Lily: It's been almost two months since we last updated T^T I feel so hated, and on the most loveble day of the year - Valentines Day! Today I'm alone seeing as Mira-chan went to sleep a while ago~ But I'll have Al and Ed to help me here!
Ed: I'm not even from this Anime/Manga!
Allen: "I suffer, you suffer"
Ed: WHAT?!?!
Allen: That what was written on the note Lily-chan gave me to read!
Lily: -Swetdrop- I think we can just skip that... Hehe...
Pairing: Yullen, Lucky
Disclaimer: We don't own Man. But I wish to own Kuroshitsuji and have Sebastian and Grell make Children!
Read and Review all those who have a date on Valentines Day!... Even those who don't have!
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Lily: Yay~ we're back on the internet! -Dances a happy dance-
Mira: I'll happy dance when I pass VCE
Allen: You'll do great! You're smart!
Mira: Give it a rest pipsqueak, I'm not in the mood -gloomy-
Allen: Lily...
Lily: Don't worry Moyashi-tan, she's always like that... Oh wait, I switched her with myself... She's always hyper, now she acts like me... OMG! ARE YOU SICK MIRA-CHAN?!?!?!
Lavi: DON'T SCREAM! My ears hurt as hell... -groan-
Lily: It's not my problem if you scream too hard when Ty-tan is doing you...
Lavi: -Blush- HEY!
Allen: Haha.
Mira: No, I'm not sick, I'm stressed and emo-ing for reasons unknown to even myself. And for you info Allen, you're pretty damn loud too when Yuu sets you off the right way
Allen: -superdupermassive blush- Mira-chan!
Mira: Shut up, you're giving me a headache. As if my Maths didn't already do that to me...
Lily: She does have a point Moyashi-tan...
Lavi: Say, where's Yuu-chan? I didn't see him all day!
Mira: Don't bring the pain in the ass here, I might kill him on a rampage
Allen: That's right! It's Valentines Day! He hasn't gotten me anything yet...
Mira: Except a sore ass tomorrow
Allen: -turns beet red-
Lily: But that'll be tomorrow... But damn, why he disappears each time we do this stuff?! It's starting to annoy me.
Mira: -mumble mumble...-pirates...-mumble mumble-
Allen: I know...
Lily: What the?... You know what, I won't ask...
Allen: Nah, she watched Pirates of the Caribbean.
Mira: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER IN MY OPINION!!! ...Inverse Variation
Lavi: Maybe Yuu-chan just scared that you two will torture him?...
Kanda: -Points Mugen at Lavi's throat- Go fuck yourself Baka Usagi!
Tyki: No, that's my job Yuu. Come here bunny, Tyki won't let mean ol' Kanda hurt you -opens arms wide-
Allen: Kanda! -Glazed eyes-
Lavi: -blush- T-Tyki!
Kanda: What the hell do you want Moyashi?
Kanda: And don't call me that you fucking Pedo!
Allen: -sigh- nothing. Just check the date would ya?
Tyki: You called? I'll do whatever I please thank you very much YUU
Mira: Haha, not when I'm AROUND thank you very much both of you. You even so much as THINK about starting a mocking verbal fight and I'll kick the both of you into next week!!!
Lavi: Geez, if you suck that much at school, just ask someone to help you. I would also help you just don't be angry!
Mira: I don't suck at school, in fact I'm one of the smarter kids. It's just that fact that homework is being piled on top of me mercilessly and I'm having friend problems.
Allen: Mira-chan...
Mira: Suck it up whiney, I don't wanna talk about it
Lavi: You don't have to be violent. Act like Hana-chan! Put on a fake smile!
Lily: HEY!
Mira: I would, but I seem to have run out.
Allen: Kanda, have you checked the date yet?
Mira: -rolls eyes at Allen subtlety -
Lily: I don't think he even tries... -sweatdrop-
Kanda: -Comes inside the room- God damn it! Do you even have a calendar in this freaking house?!
Lily: -eyes widen- YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO CHECK THE DATE?!
Kanda: Yes. Now where is your damn calendar?!
Lily: No need for that, I'll tell you... It's the 14 of Feb.
Mira: 3...2...1...
Allen: IT'S VALENTINES DAY MORON!!!
Mira: Score! I knew his patience would run out soon
Tyki: Damn it...
Mira: Cough it up Tyki, I'm gonna go get me that Disturbed CD tomorrow!
Lily: They have a new CD?
Kanda: -mumble- Fuck...
Allen: That's damn right!
Mira: Nah, it's an old one but it has really nice songs on it. OMFG, I'm going to the Mindless Self Indulgence concert!!!
Tyki: -cough cough- Um... if you're done screaming, may I have the bunny?
Lily: -sits in the emo corner- I also want to go to a concert of a band I like -sob-
Kanda: -tries to get away silently-
Allen: Don't you sneak away from me you jerk! All I wanted was a nice Valentines day dinner that I was going to make myself but no! You're too damn cold to pull that stick out for your ass for even 5 minutes!!
Mira: I'll take lots of pictures and send them to you
Lily: Thanks -smile-
Kanda: ...
Mira: Be nice and have dinner with him or I'll drop both my Maths textbooks on your head
Allen: -still red from yelling-
Kanda: Fuck you both. I'm leaving -walks to the door and opens it-
Mira: -stand in doorway- I warned you -holds up the fearsome Maths Methods and Advanced Maths General textbooks-
Allen: You would walk away from me on today of all days? You make me sick sometimes -storms off to his bedroom-
Lily: -sigh- I'll go talk to Allen... And YOU! -Turns to Kanda- Are going to have a looong torture if you won't apologize by the time I'm done talking to him. -glare- -goes after Allen-
Kanda: Why the hell you always think it's my fault the Bean Sprout is Emo-ing?!
