J is for Joy

AN: I'mmmmmmm BACK! And before you go murdering me because I murdered the English language, read the author's note at the bottom. It explains everything! :P Also, this is set as an Aphrodite girl's diary. Enjoy!

Dear Diary,

Ohmigosh! I just saw the cutest couple EVA! They were all like, I heart you, and like, you're the cutest! I freaking love it! Romance is the best! Okay! Gtg like, now, so bye diary! Mwah!

Melissa, Aphrodite's bestest daughter EVA!

Dear Diary,

Guess wat! I just like found out that the cutest couple EVA has a ship name! Like, srsly, this is awesome and the best gossip! It's Percabeth, and I'm like srsly excited to drag them in and give them a makeover! Yippee!
Hugs and Kisses, Mellissa.

Dear Diary,

This is srsly the saddest thing, since like, forever! Percabeth is only 'beth' now! Percy has disappeared! Campers are all like, 'we gotta save him!' But gurl, I gotta finish ma nails first!

XOXO, Melissa

Dear Diary,

Yay! Percy is back and Percabeth is as well! I could, like, jump for joy! I LOVE couples! Ok, gotta go now, stupid Chiron is making actually fight each other. Yawn.

Seeya! Melissa, the gurl who brings the all the boys to the yard!

AN: Haha! Forgive the spelling mistakes in the chapter, I tried to make it overly girly and this is what happened. O_O. I have no words…. Anyway! Click the little button, its felling ticklish! :D