Danny A owns Ed Edd n Eddy I own nothing not even this computer. Man I miss the 90's cartoons. Too bad none of them have ever attempted sequels, the good ones at least. Please remember to read and review.

Edd and Eddy were standing outside of Ed's house. He had been getting ready for close to an hour and they were getting pretty tired of waiting. Well Eddy was frustrated, Edd was just vaguely apathetic. The three had not talked all that much since the night before, so they were wondering if he had come to any conclusion with what was to be done.

"Am I really the only one disgusted that Ed of all people got laid before either of us?" Eddy said drumming his fingers angrily on his arm. It was getting colder every day and he had to wear a sweater. Of course by the end of the day it would be redundant to wear it in the warm sunlight.
"Well I am...perturbed by Ed's sudden delve into more risqué activities I think that it is good for him."

"Better than him jerking the old merkin' huh?"
"Eddy that is disturbing, not the least to say disgusting."
"Yeah I don't need those thoughts in my mind either." Eddy said spitting onto the sidewalk a bad taste in his mouth.
"Also remembered what we promised him."
"Yeah yeah no telling. What do I look like to you some sort of gossip."
"Yes." Double D said with a straight face and a stern stance. Eddy grumbled and rubbed his chest. It still felt weird from where Lee had grabbed him yesterday. It was odd, unpleasant, as if he had emptied an entire bottle of icy hot on himself again.

Ed finished crunching on his toast. His parents were not up yet and he was hopping to sneak out of the house before they actually got up. Sarah was also eating some toast that he had made for her once she woke up. She had accepted, checked it over for any traps that she would normally place on it; remembered that Ed wasn't smart enough to do something like that and commenced to munching.

"So..." Sarah began as Ed stood up with their plates. "Mom and Dad tell you their plan yet?" Ed shook his head and plopped the plates on the stove to be used again.

Sarah gritted her teeth, they should have been put into the sink and washed then dried, but she repressed it. Probably giving herself a hernia in the process.
"What's your plan in all of this?" Sarah asked.

"I have only one plan and that is to not miss any of Rolf's hatchlings." Ed responded absentmindedly.
"I mean Jeez Ed! You're gonna be a Dad! Do you know what that makes me!"

Ed thought and scratched the back of his head. If he was gonna be a Dad, and May a mommy, and his parents grandparents...no wait that wasn't right they weren't old yet. Then again he was a little young to be a dad so...what was the question again? Something about Sarah, what is Sarah?

Sarah growing impatient shouted at him.

"An AUNT! FISH FACE! A FREAKING AUNT!" She began to pant heavily, all the moments that she had with aunts had been unpleasant and cheek pulled and told how adorable she looked. Not her favorite time of the year.

Ed snapped his fingers realizing that was what he had been envisioning. Sarah sighed in defeat, he was clearly not getting the point of her anger.
"Whatever, just remember that Mom and Dad ain't gonna be raising no kids, and you and May are idiots so you're out." Ed's face darkened and thunderclouds passed over his wrinkled brow.

Sarah could hear him vaguely rumbling. She turned to look at her older brother and shrunk back. He looked more pissed off than whenever he got a pebble in his shoe.
"Do not call her an idiot." Ed said the words slowly and carefully as if he was using all of his willpower to keep the words to the point without devolving into some sort of tangent about him, or his sister or the blonde trailer trash. Sarah nodded once and his face seemed to calm down. He reached across the table to where her backpack sat slumped slightly to one side. He placed it delicately into her arms and moved around her. He never brought his books home, he never saw the need for it.

Some folks were good at physics, some at cooking, him it was not studying.

The redheaded siblings left the house and made their way to the sidewalk. Sarah quickly broke away from the group and headed to Jimmies house, he had a limp from some disease or another so she was helping him around. The three friends walked in silence for a little while before Eddy broke it.

