A/N: Hey you guys! Happy Thanks Giving first of all and I hope you guys like it! Please review…otherwise I'll think that you guys have lost faith in me in me doing this for you……..TT…
Lyrics are NOT mine...but the ones that made them, they are SURE gifted got it from "muggle .net" (screen won't let me make the network appear so I had to space it)
Also, the "Hakuna Matata" is from this sight: "www. hippie. nu/caniche/DeathEater/main. html"(again no space in between)
Me:mmmm….-starts to whimper-
Harry:what's wrong with you? It's Thanks Giving shouldn't you be "THANKING" for what you have in you life right about now?
Me:-grudgingly look over Harry- Oh don't give a psychiatrist here. I don't need it.
Harry: -crosses arms over chest- Well you really should appreciate your reviews that's all I am just saying –puts his hands up in defense-
Me: -sarcastically says- Really? I didn't even notice. –narrows eyes-
Voldemort, Severus, Lucius, and Draco: -comes in, realizing that the air just got a little bit thicker after they left and sigh dropping their shoulders slightly. Look over to "The boy-who-lived"- What did you do? –snaps at Harry, knowing that he started something-
Harry:-looks at them with mouth wide open before retorting- WHY DOES EVERYONE START TO ACCUSE ME!?
Voldemort:-arches eyebrow- You are the good guy aren't you?
Harry:-nods towards his left shoulder- Yeah…
Voldemort:and where— -points to Severus, Lucius, and Draco- the bad guys…we're suppose to accuse you before we get the true answer. Merlin! I thought you were smart enough to know that.
Harry:Look…-raises hands- all I said was that she should be "THANKING" the reviews that she already has. Then, she said that she doesn't want a psychiatrist at the moment. Which by the way, what's wrong with a physiatrist? I have one –points to himself-.
Voldemort and Severus: -says out loud, not even realizing that they said it out loud- Well, that explains…sooo much. –drawls out-
Draco:a psychiatrist? –Now seeing the problem- You said "psychiatrist" to her. –more like a statement than a question. Sighs while shaking his head in disapproval-
Lucius, Sevy, and Voldie: -sighs as well, now seeing the problem too. Use left hand and rubs their forehead, looking quite the part for a person who has (or starting to get) a migraine.-
Harry:-sees their exchange is quite puzzled- What? What did I say?
Voldemort:Foolish brat! You never mention that word to Miss Dark Angel. EVER!!!
Harry:What's so wrong about it?
Lucius:Take our advice boy. NEVER, and I mean NEVER, talk about the word psychiatrist to her.
Severus:-nods in agreement- I agree.
Harry:Aright. But what's so wrong about it?
Voldemort, Lucius, Draco, and Sevy: -knowing that they'll need to go more in depth with this all nod in agreement- follow us please.
Harry: -looks at them suspiciously- why?
Snape:Just do it, Potter!
Harry: -sighs- Okay…-knowing he can't argue with a demand like that, especially the demand that is coming from Snape-
Five men: -who are now in the room sitting down in comfortable seats-
Voldemort: Now –finally seated comfortable- as I was saying, the reason why you never say the word "psychiatrist" is because…well…
Lucius: -interrupts his Dark Lord- She detests them so. Not that she doesn't have a problem with them, she just doesn't want to go through it, that's all.
Harry:why?
Voldemort:Well…let's time she tried it, it was well…-sighs- it involves a tray of cookies, a pencil, and a few insults that's all I'll say.
Severus:The psychiatrist just didn't help her at all…only made her more loony.
Harry:-thinking- That explains so much…
Four Slytherins: -are able to read minds and whipped their eyes towards Harry and glare death glares to him- SHUT UP POTTER! –They spat…they looked at each other for a few milliseconds and then just shook their head and are now thinking- you really are mean for a hero character.
Me:-who is now calm...for now, pops in the room where the other five guys are- Hey you guys –such innocent in their voice-
Voldemort:-with concern in his voice- Are you all right, hon.?
Me:YEAH!
Lucius:-eyes me suspiciously- you sure…
Me:Yeah of course –runs over to the Slytherins and jump on them-
Four Slytherins: -grunts- uhmm…ow
Me:Oops! Sorry! –Ends up sitting in the middle with the others-
Voldemort:-shakes head- no, it's fine. Just next time warn us.
Me: k…
Harry:-arches eyebrow at the scene right in front of them-
Draco:-still not sure about me- you sure?
Me:-sighs and gets off couch and walks into a room that seems like a closet. Closes door and others start to hear clanks and clunks-
Voldemort:what are you doing? –Shouts to me-
Me: be right there! Okay…-walks out and is wearing a black suit with a cane in her left hand- Since you guys won't believe me than I'll just sing it to you…
Severus:what are you going to do?
Me:you'll see –winks. Looks over to Fred and Weasley- hit it!
Fred and George: Got it! –Presses a button on my I-pod stereo-
Music starts with the tune from "Hakuna Matata," from Disney's "The Lion King".
