A/N: Yes, I chose to update this story first because I was bored :) AND I had a writers block with School's In Session! Sorries ^_^:
Hello everyone, and welcome to the DF Show! As promised we will continue the 'Ask Takuya' questions due to the fact that soo many people gave in questions. :)
Takuya: (Backstage) "Ehem!"
Oh yeah! Let's all give it up for...Zoe Orimoto!
Zoe: (Walks in) "Hello everyone!"
Crowd: (Claps) "Woohoo!"
Takuya: (Backstage) "Hey! Why does she get to go first!?"
Cause I have the awesome mighty power to LET her go first! Duh.
Takuya: "Meanie."
Ehem, now let's welcome J.P Shibiyamer!
J.P: (Walks in) "It's Shibi-oh forget it. You'll never remember"
You got that right chibi mami.
J.P: "Don't push it."
Teehee ^-^
Takuya: "What the..? Why did you introduce fat boy before me??"
J.P: "What's wrong with being fat?"
Zoe: "Obesity is a sign that you are unhealthy and have too much food intake. This could possibly lead into future diabetes for not only you, but for your children as well. It's important for all to understand that obesity is not a matter one should make fun of because-"
J.P: "Uhh...I didn't need the whole 'fat' lecture Z, but thanks"
Zoe: ^_^; "Whoops, sorry"
Takuya: "Excuse me, but we got off the topic of which is ME NOT BEING INTRODUCED FIRST!"
Now let's welcome everyone else! ....Except Takuya. =)
Kouichi: (Walks in) "Hey!"
Koji: (Walks in) "I kill you!"
Kouichi: "Uhm...violent much bro?"
Koji: "I have issues, now back away or I kill you!"
Kouichi: "Okaayyy...Backing away noooww" (Backs away)
Tommy: (Walks in) "Hi!"
Crowd: (Claps) "Yay!"
Takuya: (Whines) "WHAT ABOUT MEEE???"
What about you?
Crowd: "Ohhhhh....Takuya just got dissed!"
Takuya: "Shut up!"
Did you just tell me to shut up? (Snaps fingers) Oh no you didn't!
Takuya: "Wait! I didn't mean to say that, I was talking about the cro-" (Big puff of smoke surrounds him)
There. That outta take care of that boy.
Zoe: "Where is he?"
I made him disappear. No worries though, you'll see him-uhh....Later (Grins evilly)
Tommy: "I have a bad feeling about this"
J.P: "Me too, just like that time I ate really bad burritos and got stuck in the port-a-potty at that burrito hut we visited. I had to have that toilet surgically removed!"
Tommy: O_O "Weirdo."
J.P: "And there was a hot nurse that touched my butt!"
Tommy: O_O "Weirdo pervert."
J.P: (Wiggles eyebrows weirdly)
Tommy: (Backs away) "..."
Zoe: "Well, I guess this means we will just finish up the Ask Takuya questions...Without Takuya! I'll be taking his place until we can find Takuya's exact wherabouts!"
Koji: "I'll go try and track down where Takuya is"
Kouichi: "I thought you hated Takuya?"
Koji: "Contradict me again and I kill you!"
Kouichi: (Rolls eyes) "You think getting death threats from your brother several times a day would be weird, but for me, it's just part of my daily routine" (Shrugs)
Koji: "I kill you, then I bring you back to life...Then I kill you again!"
Kouichi: -_- "Oh just go and find Takuya already!"
Koji: "Okay" (Leaves to find Takuya)
Zoe: "You think Koji will find him?"
Kouichi: "Yeah...He'll probably kill Takuya before they get back here though"
Zoe: "True."
Tommy: "Aren't you guys gonna do anything!?"
Zoe: (Shrugs) "...Uhm...No?"
Tommy: -_- "Wow."
(Cough) You guys are getting off topic (Cough cough)
Zoe: "Whoops" ^-^; "Alright anywho, our next question is from DigiBleach!"
Anyway my question for Takuya is how does he feel about all the Slash Fics about him. You know Takoji, TaKouichi,Takuya x JP, Takuya xTommy. Cuz they disturb me a little
Zoe: "Well I think Takuya would feel that as-" (Phone rings) "Hello?"
Takuya: (On the phone) "Where am I!?! HELP ME!"
Zoe: "Takuya! Where are you, you have like a TON of questions you need to answer for the show! Oh and wait, let me put this on speaker phone so the crowd can hear" (Puts on speaker phone)
Takuya: "Well...I'm in a forest...And it's dark...And there's a really scary looking snake that's creeping towards me...AHHH!"
Heheee. ^-^
Zoe: "Alright, well do you think you can answer the questions from wherever you are?"
J.P: "If he can't then I can!" Thinking: And then Zoe will see how much I'm like Takuya and fall in love with me! MUAHAHAHA!
