A\N: About the big bang, I don´t believe it happened. =)
AT: Ahhhh! It´s good to be back.
SK: It´s not good to have you back.
AT: (ignoring) Can you believe it? Chapter 10! Thanks!
Sk: Thanks? For what?
AT: Anyway, we´ve got new dares!
Sk: Again?
AT: So, let´s get started with the dares.
Sk: Please don´t. Nobody here appreciates what you´re doing so just leave. Also-
AT: SKIPPER! SHUT UP!
Sk:…..
AT: Good!...Actually that just cleared my throat. From now on, I´ll always yell at Skipper at the beginning of an chapter.
Sk: Great.
AT: Now, first dare. Hans and Skipper-
Sk: NO WAY! HE IS NOT GOING TO KISS ME AGAIN!
AT: -Are going to switch accents.
Hs: Switch my beautiful Danish accent with his funny one?
Sk: My accent is not funny.
Hs: You think that because you´re deaf.
Sk: Ever heard yourself talk?
Hs: Yes, and I fall in love with my voice everytime I hear it. How else do you think I got the Chinstrap sister to-
AT: (switches accents)
Hs: help me in framing- My voice!
Sk: Ahh! What happened?
AT: Relax. You won´t die.
Sk.& Hs: I´d rather!
AT: And while these two drama birds calm down, Kowalski!
Kw: He´s not here.
AT: Oh really? Then why am I talking to him?
Kw: That´s just his..um….ghost.
AT: Alright then. There is this person who´d just love to ask him a question all about science, but since he´s not here, I´ll just have to give it to Blowhole.
Kw: No, wait! His body just caught up with his spirit. (clears throat) What is the question?
AT: (rolls eyes) Kowalski, did the big bang happen?
Kw: Yes…um…I think…maybe?
AT: Good enough for me. Somebody bring the time machine!
Mt: Here it is! (carries a huge, heavy machine into the room)
Everyone: (stares)
AT: Umm, thanks Mort.
Mt: You are welcomed!
Pv: Is it safe? (leans into the opening)
Sk: PRIVATE! GET AWAY FROM THERE! (tackles him to the ground. Private lands on top of Skipper)'
Sk: Y-you should be careful, man! You could´ve fallen in. Then what do I do?
Pv: You´re right, Skippah. Sorry.
Sk: (smiles) Alright, soldier.
Kw: Okay, one, two, thr-
Jtt: Kowalski, if you don´t return I´m going to kill you!
Kw: Got that. THREE! (jumps in)
Hs: Now that he´s gone, can I take his place?
Sk: Rejected.
Hs: Oh, okay.
Sk: Unless you give me my accent back.
Hs: AT?
AT: Fine. (switches accents again)
Hs: How about now?
Sk: Uhhhhhh, no.
Hs: (scowls)
(Silence. Everyone´s waiting for his return. Then Kowalski comes crashing out of the machine.)
Kw: Ahhh! Ow!
Sk: The first penguin who ever experienced the big bang. Aren´t you jealous, Blowy?
Dr.B: No, not really.
Sk: (frowns)
AT: Next dare! For this we have a guest.
Pom4ever: Hi!
Mt: HI!
AT: Welcome. So, Private, come here for your own special kiss.
Sk: You never told us that she´s going to kiss Private.
AT: Did I have too? No.
Sk: Yeah.
PoM4ever: Are we gonna talk all day?
AT: Sorry.
Pv: Well, I´ve never had a kiss. (he nervously goes over to Pom4ever, who kisses him sweetly)
AT: Next da- (Marlene elbows her)
Pv: (blushes)
PoM4ever: Yeah, um…thanks for letting me do this…Bye!
AT: Bye! Come back anytime! And I´m saying this to a certain penguin, don´t you dare, call her up and telling her to stay away.
Sk: Who? Me?
AT: Okay, Skipper, you´ve been dared to give Blowhole a piggy-back ride.
Sk:….WHAT? AGAIN?
Everyone: What do you mean again?
Sk: I mean why do I have to humiliate myself to DEATH! Again!
Dr.B: Skipper, there is one thing I learned in this TD. The sooner you clam up and obey, the sooner you can get out of here. (Blowhole rides over to Skipper)
Sk: Wh-what are you doing?
Dr.B: (lets himself drop on Skipper)
Pv: Skipper!
Sk: Mhmmphfmfmrngm!
Ml: Get off him, you´re crushing him!
Dr.B: You really think so? Then I won´t. (all of the sudden, Blowhole is lifted up. Skipper raises him higher, then throws him to the side)
Sk: I couldn´t breathe down there. Everything smelled like fish, moisturizer and dolphin!
Dr.B: (uses tail to swat Skipper away) Do you want to know how you smelled?
AT: Okay! You can discuss how you smell after the show! Also Mort, here are your superpowers. (zaps Mort with a ray gun)
KJ: Yes! Zap him! Haha!
