Summary: Korosensei loves cake. Sadly he has no 'birth' date!

NOTE: this is ORANGE i repeat. This is an ORANGE joke.

Here is finally Korosensei's...-sighs- so short. i know, and...its not even fluffy. I know.

ENGLISH SUCKS BARE WITH IT. IF HAD COMPLAINS PLEASE BE MY BETA READER. I PROMISE ATLEAST YOU CAN STILL UNDERSTAND MY UGLY-MESSED UP ENGLISH TEHE!

Today Korosensei told them to make a poem.

"Korosensei?" Kayano asks,"Can we do any poem as long as it's a poem?"

Korosensei nods and confirmed what they should do. "Yes, You can do any poem as you pleased~ May it be for the earth's future, for some certain person, or any artistic ideas you has for yourself!"

With that, 'a poem...for Korosensei...?'

Eye-ing the yellow octopus.

'I wonder if it would reach...?'

Nagisa start to do his poem...

'Korosensei, my love message for you...'

for his beloved teacher, Korosensei.

'Read it.'

"Question"

poem by: Shiota Nagisa

My mind becoming crazy over you.

I can no longer see the light of truth.

Definitely i want to catch your attention.

In all ways.

Am not cool, i know, but you liked me?

I work hard in all you said?

Because of this i had desired the confidence!

In my,secret...talent...until...

Eventually i can kill you myself.

You always bring down, my dark thoughts

whenever its seeping through in inside mind.

You broke me, you fix me.

But i feel lie to your care or was it me?

I dunno if you are real

Cuz you are cutting me in half of two

The honesty.. you seek me,

Does that mean you can hear my inner screaming?

QUESTION QUESTION: what on earth

QUESION QUESTION: do i know?

QUESTION QUESTION: when i thought i know you,

but then i was wrong?

QUESTION QUESTION: why are you?

QUESTION QUESTION: near yet so far?

QUESTION QUESTION: please, save me before

I fall in this dark hole...

You are the only one i recognize,

Youre the only one im craving attention for,

I want you to show my cool,

appealing moves.

But lately rivals has appeared.

I think i'll be a sniper then,

Im afraid that you will be stolen, by others,

I can, go out, of control...

If that happens, will you please stop me?

Why is that you would always hold my hand so tight?

And pat my head softly-till you say

'Everything will be alright.' as long as i never given.

How many times,this heart drowned?

Whenever you keep me your loving smile.

Will you please show me a future i must take...?

QUESTION QUESTION: Dont tell me,

QUESTION QUESTION: You have also,

QUESTION QUESTION: properly try to know me more?

QUESTION QUESTION: nothing more,

QUESTION QUESTION: Left unsaid,

QUESTION QUESTION: It feels like a repeating teasing care i keep received.

Now Will you tell me?

You always bring down, my dark thoughts

whenever its seeping through in inside mind.

You broke me, you fix me.

But i feel lie to your care or was it me?

I dunno if you are real

Cuz you are cutting me in half of two

The honesty you seek me,

Does that mean you can hear my inner screaming?

QUESTION QUESTION: what on earth

QUESION QUESTION: do i know?

QUESTION QUESTION: when i thought i know you but then i was wrong?

QUESTION QUESTION: why are you?

QUESTION QUESTION: near yet so far?

QUESTION QUESTION: please, save me before i fall in this dark hole...

After reading the poem of the blue student...

Korosensei can't help but be reminded of a certain precious person.

"Is this...how you feel for Sensei? Nagisa-kun...?"

Korosensei knew, he cannot answer such feelings~

"Where is Nagisa-kun~?" Korosensei gone back to the class E room.

Unfortunately, Sugino grab his bag and said, "He already went home after you dismissed us Korosensei."

"Oh?" blinking, he went back to the faculty room.

Afterschool...

Korosensei...he used to be known as the God of Death. The number one deadly assassin in the underground life of darkness. However, look.

He's just now a yellow octopus, that is teaching innocent kids..into the finest assassins to kill him.

The eyes of his students were the most precious jewel indeed. 'It's like you said Aguri.'

Suddenly someone called his name from behind that he hasnt even felt the presence. "Korosensei!" when he thought this kid went home already.

