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*Please read*
"Blah" - Normal speech
"Blah" – Zelda's mind speech (to Sheik)
"Blah" – Sheik's mind speech (to Zelda & Link)
Blah – Link's telepathic speech (to Zelda & Sheik)
Blah – Zelda's POV, thoughts and (sometimes) telepathic speech (to Link (& Sheik rarely))
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Let's have a recount of my pitiful story in Hyrule.
1. I had to suffer Sheik's very annoying voice. ("Yo!")
2. I met this extremely hot guy called Link. (This is when you swoon… I can't see you swooning! Com'on! SWOON!!!!)
3. I found out we had telepathy. Seriously.
4. Edward Cullen is a traitor. And I can't believe that I used to kiss him! O.o Yeah.
5. That Samus person is now trying to knock down my door.
I sat up on my bed and rubbed my eyes. That heavy knocking on the door was annoying me, so I cheerfully went to the door and opened it, putting on a fake smile.
"Hello, Samus!" I said happily, feeling magic burst on the very fingertips of my fingers… I felt rather sorry for Samus.
Samus raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Is your dear Linky boy awake? Cuz I need to have a make-out session lesson."
What a retard.
"I'd happily lend you Link, but I can't find him." I told her smirking back at her surprised expression.
I shut the door on her face and flounced back to my bed, groaning into my pillow. I snuggled back into my bed, throwing my bedsheets over me when I felt something land on my bed.
I jumped and shrieked, "WHAT THE HELL, LINK!"
Link grinned. Hello to you too, Zel.
What the hell, I repeated to him.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Go away…" I fell back onto my pillow and closed my eyes, trying to IGNORE him… He should pick that up.
Ignore me? How can anyone ignore me? I mean, I am super 'sexy' as you put it… Link said, annoying me.
"You're not 'super 'sexy'', I am." Sheik suddenly put in, "No one can beat me in the hotness department."
"Go away… Please?" I asked/thought desperately, "I need sleep."
"Fine! Be that way!" Sheik muttered, shutting down.
Link grinned at me, his face still over mine. I closed my eyes.
Then, of course, he just had to kiss me!
I snapped my eyes open and growled at him.
He just laughed at me and whispered against my cheek, "You look so adorable."
I shielded my thoughts.
I mean, what. The. Hell?!
"Can you stop doing that? I like to hear what you're thinking." Link whined, giving me that puppy look.
I petted his head, watching his blond curls bounce, "You cute little puppy!"
He grinned, barking randomly.
"I take that back." I said, smirking.
Just then the door opened again and guess what? Edward, the little bloodsucking arse just had to be there! Sarcasm at its greatest!
His oh-so-yellow-topazy-eyes-of-pervertedness narrowed at us and he snarled, "I need to talk to Bell- Zelda."
I looked at him from under Link's arms, "Then talk."
"Without that green idiot!" Edward snapped, his oh-so-yellow-topazy-eyes- oh, who gives a damn about his pervy eyes?!
Link chuckled, Good one.
"Edward, either you speak now or speak never." I said, giving him two choices while at the same time scolding Link, "Shut up!"
"Fine." He said, it was obvious he was speaking through his teeth, "I would like to ask you once, and only once. Will you join me in my fight against the Volturi?"
"For what?" I asked, humoring him, "World domination? For all vampires to kiss your sparkly a-s-s? So…" I paused, using my ability to reach into the deepest part of his mind, smirking.
I don't want to be a vampire…
I still love Bella- Not Zelda…
I… Don't want to be a… Freak…
"You wouldn't be a freak?" I questioned softly, pushing Link away and standing up, walking around Edward.
"He's a freak!" Sheik said, and I could practically see him smile.
"I… Am… Not a freak!" Edward yelled, pouncing on me.
Too easy.
It just took a fraction of a second to dodge him. As he crashed on the floor, I changed quickly into Sheik and took out my various daggers, seeing Link in my peripheral vision grabbing a sword from under my bed. Edward snarled at me and leaped.
I instinctively lifted my sharpest dagger – that was actually in my boot before I took it out – and slashed at him, moving out of the way at the same time. Link jumped off my bed and we began to corner the lost-control-because-I-said-something-about-him-being-a-freak-Edward and his instincts of being cornered made him even more dangerous.
He almost bit me before I slashed his head off.
"Oops."
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=D Edward's head is off!