Mt: I feel….powerly!
AT: Good, it´s the right one. This thing looks too alike with the goldfish-transformer….ahem. Next dare. Hans, copy Rico.
Hs: A little more specific, please.
AT: Imitate the maniac!
Rc: Me?
Hs: Me?
Rc: What?
Hs: What?
Rc: Stop tat!
Hs: Stop tat!
Rc: Grrrr.
Hs: Grrrrr, does that mean he´s angry?
Rc: (raises flipper)
Hs: (raises flipper too)
Rc: (brightens up. He slaps himself. Hard)
Hs: (also slaps himself)
Rc: (swallows bomb)
Hs: (copies Rico after some hesitation: Then he drinks some water. A low hiss emerged from Hans' stomach. Smoke comes out)
Rc: (frowns)
Hs: (frowns)
AT: Marlene, make a plan for you and Maurice. On a date.
Ml: Why Maurice?
AT: Because. Do you have something against it? (Mort is giggling in the background, many Julians around him)
Ml: No.
Mr: What kind of date exactly?
AT: Ask Marlene. She´s the woman with the plan.
Ml: Well. I was thinking, moonlight, Spanish guitar, oysters, candles…fruit and exotic moods.
Mr: Sounds good.
AT: Sweet. What about poems?
Ml: And love songs.
AT: Flowers.
Ml: Beautiful decorations.
AT: Suits and dresses.
Ml: Clear, starry night.
Sk: The next dare.
AT: Yeah, Marlene and Maurice…Nope, you don´t have another dare. Good night you two.
Mr&Ml: Goodbye!
Sk: What if I´m their waiter. Sounds good doesn´t it? Farewell!
AT: Not so fast. (grabs Skipper and pulls him back)
Rc: Let go!
Hs: Let go!
AT: And now…."Danza Kuduro" danced by Julian…
KJ: YEAH! That´s me, baby! Thanking you all my wonderful fans. (fans shouting in the background)
AT:…And me. (silence) Yeah, thanks for the encouragement.
Mt: (clapping with Okkus, Julians, and bees)
AT: Thank you.
Rc: (turns the boombox on)
Hs: (wanting to turn it on again, but turn it off)
Rc: (on)
Hs: (off)
Rc: (on)
Hs: (off)
Rc: (on)
Hs: (off)
Rc: (on)
Hs: (off)
AT: (on. Music starts)
KJ: (immidiently starts dancing)
AT: (hesitates)
KJ: Come on, Apple toes!
AT: Achat Tych- whoa! (King Julian grabs her and forced her to start dancing)
KJ: Dance! Forget yourself on the floor. And just let go!
AT: Like this?(lets go of Julian who had been clinging to her while spinning. KJ crashes, but comes out of the pile, dancing again)
Mt: Wow. What are they saying?
Pv: Beats me. Umm, Danza Kuduro, namsomething mariba..
Sk: Uh, sora, koruro..
Kw: It´s Spanish.
Rc: Corse.
Hs: Corse.
Rc: I´m a idiot.
Hs: I´m a idiot.
Rc: (grin)
Hs: Wait, what?
AT: Okay, stop. I need a break.
KJ: Just a little more practice. Maybe you can..I don´t know...come over to my place sometime?
AT: (glares) Forget it. Uh, Private, you´ve been dared to talk backwards for the rest of the chapter.
Pv:?yhW
AT: Because it´s a dare.
Pv: .Ho
Mt: Look! I´ve put a spell on the frowny penguin.
Sk: (is eyeing AT eagerly)
AT: S-Skipper, why are you looking at me like that?
Sk: Did anybody ever tell you how cute you are?
AT: Yeah. (frowns) Cleverbot.
Sk: But I´ve never told you that I think you´re like the only weed in a rose g-I mean rose in a weed garden.
AT: What the-? Mort! What happened?
Mt: I don´t know. I just talked to him. And then there were flashy lights.
AT: Oh great. (Skipper is nearing her) I swear, if you dare to come any closer-
Sk: Then you´ll do what?
A: THIS! (pounces on him and starts slapping him)
Pv: !potS !TA
Mt: Feelings reverse.
Sk: Ow! Ow! AT, stop that or else-
AT: Slapping always helps.
Sk: Grrrrrr…
AT: Not my fault, you started it.
Sk: Did not.
AT: Did too!
Sk: Did not!
AT: Did too!
Sk: Did not!
AT: Did too!
Sk: Did not!
AT: Did too!
Sk: Did not!
AT: Did not!
Sk: Did too!
AT: That´s what I´ve been saying the whole time. Alright, last dare. Kowalski and Juliette, go back in time, and have your honey moon on the Titanic.
Kw: And if we never come back?
AT: It was nice knowing you….Just kidding, you won´t die. We have the time machine, right?
