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Rule #91
Don't ask Thor if he knows the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
(Just so you know, I don't know the difference either)
(But I gasped when Thor didn't even know what a turtle was)
(So I proceed to watch with him all the seasons of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles')
(My favorite Michelangelo plushy went missing afterwards)
(It was never found again)
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Rule #92
Never stand in front of the mirror longer than three minutes
(They will think you are vain)
(Saying 'Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairiest of them all' isn't going to convince them otherwise)
(I'm looking at you, Tony)
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Rule #93
Super glueing someone isn't a good idea either
(Especially when you super glue them on their seats)
(Tony managed to somehow get up)
(Without his pants)
(It stayed on his seat)
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Rule #94
Don't use a boxer shorts as a flag and the hoist them high
(Clint actually wondered where his boxer went)
(He wasn't pleased to find it hissed high up on the mast)
(Who knew he had boxers with Chocobo on it?)
(I have one with Moogles!)
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Rule #95
If you're planning to get a driver license, don't tell anyone about it
(I swear, they're not going to let you go to a normal driving school)
(Instead they attempt to teach you driving by themselves)
(Stuff like how to avoid being shoot while driving or how to make a u-turn without crashing into anything are one the list)
(Honestly, I think they simply don't trust me with a driver license…)
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Rule #96
Stop complaining about no reading material
(While you're in the process of reading ten books)
(And then go and buy ten other books)
(And then complains again that you don't have anything to read)
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Rule #97
Nutella has been banned from the Helicarrier
(NOOOOOOOOOO)
(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY TOAST)
(AND PANCAKES)
(AND BREAD)
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Rule #98
Peter, do me a favor and stay on the ground
(It's really not necessary for you to crawl on the ceiling)
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Rule #99
Science experiments you did in school shouldn't be done at home
(We mixed potato flour with water)
(Turns out you can walk on it without sinking)
(I told Tony about it)
(The next day he ordered over 300 kg potato flours)
(And poured them into his swimming pool)
(Afterwards we ran over it like a maniac without sinking)
(That is, if you keep moving)
(If you stop, you're most likely going to sink)
(Pepper wasn't impressed to see us covered in that stuff)
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Rule #100
Mythbuster has been banned
(Guys, when they say 'Don't try it at home')
(Then don't try it at home!)
(And yes, the tower counts as home too)
(Although I'm the one who always tries the stuff from the show…)
first chapter of 'the other promise' if finally up guys :)