NOTE: I suck at updating so don't expect fast updates anymore. But the story will be completed.

"Wow this is so exciting!" Bolin said getting all giddy at attending his first college party. The krew had just arrived at Iroh's house.

As soon as Korra walked out of the car she knew something wasn't right about the scene. Where they are right now wasn't the type of place where one would throw a college party. Mainly because Iroh's house looks a lot like a medieval castle but with a modern twist, nothing like Asami's. At least Asami's house looks more like an actual house. Also the statues outside are probably antic and Korra's pretty sure that Iroh's parents would be mad if someone pees on it. Mako looks pretty suspicious too or maybe she's just overthinking it.

Bolin was already at the door knocking loudly.

"Are you sure this is where the party is at? Because it doesn't seem like it" Mako said as he notices the lack of people going crazy and the loud music that usually plays. The only thing he sees are the expensive cars parked around the long driveway that leads to the house.

"Yes this is Iroh's house…" Kuvira pauses and her face pales "Oh fuck."

The door to the house suddenly opens and a butler welcomes them in, taking their coats.

"Oh fancy" Bolin said.

"I think we're at the wrong house" Korra whispers to Asami while her eyes darts around the room. Everywhere Korra's eyes land there are people wearing fancy white clothing. Korra notices that at least the guest goes to Republic University not random strangers.

"This is a party?" Mako questioned.

"I feel under dress" Bolin said when a man looks him over and scoffs. Bolin was wearing a green hoodie and rip up jeans. The rest of the krew was also wearing casual clothing.

"Hey Asami!" Iroh calls out when she spots her.

"Hi Iroh" Asami waves at Iroh. "So is this the party?"

"Oh crap! Did I forget to tell you that this was going to be a white party?"

"Yeah and the fact that it's a formal party not your normal college party where everyone is intoxicated and grinding on each other!" Kuvira almost yells angrily but holds her herself back when people starts looking at her. Kuvira hated being the center of attention and right now she was. They all were with the clothes they are wearing. Also Kuvira really wanted to go get her freak on.

"I thought it was implied remember the last time I invited you guys to a party?"

Both Asami and Kuvira thought back to when Iroh invited them to his party. And yes all of Iroh's party were formal ones that are color themed. Iroh's last party was a red party because he was trying to impress Asami.

"Fuck now we're going to stick out like a sore thumb" Kuvira grumbled.

"Don't worry about that I have dresses for the girls and tuxes for the guys" Bolin stopped rubbing the spot on his hoodie with a brown stain on it and smiled.

"Do you guys really want to stay?" Mako asked.

"Is the food free?" Korra asked. Asami and Kuvira raised a brow at Korra. "What? We don't have money" Mako nodded in agreement.

"Yes it's free" Iroh replied.

"Then we're in. Where are the tuxes?" Asami and Kuvira again raised a brow at Korra. "What? I ain't wearing no dress" Korra said following the guys to their changing room while Asami and Kuvira went the women's.

The guys and Korra had finished dressing before the girls. Korra, Mako and Bolin were all wearing a white suit and white shoes, except Korra ditched the jacket and left the vest on. They were currently sitting at one of the dining table where half of the guest are. There weren't a lot of people a max of thirty maybe.

The three of them were all fidgeting on their seats while all the other guest freely conversed with each other. They felt uncomfortable and out place. They didn't belong here, they didn't know how to act or mingle with everyone else. Now Korra understands why every time someone would walk pass a bunch of gangster they would look down and avoid eye contact.

Mako leans over and whispers to Korra. "How is this a party?" There was a band but they weren't playing any music so what was their purpose? At least there is unlimited wine.

"How the hell am I supposed to know? This is the first time I've been invited to this kind of stuff. And this is the first time I've worn a dress shirt" Korra said rolling her sleeve up to her elbows.

"Me too but I look good in it so I'm keeping it."

"Why are there so many spoons and forks?" Bolin said looking at his utensils.

"That's just the way it is" the three gangsters look up to find Zhu Li taking the empty seat across from Mako. Korra was saving the empty seat next to her for Asami.

"Zhu Li, what are you doing here?" Korra asked surprised to see the nerd.