Four Slytherin and Harry: -looks up, around, and turns around towards my voice-
Me:Avada Kedavra –in a singy voice-
Severus:-looks strait to the other guys- she wouldn't kill us would she?
Voldemort:-shakes head- I doubt that…for Harry, I think he should run
Draco:No…-shakes head- I don't think she's about to kill us…I believe I heard this once when I was watching TV next to her sometime last night. While you guys were –looks over to Harry then back at his father and the rest- on business.
Harry:-narrows his eyes on Draco and thinks of what they are up to on their Death Eater rampage-
Me:Ahem…-taps foot waiting for their attention-
Guys:-turn back to her- sorry…
Me: It's fine…-turns back to Fred and George- hit…again.
Fred:-looks at her- you sure?
George:Cause last time…
Fred:we had to stop and you know how we…
George:don't like to get interrupted…
Fred and George: -Smile-
Me:-arches eyebrow- you done? –In a bored tone-
Fred and George: -looks at each other then shrug- whatever.
Me:Okay then…Let's try this wizards –trying to be all nice about it in a sarcastic way-
Fred and George: -looks at each other with an arched up eyebrow- okay…
Room gets dark and spotlight is on me!
Music starts with the tune from "Hakuna Matata," from Disney's "The Lion King," again.
Me:Avada Kedavra…
Guys:-hold breath-
Me: -breathes in and is about to sing when I get interrupted…AGAIN!- GRRR!!!! –slowly goes down while turning around-
Pirate Slayer: -pops head in the door- hello? –Averts eyes to FallinAngelGirl- What are you doing [inserts real name?
Me: -glares at Pirate Slayer- Apparently getting interrupted…FOR THE THIRD BLOODY TIME!
Draco:-looks down at his left hand and counts how many times I have been getting interrupted then looks back at me- actually that's the second time…
Me:-glares daggers over to Draco and fire is staring to surround body and say in a demon voice- NOT HELPING!
Draco:-squeaks and jumps off couch and huddles behind it-
Pirate Slayer: -wide eyes at me- what's wrong sweetie?
Me:-looks over to Pirate Slayer and explain it in 10.3 seconds…talking really fast- Comprenda? –sighs and is out of breath-
Guys: -arches eyebrow- what? –Not understanding a word moi just said-
Pirate Slayer: -sighs- sorry…I'll let myself come in quiet next time. –Looks up at me- Were you going to sing the song you found –hoping to have her attitude changed by changing the subject…which it worked-
Me: -nods furiously- Want to help me? –smiles-
Pirate Slayer: -Gets all giddy- Oui ! Duh I avaient attendu pour faire cela pour comme, JAMAIS[in English that's: "Yes! Duh I have been waiting to do that for like, EVER!"…Hopefully that was the right way how you go it in the French way…
Me:Great!
Pirate Slayer & FallinAngelGirl: -get on stage (that "magically" appeared) and look at George and Fred- hit it!
Music starts with the tune from "Hakuna Matata," from Disney's "The Lion King," again. And this time for real!
FallinAngelGirl:-who's leaning on Pirate Slayer's back (back-to-back)- Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful spell!
Draco:-shrugs- then I guess I don't know this song… -remembering from last night the movie they both saw on the Lion King- but I was sure of it –he thought-
Pirate Slayer: Avada Kedavra, It's our favorite craze...
FallinAngelGirl:It means no muggles for the rest of our dayssss-s-s,
Pirate Slayer and me: It's our problem-free philosophy. Avada Kedavra
Guys: -looks at us with a curious look- Avada Kedavra? –Wondering why they made up a song that was the killing curse-
FallinAngelGirl:Yeah. It's our motto!
Harry: What motto?
Pirate Slayer:Nothing. What's a-motto with you? –laughs-
FallinAngelGirl:Those two words will solve all your problems
Pirate Slayer:That's right. Take Voldie for example.
Voldemort: -nods in agreement- I agree…
Harry: -looks at Voldie and give it him a "duh" look-
FallinAngelGirl:Why, when Vold's was a young bad boy,
Voldemort: -quirks eyebrow-
Pirate Slayer:-forcing her voice to sound like Pumba's- when Vold's was a young bad booooooy...
FallinAngelGirl: Put a sock in it! –playfully glares at Pirate Slayer-
Pirate Slayer: -puts down in "shame"- alright…
FallinAngelGirl:He thought that the muggles lacked a certain appeal
and he learned how to kill them with a flick of his wrist,
Pirate Slayer: Our insensitive souls…do not even wince…as the spell hits the muggles and they pass away...
FallinAngelGirl:We're not ashamed!
Pirate Slayer: Oh why be ashamed?!)
FallinAngelGirl:This is just a cool game!
Pirate Slayer: (Oh what's in a game!)
FallinAngelGirl:And we feel all excited!
Pirate Slayer: (How do we feel?)
FallinAngelGirl:Every time that we—
FallinAngelGirl:Err, can't come up with something that rhymes here.
