Day 1: Chapter 1
Day 2: Chapter 2
Day 3: Chapter 3-5
Day 4: Chapter 6
Day 5: Chapter 7
Day 8: Chapter 8-9
Day 9 (and a parts of Day 10): Chapter 10
(I skipped Days 6-7, If you haven't notice...)
And yeah, I wanted to make a chapter where the two dated but I suck in writing such scenarios... TT v TT please forgive my lack of creativity...
Sorry if I... was too bored to fix this chapter... I hope you'll forgive me if I cut in the scenes a little too quickly... (I'll admit, this chapter might be the combination of two- if wrote seriously)
Chapter Ten: Failure
Kano's POV:
That Kido rejected my offer wasn't really such a surprise for me, but the fact that she rejected me so flatly was the real surprise! Who would have thought that my adorable and cute Kido could turn as cold-hearted like this? Anyways, that was two days ago~ Yesterday I started some small scale missions~ Fu fu fu, you want to know what we did, don't you?
Hahahaha~ Let me give you an account of what happened Yesterday!~
We failed in swapping back to our original bodies. Period. lol- jk~! We FINALLY succeeded! And we're currently having a time of our lives~
Haha—lol—don't tell me you thought I'd give you a FULL account of what we did yesterday? Hehe, sorry, it's too embarrassing but, let me show you what happened~
A day ago...
Kano's POV:
"Here~" I say, passing some materials into Kido's hands,
"A passport, papers..." she murmurs, examining each one until she realizes, "-These are all important documents..."
"Yup~" I say, tossing a keychain, "Important documents of your current identity, and a key~"
"Kano, what-"
"You're currently me and I'm currently you for god knows how long it will be," I pointed out, "it's important for you to have my personal stuffs, and for me to have yours..." I pointed. Understanding what I meant, Kido tries to protest, "-up until we are able to revert back to how we should be~ Dai-jo-bu~ I promise that I won't do anything indecent with Kido's stuffs~"
"Oh... Then I'll-" she says, standing up,
"I already found yours, updated it like mine... Our last names aren't Tateyama anymore, I reverted it to our real ones..."
"... thanks..." she says awkwardly, examining the passports, and the next thing I knew, she was mad at me.
"Don't tell me that you plan to escape the country?" (You can't get out of a country without a passport, simple common sense.) "Remember that that is still my body and you're not running away with it."
"Hahaha, funny joke Kido, don't worry, I'm not letting you run away with my body either~" I jest at her, who's still glaring at me... "And besides, it's not like I have the money!"
"I see..." She mumbles, "But what's this key for? It's certainly not for your room... but it does seems... familiar..."
"Ehhhh~ That's because it's for Kido's room-"
Kido's POV:
That shit... lying again... making funny of me again... pulling some kind of shit again... he should just die... He should just simply die and I swear to god that I won't give a fuck...
I thought as I was making my way upstairs, to the rooftop. Even though Kano could already walk by now and move around- I still help with the house work sometimes. Today's task is to finish my laundry... and after that, I also have to cook- I added mentally when I saw some figure on the ledge... my own body...
"KANO-" I shouted as I rushed to him, pulling him so forcefully that I ended shoving him a little too harshly...
"K-Kido, what's wrong with yo-"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING KANO- YOU'RE SUICIDING!? KANO, YOU'RE NOT... YOU'RE MURDERING ME!" but he simply smiled,
"Murdering... You, Well, Kido, well if anything, you're murdering Me."
"Kano, what's with this shit again-"
"You're dying Kido..."
"What!"
"Kido, don't you know? You're dying..." he says with a smile, inching closer to my face... he looks serious... awfully serious... He examines my eyes and sighs lightly, "Eh~ You haven't notice how you're bleeding too much? Kido, you have some tragic case of internal bleeding..."
"What the fuck is-"
"Hehe, don't worry Kido, I'll be dying in your stead..." he says, planting a kiss on my temples and leaving me alone...
I couldn't take in what he said, I couldn't understand why he said that... This can't be one of his sick jokes... It's too sick to be one... Why the fuck would he suicide... Why would he allow himself to die in my stead... why won't he allow me to die instead...?
