Chapter 9:

Ash part 2

A/N: Hi! Sorry for the long wait! Right now the Akatsuki are pissed off at me so I have to do the disclaimer. I don't own any of the Akatsuki, but I do own Nana and Ash.

Ash speaking in the flashback

Other person speaking in the flashback

Story starts: Somewhere at a bar.

"Hey Blanc baby!" Ash grinned at her mirror communicator.

The image showed a boy about 21 with long white hair and blue eyes with a scowl on his face.

"I wish you'd stop calling me that." He muttered.

"Ah you know you love it." Ash smirked. "Anyways I'm just reporting in to tell you I did what you guys asked and explained the situation to the brat criminals."

"Good, but you need to keep a close eye on them." Blanc explained. "Which means no drinking."

Ash's look of despair flashed across her face. "Blasphemy!"

"You can still drink, but not around them or Nana Takemori. Orders from Above." Blanc told the alcoholic reaper.

Ash glared at the ceiling. "Oh they are just doing everything in their power to stop a girl from having a good time aren't they?"

"Ash." Blanc growled.

Ash sighed heavily. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do my best to try. Ash out."

~Meanwhile in Heaven~

Blanc wore a white hakama, his wings folded behind his back. He just ended his conversation with Ash with the mirror communicator, tucking it away in his pocket.

He got up in his seat when he heard two guys laughing in the hallway.

"Oh and I hear that Ash got demoted to be the grim reaper." One guy laughed.

"I know. It was a punishment for that freak accident with a goat and Saint Peter. That was hilarious." The other guy laughed out loud. "I still remember the look on her face when she was told her punishment."

"Y'know what's sad?" The first guy said. "Even though it's her punishment she's the worst and best grim reaper."

"Sad but true." His friend agreed.

Blanc glared at the two figures leaving. "I wish jokers like that would just give Ash a break. She's a hard worker…"

Flashback Time!

"Blanc I did it! I got my death license!"

"Come on Blanc you can solve this!"

"Fried Chicken tastes better with hot sauce."

"Hey Blanc have you seen my Cheetohs?"

-"I, I love you man, I, I really do…"

-"Miss you are clearly intoxicated you must leave the building!"

-"I, I am FINE! It is YOU who is intoxshimamacated."

-"Alright, that's it. Security!"

-"Oh sure you have to get your friends to do it you pussy."

Flashbacks are over…

Blanc sweat-dropped at his memories. "God, please let her not mess this assignment up…"

~Meanwhile back on-"You know what? I am sick of this! That's it! I'm through! I'm going back to my wife and kids!"~

(A/N: Uh…sorry about that, meanwhile back on Earth!)

The former Akatsuki members gathered around the table deep in thought after meeting with the so-called grim reaper.

"So let me get this straight. For us to go back to normal we have to kiss that fuckin' woman?" Hidan frowned.

He was punched by Kakuzu.

"If you were paying attention at all Hidan, ONE of us has to do it." Kakuzu glared at Hidan.

"But how are we supposed to do that?" Kisame folded his arms. "Especially when we're in these forms?"

"But it's the only way for us to go back to our normal ages." Itachi concluded. "We have to figure a way how we're going to do this."

"But you also know what we must do." Sasori said grimly.

They stared at the puppet master in confusion.

"If Nana gets a boyfriend. We must kill him." Sasori finished.

"Agreed." Everyone said at the same time.

"Don't worry, un." Deidara smirked. "I've got a plan."

Before the guys could ask Nana walked in. "I'm home!"

A twinkle sparkled in his eye. "Speak of the devil, un."

"Deidara, what're you-" Sasori was cut off by Deidara zooming straight towards Nana.

Nana was startled by Deidara running straight towards her and hugging her! The Akatsuki members stared at them with their mouths ajar.

"D-Deidara?" Nana blinked in confusion.

"Nana?" Deidara put on the must cutest puppy-dog face he ever made.

"Yes?" Nana blushed at the sudden cuteness level.

"I was just wondering since it's almost time for bed, could I have a good night kiss?" Deidara asked politely.

THAT JERK! The kids thought of Deidara. They pictured how they should murder him in his sleep. Before they could stop him Nana smiled.

"Of course Deidara."

Deidara smiled and puckered up. Unfortunately for him, Deidara didn't exactly expect this.

Nana kissed him on the forehead!

Nana beamed at him. "There you go Deidara." She turned to the others who were sighing with relief. "Would you like one to you guys?"

"We're fine." They said in unison.

Deidara walked away pouting.

"Aw cheer up Deidara, I'm pretty sure Nana's not attracted to fuckin' she-males!" Hidan burst up laughing.

"Shut up you jerk, un!" Deidara growled at the Jashinist.

Knock. Knock. Knock. Was the sound at the door.

Nana blinked. "Now who could that be at this hour?"

The Akatsuki peeked from the kitchen to see what's at the front door. Nana opened it to reveal a woman who looked 21 wearing half-moon glasses, her long black hair tied neatly into twin braids, wearing a jean dress.

The Akatsuki stared in surprise at the woman. Even if her appearance was drastically changed and completely sober they knew who she was: Ash the Grim Reaper.

"Um may I help you?" Nana smiled politely.

"Yes." Ash put on a charming smile. "I've heard from my friends that you have 7 little boys in your care?"

"That's right." Nana nodded. "Is there a problem?"

Ash shook her head. "No, but my name is 'Ashiko' and I'm those boy's elder sister."

"SISTER?"

Chapter 9/end

A/N: Sorry this was a little short, but anyways please review!