Pirate Slayer: -shrugs- who cares! –dances-
FallinAngelGirl: -joins in dance-
Pirate Slayer and FallinAngelGirl: Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful spell! Avada Kedavra, it's our favorite craze. It means no muggles for the rest of our daysssss-s--s
it's our muggle-free philosophy, Avada Kedavra
Draco:-mutters to his father- it's a good thing that they don't have wands in their hands right now.
Pirate Slayer and me: -singing softly- Avada Kedavra,
Avada Kedavra, Avaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaada Kedavra
Voldemort:-who now gets the hang of the chorus, gets up and joins the girls- It means no muggles …for the rest of our days…It's our muggle free Philosophy…Avada Kedavra!
Lucius, Severus, Draco: -stands up and joins on the stage as a "back group" singers- Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada!
Four Slytherins and FallinAngelGirl and Pirate Slayer: -end in the center of the stage and have jazz fingers while smiling…or partly smiling-
Sirius, Remus, Ron, and Harry: -stares at us and do aclap- that was…
Four Slytherins and FallinAngelGirl and Pirate Slayer: -get off stage-
Me: -glares at Ron and Harry- Oh I bet you did a song "right of the blue" and just sang at Hogwarts.
Harry: Well…
Pirate Slayer: -helps back up FallinAngelGirl- If I remember correctly you guys did do something like this in a fan fiction story—actually a lot of stories—where you sang and you couldn't help yourself. Am I right[puts my real name?
Me: yep!
Harry: ummm….okay well…that was…different
Four Slytherins: -who are now behind Pirate Slayer and I, snort-
Draco: Different, Potter? –sneers- whatev.
Pirate Slayer: -looks around and sees that all of our characters are here- WOW! We got quite a show here…
FallinAngelGirl: -looks around- oh we do…-smiles-
Pirate Slayer: Can we now have some turkey? My stomach's starting to grumble.
FallinAngelGirl: yep! –looks over to Voldemort- You did get the turkey, right?
Voldemort: -nods- of course I did…
Pirate Slayer: -eyes are wide and looks at Voldie- you made it? It's not poisoned is it?
Voldemort: of course not –slightly hurt- My Dark Angel is eating this, is she not? So why would I poison something that I know she is going to eat.
Pirate Slayer: -pauses- "Dark Angel" –looks over to FallinAngelGirl- you seriously are obsess with the dark side, with all the names you've been given, haven't you?
Me: -blushes- (--)
Pirate Slayer: Oh my gosh! –Slaps forehead with left hand-
Me: What! I just love my bad guys!
Pirate Slayer: yes…if I remember correctly you liked –starts to count with her fingers- Gary Oldman who was played by Ivan Korshunov in Air Force One, Marcus VanSciver played by Neil Jackson in Blade the Series, Jack Ripner played by Cillian Murphy in Red Eye, Richard Roxburgh who played Count Dracula, Jasson Isaacs who plays William Tavington in The Patriots as well as…-looks over to Lucius Mafloy- Lucius Malfoy. Also—
FallinAngelGirl: Okay, okay! So I go for the bad guys! Big deal!
Pirate Slayer: -very amused- alright…but right there we already have five people you adore out of…100 I think…-arches eyebrow-
FallinAngelGirl:hey! –points out- I invited you here in my story! And I can and might just take you out…
Pirate Slayer: -mouth is open- but I'm not finish here yet…
FallinAngelGirl:-smirks a "Malfoy" smirk as if in code "finally I got something against you-
Pirate Slayer: -not at all pleased- why you little…
FallinAngelGirl: -helps friend fill in the blank-Lucius-Malfoy-Severus-Snape-Lord-Voldemort-Draco-Malfoy-Hermione-Granger-Bellatrix-Lestrange-LOVER-Slytherin-kitty-cat-emo-tree-hugger-princess-SPEEDY-talker-Harry-Potter-fanatic-death-eater-skyscraper-shoe-a-lot-eyeliner-Filipino-love-chocolate-huggskind of gal
Pirate Slyer: -not catching a word she just said- sure… Oo
Draco:Not to be rude –sighs-…but I am hungry. Can we go have Thanks Giving together?
Pirate Slayer and me: -look at each other and shrug- k…
All: -walk out and go have a BIG Thanks Giving banquet…if you want to call it that-
A/n: WOW! I got so caught up in the moment! 9 PAGES WOW! I think that's the longest "author's foot" note I have EVER done…. YEAH ME!!!
Now! Please review….oh and HAPPY THANKS GIVING….or….depending when you get this I hope it was/will be GREAT!
I can't wait to read your reviews…even if there is another chapter ahead (just for those who read them when there is the latest chapter).
This chapter was put up on: Thursday, November 22, 2007
After the gang ran out of the room the soon found themselves outside and in the woods…well in an open area. (A/n: I really don't feel like describing the place so let's say they are at that place where Remus turned into a werewolf in front of the Golden Trio in Harry's third year…I think…yeah…). The sunset was just setting and everyone was trying to catch their breath in all of this.
