I´m going to shock you now. I´m not just going to talk shit, sound ignorant and talk about my personal life. I know, it´s shocking.

This topic will actually have substance, so you can go now.

Today we are going to talk about the end of The Vampire Diaries. I talk a lot of shit about it, but I really do like it and I connect a lot of memories with it, like the discovery of my sexuality through Ian Somerhalder. Mama likes that V-line. Just kidding I saw Leonardo Titanico, when I was eleven and suddenly my lady parts began to tickle. Damn it I just talked about my personal life again. Fuck it.

(You may realize that I am not particularly good with commas. That´s, because I not a native in English and your comma rules are fucking weird.)

I am not going to talk about the general end, but about the likelihood of the happy end.

We all want a happy end right? Or our version of it. I wrote my preferred end down in my Klaroline Appreciation chapter. It is basically Delena playing house, Benzo having a small family (still don´t care for them, but in a weak moment I decided to be nice), Stefan being somewhere without Caroline and Caroline going to New Orleans.

But the show never really had a happy end ever. Something was always wrong and this show is in the end also about blood, death and tragedy. This show won´t go out with happiness or happiness for everybody. I think that Stefan's death is still pretty likely and I don´t just say that, because of my dislike for him. A bloody death could be likely, but my favourite theory is that he will choose death. He will sit in front of his old home or the hut where it all began and then he will take his sunlightring of and burn. I think Ian Somerhalder pitched that idea one time. He said he and Stefan should sit on the beach, drink and then die together, but why would they do that?

For them to die they would need to severe their ties. Stefan still has a reason to be alive. He could never kill himself if he still had Caroline. They would need to break up. If one breaks up and the other would still cry about it then the death would be highly illogical. Their ties need to be severed in a different way. It is way easier with Damon. His probability to choosing death is directly linked to Elena. She is the one person he cannot live without. If Elena would die for good, then I´ll bet my fat ass that Damon will kill himself.

I always saw Caroline as one of the only people that won´t die. She will survive and she has so many reasons to do that. She has the twins and is a fighter nature. (We will all laugh at this if Caroline would actually dies, because Cade killed her or she wanted to protect Dizzie and Karla. I just can´t remember the twins stupid names.)

But I have my theories on how they could severe their ties and romantic connection.

Uno

I always kind of fear that they would bring Stelena back, but surprisingly I only sometimes hated them. Sometimes they were actually kind of cute, but in the first season they were the WORST. Stefan could technically pursue another love interest. My favourite ladies were Lexi (only bromance), Katherine (all hail the evil queen) and Rebekah (but I still liked her for Matt, because he sucked a lot less when he was with Rebekah). Caroline won´t get a new man, because she is very stupid. It is sometimes very hard to like her. I´d hate her if it wasn´t for Klaroline and because I could see who she could be if she would be with him.

Dos

THE TWINS. He is going to do some weird shit and seriously endanger the twins or decide that he is too dangerous for them. They are more worth to her then Stefan (as they should be, because those living breathing human came out of her vagina).

Trois

Look I speak French now. They will realize that they aren´t meant to be. She wants different things and she still wants to see the world. That it is hard and they aren´t the same people anymore and Cade changes Stefan too much. I´m so excited what he will do to Stefan by the way.

Me: Please say it.

Juli Plec: Fine. You get a Stefan without his humanity. You get a Stefan without his humanity. Everybody gets a Stefan without his humanity

Jk. As is they would ever be that logical

In conclusion, it is highly likely that we won´t get a happy end. I´m sure of nothing at this moment. Will Elena even come back or are they going to screw us over by giving us Katherine, but not Elena?

I just want to pitch that probability. Not all characters can have their happy endings and not all will, so decide one cause you will root for. I choose Caroline and Stefan not being together. It would also make it so much easier for Caroline to transition to TO if Stefan dies. Just sayin.

Side note: I already got my Stefan without humanity. I pre write a lot of the things that aren´t reviews and release them when I feel like it.)

I´m out

XOXO

Q