NOV 22, 2006
CHAPTER 9: I AM XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS
The tutus and monkeys of the school were beginning to get on Lians nerves. She was starting to think that this plan was working too well. The others must have had better tolerance because they still could laugh at some of the antics of the thirdies but it was just bugging Lian. The next 3rd year that walked up to offering to chew her food for her would get a black eye.
They were walking around when Cathy excused herself to go to the bathroom. The others walked on to the next class. She took her bag with her and changed into her outfit. She grabbed the accessories and exited the room.
"I AM XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!!! AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!"
Flitwick was teaching his 5th year class for the day when a scantily clad girl ran into the room screaming. She had a silver spear and bronze shield and was waving then around like a madman. The boys sat their ogling the girl (remember shes only 2 years older) as she ran around in her miniskirt.
Cathy: It isn't here. I must catch it before it escapes. AIAIAIAI!!!
She ran back out of the room screaming all the way down the hallway.
All around the school there was talk of a hott girl running about the place screaming about foolishness. Most of the boys would have loved for the chance to run into her but she always ran around the corner or screamed about catching something. This frightened some and they walked off and little freaked.
The news reached the group who was sitting at lunch.
Ron: So what exactly do we know about this girl??
Herm: We know that shes dressed inappropriately
Neville: She hott
Ginny: -slaps Neville-
Harry: Shes clearly mad
Lian: Hey has anyone seen Cathy??
Shani: No. Not since she said she was going to the bathroom
Aiden: I know we should have gone with her
Herm: Wait!! What if the crazy girl is Cathy??
Ginny: Why would Cathy run about the school screaming??
Ron: Why wouldn't she??
Everyone else: True
Harry: Lets get her before she does something worse
By now Cathy was on her way to the Astronomy tower screaming. The students just let her go on her way. The group asked and around and finally got to the tower where they saw her.
Cathy: Oh no Ive been spotted!1
Aiden: Cut the act Cathy before you get hurt
Cathy: Never, never. You cant make me. Youll have to catch me first
Harry: Weve really got a mental case on us huh
Ginny: uhhhh
Herm: You have no idea
Cathy: So whatcha gonna do??
Herm: Stupefy
Cathy used her shield to the block the spell, then she jumped onto the railing of the tower and dove down
Herm: CATHY!!!!!
While she was falling, she seemed to materialize a broom out of nowhere and climb onto it. She flew down and then came up to level with the others.
Cathy: Haha!! You shouldve seen your faces. Priceless
Ginny: That wasn't funny Cathy
Lian: What if you were killed??
Cathy: Like Id let that happen
Harry: Sooo….shes not crazy??
Cathy: Nooooo
Harry: So then whyd you do something like that??
Cathy: Because I could. And it was fun
Ron: Ha ha. You've had your fun. Now get over here so we can kill you
Cathy: Not a chance. Bye guys
So she flew off, mostly likely in the direction of the broom shed. The group figured they wait in the common room for their revenge. Lets she how she likes it with a face full of whipped cream and chocolate down her pants.