Guys and Hermione: -panting like they were in a four mile race, and they had to run the whole entire time-
Hermione:-starts to get up, slowly- well…Draco –looks at Draco-…
Draco:-looks over to Hermione- Yes?
Hermione:next time…you…decide…to…get an animal…ask if…has experienced…and phenomenon…behaviors –smiles weakly-
Draco:I'll…try and remember that –stands fully and breathing is now coming back to normal-
Guys:-start to rise and stand full height up. A few pants here and there though-
Hermione:-sighs- phew –stands up- man…well that was some run wasn't it?
Guys:-nods in agreement, still trying to breath-
Hermione:though –smirks at Ron- for some I guess it was more like running an screaming like a little girl, huh? –still looking Ron-
Ron:-looks over to Hermione and sees that smirk. Narrows eyes on her-
Hermione:-smirks and then lifts both eyebrows as if "hahaha"-
Ron:I wasn't screaming like a girl!
Hermione:Oh Really?
Ron: -hands on hip and while he is talking, his head moved from side to side- Reeealllly.
Hermione:How so?
Ron:I was just checking out my vocal chords out. Just.
Other Guys: -arches eyebrows-
Hermione:Oh! –pauses and gets a great idea. Does a sideway glance to Ron- in fact…how about we do a Talent Show! –smiles brightly-
Guys:WHAT!!
Hermione:Yeah…we should do that! I mean it would be fun.
Harry:I think it's a spectacular idea! –raises hands- I would LOVE to see Voldemort
Voldemort:-growls at Harry-
Harry:-ignores Voldemort's growl and continues- singing!
Hermione:then it's settled! Tomorrow we'll do a Talent Show of singing!
Ron:But Hermione it's Thanks Giving tomorrow! You know how I love my turkey!
Harry:-rolls eyes and is thinking- is food all you think about, Ron?
Hermione:-glares at Ron- don't worry Ron. We'll celebrate Thanks Giving, but AFTER we do the Talent Show.
Ron:-slightly happy- okay….
Hermione:Great! Then it's settled. Who wants to bring the beverages? –Scans the guys and looks at Severus-
Severus:-sees her eyeing him- oh no! I won't! I didn't ask for this!
Hermione:but—but your apart of the Death Eater group aren't you. Voldie! Professor Snape is being mmmmeeeeeaaaaannnnn! –starts to cry-
Voldemort:oh come on Severus. Besides, you're my death eater…you are going to do this! Bring the beverages!
Severus:-growls and nods stiffly-
Hermione:Where will this party be at? I want it to start tomorrow at 4:00 P.M. though.
Draco:-is glad to help- We can have it at our house? I don't think my father will mind.
Hermione:-looks at him quizzingly- Just out of curiosity, Draco, where is Mrs. Malfoy?
Draco:Sorry…she's doesn't come home anymore…-not wanting to tell the gang-
Hermione:Why not?
Draco:Well apparently I was learning how to make a potion for one of my tasks…and…there was an accident and…umm…-looks at Lucius, who's giving a stern look like "oh I'm not helping you. You got yourself into this, so you're going to get yourself out."-And she was near the potion, you know, how we can't make potions without a parent's consent, and well I dropped the potion and…before mum and I knew it…mum was a little girl. –looks at the ground-
Hermione:-eyes are wide- whoa.
Draco:So yeah! Let's do it at our house!
Hermione:-clears throat- well…Harry, Ron, we better get going…since it is starting to get dark. Besides, I need to make sure I find out how to make a turkey.
Draco:you mean you don't know how to make a turkey.
Hermione:Well…cooking was never my thing.
Draco:-smiles- father –turns to Lucius- good night. Turns to Lord Voldemort- Milord. –bows down-
Lucius and Voldemort: -nods in approvingly-
Severus:we should probably get going. –looking over Hogwarts-
Sirius:-morphs into his animagus, a black dog and scurries into the forest-
Remus: -goes with the others to Hogwarts-
Three Gryffindors, Draco Remus, and Severus: -walks off to Hogwarts-
(A/n: I was thinking of stopping right here and make this like a two-part thing, but I just couldn't. So you guys SHOULD BE HAPPY! If you are reading this right here I am on my 12th page…so there you go! Happy! Oh and here's where the fun starts!)
Next Day:
Thanks Giving Day—Malfoy Manor
Everyone, well the man characters at least, all came to Malfoy Manor. Inside the manor was filled in color that you would see at a Thanks Giving party…autumn colors.
Harry, Ron, Remus, Sirius, Hermione: -gapping at how pretty the house is- Whoa. –was all they could say-
Draco:-chuckles at Hermione's face- Why thank you. We Malfoy's take pride in our house and heritage –said cockishly
Hermione: -rolls her eyes- I haven't noticed
Draco:-smiles and chuckles again-
As everyone came into the dinning room and got set up they could all smell the wonderful smell of food in the air. They all sighed silently in approval on the food, even if they didn't see it yet. Hermione, remembering what they had to do first before eating the delicious foods, turned back to the guys and smiled brightly. Once the guys saw that devil smile they all grimaced remembering what they had to do.