"Why doesn't she just get it vacuumed out of her?"
"EDDY!" Double D shouted aghast. Yes he was prochoice but still the tone of voice! and the situation!
"What! I'm just being realistic!"
"I don't think I want her to." Ed said, he looked at his friends like a kicked dog. "I don't want the baby to die."
"Ed..." Double D placed a comforting arm around his friends smelly shoulders, a peculiar odor of sweat, gravy, chicken guano, hay, and moldy bedsheets. "It is currently nothing more than a collection of cells, it has no thought or reason, or emotion. I do not like Eddy phrased the question...but it is no different then well harvesting a shrimp."

"I'm allergic to shellfish Double D!"
"You've eaten it all the time." Eddy said annoyed.

"Yo dudes!" Coming up to the Cul-de-sacers were the other three man gang. Rolf was striding with his books in a belt across his back, dressed in the school going garb of his native people. Kevin and Nazz were holding hands as they ran to catch up.
"Dorks." Kevin said dissmissivly to them.

"Kev." Eddy responded. Edd exchanged pleasantries with the group. They were much closer these days, but with Nazz finally settling on Kevin as a boyfriend they had all gone into some sort of split. Nazz squirmed her hand out of Kevin's grip and managed to get over to Ed. This was noticed by Kevin but he could not remark on it as Eddy was pestering him about something or other.

"Psst. Yo Dude." Nazz hissed into Ed's ear. He looked down at her surprised that she was talking to him. He knew that she knew about his little predicament but still...he expected her to be more like his parents, taking a hands off approach to his upbringing.
"I need to see you tonight at like midnight or there a bouts. Kay? Don't tell the other two." Ed merely shrugged in agreement. He allowed the information to slowly sink into the bog of his mind.

She moved back over to her boyfriends side who tried to catch her eye but she merely kept looking straight ahead, Kevin looked at her and then at the tallest Ed. His mind began to grind into action, something was up...something but...what...could it...

Kevin kept thinking about it and only gave grunts in response to Eddy whenever he ventured a topic of conversation.

"It was most odd Rolf." Edd said to the lanky foreigner. "But well, my friend...he said that the girl that he was with...and well she kissed him and cried...and well...I; that is to mean he...he didn't understand why and that bothered him...do you have any advice?" Edd questioned probably the most mature person in their age group besides himself.

Rolf was not paying attention but instead was focusing on how best to dispose of the carcass of a festering horse. It would take skill but he could manage to get it out of his yard and into one of his neighbors in the dead of night. Maybe into Johnny's, no one would question it.

The group of six moved down the street, everyone caught up in their own little musings and imaginings. There was very little talking.

Standing by a tree right inside the forest that ran along the edfe of the neighborhood were three girls, one with blue hair that was hiding in the branches, another with Red hair with her arms crossed and her nails cliskign together. She wished she had a lighter or something to flick on and off.

May leaned against the tree, she was sitting on the ground and the frost deep in the earth was eating through her pants.

"And she said she wanted to talk to ya tonight?" Lee broke the silence.

"Yes." May lisped out. Her hands were around a cheap cup of coffee that they were sharing. She had had the most of the three of them. It seemed that the kid liked the flavor.

"Should we risk it?" Marie said hanging out of the tree by her legs. Her wallet fell out of her pocket and she snatched it out of the air before it beaned her little sister on the head.
"It's an olive branch." May responded.
"You forget Marie slept through all of history."
"Trumps sleeping through all of math!" Marie shot back. Lee raised a fist to punch her right in the face Marie bared her teeth to bite at the knuckles.

"It's a chance to get closer to the other's. And well..." May looked pointedly at the retreating figure of Ed. He seemed to sense something like an echo in a cave and froze. He looked around and seemed to be searching. Marie popped back into the tree and Lee went behind it. May sat calmly and stared. Ed eventually shrugged and moved on.

"Get closer to the boys." Marie finished for her. May nodded and took another slurp.

Ed wondered why he felt as if someone was thinking about him right out of the blue like that. It gave him the willies.

Please remember to read and review, I thrive on them. I also own nothing not even this computer. I also like this story but school is obnoxious and I do not have as much time as I would like to work on these things.