"Konan, un!"
The blue haired female turned around at the sound of her name, grinning. She looked at Deidara's empty hands and frowned. "Where's your lunch tray?" she asked. It was lunch time and normally the blonde was starving, devouring everything on his plate, starting from moment they sat down.
"I'm just not hungry today, un . . . ," Deidara mumbled, walking towards their lunch table.
"Yeah, mmm-hmm, right," Konan said, "I don't believe you."
"R-Really, Konan! Nothing's wrong, r-really, un!" Deidara stuttered out. Konan raised a brow.
"What's wrong, Dei?"
"N-Nothing, un."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, un."
"Dei."
". . ."
"Dei."
" . . ."
"DEI."
" . . ."
"DEIDARA IWA."
"Konaaaaaan, don't say my name like thaaaat, uuuunnn," the blonde whined, blushing.
"You're avoiding the question, Dei! I'm really worried about you! What's wrong?" Konan asked once again, worry spread all over her face. Deidara bit his lip and sighed, closing his for a few seconds before opening them again.
"What do you think, un?"
"Sasori?" Konan guessed.
"Bingo," Deidara sighed.
"You seem more affected by it today, though," Konan stated, "Did he do anything super man whore-ish today, or something?"
Dei mumbled something in response, crossing his hands over his chest.
"Hmm?" Konan said.
"He kissed me in front of my whole History class, un," Deidara murmured, glaring at the table they were sitting at.
"Oh, really?" Konan said, a slight grin showing up on her face.
Deidara's eyes couldn't have been any wider. "Wh-What, un? How is that a good thing? It's horrible! He's ruining everything, un!"
"No, no, Dei," Konan chuckled. "It's just that . . . ," Konan looked around the cafeteria, frowning. "I'll tell ya at home, kay?"
"U-Un?"
Konan skipped through the front door of their apartment, dragging Deidara inside.
"W-Will you tell me now, un?" Deidara panted, out of breath from being pulled quickly up and down all the way from school.
"Come, come, Dei," Konan said, smiling and closing the door. She hopped over the couch and plopped herself down at the end of it. Deidara walked over to the couch, jumping over it and into the soft material.
"Well . . . ," Konan started, biting her lip to stop a grin from spreading over her face.
"Well, what, un?" Deidara wondered. Konan squealed and bounced up and down a bit.
"Oh, Dei! You two just . . . make such a cute couple!" Konan finally let out, squealing and grinning. Deidara's jaw dropped open.
"What, un? I thought me and you were fully set on hating his guts! How can you POSSIBLY think that we make a good couple? That's disgusting, un!" Deidara rambled, shaking his head. Konan laughed at Deidara's confused face, lying down on her back.
"Dei, I DO hate his guts, he's the fuckin' worst guy in the history of forever and is a total man whore!"
"Th-Then why-!" Deidara started.
"BECAUSE, Dei! You guys aren't just a 'good' couple; you're an amazingly sexy, cute couple! The first time Sasori kissed you, I'm sorry, Dei, but . . . that was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life!" Konan cut Deidara off, laughing some more.
"You're INSANE, Konan, un!" Deidara said, still obviously confused.
"Aw, come'ere, Dei," Konan said, sitting back up and opening her arms out wide. Deidara pouted but crawled to his best friend, laying down next to Konan and hugging her.
"You're so cuuuuuuuu~~te!" Konan squealed, pinching Deidara's cheeks.
"Then how would I be perfect for Sasori, then, un? The man whore's rude and mean and evil and stupid and dumb and a loser and he sucks like crap, un!" Deidara said angrily, pounding his hand up and down on one of the pillows.
"See? You guys would be perfect for each other!"
"What, un? You don't make any seeenseeeee!" Deidara whined.
"It's not just me, Dei, it's, like, everyone in the freaking school!" Konan said, grinning.
"Everyone in the school does not think that Sasori and I make a cute couple, un!"
"Oh, really? Just ask 'em, Dei, just ask 'em."
Deidara walked into his homeroom, books clutched tightly to his chest. He thought about what Konan had said yesterday, whimpering softly.
He put his binders and books down at his desk, walking over to some of his friends. "Yo, Dei!" Tyler said as Deidara sat down on one of the desks.
"Hi, un," the blonde said, grinning brightly. The group of boys and girls chatted for almost the whole homeroom period until someone brought up Sasori.
"He's HOT," Tina said.
"Too bad he likes Dei-dei over here!" Shun said, laughing, patting Deidara's back. Deidara blushed.
"Hmm, un," Dei groaned, resting his chin on his palms.
"Whatchya thinkin' about, Dei?" Yuna asked, smiling.
"Hmm, do you guys think . . . that Sasori and I, I dunno . . . make a good couple, un?" Deidara asked.
Pause.
"Hell yeah, dude!"
"Ohmigod, are you guys getting together?"
"Do you like him?"
"I knew it!"