Hermione:-after a few seconds of silence- Okay who wants first-
Severus, Remus, Sirius, Lucius, and Voldie: -who were about to call being the last person to sing where interrupted by Hermione's voice, apparently knowing what they were about to say-
Hermione:And I call being last. –smirks seeing their heads look down at the floor- so…who wants to go up?
Guys:-not wanting at all to be the first one to become embarrassed-
Ron:-folds chest and thinks as his eyes drifts over to the door where his nose could smell the food at- someone just go up first…otherwise my stomach will start to rumble.
Hermione:-sighs- fine –pops up a hat that has all the guys name in it-
Guys:-snap to her hat that she has in her hand and go wide eyes and is thinking- Oh no! Not that!
Hermione:Since you guys won't do it…I'll do it for you. –looks up in the ceiling and shuffles in the hat and grabs hold of a paper with someone's name in it- Oh goody here we go –looks at the name and smiles- goody!
Guys, except Draco: -holding their breathe-
Draco:-smirking and thinking that the name wasn't him-
Hermione:DRACO MALFOY! –shows the name to the guys- you're up first.
Draco:-smirk falls from face- what?
Hermione:you're up silly!
Draco:umm…err…Hermione don't you think—
Hermione:you agreed on doing this
Guys:-mutters- more liked forced
Hermione:ahem…-arches eyebrow-
Guys:Well…
Hermione:come on Draco you gotta do this!
Draco:no.
Hermione:yes.
Draco:no.
Hermione:yes. –more paranoid-
Draco:not in a million years
Hermione:ye—Voldie can you help me here.
Voldemort: -arches eyebrow on the name that was given for him-
Four Gryffindors: -snickers-
Severus:-drawls out- quietttt….
Voldemort:Draco you're doing it. I'm starting to get hungry anyways…-crosses arms-
Draco:alright…
Hermione:-smiles brightly-
Draco:don't get too cheeky
Hermione:but you just love it!
Draco:-on the outside he looks upset, but in the inside he agreed with her. Gets up on the stage that he made before the others came to their house and clears throat-
The rest: -go sits down and watches Draco start to sing-
Draco: oh and Hermione
Hermione: yeah?
Draco: don't be offended from what I am about to say
Hermione: alright….
Draco: -opens mouth and starts to sing having "Oops I did it again," from Britney Spears's tune in the back)
(A/n: I know I really don't like Britney as much…but the person who made these lyrics had this…and it was just PERFECT to NOT use!!)
Draco: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Hermione:-stares wide eyes at Draco and is thinking- He actually knows this tune…oh that is just rich!
Oh yes, I have to accept,
I made them believe I was one of them,
Dumb Muggles,
They thought I was their friend,
How couldn't they see they had reached their end?
face it, I'm a Death Eater,
And I'll do what's typically me,
Oh muggle, muggle
CHORUS:
Oops!...I crucio'd again,
I tortured him bad, and he cried in pain
Oh muggle, muggle,
Oops!...I crucio'd too much,
Now my muggle is dead,
I'll look for someone else.
You see the thing goes like this,
I just laugh away
as they start wishing they ceased to exist
They scream, hit by my spell
as their limbs shake and twist in so many ways,
It appeals to my senses
I can't help it now so sue me,
Oh muggle muggle
Draco:-as he sang the chorus he spoke to Hermione in her head telepathically- Hermione. I'll need you for the talking part…think you can help.
Hermione:-looks at him surprised that he can talk in her head and nods-
Draco:you'll find the lyrics in your pocket
Hermione: -reaches in pocket and feels the paper-
Draco: CHORUS:
Oops!...I crucio'd again,
I messed up his mind, and made him insane
Oh muggle, muggle,
Oops!...I crucio'd too much,
Hermione:-gets up and grabs other mic. And gets on stage-
Draco: Now my muggle is dead,
I'll look for someone else.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Draco: "Hey, before you go, there's something I want you to see." shows him the wand
Hermione: "Oh, it's... interesting, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
Draco: "Yeah, it's a wand" smirk
Hermione: "Oh, a wand... I was going to say a stick..."
Draco: "A 'stick'?! Well let me show you what this 'stick' can do!"
Hermione: "Be my guest!"
Hermione:-walks off stage…knowing that she isn't needed. Even if this was about one of the unforgivable curses she still saw this humorous-
Draco: Oops!...I crucio'd a muggle again!
I guess I just lost my temper,
Oops!...I think I'll never have enough,
I love this painful Curse!
CHORUS:
Oops!...I crucio'd again,
I tortured him bad, and he cried in pain
Oh muggle, muggle,
Oops!...I crucio'd too much,
Now my muggle is dead,
I'll look for someone else.
Draco:-ends song and walks off stage as the crowd clapped-
Severus, Lucius, Voldemort: -claps loudly-
Sirius, Remus, Ron, Harry: -claps somewhat softly-
Hermione:not bad…a scale from 10 to one…I'll give you a nine. NOT BAD!