Jtt: Okay, let´s go.
Kw: Alright…(they both step into the time machine)
Pv: !noom yenoh ecin a evaH
Sk: Yeah! What ever he said.
Jtt: Thanks! (they step in)
AT: Ready?
Kw&Jtt:(both having their arms around each other) Yes!
AT: Okay, 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1….!
(the couple hang on as everything spins around)
Jtt: (opens eyes) Where are we?
Kw: In the earth, in a ocean, on a ship, in a bedroom, in a bed…
Jtt: So this is the Titanic. Wow, it´s huge!
Kw: And look at all the carvings. And furniture.
Jtt: How much do you think it costs do build such a beauty?
Kw: I dunno… (door knocks)
Jtt: Come in!
Pv: .devrs gnieb si renniD
Kw: What?
Pv: .devrs gnieb si renniD
Jtt: Do you speak English?
Pv: !yaw siht .no emoC
Kw: I think he wants us to follow him.
Jtt: Okay.
(they both follow Private into the dining room)
Pv: .era uoy erehT
Jtt: Thanks. What ever you just said.
Kw: Look! (the dining room was enormous and decorated in a breath taking fashion. The table was so long, you couldn´t tell who sat on the other end. The chandeliers were sparkling diamonds and so on.)
Rc: Wud you two like to sit her?
Hs: Wud you two like to sit her?
Jtt: No thank you, the sir already asked us.
Rc: You new her?
Hs: You new her?
Kw: (gives Hans a strange looks, who turns away embarrassed)
Jtt: Yes.
KJ: Isn´t the Titanic so full of awesomness? My brother build it and is driving.
Kw: Your brother?
KJ: Yeah. Skipper.
Kw: What is his name.
KJ: Skipper-
Kw: No, I mean his name...
KJ: SKIPPER ALREADY!
Kw:….oh.
Mt: Look! The grapes are floating into my mouth!
Jtt:….wow. Umm,
KJ: Mort. I´m King Julian by the way. Yes, The Awesome King Julian!
Jtt: How did you do that, Mort?
Mt: With my mouth. (catches another grape and giggles)
Sk: Hey, bro. Impressing another one of our guests?
KJ: No. I´m flattering them with The Awesome-
Sk: Yeah, yeah, I get the point. Anyway, I´m Skipper.
Kw: Kowalski.
Jtt: Juliette. Nice metting you.
Sk: Likewise. (turns toward Kowalski) Do I know you? You look familiar.
Kw: I don´t- (CRASH)
Jtt: What was that?
Sk: Nothing, I´m sure. But I´d better check.
Mt: I love me.
KJ: Ahem.
Mt: Bless you. I can do magical things. Like: Het tanictsioigg notrcsha ghtrwnio. (The whole room shook and water came flowing in)
Guests: AHH!
Random Person1: HELP!
Random Person2:WE´RE SINKING!
Random Person4: NO! I DON´T WANT TO DIIIEEEEE!
Random Person3: SHUT UP FELI! WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!
Random Person9: STOP COMFORTING HIM WITH LIES, LUDWIG! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
KJ: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WRONG SHOW!
Random Person7: RIGHT-O, DUDE! WE ARE NOT!
Random Person6: We are, Alfred.
Random Person7: OH, RIGHT YOU ARE. SORRY BOUT THAT!
Sk: Calm down everyone. Just a little leak in the ship.
Kw: WHAT DID THE CAPTIAN SAY?
Jtt: I DON´T KNOW!
Kw: Wait, do you feel that?
Jtt: Yeah, just in time.
AT: Are you guys okay?
Jtt: We are now.
Kw: Perfect timing AT. We were just sinking.
Sk: Wait, wait. Ringtail and I were brothers?
Rc: Yup.
Hs: Yup.
AT: Okay. Well at least everyone´s back where they belong.
Random Person1: Mon dieu! No. What about me?
AT: How did you end up here?
RP1: (shrugs) I don´t know.
AT: Off you go. (zaps him away)
Sk: So, at the end of last chapter you said something of a surprise.
AT: Yeah, I am so sorry about the fact that the plane still hadn´t landed. Really, I apologize for this time mistake. But don´t worry, you will get your surprise.
Sk: No, you can just keep it.
AT: Who said it was going to be an "it"?
Kw: It. The object. The surprise. Him\her. That person.
AT: Got it. So, the end of another wonderful chapter. See you all next time! And don´t forget, review. And if you have some things you think I should change about this, tell me.
Sk: I have a list.
AT: Not you.
Sk: Well, I am going to write it anyway.
A\N: The end. =] Also, if you can guess what episode the ´Random People´ were from, you get a prize. =} Tip: It maybe hard so here are some hints: Mint, kitten, grandpa, SOS, polar bear and a quote: "Who are you?" XD Bye!