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Dave was at home trying to sanitize his room clean. He just finished dusting his room and spraying disinfectant all over the place and it smelled lemony fresh. He was just happy to be home and off that dreaded fake island. He was waiting for his parents to come home so they could go out for Chinese food. There was a knock at the door and Dave answered, hoping that it was his new sweater that he ordered online. He was sad when he opened the door and it was Ella.
"Oh no, not someone else from Total Drama..." Dave went to shut the door but Ella stopped it and ran into his arms, embracing him with a hug.
"My prince!" Ella squeed. "You live in such a lovely castle."
"Why are you at my house?" Dave asked her.
"I wrote you a song to explain to you why I'm here."
My Time on the show is finished and done, but that's not to say I didn't have fun!
I'll miss you all from tall to small and even this little gnome!
So long my prince, you made my heart wince...
"No! No! No!" Dave covered his ears. "I've heard this song and I love sky! You need to leave! Take a plane to wherever you came from and just GOOOOOO!"
"Wait! Prince David, I have come with a proposal for you!" Ella smiled. "Please just listen? I have a new song!"
"I'm scared of your songs!" Dave almost sobbed. "If you come in, please take your shoes off!"
"Anything you wish, my Prince." Ella slid off her shoes and placed her hands on Dave's shoulders, found his couch and lightly pushed him into the seat.
Prince Dave, please love me I'll be your slave!
I want to be your Bride, a wife that has so much pride!
marriage can be rough but I'm along for the ride!
"Ella! No, I can't marry you!" Dave yelled. "I love sky and your songs scare me! You're moving too fast for all of this!"
You love sky and I love you.
What's a singing girl to do?
I can give you all my life I swear!
I would be there for you if you got attacked by a bear!
"I wouldn't want to be attacked by a bear!" Dave started to look around. "I don't like your songs! They make me feel weird, like something bad is going to happen to me!"
Dave will you marry me?
It would fill my heart with glee!
We could take off to my castle
You'll never have another germ hassle!
When you're king and I am queen
We will have the most beautiful land.
Maids will clean anything you wish with a clap of a hand!
My dear prince please join me in matrimony!
It would be a shame to waste, I already set up the ceremony!
The love Dave Brought to Ella was really...Swella?
"Dave, my prince..." Ella got down on one knee. "Please return with me the palace that is my home."
"I don't think so." Dave lightly shoved her away. "I don't want to get married at a young age and I'm not sure if I want to live in your world, I think you have a horrible concept of reality!"
"At least I don't live in a bubble!" Ella yelled, holding back her tears.
"That was Cameron!" Dave yelled back. "I just don't like germs! I never lived in a bubble! You need to go away and find someone else who lives in a fantasy world! Go call Leonard or something!"
Dave then ran upstairs to his bedroom and locked his door. Ella sat down and cried on the couch until Dave's parents showed up and looked pretty confused and threatened to call the police if she didn't get out of their house. Ella left, she hated this world. She would much rather live in her world of fantasy.
There we go! That was Ella/Dave and Dave was kinda an asshole. What do you guys think I should do next? Suggest some things and we'll see what happens. Until next chapter! I'm out of here.