Draco:-slightly blushes- thanks
Hermione:okay next one is….-looks back into hat and grabs another paper- Harry Potter.
Harry:Ummm…-stands over to Hermione- Remus, Sirius, Ron, and I are going to do a group song…that okay?
Hermione:yeah. Just as long as all of you guys sing.
Harry:we will
Sirius, Remus, Ron, Harry: -nods and walk on the stage-
Tune from "Yeah" by Usher in the background playing
Ron: Peace up!
Quidditch crowd
Sirius:
Yeah, Ok! Azkaban!
Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Sirius:
Up in the air with my homies, tryna catch a little snitch, with my eyes wide open, cause you know how it is.
I saw shorty she was checkin up on me, from her broom she was smiling like an angel you would think that she knew me.
So I decided to chill
Then a bludger really heavy, pass me by and she was ready to jump
(Watch Out!, Watch Out!)
She's saying be careful, be careful,
So I went up and made a nice Quidditch move, she said baby you know
how to play thiiis
Sirius, Remus, Ron, and Harry: (Chorus)
Yeah (yeah) dementors are trying to kiss me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up forgot they were here
Yeah (yeah) She and I could be more than just players
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew the whole crowd was screaming:
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Ron:
So she's all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might be a good idea to let the snitch go,
Cause she deserves to win (she wants to win)
But I gotta keep it real now, cause Wood is mad and wants me to knock her of broom
But that´s just aint me. Hey!
Because I don't know if I take that chance just where it's gonna lead,
But what I do know is that it´s getting cold and theres only one thing to think:
Dementors are here, no!!
don´t want to go, I really think she´s for me
She´s been in quidditch team for about a year
how is that i´ve never seen her here?
then I said
Sirius, Remus, Ron, Harry: (Chorus)
Yeah (yeah) dementors are trying to kiss me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up forgot they were here
Yeah (yeah) She and I could be more than just players
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew the whole crowd was screaming:
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Ludo!
Lupin:
Watch out!
Snape outfit's Riddikulus!, cause the boggart it´s really a vicious.
And Ron! that rat should have died long ago, if you are clever youd realize what happened to it´s toe.
Forget about the game, get your wand out, the dementors will kiss you and you won´t even shout.
So make a patronus and it'll be off with they both: the dementors and the laughter of the Dark Lord.
you want to win but you should know, if dementors reach you, you will lose your soul.
How´re you feeling now?, when the Grim is on the grades and your heart in the ground
Lets play against the weather, cause Cho is looking and you want to do better
if you fall of your broom you will end up dead, but Dumbledore´s watching the game and he will save your neck.
Harry:
Yeah (yeah) dementors are trying to kiss me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up forgot they were here
Yeah (yeah) She and I could be next Romeo and Juliet
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew the whole crowd was screaming:
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah Take that and rewind it back, Sirius got the wand to make Harry go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Lupin got the spell to make dementors go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Granger got the watch to make the time go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Cho Chang got the smile to make Harry go (clap)
Hermione: -claps for them- GREAT JOB!
Slytherin: -don't can't/won't clap for them and just mumble- "it was okay" –and- "I've heard better…
Voldemort: I'll say this…I am impressed. Looking at what Severus showed me for you two, Weasley and Potter, as your grades. I am surprised you were able to achieve something for one. Besides defeating me ever once n a while.
Harry and Ron: "once in a while?" –hoping to get a confession from the Dark Lord-
Voldemort: don't push it –seeing what they were looking for-
Harry and Ron: -look at each other-
Harry: it was worth a shot
Ron: -shrugs and walks off, along with the other Gryffindors-
Hermione: Okay…next one -grabs paper out of hat- Professor Snape?
Severus: -now dreading this and sighs as he got up. Walks over to Voldemort and bows lower than usual- Forgive me my Lord, but, I pray that you'll forgive me for what I am about to say.
Voldemort:I'll give mercy to you…but next time inform me before acting Severussss
Severus:of course milord –rising from the ground-
Tune of "Mr. Grinch" by Dr. Seuss plays in the background
Severus: You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are evil.
You're as gentle as a bludger,
You're as nice as Devil's Snare.
Voldemort.
Everyone, except Voldemort: -eyes wide eyes and is thinking- Is he even aloud to say this to his lord?
Hermione:-thinking- oh Sevy. please be okay
You're a bad Bertie Bott
With a gross snotty taste.
You're so ugly, Voldemort.
You broke so many mirrors.
You have thin slits for nostrils,
And you are so very pale.
Voldemort.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot wand.
You're a vile one, Voldemort
You have Doxies in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a very stupid troll.
Voldemort.
Given the choice between you,
I'd take the very stupid troll.
You're a loser, Voldemort.
Harry Potter beat you up.
All he got was a lightning scar,
You lost all your powers.
Voldemort.
The three words that best describe you
Are, and I quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.
