pointed towards Gina, who I was sitting on top of, and I had in a head lock.

"What the hell is going on?" Lily asked in a groggy voice.

"I heard some whispering and I opened my eyes to find her and Miley standing over you, looking like a couple of creepers. She raised her wand above you and I attacked."

She smiled, "Ahh, what a good little guard dog."

I gave her a sarcastic grin and turned towards the crazy lady, "Gina, I suggest you get out of here and if I EVER see your ugly ass face EVER again, I will have a hungry beaver gnaw off each of your fingers, one by one. Then I shall throw you into a tank of starving sharks and let them rip you into little itty bitty pieces. And Lily and I will stand by the tank, watching you get eaten, laughing our asses off. Now leave."

I stood up and she flew through the door, crying.

I turned back to a smiling Lily, "Is it lunch time yet?"

She looked at her watch, "Uh, no. It's dinner time."

"Oh…well can we go to Dinner then?"

She gave an exasperated "Yes." and got out of bed.

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Mmmmmm, chicken pie, yum yum yum.

Chicken Pie is just so good, don't you agree? James agrees… at least I think he does. He looks very absorbed with his and his eyes are kinda glowing, like he's found his one true love. AND NO HE IS NOT LOOKING AT LILY, she told him to quit doing that, HE IS LOOKING AT THE PIE.

Remus is sitting to my right, Lily to my left, Sirius to my front, and James to my left/front.

I started humming to myself as I ate. Sirius was looking at me. And Remus kept looking up from the book he was reading. I know! Who reads at dinner?! That's just crazy…

Lily, recognizing the tune started humming along with me. And soon the words escaped and we sang.

"Do you know what it feels like, loving someone, that's in a rush to throw you away? Do you know? Do you know? Do you? Do you know what it feels like to be the last one To know the lock on the door has- Marshall!"

Marshall my brothers, phoenix, just flew over the Ravenclaw table. Everyone was looking at him. He came over and landed between Lily and I on the bench. He had a note in his beak.

I sighed, "Leave it to Shane," I murmured.

He just has to use the most conspicuous thing to send a letter. Typical.

I read it aloud,

"Dear Samantha and Lily,

Hello! Stephen and I are having a party in honor of you two finally leaving. Although no Strippers will be aloud to come, seeing as Stephen is only interested in seeing Karen naked. I'm sure some drunk dudes are gonna crash in your room Samantha. Sorry but, friends don't let friends apparate drunk…or fly drunk… I think a few of the guests might even be driving. Oh yeah, and that car that you drove? Well I had to get it washed, so you owe me some mullah little lady. Umm, oh yeah. Mom found out that I'm in Italy. Don't ask how, I don't even know. Your friend, Rachel…, well she sent me a letter yesterday saying how mom was seriously pissed that I wasn't in England with you. So be prepared.

Not really missing you guys,

Shane

&

Stephen

P.S. You two need to come to back to Italy in a couple of months for your dress fitting thing for Stephens Wedding.

P.P.S Don't forget to get dates for the wedding too.

P.P.P.S Okay umm apparently Rachel broke up with her boyfriend, so I guess you two have to find her a blind date for the wedding.

P.P.P.P.S And bring your dates and Rachel's to the fitting, so they can get their suit sized."

James and Sirius were laughing.

"I…have…to meet…your…brother!" Sirius said in between laughs.

" 'Not really missing you guys' " James quoted.

Lily and I just stuck our tongues out at them.

"Better keep that in your mouth, Love, or I might bite it." Sirius told me.

I almost upchucked my delicious pie, "Barf." I murmured.

"Please, you would love it." He said with a smirk.

"Sirius, I wouldn't want your lips anywhere near me. Even if I were dying and needed the heimlich maneuver. And yes you can take that as, 'I would rather die than have you put those disease infested things on my mouth.'"

James was banging his hand on the table from laughing so hard. Remus just had a smile on and Lily had her face on her hands, silently laughing. Sirius just stared at me.