"I'm important that's why I'm here."

"Oh. Cool."

"What kind of party is this anyway? It's not the typical college party that I've always heard of" Mako asked.

"No it's not. It's more like a get together. The high ranking students, whose parents are public figures, come together at the beginning of the year to form study groups."

Korra chuckled "Study groups, seriously? Is that a code for like let's get together and do it?"

"No. They actually do study, well there's some fooling around but mostly it's to study. Also this is the time for them to talk about business stuff."

"That's boring" Mako said playing with his fork.

"Yeah it is. Woohoo party" Zhu Li said sarcastically throwing her hands in the air dejectedly.

"Where's Asami?" Korra said slumping on her chair. This stupid party would be so much better with Asami next to her.

It took another ten minutes for Kuvira and Asami to get dress and Korra was not disappointed. Asami looked good with what she was wearing before but the simple white dress she was wearing now was doing wonders to Asami. It didn't over power Asami's porcelain skin and Asami's red lipstick was the right amount of pop of color.

"Wow Asami you look…white" Korra mentally slapped herself for her word vomit. Mako and Zhu Li snickered.

"Thanks, Korra so do you" Asami said loving how flustered Korra is.

"I mean you look amazing" Korra pulled a chair for Asami to sit.

"Thank you" Asami said taking a seat as Korra gently pulled the chair in.

"Kuvira you look amazing as well" Bolin said. Kuvira was wearing the same dress as Asami but to Korra's opinion the dress looks way better on Asami.

The only seat that was left was next to Bolin so Kuvira had no choice but to sit next to him. Bolin who wants to be courteous also pulled a chair out for Kuvira. Kuvira who was not expecting it sat on the chair the exact same time Bolin pulled the chair out. Thank the spirits Kuvira has good reflex, since she was a former assassin, so her hands quickly grabbed hold onto the edge of the table stopping her fall. Kuvira's butt barely hovered above the floor.

The whole room gasped and all eyes were glued on Kuvira. Bolin looked like he was about to have a heart attack by how intense Kuvira was glaring at him.

"I'm so sorry" Bolin quickly helped Kuvira up but Kuvira waved him off. All it took was one glare from Kuvira for everyone to stop looking at her.

"Alright since everybody is here let's get this party started" Iroh clapped his hands to signal the band consisting of a violinist, pianist, and harpist to start playing. Soft music enveloped the room as the first course is served. Waiters flowed through the dining hall and everyone was served a mustard colored soup that had tiny different vegetables in them with a side of bread.

"It looks like the food that Azula cooks" Korra said as she looks disgustingly at it.

"I hope it doesn't taste the same" Mako said.

"So which spoon do we use?" Bolin asked.

"Uh…?"

The three gangsters looked at the three spoons on their table and couldn't decide which one to use. So they opted on watching Asami and copying her. When Asami placed her napkin on her lap they also placed it on theirs. When Asami grabbed the spoon to her right they also grabbed theirs. It was like the three of them were moving in sync with their eyes glued on Asami's every move.

Asami noticed and tried to help them. Asami took her spoon and slowly scooped some soup and gently dragged it to the edge of the bowl to get rid of any spills at the bottom of the spoon. Asami repeated it a couple of times before she gestured for them to try it.

The gangsters all cracked their knuckles and rolled their shoulders. Then they grabbed their spoon and failed miserably.

Bolin got the scooping part but it kept on spilling before it could reach his mouth. Good thing there was a napkin on his lap but it was getting wet very fast.

"Just lean forward and eat it!" Kuvira said getting irritated because Bolin would sigh really loudly each time he'd spill.

"Okay" Bolin leaned to his spoon and finally he got to taste the soup and it was delicious. Bolin went to scoop some more but to his disappointment there was nothing left on his bowl. Bolin sighed again.

"Here take it" Kuvira switched their bowls.

"Thank you so much Kuvira I'm so hungry" Kuvira just rolled her eyes. It was like eating with a child.

Mako seems to be getting it but he's making too much noise. His spoon would hit his plate every time he would dip his spoon and when Mako would take his spoon to drag it to the edge of the bowl the clacking noises got even louder.

Finally Zhu Li threw her bread at Mako to get his attention.

