-LUCKY CANDAY!-
Linds wandered down the dark street during the dark night when he came up to... the light alley. Just joking it was dark.
"Okay i'm here" Linds announced into the alley "now tell me who you are!"
A voice came from the alley.
"We are mercenaries for money" Said a first voice.
"Hunters for hire" Said a second one.
"Karate guys for cash" said the first one again.
"What's your point" Linds interuppted.
"We heard that you have a small Hedgehog problem" the second one said.
"We could help...for the right price" announced the first voice.
"... Deal"
-The next morning-
Sonic walked out into the backyard as Linds watched from his window. Waiting... waiting for Sonic's demise.
-Elsewhere-
Shadow was sitting on the couch bored channel surfing.
Suddenly two puffs of smoke appeard on either side of him. When it cleared there was two guys, both looked exactly the same. A karate outfit and a white mask over there face with a green hood attached to the back of it.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The two shouted back and forth.
"Who are you freaks?" Shadow asked.
"We are Karate Duo Numbuh 1!" the first one said
"Numbuh 1!" the second shouted.
"How can you be #1 if your a Duo?" Shadow asked.
"Because... WERE NUMBUH 1!" the first announced
"NUMBUH 1 BEAT ALL!" #2 replied.
"We are here to kick your butt and get the bounty!" #1 said.
"Who put a bounty on me?" Shadow asked.
"Do you think we are stupid enough to tell you that Linds did it?" #2 said.
"Yeah what do you take us for? idiots?" #1 asked.
"You must be, how do you plan on defeating the Ultimate life form?" Shadow asked "See? it's even been bolded AND underlined!"
The two looked at each other then back at Shadow.
"LUCKY CANDAY!" they announced as #1 pulled out a candy bar in red wrapping that said "Lucky Candy: Taste the glory."
They split and at there "Lucky Canday".
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"SHUUUUUT UUUUUUP" Shadow shouted.
-Sonic-
Linds was getting frustrated. He angrily looked as his watch.
"Man what's keeping them they should have been here by now..." Linds sighed looking down at Sonic again waiting for the Karate Duo's arival.
-LUCKY CANDAY-
The karate duo jumped at Shadow and since i'm to lazy to cordinate a fight scene a comical dust cloud rose around them.
And then finnaly it started to go away showing the victor as...
BEEEEEEEP
We are preforming our weekly test
BEEEEEEP
And stopping the scheduled brodcast
BEEEEEEP
And to anybody who dosen't like that, well you can go
BEEEEEEP
Yourself. Returning to the program.
-Linds-
"They better give refunds" Linds seethed.
A puff of smoke appeared in his room, when it passed the Karate Duo were there and had Shadow in a cage.
"We caught the Hedgehog" #1 announced.
Linds's eye started twitching.
"THATS THE WRONG ONE!" Linds shouted "How do you plan on getting out of this?" Linds asked.
The two looked at each other then back at Linds.
"LUCKY CANDAY!"
-End-
Look at me Ma I updated!
Anyhoo I have a bunch of excuses lined up so I decided not to bore you with them.
In unrelated news I now own Brawl. And I must admit...it is the best buy...I...Ever...Made my brother make...
Also to anyone who can figure out where I got the Karate Duo from gets a cookie!