"God why is this soup so salty..." I mumble, spitting the salty residue on the kitchen sink...
"That was because you were crying weren't you," he says as he hits my head playfully, "hey, 'me' mulling over something so deeply- is seriously out of character!" he adds with a pout...
"Kano... I..."
"Mou, since my act hit you so hard I'll drop it... Gomen for lying~ Hehe, you're not gonna die Kido~ I am seriously lying all along!~"
"What...?"
"It's payback..." he says, sticking out his tongue, "Did you know how hard it was to deal with your menstruation? You didn't tell me about your due date that I bled infront of Kisaragi-chan, Mary-chan and even infront of Ene!"
"Payback...?"
"But seriously, your bleeding is pretty abnormal, one day it's too strong! The next, it's too weak that I thought the misery of being a female was over- but it's not! It's a bluff that-"
"Maybe you should've just continued your act..."
"Eh, why?" he asks curiously,
"Because, maybe if you did- I'd be seriously motivated to swap bodies with you. But you stopped the crap. It was a nice idea to use the fact that I'd rather die in your place that see you die or the so... REALLY smart Kano."
"Yup, yup~ I know right?" He says with a smile, so a smiled back, "Well, I have something to do, and if you don't mind, why won't you just continue cooking for me?"
"Uhhh-"
"Bye." And I left without waiting for a reply
"Here's the form sir..." the lady infront of me says with a smile as she handed the document to me, but Kano swiped it from my grasp,
"Ehhh~ Kano-chwan, what's this? Oh- a form that you need to sign so that you could donate an organ? Miss! Can I have one too-" before he could get a form, I snatched his arm and pulled him away,
"What the fuck are you doing here Kano?"
"What the fuck are you doing in a hospital?" He asks, with his usual smile...
"Gekkou~" I answer back with my smile,
"Tsu~bo~mi~ I'll allow you to do whatever shit you want to do to my body, as long as you get proper permission from me~" He states, gritting his teeth,
"Same goes to you Shuu~ya~kun~ You should tell me if you plan to suicide or something, okay? I'll definitely jump first before you do~" I replied with the same level of annoyance,
"Uhm, sir, ma'am? Do you still plan to donate-"
"I'll donate my kidney!" I shout,
"I'll donate my liver- It's so shitty anyway!" Shouted Kano back,
"PANCREAS-"
"CORNEAS!" cuts in Kano, "-since with these corneas, I could barely see a thing!"
"THE WHOLE EYEBALL ITSELF! I'd rather be blind than have cat-like eye!"
"THESE USELESS LUNGS! The hell, I'd just transplant them with better ones!"
"THIS USELESS SPINAL CORD! I'm better off without it!"
"THIS COLD HEART!"
"MY WEAK ARM!"
"MY TWO LEGS!"
"THIS STUPID BRAIN!"
"STUPID, HUH? THEN I'LL DONATE THESE A CUPS!"
"WHAT THE F- I'LL DONATE THIS SMALL DICK-"
"Sir! Ma'am! Those things that you're shouting cannot be donated by an alive individual- except of course, the kidney... but if you two SERIOUSLY still plan to donate- please fill up these forms, thank you~" She ends with a smile.
"Ah..."
"s-sure..."
"Thank you~!" Waves the nurse as she bids us: goodbye, "The children who will receive your donations would be reeeeeeaaaaalllyyyy happppppyyyyyy!" She shouts as Kano and I simply waved back- since that's the only decent thing we could do for the poor nurse who listened to our crappy demands on what we'd love to donate...
Once we were out of earshot Kano starts, "Hey Kido..."
"What?" I ask, turning to him, but he looks away from me, "Kano..."
"Hmmm?" He replies looking at me with a smile... This is going nowhere...
"What the fuck have you donated... It seriously took longer than my operation..."