Mira: Coz it usually is.
Mira: So what's up? Why aren't you all 'It's Valentines Day, lets go fuck' to Moyashi-chan?
Kanda: We do it all the time, it won't be that special now...
Mira: But today's the day you're able to show him exactly how much he means to you. Be it through words, gifts, or showing him love. If I had someone special, I'd want to spend the whole day with them just talking and cuddling. But I guess I'm just being selfish like that.
Kanda: If you didn't notice 'till now, that's the only thing I was trying to do! -Slightly blush and turns away-
Kanda: Fuck, why am I even talking about that stuff with you?!
Mira: I'm easy to open up to. But how can you have been doing that without either Allen or I noticing?
Kanda: Che' each to their own.
Mira: But he won't know that way. He needs to know. It'd kill him on the inside otherwise
Kanda: -stays silent-
Mira: Go on. It's just three little words. They're really not that hard to say once you gather up the courage
Kanda: Fuck you
Mira: If you're going to put it that way -smacks him over the head with Maths Methods textbook- I hate Methods more. Be grateful, it's the smaller book
In Allen's Bedroom:
Lily: Al?... You there?
Allen: Grrr!!! He's so irritating!!!
Lily: Yup, here alright...
Allen: Humph
Lily: Hey Al, listen... Just 'cause BaKaYu doesn't want to spend Valentine with you, it doesn't mean that he doesn't love you!
Allen: I know... but it wouldn't hurt him just to spend half an hour with me just for the sake of each other's company
Lily: Geez... You two are complete opposites... You know how BaKaYu is! With no offence, but I think you should also think about him - what he can and can't! If his pride goes in the way -like always- then just smash it!
Lily: Wait, did I just make any sense?...
Allen:...a little...You're right though... I wasn't thinking of his feelings or pride at all. Maybe I should go apologies...
Lily: Eh... You know, now matter how much you didn't consider him, it's still his fault for being so prideful... You don't have to apologize... And will you please hit my head so that I'll come back to earth and realize what I'm talking about?...
Allen: uh, okay... huh? Of course, I'll gladly knock you out ^^ -hits Lily with the nearest book which fortunately happens to be Mira's Literature textbook-
Lily: OUCH! If I'm not mistaken, I ASKED YOU TO HIT ME! NOT TO KNOCK ME OUT!!!
Allen: It was too tempting to resist. I needed to blow off some steam anyway
Lily: -sarcasm- Sure, you have here a doll to hit-all-you-want! Go ahead and use it!
Allen: Aw, no Lily, I'm kidding, kidding. But you have to admit, if you had been in my spot, you wouldn't have resisted either
Lily: Yes I could. Because if I didn't, then you'd be dead by now
Allen: O.O
Lily: Yes, I'm THAT evil on the inside. Like Usa-chan said: "Be like Hana-chan! Wear a fake smile!" And my smile DOES hide a lot -evil smirk-
Allen:...I think I want Mira-chan. She's grumpy, not scary.
Mira: Wanna bet? -Drags an unconscious Kanda into the room-
Allen: Oh my god! What the hell did you do to Kanda! -Shakes Kanda's shoulders- Kanda! Can you hear me? Wake up! Yuu!!
Kanda: -Punches Allen in the face- QUIT SHAKING ME BEAN SPROUT!
Allen: ow...
Mira: I don't wanna deal with Mr. Peacock's accusations, but if I have to, I WILL hit you again
Lily: BaKaYu, we made an agreement, didn't we? Mira-chan and I will leave you and I give you TEN MINUTES to say it. Bye~ -Drags Mira out of the room-
Mira: Good luck! -Is being dragged by Lily-
Allen: What agreement?
Kanda: Well, if I don't apologize I'll be tortured. So I apologize for... For being mean to you -groan-
Allen: ^^ It's alright. I was being inconsiderate and selfish when I wanted you to spend all of Valentines Day with me. I wasn't thinking of what you wanted. I never do...
Kanda: -mumble- It's... Okay to be selfish for once in a while...
Allen: -blushes and turns to look out the window- B-but... I...guess I want... you to be a bit selfish too...That's a fair exchange...
Kanda: -Hugs Allen from behind and whispers in the ear- Happy Valentines Day
Allen: -blushes and hugs Kanda's arms to him- Happy Valentines Day Kanda
Kanda: -turns Allen around and kisses him deeply-
Allen: mmm...
Allen: W-wait -pulls away from kiss- I... I don't want to do anything tonight. I just... wanna stay here with you...maybe... I don't know... fall asleep together? -Blushes-
Kanda: Are you sure? -Licks lightly Allen ear-
Allen: Oi jerk! I said no! Ah!
Kanda: You wanted me to be a little selfish, didn't you? -Starts kissing Allen neck-
Allen: -moans- well...
Kanda: -smirks and kisses Allen roughly-
Lily: -comes inside the room with chains and ropes- AND TIME IS UP! -Looks at the couple- Wait... He apologized?!?! And I thought I could torture him a little... –face down-
Mira: I told you he would. Now you own me money too -evil smirk-
Lily: Fine! -Gives Mira the money and looks at the blushing couple- Don't worry, don't worry, we were just going out... see you in couple of hours~ and Happy Valentines Day! Oh and Kanda, don't screw him that hard, I want him to help me with the dinner~ lets go Mira-chan! -Drags Mira out of the room AGAIN-
Mira: Ciao guys. And you owe me money too Kanda
Kanda: What the fuck?!
Mira: -pokes head back in- My brilliant advice doesn't come free you know!
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A/N: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! R&R or we won't update!