Voldemort: -is now livid and body is shaking to control from his furiousness. Growls to Severus as he stands up- SEVERUS…YOU. ARE. SOO. DEAD. MEAT!!!! –Runs towards him- I'M GOING TO THROTTLE YOU LIKE DEATH AND YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU NEVER SANG THAT SONG EVER! –Is close to Severus-
Others:-hid for cover, even though he didn't spaz in the last chapter…they still would take caution-
Hermione:-not wanting Severus to get killed, runs right in front of Voldemort and hold on to him like dear life-
Voldemort: -realizing he can't go any further for Hermione was in his way to Severus, looks down-
Hermione:Voldie –uses nickname...hoping that using his nickname will calm him down slightly, which it worked- please keep your anger under control –asking pleadingly- it's Thanks Giving.
Voldemort:-glares at Severus, but manages to cool down, slightly- alright…
Hermione:-sighs in relief- do you think you can hold it…just for a little bit longer. Do you want to sing next.
Voldemort:gladly. Besides, I need to vent anyways. –walks on stage-
Hermione:-nods and walks back to seat next to Severus this time. Looks at Severus who seems to be standing stiffly- you alright, Professor?
Snape:thank you Miss Granger…5 points for saving my life. –not knowing how else to repay her for saving his life-
Hermione:-blushes- it was nothing…-looks back at Voldie-
Tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup plays in the background
Voldemort:
Harry just hit the wall
Never had it all
Harry:-mouth is gapped open-
His cousin is a pig
Harry: -thinking-how do you know that
And all his family is dead
Harry:-glares at him-
He dreams about a door
All thanks to Voldemort
He was born to stop him
So where is his plan
He was going to save the wizards
He was going to pass the NEWTS
He was going to save them all
From mighty Voldemort
Voldemort is his archenemy
Looks back in time
And sees that nothing has been alright
Lucius and Draco: -starts to like this song and gets up and dances-
Since he started Hogwarts
Everything's a problem
With Ron and Hermione
Helping him along the way
The Slytherins tell him that he's uncool
But he is preoccupied
With the, with the, with the Dark Lord
Whooo
The Dark Lord
Whooo
He's heard all the prophecies
He knows every line
From the one when he was born
Even Voldemort's
He's been knocked out, wham
Not a big Voldemort fan
Thought he'd get a hand
From Dumbledore
Where his fire bolt
Made of mahogany
And whose idea was it, to make him the start of the prophet?
When did he become, the chosen one?
Since he started Hogwarts
Everything's a problem
With Ron and Hermione
Helping him along the way
The Slytherins tell him that he's uncool
But he is preoccupied
With the, with the, with the Dark Lord
Whooo
The Dark Lord
Whooo
He hates his scar
It hurts him
When did Voldemort get inside his head
And did Ron become a keeper
Ron:-glares at Voldie-
Please make this stop, stop
So he can understand
Since he started Hogwarts
Everything's a problem
With Ron and Hermione
Helping him along the way
The Slytherins tell him that he's uncool
But he is preoccupied
With the, with the, with the Dark Lord
Whooo
The Dark Lord
Whooo
Since he started Hogwarts
Everything's a problem
With Ron and Hermione
Helping him along the way
The Slytherins tell him that he's uncool
But he is preoccupied
With the, with the, with the Dark Lord
Whooo
The Dark Lord
Whooo
Hermione: -finds this humorous and is laughing-
Harry and Ron: -looking at Hermione and gaps at her- Hermione! Did you hear what he said about us!
Hermione: I know, but that's what makes it even more funny! –starts to gain control on laughing- sorry…sorry –now just chuckling, reaches into the hat again and gets out the next person's name- Mr. Malfoy, your up.
Lucius: -gets up and stands arrogantly and poses his sexy smirk-
Tune by "I'm Too Sexy" from Right Said Fred
Lucius:
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Hermione:-stops everything she is doing and stares wide eyes at that floor-
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touché on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touché on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Hermione: -slowly claps- ….
Ron: -mutter to Harry- why am I not surprised that he sand this song?
Harry: -mutters back to Ron- because he's arrogant
Remus: -with his wolf senses he can hear Harry and Ron's conversation- too true. Too true
Lucius: -gets off stage with that smirk again on his face-
Draco: -stomach grumbles loudly- can we now eat….I think the food is starting to get cold…
Hermione: yes, let's go eat.
Sirius: Wait a minute! We didn't hear you sing yet
Draco: -know not worrying that he is hungry and now want to see what Hermione's going to sing- yes what are you going to sing?