"Haha, I won't tell~" he replies with a smile as he runs off, with the slip that states which of his shitty body part I've donated,
"THE FUCK?! COME BACK HERE-" and the next thing we knew we were chasing each other... Kano laughing his ass off and me pursuing him with murderous intent-
"E-eh? Kido?" Mary says when Kano stops infront of her,
"Bye, Mary-chan~" Kano bids as he dashes off,
"Eh?" Mary exclaims, when she realized Kano called on her with a -chan "K-Kano-"
"Kano, you bitch!" I shouted from a distance, just a little more and I would've catched him,
"K-Kido?"
"Sorry Mary! I'll have to explain later!" I shout as I saw Kano take a sharp turn to the left, so I simply waved to Seto who just entered the scene
Seto looks bewildered, but he then understands, and simply waves back-
"It's so hot..." Hibiya says fanning himself with a hand, "Oba-san just went but, it feels like hours already..."
"Shut up Hibiya, you do realize that you're producing carbon monoxide that makes the earth hotter right?" Shintaro butts in, throwing up on the side,
"Ewwwwwwwwwww~ but you're also helping in making it worst by talking, right Master?" Ene adds,
"Shut up..."
"I'm back!" Momo says, showing the plastic full of ice cream, panting and slumping in between Shintaro and Hibiya on the bench, "It's a miracle~! No one chased me today!"
"EHHH?" Ene exclaims, "That's weird~!"
"Haha, and maybe the next thing we knew we will be seeing a smiling Kido getting chased around by a furious Kano..."
"Not funny Onii-chan..." Momo says with a facepalm...
"Hi guys~~" Kano says, greeting the others while something close to KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can be heard in the background, "Awwww, time to go already? Bye guys~"
"What..." they all said in unison while in their vision, they see 'Kido' run away backwards and watch 'Kano' try to catch him...
"Hmmm... You're good in predicting things Shintaro..." Konoha says as he finishes off another negima...
"KANO COME BACK HERE!"
"HAHAHAHAH~! No WAYYY~!"
(They somehow turned into Izaya and Shizuo with Kano as Izaya and Kido as Shizu-chan... Shizaya-KidoKano *glomp*)
Kido's POV:
This chase is so fucking endless! I thought as I started losing my breath, but even Kano seems to take the toll of running so much too... Well, that's good...
But god, seems like the first one to collapse was me...
"ha... hahaha... ha..." Kano says, trying to laugh, while he's panting so bad from running, "Who would've thought that It'd be an asset for me that Kido's body has more stamina than my own?" he says with a grin,
"Hahaha, fuck you... Now everyone knows... that we... swapped bodies..."
"Haha... ha..." He tries again, with a smile this time, "C'mon Kido~ How long have I been telling you? We're all friends... we're here to give a lending hand whenever one of us needs help... And I'm sure they'll understand our situation and help us out! "
He was scowling at that moment that I couldn't help but laugh and smile at this stupid shitty person...
"I guess they're currently confused and upset because we kept it a secret right now... And it's all thanks to you..." He laughed at my remark
"Maybe, but I'll bet that they'll e more angry if they missed THIS!" He says with an enormous smile while extending his arms wide open, "The whole thing with Kano and Kido swapping bodies~"
"I would never understand what you're thinking... well... I do understand that you've done this so that we could seriously start our experiments... right?"
"Yup~ but we'll have to explain first right~"
I sighed, this shit is passing me the role, isn't he? "Well, lets' go then..." I said, standing up. Though this body has lower stamina than mine, it sure does recover quickly...
"Yay~ Uhmm... Kido? Whelp~~"
I sighed again as I helped Kano to stand up, when something alerts me, We are in the middle of a street. I looked around, but luckily, this street is empty... or so I thought,
"KIDO!" called out that irritating voice of mine, Kano was so close that when he shouted, my ears hurt- but his shout wasn't enough to deafen these ears, I felt a slight push and the next thing knew, I saw Kano, infront of me- THE REAL KANO SHUUYA –We're finally back to our original bodies! I could feel myself smiling, so I wondered what was the reason for Kano's shocked expression to turn into ... a scared one...
Then I heard a loud jarring sound... of that truck... about to hit... ME...