Deidara shook his head quickly back and forth saying, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" continuously until everyone in the group quieted down. The blonde breathed in and out heavily. "It's not that, un. I was just wondering cus Konan said something about it . . . I do NOT wanna be with that basterd, un!"
"But you guys would be so CUTE together!" Keiko exclaimed.
"And sexy," Takuya stated, giving a high five to Tyler. Deidara rolled his eyes, blushing. Just then, the homeroom bell rang. Time to go to 2nd period.
The group said bye to each other, quickly sitting in their seats. Deidara hopped off the desk and sat down at his assigned seat, placing his stuff underneath his chair, a pencil in his hand, just as Ms. Rask walked into the classroom. Class has now started, a million things already jumbling inside of Deidara's head.
"Deeeiiii~!" Konan's voice rang all around the apartment. "How do I look?"
Deidara looked up from his book, grinning when he saw his best friend. Konan was in a long sleeved, tight white shirt with a black tank top over top with light gray jeans and bright yellow sandals.
"Aw, you look gorgeous, Konan, un!" Deidara said, smiling brightly. Konan squealed, jumping on the couch right next to Dei.
"Why did you want to know if you look good, un? Even though you always look good . . . ," Deidara wondered, smiling. Konan laughed, hugging her blonde friend.
"Pein's coming over, silly!" Konan said.
"Oh! Should I leave the room . . . or go somewhere, un?" Deidara asked.
"No, no, no! You can watch some movies with us!" Konan said. Just then, the doorbell rang, Konan's eyes lighting up. "He's here!" she whispered, making Deidara giggle. Konan got up and opened the door, grinning.
"Hey, baby," Pein said, kissing Konan lovingly on the lips.
"Ew, get a room, shit holes," Hidan said, walking past the two and into the apartment, Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Kisame following right behind him.
"Not a bad place ya got here," Kakuzu said, looking around.
Konan's face was mad and confused. She turned her head towards her boyfriend, giving him a questioning look. "I know, they just wanted to come along, I couldn't stop them . . . I'm sorry," Pein whispered, kissing Konan's cheek. Konan grumbled.
"Suck it up, bitch," Hidan spat out.
"Go fuck yourself," Konan hissed back.
"Guuuuu~ys, un! Don't insult each other!" Deidara said, sitting up on the couch.
"Whoa, I didn't even know you were there!" Kisame laughed.
"Neither did I, but this is gonna be a lot more fun now that you ARE here," Sasori said, smirking.
"What are you idiots talking about? The only reason any of you came here was because you knew Deidara was going to be here," Pein said.
"Aw, shut it," Hidan said, lazily plopping down next to the blonde. "Hey, blondie, what was the book we were supposed to read for English about?"
"Uhhhhhm, it's about a girl who doesn't want to go to France and leave all her friends in America behind but then meets this guy she really likes there and then actually likes France, un," Deidara said, smiling.
"Sweet," Hidan said. "Why are you reading it again?"
"Cus it's a good book," Itachi answered for Deidara. Hidan looked at Itachi, raising a brow. "If you actually read it, or read anything, you would know."
"Oh well, damn weasel! FUCK you," Hidan said, wrapping an arm around Deidara's neck. Itachi's face was emotionless, not changing.
The blonde quickly got up. "Don't do that, uuuunn!" Deidara scolded Hidan, slapping him lightly on the head. "And apologize to Itachi, un!"
"Ch, what? Itachi knows I don't mean it, damn," Hidan said, looking over at the Uchiha. Itachi crossed him arms over his chest, walking towards the zealot. He stood in front of Hidan, glaring at him.
Then, Itachi lifted his leg up, shoving his foot in Hidan's face. "Says who, asshole?" Itachi said, clenching his teeth together. Cursing and flailing his arms around, Hidan finally apologized. Itachi took his foot off Hidan's face, smiling triumphantly.
"Thank you, Hidan," Itachi chuckled, walking to the kitchen.
"The hell, Uchiha?" Hidan yelled, dashing after Itachi. Sasori laughed.
"Even if it doesn't seem like it, those two are, like, best friends," the red head said, running a hand through his hair. Konan glared at him.
"If I had to pick any one of your basterds to get the hell out, I would pick you man whore, so shut yer yap while you're here, kay?" Konan said, shuffling through the drawer of movies, pulling one out. "Who wants to watch a scary movie?" Konan called out.
"ME!" everyone said in unison. All eyes darted towards the wide eyed blonde.
"Nuuuuuu, un! Not again!" Deidara whined, shaking his head.
"You gotta get over your fears someday, Dei-chan," Kisame said, chuckling.
"A scary movie it is!" Konan said, sticking it in the DVD player. She turned off the lights sat on the couch next to Pein, everyone else crowding around the couch to watch the movie.
At first, the movie wasn't scary at all, some teenagers laughing and decided to pull a prank on a dude. But the prank went WAY wrong and the guy killed himself. Everyone freaked out and they buried his body, promising to never tell anyone.