Hermione: -knows she can't get out of this one- Alright –walks on stage and music starts-
Tune from "Crushed" by Rosette plays in background
Hermione: I told myself today was gonna be the day
No more excuses 'cause I knew exactly what to say
Was gonna make my play, but just like yesterday
My mind erased, and I let the moment slip away
Another night, got me sittin' here all on my own
Pickin' up the phone, but I can't get passed the dial tone
Rockin' my brain; goin' insane; again and again
I can't keep goin' this way
Guys: -some are almost drooling at how beautiful Hermione sounds…-
[Chorus
Crushed, by the sweetest lips I've never kissed
And your fingertips
And the warmest touch that I've always missed
Crushed, by the softest hands I've never held
Probably never tell
You're the strongest love that I've ever felt
Crushed, that I haven't ever let you know
How it always goes
'Cause I lose my nerve whenever you get close
And so I'm left, short of breath
With that heavy feelin' in my chest
Baby I'm so crushed
So I told myself that tomorrow's gonna be the day
And I keep on tellin' myself that I'm gonna find a way
And I won't be afraid, just like yesterday
Won't walk away
Never gonna let another chance slip away
'Cause I gotta know which ever way it's gonna go
Rest my heart and soul, 'cause there can never be no more
Rackin' my brain; goin' insane; again and again
I won't keep goin' this way
[Chorus
Crushed, by the sweetest lips I've never kissed
And your fingertips
And the warmest touch that I've always missed
Crushed, by the softest hands I've never held
Probably never tell
You're the strongest love that I've ever felt
Crushed, that I haven't ever let you know
How it always goes
'Cause I lose my nerve whenever you get close
And so I'm left, short of breath
With that heavy feelin' in my chest
Baby I'm so crushed
-does a spell to make herself sing with two different words-
[Bridge
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
I dont' know just what to do
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
Oh I...
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
And so I'm left, short of breath
With that heavy feelin' in my chest
Baby I'm so...
[Chorus
Crushed, by the sweetest lips I've never kissed
And your fingertips
And the warmest touch that I've always missed
Crushed, by the softest hands I've never held
Probably never tell
You're the strongest love that I've ever felt
Crushed, that I haven't ever let you know
How it always goes
'Cause I lose my nerve whenever you get close
And so I'm left, short of breath
With that heavy feelin' in my chest
Baby I'm so crushed
[Bridge
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
And the warmest touch that I've always missed
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
You're the strongest love that I've ever felt
Crushin' I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Gotta find a way to you
And so I'm left, short of breath
With that heavy feelin' im my chest
Baby I'm so crushed
Hermione:-looks at the guys and smirks- weren't expecting this book worm could sing could you?
Guys:-JUST nod there heads as a "yes"-
Hermione:Right…let's go eat dinner –walks over to her seat and sits down-
Guys -follow behind her and take their seats-
Hermione:who ready to say a blessing?
Voldemort:-stands up- I just want to say that this is truly has been the best Thanks Giving party I have ever been to and I want to thank you Hermione that you didn't make me kill Severus, though, I probably wouldn't have… -sits back down-
Hermione:Ummm…your welcome?
The big group ate their meals and laughed and talked about whatever came into mind. From the talent show to what they were doing right after they gradate…even though they had some time before that all happened.
Since everyone was soooo tired to even leave Malfoy Manor, they all just decided to sleep there instead.
Hermione got the guest bedroom, which was right next to Draco's bedroom.
Severus slept on the couch
Sirius morphed into his animagus and slept near the warm fire.
Remus slept over near the windowsill.
Lucius went to his room and slept there, no surprise there.
Harry and Ron had to, grudgingly, agree to sleep in Draco's room. It being the only one out of three bedrooms to have a fire to keep themselves warm.
Voldemort slept on the biggest comfiest couch of all. Snoring. Who would've guessed that the Dark Lord snored?
All in all everyone fell asleep peacefully
Voldemort: -snores loudly-
Other guys, except Hermione: -groan loudly remembering or is now realizing that the Dark Lord snored- great! –they whispered harshly-
Hermione: -who is snuggled in the sheets of the bed and has a smile in her face as she dreams of her best Thanks Giving she has ever had-
(A/N:-phew!- I am whipped out! I have been working this for five hours STRAIT!!! OMM I have not left this seat so you guys BETTER be happy that I did this. HAPPY THANKS GIVING, just incase I forget it. Okay it's official. This will/hope/might be the ONLY chapter where it is 27 pages long. MAN are my fingers and eyes tried! Right now as I finish this it is now JUST turned 1:00 A.M. on Thursday, November 22, 2007! WOW! Am I –yawns- tired.
Me: -starts to fall asleep- I hope you guys….-yawns- review...-head moves to right and falls asleep right in front of the computer-
Lucius: -who happens to walk in when he was about to tell me to go to bed, stops and stares for a second before shaking his head and walked over towards me- Too tired my Slytherin Princess? –smiles and lifts me up. Carries me to his bed and lets this writer fall asleep-
Please review for this tired Slytherin Princess. It would mean a lot to her. You guys not review has made her think that you guys are now falling out of this story. I guess she was hoping that this would make up for the last chapter for you guys to THIS TIME, review. Please review. She could really use it. Good night and Happy Thanks Giving –turns out light and sleep on the other side of the bed-
PLEASE REVIEW –YAWNS- Okay Seriously I am going to bed! It's already 1:06 A.M. GOOD NIGHT! PLEASE REVIEW!! LONGEST I HAVE EVER DONE! IT is now 28 pages for this chapter! Means a lot to me!