"What?" Mako said narrowing his eyes at Zhu Li.

"You're making too much noise."

"Fine then!' Mako dropped his spoon and gave up. He crossed his arm and took the bread Zhu Li threw at him and ate it.

Korra on the other hand was not used to eating with her left hand. So she was ten times as worse as Bolin and Mako combined. Her hands would shake so all the soup would spill and the noises her spoon makes was so loud that it caused the pianist to falter with his playing.

"Here I'll help you" Asami moved her chair closer to Korra. Then Asami guided Korra's hand with hers. Once Korra had soup in her spoon she leaned forward to eat it. However a hand on her chest prevented her. Korra looked down to see Asami stopping her.

"Trying to cop a feel because I don't mind" Asami rolled her eyes.

"No. you have to bring the spoon to you. Like this" Asami grabbed her own spoon and brought it to her lips and sipped it all lady like. "Now your turn."

Korra took a breath before dipping her spoon. Korra smiled triumphantly when she didn't make any noise. Now the hard part, Asami watched at the edge of her seat as Korra slowly brought her spoon to her mouth. Once Korra felt cold metal on her lips Asami clapped while Korra did a little victory dance. Who knew learning and teaching how to eat soup properly could be so much fun, maybe it's because of who you are doing it with.

Korra stopped her victory dance when she spotted the guy across from her staring at them. Korra glared at him "What are you looking at?"

"Uh…nothing" the guy nervously said before looking down at his soup.

"Oh look who's here. It's Republic University's charity case" Korra remembered that voice it was the same guy that insulted them the first day of school.

"Would you please stop" Asami pleaded.

"Why are you hanging out with them Asami?"

"Hey why don't you just mind your own business…" Mako said but forgot the guy's name.

Zhu Li mouthed to Mako "Lee"

"Yes leave us alone, Lee. We're not bothering you" Mako continued.

"The mere presence of you people bothers me."

"Hey! Why are you so mean?" Bolin said finally stepping in. He couldn't take anymore of Lee insulting his family.

"Well maybe it's because you people are the reason why this city has so many problems. I know who you are" Lee said narrowing his eyes at Korra.

Korra stood her ground and didn't show that comment had shaken her. Could this guy really know who she is?

"Your one of those ladies selling rotten fruits along Yue Bay" Korra released the breath she was holding. "My cousin bought one of your fruits and got sick. You should be ashamed of yourselves."

"No she's not. I've seen her before riding with the Red Lotus gang right?" One of Lee's friend said.

The three gangsters stiffened.

"Yes I remember it was five months ago. You were doing a drive by or selling drugs or something."

Korra discreetly grabbed the steak knife on her table. She wasn't going to jail without a fight. It just sucks that Asami has to see this side of her. Asami was probably going to hate her but she had to do this.

Bolin spotted this and started tapping his foot nervously. He didn't want to kill all these innocent people. Kuvira also saw it and got ready to protect Asami if need be. Mako touched Korra's shoulder stopping her from doing anything drastic but Korra still held the knife firmly in her hands.

"Well you're wrong because we're not part of any gang. If we were then why would we be here risking ourselves?"

"I don't know maybe its part of your mission to infiltrate the university to get information from us!"

"Stop accusing them. Just because they aren't what you call privileged kids doesn't mean they're in a gang. Right Korra?" Asami touched Korra's arm to get her attention. With Mako and Asami both touching her, Korra placed the knife back on the table. Bolin's body relaxed and Kuvira let her guard down.

"No we're not. That could've been anyone." Korra said hating herself for lying to Asami but she's technically not because she's not a member anymore. Korra felt her guilt slip away at her reasoning.

"Well then that settles it. Let's get back to the party" Asami said and got back to teaching Korra.

"Woohoo party" Zhu Li said with zero enthusiasm.

The rest of the guest went back to their food. Korra had forgotten all about the proper etiquette of eating slurped her soup rather loudly.

"Your mom should have thought you better table manners" Lee said showing them how to properly eat.

"Woah hold up a second!" Korra said waving Lee of. "Just because we never met our parents that doesn't mean you can insult them."

"Korra I think they want a battle" Mako said smirking.