"Well fine then," He mumbled and returned to eating his ham.

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It was 11:30. Lily and I had spent the last few hours listening to music on my iPod. (Shane bewitched it so it would work at Hogwarts.) The lovely vocals of The Used, singing All That I've Got, were flowing through the room. Mine and Lily's voices were lost in the rhythm of the guitar.

It was nice, just blasting some muggle music, Lily and I shouting out the lyrics. Not caring who heard.

The song came to an end. I turned the iPod off before the next one could begin.

"It's almost time." I said.

"Yep. Should we get dressed?" We had changed into our Pjs when we got back to our dorm.

"Yeah."

We started digging through my trunk and found some black skinnys, black scoop-neck tee-shirts, and black converse.

We changed into our "criminal outfits."- they had been dubbed so two summers ago, when Lily and I went through our rebel faze and had snuck out of my house to go to skinny dipping and to bonfires and all the other troublesome things a town as small as mine held. - and started going through my make-up bag.

We took out some black lip stick, you never know when you might need it, and made lines under our eyes, like they do in those military movies. Then we put our hair up in ponytails and walked towards the boys dormitory.

It still wasn't time to go yet, only 11:40 now. But We had to make sure Sirius and James were ready. (Remus told us to 'count him out' when Lily and I asked him if he was coming.)

I opened their dorm door, being very quiet. I creeped over to the closet bed, knowing it was Sirius from when I had sat on it this morning. Lily went to find James' bed, scowling.

Sirius looked completely vulnerable while he was sleeping. His whole conceited façade was none existent. He looked like an innocent, sweet man. (Of course I knew better. Sirius Black was most definitely NOT innocent or sweet.) He was lying on his side, facing the door that Lily and I had just walked through. His hair was falling in front of his face, just barely though. The cheek that he was lying on was slightly squished, parting his mouth a fraction of an inch. His right arm was dangling off the bed and his left hand was under his cheek. NOT THAT CHEEK YOU SICKOS! HIS FACE CHEEK! Gosh. Children these days and their sick minds. Back in my day…

"Sirius," I whispered, "Sirius, wake up. It's time to go."

He moved his head a little, but continued to sleep.

"Sirius Black," I whispered a little louder.

"What?" He groaned.

"We've got to go."

"I don't want to."

"Well you have to!" I grabbed his arm and started tugging him off the bed.

"No!" He grabbed the other edge of his bed and held on.

I continued tugging, but his arm slipped from my little hands and I fell on my butt, "Ow." I whispered.

Sirius chuckled, I looked up at his face he was looking at me through amused and slightly dazed eyes, "Hope you didn't damage the merchandise, Love."

"Ew." I responded.

He just chuckled again and stood up. He had no shirt on. (A/N I know most FanFics normally have at least one scene with a shirtless Sirius, and mine is no different) He had a perfectly chiseled abs and amazing pecks. I knew better than to stare though.(I've seen guys' abs before. It's not like I'm an ab virgin. This is the 21st Centaury people. We have internet.) I didn't want to look like some gawking fan girl. He held his hand out for me to take. I grabbed it and he pulled me up.

I quickly let go of it and looked over to Lily, James was standing by his bed. No shirt on as well. He had a nice chest too. Lily wasn't staring though. She was no ab virgin either. James yawned and Lily walked over to us. He joined us after he realized Lily wasn't by him anymore.

"Why the hell did you two wake up us up now? We could have slept for 10 more minutes." James said.

"Because we have to get you into your "Criminal Outfits"' I answered.

"Our what?" Sirius asked.

"You need criminal outfits. Like Lily and I."

"Oh…kay…" James sounded a little weirded out.

"Before we go through your trunks, do you two have any dirties in there?" I asked.

"Dirties?" Sirius asked, with a wide smile.

"You know, porno." Lily said.

"Nope." Sirius said.

"You're the only dirties I need, Lily." Is James stupid?

Lily turned red and I through my hand over her mouth. It didn't help.

"THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU WITH A QUILL! I WILL-" I cast a silencing charm on her. Her face got even more red and she just glared at me. She then ran her finger across her throat and pointed towards me. She looked positively demented.

"Yes, Lily. You can kill me later, but right now we have to sneak out of the castle, and I think that if people hear you, screaming like a maniac, we might get caught."

Sirius disguised a chuckle as a cough, I turned around and gave him a warning look and he looked down at the floor.

"Now if I take the spell of, you have to promise to be quiet and help me get these two children ready. After we get back you murder who ever you want. Okay?"

She took a deep breath and nodded. I lifted the spell, she looked at James, "I'm murdering you first," and she started going through his trunk to find some black criminal clothes.

I smiled and turned towards Sirius' trunk. I found some dark black jeans, and a gray long sleeve shirt.

"Okay, put these on…NOT OUT HERE!"

Sirius laughed and walked towards the bathroom. James was already dressed, with his military lines under his eyes , standing by Lily. I walked over to her, "We look like some Smooth Criminals," I smiled at her. James looked at we, confused.

Lily and I took a deep breath and we sang , "Annie are you ok, so Annie are you ok Are you ok Annie. You've been hit by, You've been struck by- a smooth criminal."

"Uhhh…I don't know the rest."

"Neither do I ," Lily admitted.

Sirius was leaning on the bathroom doorframe, smiling. He looked at us all and started to frown, "How come I don't have stripes under my eyes?"

I sighed and grabbed the lipstick out of Lily's hand and walked over to him, "Do you mind coming down to my level?"

"Not at all," He chuckled…again.

He leaned towards me so my face was level with his, his gray eyes staring right into my brown ones. I put my left hand on his right FACE cheek and used my thumb to pull the skin back so it was straight and tight. I consitrated on making the line perfect, (I'm some what of a perfectionists when it comes to straight line and even numbers) I did the same to his left FACE cheek.

"Done," I said.

He stood up straight and smiled. Then him and James walked over to the dresser and grabbed an old piece of parchment and silvery cloth. James mumbled something and turned towards Lily and I, "You have to swear to NEVER tell anyone about these two items. Okay?" Lily and I nodded.

"Okay. This, " James said holding up the silvery cloth, "is an invisibility cloak. It's how we get around at night and stuff."

"And this," Sirius started, "Is the Marauders Map. We made. It shows everything in the school. Secret passages, classrooms, dorms, and the people and ghosts in the castles. It shows where they are at every moment."

Lily and I just nodded again. I walked over to the map and looked at it. I could see a little dot with my name, standing by a little Sirius Black dot. Whoa. That's awesome.

"Let's go." James said.

"We can't all fit under that cloak. It looks like it could only fit you and Sirius." Lily pointed out.

"Well…we kinda have to condense ourselves to the size of two people," James hinted.

"What?" I asked

"SiriusandIavetogiveyoutwopiggybackrides." James mumbled.

"I'm sorry, but what was that?" Lily asked, though I knew she heard it.

"Sirius and I have to carry you two. It's either that or we stay here and you don't get your chocolate."

Lily and I looked at each other…, "Fine." We each gave an exasperated sigh.

We walked out of the dorm and own the stairs. Sirius checked the map, "Okay Filch is on the floor below us. We better go now."

We all scrambled out of the portrait hole as quickly as we could.

Sirius turned his back to me, bent down a little, and turned his head in my direction, his eyebrows raised, waiting. I sighed and hopped up. I hooked my arms around his neck and laid my chin on his right shoulder. His hands felt warm and strong where they rested around my lower thighs, holding me up. I looked over at Lily and James, she was already on his back too. James looked thrilled and Lily simply looked annoyed.

Sirius flapped a piece of paper in his right hand, it kept brushing my thigh, "Take the map, I can't hold it and you at the same time."

I grabbed the map and wrapped my arm back around his neck. I held the map in front of his face, "Filch is coming towards the stairs, around the corner," he whispered.

