Don't own the Akatsuki or any Christmas specials Dei-Dei may see on TV.
Deidara was bored, so he decided to watch some TV.
Click. "You're a mean one... Mr. Grinch..."
Click. It was the Phineas and Ferb Christmas special.
Click. Chowder Christmas Special.
"There is nothing to watch on TV, un!" Deidara growled.
"What is it, brat?" Sasori asked as he walked in.
"There's only Christmas specials on TV, un!"
"Stop exaggerating."
Deidara flicked it to another channel. "This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meee~!" Spongebob sang.
Deidara glared at his master. "'Beauty lasts forever', un? How damn long does it take to make new Christmas specials once in a while, un?"
"Shut up, brat."
Me: The eleventh thing at Christmas that's a plan to me~
Deidara: Stale TV Specials~
Sasori: "Batteries Not Included"
Orochimaru: No parking spaces
Tobi: Sempai, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Kakuzu: (Moan) Chaarities...
Itachi: She's a witch, I hate her!
Pein: Fiiive months of bills. X:_:X
Konan: I don't even know half these people!
Kisame: (wasted) Oh, who's got the toilet paper?
Hidan: GET A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree. T_T