Korra cocked a brow at Mako and then she also smirked "Well then I guess it's yo momma time!"

"Yay mommy time!" Bolin cheered.

"Mommy time?" Asami and Kuvira said in unison.

Lee and the rest of the guest look at each other in utter confusion. Zhu Li sat there and watched along, she was intrigued.

Korra shook her arms and stood up before spitting out "Yo momma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!"

The whole room erupted in "Oooooohhhs!" While Mako patted Korra's back as he laughed along with Bolin, and Kuvira who was losing her mind. While Zhu Li spat the soup that was in her mouth and burst out laughing. Asami was lost, maybe they were hiding drugs under their shirt which made them look fat.

"Lee did she really get arrested?" Iroh said shocked.

"What my mom does not do drugs!" Lee screamed and stood up too. "Well your mother is so poor and dumb that when she got a rock and ten carrots for her birthday she was so happy because she thought she got a ten carat rock instead."

"Ooooh! Burn!" Lee's entourage made a lot of noise and gave him a high five. Everyone was standing now.

Asami giggled "Asami your supposed to be on our side" Korra said.

"I'm sorry" Asami bit her lip to keep from laughing. Korra just shook her head, she couldn't stay mad at the girl.

"That was lame" Mako said before clearing his throat "Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said, 'I need your weight not your phone number.'"

"Damnnn!" And the crowd goes wild. Lee's entourage quieted down while some people tapped their wine glass with their spoon. Kuvira and Zhu Li were banging the table as they erupted in laughter.

Lee looked nervous but didn't show it "Well…your mom…is…" Lee struggled to form a joke. Korra and Mako mocked him by making choking noises.

"…she is so fat that she needed to a ride the garbage truck because she was too fat to fit in the limo! Also because she's trash that's why she needs to be in the garbage truck. Ha! Take that, that's like two insults in one!"

"What the fuck?" Kuvira, Korra and Mako all furrowed their brows at Lee's lame joke.

Bolin was about to spit out his own joke when Asami interrupted him

"Your mom is so dumb that she put concealer all over her body and went to rob a bank. And guess what happened?" Asami had to bite her lip to contain her excitement. Korra smiled at how adorable Asami was acting at her first yo momma joke. Asami looked like a kid who's about to open her very first Christmas gift.

The room was quiet and all attention was on Asami.

"She got arrested not because she was robbing a bank but because she was streaking. She thought the concealer would hide her but it didn't. Everything was showing."

Oh Asami you are so lucky you're cute and hot Korra thought. Asami looked at her friends with a big smile. Asami looked so happy and proud that she made a joke. The krew had no choice but to give her two thumbs up and a fake happy smile so they wouldn't break her heart.

"That was not that bad Asami but next time keep it short" Korra said hugging Asami and kissing her head.

"Thanks" Asami hugged Korra back still sporting a big smile.

"Your mom is so stupid that when someone asked her for a rare steak your mom gave them a freshly dead cow" One of the girls in Lee's entourage said.

Korra lets go of Asami, but found her hand to hold instead, to scream "What?" Korra couldn't believe what she was hearing. This has got to be the lamest yo momma battle she's been on.

"The fuck is she talking about. These girls are pretty but the things that come out of their mouth is just ew" Mako said.

Korra steps on Mako's shoes. "I didn't mean Asami."

"I got one! Everybody quiet!" Kuvira yelled silencing the room immediately, even the band stopped playing. Korra and Asami were now rubbing their thumbs over the back of the other's hand.

"Yo momma is so fat not even Dora can explore her!"

"Oh Shit! Good one Kuvira!" Korra cracked up on that one and so did everybody else in the room except for Lee, he was fuming.

"Oh my gosh Kuvira you watch Dora the Explorer too!" Bolin said, finally he and Kuvira has at least one mutual interest.

"No I don't. Those are for babies" Kuvira denied crossing her arms.

"She does" Asami confirmed it, Korra and Asami's shoulders were now touching each other's. Both Korra and Mako laughed even harder earning them a glare from Kuvira.

"Well your mom is so fat that Admiral Zhao didn't need to kill the moon spirit because he could have just used your mom to block the moon because she's like super fat. Like extra super fat" an unknown boy said.

