Hey guys. How is it going? Things are getting a bit busy right now so I won't be able to update as much as I did before. I'll update whenever I get the chance.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or Pokémon.

Dear Solomon Muto,

There is a topic that unfortunately mixes our game rules with its own. I can't get enough sleep after hearing its name repeat over and over. In fact, Kaiba ripping me apart was more merciful than the thing I heard about.

It is called Pokémon.

The reason for this letter is that I need you to get rid of the myths that are being told about our franchise. Please fix them so I can get a decent amout of sleep. I am tired of having kids mix up our wonderful world with that of the pet profession.

Myth#1: Summoned Skull evolves into Exodia.

First of all, how does a skull creature get flesh back? Can anyone answer the question for me? No? Good. I am glad to know that science hasn't proven a way to give flesh back to dead creatures. Otherwise, I will be cringing at the fact that I would have to deal with something like that. I am rather glad that "Mr. I hate everything" won't become "I will destroy everything" anytime soon.

Myth#2: In order to summon Blue Eyes shining Dragon, you need to fuse another Blue Eyes White Dragon with Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.

What? If that was the case then Kaibia wouldn't have ripped me apart in the first place! I probably would have been chilling with my brothers! Yugi would have suffered from the wrath of four Blue Eyes White Dragons! (I don't hate Yugi Solomon. But seriously, give the boy better dragons. He can't always depend on people with wands these days).

Myth#3: If Rayquaza has a Mega form, that means Slifer The Sky Dragon is going to get on too.

No.

Just.

No.

If anything at all, this just shows how weak Rayquaza is compared to Slifer. The point where they need to make a Mega form for Rayquaza means that Pokémon has admitted to the world that Slifer would trash that dragon any day.

I guess that means Rayquaza should find a way to get two mouths. Then he could maybe taste a bit of hope (Get it taste? What? Didn't think your own dragon couldn't come up with puns?)

Myth#4: Charizard is the pokemon version of the Blue Eyes White Dragon in Yugioh

If I dare meet anyone who says this, I am going to blast them. Let me make this clear to everyone white we are at the subject. Charizard is an orange flying lizard that isn't even considered a dragon. I am a Blue Eyes White Dragon. I hope people can distinguish that fact. I can literarily take a bath in that Charizard's Flamethrower and I wouldn't be destroyed at all. I can assure you the other dragon wouldn't stand a chance against my attacks.

So anyways, if you can Solomon, please stop these rumors. I am tired of them and I need to get some rest. If you can't stop it, then take this message to Yugi. I am pretty sure he can do something about it.

If not, I can always try to force you to disperse the rumors. All it takes is a few scratches, a few blasts and taking a big bite out of you. I wonder if humans taste good with cookies and milk?

Your dragon that hopes to get some sleep these days.

-Blue Eyes White Dragon

P.S. I know that you are feeling thankful that Kaiba tore me up because of the homework assignment I just gave you. Just to let you be aware, if you ever decide to use me in battle, expect a White Lightning attack to the face.

P.S.S. I saw your Pokémon card collection. Don't think you are getting away clean. I know that you were protecting that Charizard card from me. Give it up. I know it is in your closet. I will find it.