James walked over to us, Lily unwrapped her arms, unfolded the cloak, and threw it over us. No feet stuck out. We could still see each other under the cloak. James and Sirius started walking in unison. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, stop. Filch was coming up the stairs, walking towards us. James and Sirius stepped against the wall. Waiting for him to pass.

He was mumbling to himself, "I'll catch them one of these days. I can just feel it. Ima find those naughty children. Then I'll hang them from the ceiling, by their toes. Yes. Yes I -WHAT WAS THAT?!" I thought he saw us, but he was looking in a completely different direction than where we were standing. "I'VE GOT YOU NOW! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!" And he took off running towards the invisible sounds, laughing like a crazy psycho.

I had to bury my face into the place where Sirius' shoulder and neck met, so my laughing wouldn't get us caught. We had started moving again and I could see that Sirius' cheek ,face cheek, was pulled up, like he was smiling. I moved my chin back onto his shoulder and held the map out for him to look at. No one was on the floor we were on, so I relaxed my arms and let them sag.

The castle was really eerie at night. And it felt like I'd been here for weeks rather than for just one day. The suits of armor looked like teachers, waiting to catch us out of bed. I was starting to get really scared and I think Sirius sensed it cause he turned his head to look at my face and gave me a reassuring smile.

I closed my eyes after that and consitrated on saying the alaphabet backwards. I did this over and over until we came to a stop.

"Sam, Can you show me the map?" Sirius asked.

I held it up and saw that McG was heading our way. Sirius and James stepped up beside a statue of a humped back witch. We stood there, waiting. She came into view about 30 seconds later and walked right past us. Once she was around the corner James ripped the cloak off and turned towards the witch and muttered something. The hump opened up and James helped Lily get inside. Sirius lowered me to my feet and then helped me get in it to. I folded the map and stuck it in my back pocket, hardly noticing I was even doing it.

We were in a dark tunnel and I could just barely make out the figure that is Lily. I reached my hand out and found hers. She grabed it and we waited. James and Sirius Came down next and lit their wands. Lily and I went to pull ours out too, James said that we had enough light and it was fine.

I eyed him suspiciously and said, "You guys aren't planning on raping us. Then murduring us and hiding our bodies in this passage where know where will ever find us, are you?"

They smiled, "No! That's sick."

And they stepped ahead of us leading the way.

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After about half and hour, Sirius and James came to a stop. They reached about them an lifted the ceiling up. Wait what?! How can they lift the ceiling?

They climbed up the side and disappeared through the hole.

Lily and I stood there, not knowing what to do.

"Are you two coming?" James' voice asked.

I looked at Lily and we both shrugged. I climbed up the side of the wall and saw Sirius and James standing a little back from the hole. Lily appeared behind me we both looked around.

We were in what looked like a cellar. There were tons of boxes stacked all over the place. I stepped up to the neartest box. It read "Chocolate Frogs." We were in a candy store basement.

"Are we in the Honeyduke's cellar?" Lily asked.

Honeydukes was the huge candy store Lily tells me about.

"Yeah," James answered.

"Amazing," she mumbled.

"Let's go get your oh so precious chocolate," Sirius said. He headed towards some stairs and we all followed.

We came up to a huge room, filled with tons of different display cases, and thousands of different candies.

Lily and I walked over to a section labeled Chocolate and started shopping. We got "Dr. Dean's Dreamy Delights" 'The lightest tasting chocolate ever invented' about 50 chocolate frogs. A whole box of Chocolate Wands. Some ordinary chocolate bars. And 10 pounds of mutiple little chocolate candies.

We left 25 sickles and 15 knuts on the counter.

I shoved the candy in a purse I bewitched to expand past the sensible purse size limit.

We walked out the Candy shop and James and Sirius gave us and evil smile, threw on the invisibility cloak, yelled "You were right Lily." And their laughing faded away as they ran away. Leavign Lily and I all alone, in Hogsmead. Just like Lily guessed they would.

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