"What is he talking about?" Bolin asked, he was totally confused.

"No wonder they need to form a study group" Korra said. Asami laughed so hard on that one that she had to bury her face in Korra's neck.

"Did you like that?" Korra asked smiling down at Asami. Asami nodded into Korra's neck. Korra lets go of Asami's hand to stroke Asami's hair while Asami wrapped both her arms around Korra.

"I think she's talking about the cartoon Avatar and yes some of them are pretty dumb" Zhu Li answered.

"Oh wow you guys watch that too. That's so cool."

"Your mom is so poor, Iroh that she can only afford this house. My house is bigger!"

Soon everybody was throwing yo momma jokes. Most of the jokes were horrible but some were funny.

"Hey I just realized, why are there no yo daddy jokes?" Bolin asked.

"Hmm I never thought of that" Mako said while Korra shrugged. Asami and Korra were still wrapped up in each other.

"I guess the party is over guys" Iroh said walking over to the krew "Everyone is too busy arguing whose mom is better."

"Sorry to ruin your party, Iroh" Asami said.

"Its fine, Asami. What's going on with you two?" Iroh gestured at Korra and Asami's intimate hug.

"They are dating now!" Bolin replied. Although Korra and Asami are still not sure what they are. They really need to talk about this.

"Well that's nice and again sorry about the party."

"This isn't a real party. If you want to see a real party then we'll show you" Korra said gesturing for them to follow her. Zhu Li hesitated but followed them anyway.

"Alright. Let's see what you got Korra" Iroh said getting his jacket and telling the butler to get everyone out as soon as possible.

"Mako you heard what Iroh said, don't disappoint me."

"Yes ma'am" Mako said got on the driver seat.

Kuvira sat on the passenger seat while Iroh, Korra, Bolin, Zhu Li and Asami were all squeezed together at the back.

"Hey I get why Asami is on Korra's lap" Asami and Korra didn't want to let go of each other yet. "But why is Bolin on Zhu Li's lap?" Kuvira asked.

"I didn't want anything poking me" Zhu Li replied.

"Me too!" Bolin agreed.

Once they arrive at the venue Korra pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. Sometimes she wonders if Mako is really the smart one out of the three of them.

"Wow this placed looks packed" Asami said her hand still holding Korra's. They were at a warehouse that was light up in blue and purple. There was a huge line that stretched from two blocks and the music was blasting so loud that you could hear it a mile away.

"Now this is a party. Right Zhu Li?" Kuvira said getting hyped up as she shook Zhu Li's shoulder.

"Yay, woohoo party" Zhu Li was not really into parties. She's not even sure why she's here in the first place.

"Mako can I talk to you over there" Korra lets go of Asami's hand and their hand instantly felt cold. Korra yanked Mako by his ears "We'll be right back" Asami cocked a brow at Korra's odd behavior.

"Ow, ow! Korra stop!"

Once they were out of ear shot Korra lets go of Mako "Mako I said a college party not the Blue Spirit!"

"This is the same thing. There's cheap booze, music, dancing, drugs, and horny people. What's the difference?"

"The difference is, is that a college party has college kids and the Blue Spirit has gangsters in them!"

"Oh crap" Mako said realizing his mistake.

"Yes crap!"

"Well you said show them a good time and this was the only place I could think of. I didn't want Iroh to think we're lame. I'm kinda agreeing with Zaheer right now. We really need to think before we act."

"You know what its fine. We'll have fun and nothing bad is going to happen. I'll watch over Zhu Li and Asami. You and Iroh and then Bolin and Kuvira. We'll be okay."

"Hey everything ok?" Asami said walking over to Korra.

"Yeah. Let's go have fun" Korra said taking hold of Asami's hand. It was becoming a thing, Asami and Korra holding hands.

Let's see where this night will lead us.

NOTE: I love all the mothers out there. The only yo momma joke I fully came up with are Asami's, Lee's, the one with Zhao, the rare meat one and Iroh's house. The rest I got from this site best-yo-mama-so-fat-jokes/

Next Chapter's Title: Woohoo Party! Part 2

Bad news guess who's taking summer classes? Yay Me!