I am finally giving you what you want~

Some smexyness

But not from America and England!

From our dearly beloved Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

Isn't America gonna be so annoyed~!

Love LadyCaledonia

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Kilts, Lambs and Drunken Brothers

Chapter 9 - The Night America Got No Sleep

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To say that America was annoyed with this trip and wanted to go home already was quite the understatement of the year.

He had been attacked by those brothers of England's, stripped of his beloved bomber jacket and the rest of his clothes, dressed up like some slutty lamb and left in a closet. Sure, his day perked up when England found him and had thankfully decided to release the tension in his vital regions, just as he was about climax did Wales open the door with the announcement that the take away had arrived.

The look on England's face told America that he was definately not getting sex of any kind tonight.

And the food was terrible! Even if Italy had opened these so called 'fish and chip' shops, he obviously didn't cook the meal that they had. America could barely eat the hamburger he was presented with because it wasn't a burger! When he asked why this was, he got a casual shrug from Scotland who replied "it's a black pudding burger".

Then he stupidly asked what a black pudding was and when Wales explained it to him, even his hero stomach decided to abort the eating mission and promptly run upstairs to throw up in the toilet.

England grumbled something about having an early night and America, deciding he did not want to spend more time with England's brothers than was absolutely neccessary, went to bed with him.

So here he was, the alarm clock saying that it was two in the morning and America was still awake, while England slept silently next to him. Usually his beloved Iggy had a sweet dreamy smile in his sleep but tonight it was just replaced with an awful scowl. America was left staring at the various pictures of unicorns on the ceiling (England said that he hadn't actually lived in this house for a long time so it hadn't been redecorated).

America sighed quietly, watching as the time on the clock changed to 02:01. He had been watching the change of time since he had came to bed because he couldn't sleep. He was tempted to count sheep but with the nightmare vision of him dressed as a lamb, he no longer could trust the wooled animals. He thought that maybe if he just shut his eyes...he could get some sleep...

"Ohh fuck, Hamish harder!"

That just about did it. America could not stay in this room, not with the obvious moaning coming from the room next door (which was actually Northern Ireland's for some reason). As America sat up and sneaked out the door, he could definitely hear the loud moans of someone coming from the Irishman's bedroom.

'Do I seriously want to look...' thought America, frowning as he edged closer to the door and nudged it open a little to peek inside.

Now he wished he hadn't, because right there on the bed was the naked bodies of England's brothers...

Doing the sexy time dance with each other!

Even from where America was, he could see quite clearly what was happening. Northern Ireland was situated between Wales and Scotland, and from what America could guess, was being rammed into from the Scot who was sitting up with his arms wrapped around the Irishman's waist. Wales sat in front of the red head, the two locked in a very passionate kiss.

'Look away...just look away...' thought America yet his curious mind ordered his body not to move until the act was complete.

"F-Fuck...Hamish..." groaned Northern Ireland after another hard thrust from the ember haired nation. "I-I can't..."

"Louder Dara~" Scotland purred, biting down on his younger brother's shoulder. "We can't hear you~!"

"But we might wake up Artie and America" giggled Wales though he didn't appear as bothered, his hand slowly pumping his red haired brother's member.

"I don't care!" Northern Ireland practically screamed, arching his back and releasing his orgasm into Wales' hand.

Scotland grunted quietly, feeling Northern Ireland's body tighten around him and push him over the edge, coming into the Irishman's tight hole. Wales giggled quietly at the two tired nations, licking his hand clean of his brother's juices before leaning down to lick his cock clean. "Gee Dara, you are so loud~" he teased.

Northern Ireland's face turned another darker shade of red as he managed to pull himself off of Scotland's lap with another low moan. Scotland leaned back against the pillows, panting slightly. Wales cuddled up to his Scottish brother's side, lazily running a hand up and down the Scot's torso. Northern Ireland licked his lips slightly and situated himself on the other side of Scotland, watching his Welsh brother curiously.

'Maybe now that they are finished I can get some sleep...' America thought, though his body was anticipating something else and wouldn't let him move.

"Hammy~!" Wales whined, nibbling at Scotland's neck. "You can't leave me unsatisfied!"

Scotland chuckled and ran a hand through Wales' soft curls, making the younger smile in delight. "I never said I was gonna leave you out Alwyn..."

That was it, America couldn't sit here any longer than this. With one last glance at the three men (who had now suddenly changed positions and now it was Wales that was doing the loud moaning) he creeped back into bed next to the still sleeping England. One thing was for sure - Wales was certainly a lot louder than Northern Ireland.

End of Chapter

Fail sex is fail XD

I thought it would be awfully weird if America sat through a whole sex scene between the three brothers, which is why he only caught the end of it...and also why he didn't stay to watch round two. Shame he has to listen to it though!

So which would you guys prefer more? A full US x UK scene or a full scene? Special Relationship or Britcest Threesome?

OH THE CHOICES TO MAKE~!

The next chapter doesn't really include our beloved brotherly trio, but that is because England is going to take America round a tour of the house that he used to live in...and some secrets that he would have rather kept to himself.

Read and review~!

Love LadyCaledonia

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