Deidara was starting to get that scared feeling again and said, "D-Does anyone want popcorn, un?" Everyone nodded. So, Deidara got up and walked towards the kitchen.
"LOOK OUT DEIDARA!"
The blonde yelped, whimpering foolishly when everyone laughed at him. He stomped into the kitchen area, closing the door behind him. He opened the pantry and pulled out a popcorn bag, placing it in the microwave and pressing the button.
Just then, someone walked into the kitchen. Deidara spun around to see Sasori, smirking. "Hello, Dei-chan," he said tauntingly.
"Oh, wow, Akasuna," Deidara said, obviously pissed off. "What excuse did you use to get in here, un?" The microwave beeped several times, signaling that the popcorn was done. Deidara was just about to open it when two strong arms wrapped around his waist, squeezing his hips lightly.
"Mmm, is it a problem that I just wanted to see you?" Sasori breathed in Dei's ear. Deidara didn't move, trying to think of a way to get Sasori off of him.
"A-Actually, it IS a problem, b-basterd, un," Deidara said.
"You're nervous," Sasori whispered, biting the rim of Deidara's ear. The blonde gasped, squeezing his eyes shut.
'Think, Deidara, think!' Deidara yelled in his head as Sasori teased his ear with his tongue, moving down to his neck.
"G-Get off! You're just getting annoying, un!" Deidara said angrily, thrashing his body to get out of the red head's grip.
"Excuse me?"
For some reason, though he didn't quite know why, Deidara was scared. The tone of voice Sasori used when he said it, how dark and silky his voice sounded when those two words slipped out of his mouth, they frightened Deidara and he froze in place, not daring to move a muscle.
Sasori spun Deidara around and slammed him into the counter, the sharp edges cutting into the blonde's back, making him wince. "Try saying that again to my face," Sasori hissed.
Deidara swallowed hard, eyes wide and scared. Having no idea what to do, Deidara just stood there shaking. Sasori's frown soon turned into an evil grin and his eyes turned softer, or amused. "Did you honestly think that I could get mad at you?" Sasori asked, laughing.
"Yes, un! Was that some kind of JOKE?" Deidara yelled, fear now completely gone, only to be replaced by raging anger.
"Mmm, I'd call it more of a test," Sasori said.
"Test, un?"
"Yeah. And my hypothesis was correct. You are afraid of me," Sasori smiled wickedly.
"Am not, un!"
"Are, too. You should've seen your face," Sasori laughed. Deidara clenched his teeth together.
"Stop it, un!"
"Stop what?"
"Stop acting like you own the world, un!"
"But I do own the world," Sasori grinned as Deidara groaned. The blonde sighed heavily, closing his eyes momentarily before opening them again.
"One: Some people, like me and Konan, would really appreciate it if you would just evaporate into thin air, un. Two: You need to realize that having "IT" with several different people every week is a horrible, horrible thing! And three: GET OFF ME, UN!" Deidara yelled, thrashing his body around to get out of the red head's grip, once again.
"You're so cute," Sasori said.
"Shut up, un!"
"I love you."
"No you don't, un!" Deidara yelled, finally breaking out of Sasori's grip. "No! You do NOT love me, un! You would treat me like every other person that you've 'dated'!"
"What?"
"Y-You would just use me and then throw me away like everyone else, and you know it, un!" Deidara yelled.
Sasori blinked at the blonde a few times before sighing, shaking his head. "Do you really believe that?"
"Believe, un? I KNOW you would!"
"I've been chasing after you non-stop since the first day of school and you think all I would do is toss you out shortly after catching you?" Sasori said. "How many months has it been since the beginning of the year?"
"Almost f-five months, un," Deidara said, blushing. Sasori just stared at Deidara, a devious smirk spreading over his face eventually.
"You're gonna be mine," he said.
"E-Excuse me, un?" Deidara said.
"You heard me," Sasori chuckled, tugging Deidara to him by his shirt, "I'm gonna make you mine." Sasori pulled their lips together in a teeth crashing kiss, flickering his tongue inside Dei's mouth.
Deidara blindly moved his hand to press the button on the microwave, finding it and pushing it hard, the door popping open and hitting Sasori in the back. The red head curiously turned around, giving Deidara a chance to escape.
He grabbed the popcorn bag and darted past Sasori, only to be quickly pulled back and kissed on the lips again. This time, though, Sasori broke the kiss, chuckling.
"I'll let you go this time," Sasori said, smirking, hand cupping Deidara's chin. The blonde slapped Sasori's hand away, blushing madly. He dashed out of the kitchen, leaving Sasori alone. He sighed, reaching into the fridge and grabbing three sodas for Kisame, Hidan, and him.
"He's just too damn sexy, isn't he?" Sasori asked himself. "Yes, he is," he said, answering his own question. Grinning, Sasori opened the kitchen door to walk out just as a blood curdling scream was released from the speakers.