If the rumours are true, I'm pretty excited about an attempted stabbing with scissors.
Today I woke up to some "breaking news." There had been an attempted stabbing in front of a school. I won't say which school it was, but I had the sudden urge to go there and meet the student who committed the wonderful act. Apparently, the student is going to be facing some time in a youth centre. If I could, I would visit him every day and get to know him. He would probably be my soul mate if he loved scissors as much as I do. However, if he didn't, he and a pair of my scissors would have a certain heart-to-heart conversation.