Behind him is actually Shiota Nagisa, his favorite student -just shoved him the display looking cake. the boy has made during their cake lessons.

"unya?" instead of showing his surprise color, he tilts his head in question mark. "What is this about Nagisa-kun~?" unable to bring up the poem thing this boy just wrote...

Meanwhile, the boy extend the cake further to him with the smile that is surprisingly deadly as his was before..."This cake is for you Korosensei." Nagisa start's to scratch his cheek, suddenly loosing the confidence to give it to him, "I know...it's not tasty as Karma's," having the pitiful eyes, "I want you to take it...As a present." the last one was said in a faint whisper.

Korosensei touched the tip of the cake's plate by his tentacle. "I know it's yours. What sensei's asking, why would you give him a present for...?"

'this is familliar. I hope it's not what i'm foretelling.'

Unfortunately, his hunch is always right.

The boy told him just like she told her. "A birthday present."

badump~

Korosensei heard his hearbeat ache. This is actually not a nice thing right now.

He was traumatize by this...

The time Aguri gave him a birthday present, she lost her instantly.

"Nagisa-kun..." he took the cake anyway, however deep inside...He stared at the boy. Hoping he wont suddenly die.

Taking the cake...Nagisa kept talking a sweet talk, "You dont have a birthday right? I thought you would like it to be your 'birth' date today."

Korosensei peered more questions, still not eating the cake he was given. "Why did you even thought that? How did you guessed~?" sometimes, Nagisa is really interesting. This little boy's mind is quite the analizing killer.

'he's just like me...i hope he would never wanted to be that way...'

Nagisa fidgets. The question is actually hard to answer. Anyhow he came up something hesitantly..."Um...err...becuz you dont have a name? And you said you dont have parents?" its like he's just taking answers from what he knew about him.

"Ahh~ I see, I see!" he pretended to chirp. "Well then, Sensei's gonna eat his present now!"

But, actually, there is a candle with the fire on.

"Ah! Wait! Not even the candle-"

Korosensei ate the whole cake. He realize his throat burning in smoke. But it did not affect him at all.

"Nyuru~ no worries Nagisa-kun! The candle with fire will not kill me!" Nagisa sighed. "...my point is, eat the cake normally."

"Thats-" when Korosensei felt his whole system burn into something else. He finally felt it!

"A BB CAKE?! NYUU!?" then appeared the whole class E charging in the faculty room by Nagisa's signal.

In the end it was futile and just plainly fun attempt assassination.

"Cruel Nagisa-kun~ breaking Korosensei's heart by faking birthday present!"

though it was a joked, Nagisa giggles and smiles one more time. "it is the present itself. You to get killed every minute! every second...and every time..Am near you. I'll kill you."

Not that they were aware. Korosensei alone took notice the awakening of Nagisa's terrifying talent.

Korosensei grins, "Nyurufufufu~! Nagisa-kun! Teacher is better than the pupil!" he dashes away in his mach 20. And echoes. "SUCH PRESENT IS LOVELY INDEED~I love the cake Nagisa~kuuuun~!"

Everyone rants. But Nagisa kept on smiling and said behind. "Korosensei. I love you too. Those tentacles...are really wonderful when they get cut for sure."

unaware how dark his thoughts was...'So Someday, i will kill you.'

THE END

After the attempt assassination. The very next day,Korosensei comes back to Nagisa on his packing stuffs to go home.

Korosensei: Nagisa-kun.

Nagisa: Yes Korosensei?

Korosensei: I know you already done having ur birthday, but~! *grabs Nagisa's by tentacles*

Nagisa: *weird sound of struggle* hnn! W-where the hell you think your touching and doing Korosensei!? *blushes* -ticklish- ur so slimely! Let me go!

Korosensei: *lets go* Done taking measurements!

Nagisa: For what?! -bad mood-

Korosensei: *reveals already done frill crossdress* My present for you!

Nagisa: eh? *jawdrop* I DONT NEED SUCH PRESENT! Korosensei mou! /"

Narrator: Revenge huh... XD

I had read a doujin where Korosensei does ecchi things to Nagisa using his tentacles -coughs-

Next: Tadaomi Karasuma the Kuudere. That boy is disturbing enough...he breaks through his cool atmosphere, into a dangerous heaten up tension.