Ok this episode will be a break before the final match. Rashi is dead, Alexis is having a tough time and Chris is a drug dealing psycho who has nothing better to do than sell crack and fuck people up but anyway enjoy this chapter of total mayhem and some characters return in this chapter and one new character.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

Dun dun dun, Ash's Girl Game Show!!!

Chris: Hello everyone…again. Now this episode is going to be kind of a rest episode before our two finalists Misty and Dawn go head to head. You know what I think the damn writer of this story is purposely making Dawn win all these challenge so it makes all you viewers at home get nervous.

Writer of the story: Mwuahahaha

Mark: HEY FUCK YOU WRITER!

Michael/Me: Watch what you say to me bro.

Mark: You are back? With…May?

May: Yep we decided to have a relationship.

Guy at home watching TV: No contest shipping! *stabs himself in the stomach with a samari sword*

Chris: Ah shit man why did you have to come back. I only had one more asshole to get rid of and you come back. You know what I remember you saying this place is a shithole so I need to give you a reply. *stuck the rude finger up*.

Pokeshipper101: Oh look the midget is trying to act tough.

Chris: I find that condescending.

Pokeshipper101: Condescending? That's a BIG word for you.

Chris: Great now I have to deal with another one I can't wait till these two episodes are over. Luckily that crazy mother fucker with the chainsaw didn't come back.

Tanner: Oh I'm coming back to deal with YOU and that dick ASH!

Tanner revved up the chainsaw. He had the look of protectiveness and revenge in his eyes.

Mark: You realize it's going to be a massacre when Tanner returns.

Chris: Yeah whatever, you know what I don't even know why we are having this episode today since both girls are at home with Ash resting and we don't have anything special planned for this episode.

Misty and Dawn were running around in the kitchen preparing hundreds of meals for Ash while watching the Ash's Girl Game Show.

Dawn: Ah yeah…resting?

Misty: This is bullshit, I burned the turkey.

Misty took out her mallet and smashed it as hard as she could. Instead of splattering chicken black dust spread everywhere.

Dawn: Man.

Back to the show…

Chris: Well since we don't have anything planned why don't you, the audience, make stuff up.

May: Let's sing a song.

Chris: Please, fuck no.

Michael/Me: I guess I will go first and I'm going to sing a song my favourite villain sings but just letting everyone know I love nature and this song is not my personality, ok hear I go:

Hit me one time!
Hit me twice!
Oh ah Ohhh - that's rather nice!

Oil and grime...poison sludge
Diesel clouds and noxious muck
Slime beneath me...slime up above
Ooh you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love.

I see the world and all the creatures in it
I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach

Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand
With the destruction of this worthless jungle land
And what a beautiful machine they have provided
To slice a path of doom with my sweet breath to guide it

Hahahahahahhaaahaha

Filthy brown acid rain
Pouring down like egg chow mein

Slime beneath me (mmm) Slime up above

Oooh you'll love my (ah ah ah) Toxic Love

Chris: Your favourite villain must be really fucked up.

Michael/Me: Well he is crazy but I reckon he rocks.

Pokeshipper101: *yawn* this is getting boring, let's do something else.

Mark: How about we try and throw a ball into a glass of beer.

Everyone: ???

Commercial Break Begins…

Crow: Watch this.

A guy is sitting in a comfortable chair in his backyard. The crow flies and presses the door bell; the guy walks to it while the crow shuts the back, glass door. When the guy walks quickly to the back glass door and smashes through it. The glass went everywhere.

Crow: Hahaha do it again, do it again.

Some guy: Windex. Makes glass so clear that it makes you do dumb fucking shit. Also it can kill someone.

Director: Fuck, I'm gonna get sued apparently the guy is so pissed at the crows that he shot them with his shot gun, then a car ran into his house. Then a Hiroshima bomb landed on him.

Commercial Break Ends…

Chris: Jeez! Alright I don't know why you would want to do that put ok.

A worker put a large glass of beer on a table on the stage and Mark came down with a tennis ball. He closely aimed the ball and threw it. The ball landed straight in the glass. Everyone clapped for some reason.

Mark: Take that fuck head.

Chris grabbed the beer glass and bit into it. His mouth started to bleed.

Chris: Take that…head fuck.

Michael/Me: Chris is the dumbest piece of shit that every crawled out of a human's hairy ass.

Meanwhile in the back…

Alexis: This is insane; I have been STUCK IN THIS PLACE FOR THREE WEEKS!!! I have received 50 slaps from Chris and counting. What's worse he might be able to make his drug deal.

Back on the stage…

Bruno: Hi, I find you attractive and that suit looks sexy.

Chris: Hey aren't you Borat?

Bruno: Oh Borat is so 2006.

Chris: Well I kind of feel uncomfortable around you.

Bruno: Ahh what?

Mark: He doesn't WANT YOU HERE YOU FUCKING FAG!!!

Bruno ran out crying. Of course the audience began to leave since the writer is running out of ideas.

Writer of the story: Oh man, I can't think of anything, I'm just going to end the show.

The bell rang and everyone left. Chris went into the back to deal with Alexis. No one knew this but Rashi is still alive.

Rashi the crazy man: Wow bullet proof vests actually work and luckily had ketchup packs in my shirt pocket. Now it is time to fucking take care of Chris.

END OF EPISODE 8

I'm sorry everyone, I am saving my last remaining funny stuff for the last episode so I didn't know what to do with this one. LOL the next chapter will be way better I promise. I will update soon.