Tommy: -_-; "Keep dreaming J.P, we all know what you're trying to do."
J.P: "Aww..." (Walks away)
Takuya: "What's the question?"
Zoe: "How do you feel about all the Slash Fics about you. You know, Takouji, TakuyaXJ.P, TakuyaXTommy"
Takuya O_O "EWW"
Zoe: "And there ya have it DigiBleach! Takuya thinks it is EWW!"
Kouichi: "Now our next question is from Kiragito!"
du yo thinx my spell badly?
r yu gay?
Takuya: "Well the way your spelling right now is pretty suckish!" ^_^
Zoe: "Takuya, if you were here I would hit you for saying that!"
Takuya: "Well then it's a good thing I'm here, huh?"
Tommy: "I bet two bucks that Takuya won't last another day in that forest"
J.P: "I give him 10 minutes."
Takuya: "I HEARD THAT!"
Tommy and J.P: "We don't care!" (lol)
Takuya: "Anyway, I am not gay"
Tommy: "Are you sure?"
Takuya: "Yes."
J.P: "But then how come that one day you can Koji kis-"
Takuya: "Uhhh what!?! I can't hear you! ...Uhmmm..." (Makes crinkly noise in phone) "Let's move on to another question!"
Kouichi: "Alright, our next question is from kojilover04"
takuya if you were asked would you ask zoe to marrie you right now and you better get on one knee boy(glares)
Takuya: "I would not ask Zoe to marry me!"
J.P: "ARE YOU STUPID!?!"
Takuya: "Actually I'm, in AP classes ya know"
J.P: O_O "How!?!"
Takuya: (Shrugs) "I don't know, I guess I have AP-ness in me"
Zoe: LOL
J.P: LOL
Kouichi: LOL
Tommy: (Scrathes head) "I don't get it"
Crowd: "HAHAHA!"
Takuya: "What did I say-OHH! No! I didn't mean that!"
Zoe: (laughs) "So you have no AP-ness in you?"
J.P: "So that means you ARE gay! Ha! Knew it!"
Takuya: "I mean I DO!"
Everyone: LOL
Takuya: -_-; "Next question please. This one is from DeepWolff"
What is that sigh on the front of your yellow shirt?
Takuya: "I...Don't...Know" ^_^;
Zoe: -_- "Wow you really are an idiot mister AP-ness"
Takuya: "HEY!"
Kouichi: "Our next question is from elSarah!"
Anyway, WHAT DOES TAKUYA THINKS OF KOJI? (friendship-depth)
Takuya: "I think he's a pretty good pal"
Kouichi: (Phone rings) "Hello? Oh Koji hey, I'll put you on speakerphone!"
Koji: "Takuya if you ever say I'm your good pal ever again I WILL kill you."
Takuya: (Cringes in fear) "Point taken."
Kouichi: "Where are you Koji? I thought you went to go look for Takuya?"
Koji: "I did. But then I went home after 5 minutes of searching and started watching you guys on t.v and eating popcorn."
Zoe: (Rolls eyes) "Wow what effort you put in"
Koji: "Whatever woman."
Zoe: "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!"
Koji: "Uh oh." (Hangs up)
Zoe: ^_^ "Yeah I thought so. Now our next question is from dwolf"
Why do u wear glasses?
Takuya: "I wear glasses? Woah, I never even knew!" :D
Kouichi: (Slaps forehead) "Wow Takuya. Wooww"
Takuya: ^_^
Tommy: "Our next question now is from lanski12"
My question is if you found another girl who liked you what would you do, would you chase after zoe until she accepts you or go ouit with the new girl
Takuya: "Depends...how hott is this other girl per say?"
Zoe: "Oh that's it!" (Tries to hang up phone)
J.P: (Stops Zoe) "Ma lady, this is not thine will to purify one's heart!"
Zoe: "...What?"
Tommy: "That made no sense."
Kouichi: "J.P's in his own little world right now Tommy, let him be."
J.P: "Shake it! Oh yeah! Shake it, shake it!" (Dance around)
Zoe: -_-: "He's finally cracked"
Tommy: "Maybe we should continue this on another episode...Because we are all out of time folks! See ya later on...DF SHOW!"
Everyone: "Bye!"
A/N: Hey everyone, it's great that you all are sending in questions and what not but uhm...Could you stop? lol, sorry but I can't catch up! You guys sent a bunch of questions from LAST chapter's and I haven't even finished them yet T-T Haha, so yeah. If you want to R&R that would be very much appreciated, but ONLY send in questions if you HAVEN'T yet. Now, when I do these chapters I really don't check if someone sent in more than one review with questions in it so I'm gonna use the honor code! :D I trust you all, and if you defy me...
Koji: "I KILL YOU!"
My words exactly.
:D LOL, see ya!